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Talk Zone / Re: WS parking or metrorail
« on: October 23, 2019, 05:39:59 pm »
Sorry to hear about the issues with that garage, but I’m glad you found a cheaper metered spot instead.  I’ve used ParkWhiz multiple times in the last year and haven’t had any issues.  I wouldn’t have recommended the app otherwise.

Parkwhiz was super pissed about it. I’d definitely use it again.

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Talk Zone / Re: WS parking or metrorail
« on: October 23, 2019, 05:20:59 pm »
Freaking garage I reserved on parkwhiz said they aren’t honoring the pass. Assholes. Parkwhiz refunded me and gave me a credit. I was able to find a meter spot right around the corner at Preston and Travis. Only had to pay $3.96 for the rest of the evening. I was flipping the parking guy off as I pulled away.

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Talk Zone / Re: WS parking or metrorail
« on: October 23, 2019, 08:02:41 am »
I used parkwhiz to reserve a spot on Congress and main for $10. Thanks for the tip.

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Talk Zone / WS parking or metrorail
« on: October 22, 2019, 09:33:22 pm »
I’ll be attending game 2 tomorrow. I usually try and park somewhere on Austin just past Texas. But I’m thinking I’ll have trouble finding a metered spot tomorrow. Any suggestions on where to park? I read that the metrorail is free with a WS ticket. Where would I park to catch the metrorail? Which line? Red to Green?

I should add I’m coming from Austin and haven’t lived in Houston for 20 years. I usually only go to 1 or 2 games a season hence why I’m asking for suggestions on where to park.

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA 2019 Fantasy Football
« on: October 21, 2019, 09:22:51 pm »
No idea how this game is going to end but it's my Patriots D vs Fredia's Tom Brady and the D is kicking ass.  The Patriots have this game well in hand.  Brady just needs to hand off the next 20 snaps or so.

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Talk Zone / Re: Looking for single ticket
« on: October 21, 2019, 10:00:17 am »
OMG, I was just able to get 1 SRO to WS game 2 on the astros site.  Hot damn.  Just gotta get there super early to see anything.

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Talk Zone / Re: Looking for single ticket
« on: October 20, 2019, 09:26:47 pm »
I'm looking for tickets also.  It appears that they release tickets occasionally on the astros site but I can't get them in my cart before they are gone.  What's the best way to get them on the secondary market?  Craigslist (like playing Russian roulette), stubhub ($84 fee per ticket ouch), any other recommendations?

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA 2019 Fantasy Football
« on: August 26, 2019, 04:14:00 pm »
I'm drafting Luck with my first pick.  I have a good feeling about him this year.

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Talk Zone / Re: 2019 Trade Deadline Talk
« on: July 31, 2019, 06:55:04 pm »
I can't believe they actually went out and got Greinke.  One of the dads on my son's travel ball team this summer told me months ago that the Astros will get Greinke this year.  He's an Ex Army Ranger that loves the game of baseball.  He didn't have any insider information and I took it with a huge grain of salt.  I'm glad today I get to say damn you were right.  Super sad that Rojas had to go.  If you didn't get to watch this kid in Round Rock this summer, you missed out.  He was a joy to watch.  I went to one of the Correa rehab games and they had Rojas at 2nd.  Correa got pulled in the 5th or 6th so as not to overextend him and Rojas moved back to short.  He proceeded to put on a show.  He hit 2 bombs that night also.  One to straight away dead center that landed on top of the metal shed.  The other an oppo shot to left field.  I was sure he was going to be the super utility guy of the future.

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA 2019 Fantasy Football
« on: July 31, 2019, 12:11:38 pm »
I'm in again (Dream Crushers)

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Talk Zone / Re: Keuchel
« on: June 12, 2019, 10:52:51 pm »
Wasn’t DK offered a $17 million+ QO this season? Between rejecting the extension and the QO, he’s left a lot of money on the table.

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« on: December 22, 2018, 08:04:13 pm »
I haven’t been on the board in awhile but I have been managing my team Dream Crushers. I don’t think I’ve ever played for a championship before. Very exciting. My team was partially robo picked including Gurley. What a beast of RB this season. He hasn’t practiced all week.  I’m hedging my bet on Gurley and I picked up CJ Anderson just in case. Good luck to Bell in Hydeing.

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Talk Zone / Re: Road to the Postseason 2018
« on: September 22, 2018, 09:53:11 am »
Having Frito pie tonight after the football game.

Maybe you should have it before the football game.  Just in case it has the same effect.

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Talk Zone / Re: Road to the Postseason 2018
« on: September 22, 2018, 08:48:26 am »
One of the options at lunch toda was frito pie.

I did my part.

I completely forgot about the effect (affect? whatever) of frito pie.  After my daughter's HS volleyball match ended I decided I was hungry and I saw that the concession stand had frito pie.  I haven't had frito pie in forever so what the hell give me a frito pie.  I got home just in time for the Astros game, ate my frito pie, and bam, Yuli hits a grand slam.  Now I understand the power of the frito pie.

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Talk Zone / Re: Signs point to RR Express and Astros partnership
« on: September 18, 2018, 01:10:41 pm »
Sorry Nate.  I should've known you've been keeping us up to date.  I typically only keep track of the big club and don't venture to the Bus Ride very often.   I got excited when I didn't see this already posted on the Talk Zone and I jumped at the chance to start this thread.

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Talk Zone / Signs point to RR Express and Astros partnership
« on: September 18, 2018, 12:26:13 pm »
It looks like the RR Express are going to be the Astros AAA affiliate again.  I'm very happy about this since the Dell Diamond is 3 miles from my house.  https://www.statesman.com/sports/baseball/round-rock-express-reaffiliate-signs-point-astros-partnership/D6K4PdWjPufPusUk8Sda4J/

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Talk Zone / Re: Tony Kemp, MVP
« on: August 30, 2018, 08:10:13 pm »
WTF is Yuli looking at?

Ha, Yuli had thrown his helmet and he was waiting to catch it. I think they are a little out of practice celebrating walk offs.

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Talk Zone / Re: Tony Kemp, MVP
« on: August 30, 2018, 05:54:59 pm »
WTF is Yuli looking at?

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Talk Zone / Re: Tony Kemp, MVP
« on: August 30, 2018, 03:45:38 pm »
I just watched that also.  Damn Kemp almost F'ed up.  Nice recovery though.  Good Hops.  Here's the video on a loop.  Funny to see it over and over.  http://www.mlb.com/images/6/2/2/292503622/082918_hou_kemp_throwing_gum.gif

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: A's @ Astros August 29, 2018
« on: August 29, 2018, 04:43:37 pm »
Funny story, attended fan fest this year and Tyler White was the only player we got to take a picture with.  Wife says who's this nobody we waited in line to get a pic with.  Glad she is so now very very wrong.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: A's @ Astros August 29, 2018
« on: August 29, 2018, 03:37:09 pm »
WTF Peacock!!!

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« on: August 20, 2018, 12:14:11 pm »
Mon, Wed, Thurs works for me (no to Tues or Friday, those are High School Volleyball nights.  Daughter is a Senior this year). I do have another FF draft on Mon 8/27 but I can multi draft if 8/27 turns out to be the choice.

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« on: August 06, 2018, 01:37:24 pm »
I'm in

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Talk Zone / Re: Fiers to As
« on: August 06, 2018, 01:31:14 pm »
Does that nullify Maybin to the Mariners?  Now if one team had gotten both, that would have been something.

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Talk Zone / Re: Bregman's last 162 games
« on: July 13, 2018, 05:30:49 pm »
I have a man crush on Bregman.  Altuve, Correa, and Springer may be the superstars of this team but Bregman just seems so much more under control in clutch situations.  I've been working with my 14 yo son helping him retool his swing and I have been using Bregman as an example.  His swing just seems so smooth.  Very little wasted movement.  He doesn't chase crazily like Altuve or swing out of his shoes like Springer.  Do major leaguers have their own personal swing coaches?  I'd sure love to talk to that person.

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Beer and Queso / Re: DIRECTV streaming 2018
« on: June 30, 2018, 02:28:51 pm »
Hmm, I didn’t consider trying the Rays streaming. I’m in the Florida panhandle but that is probably still in the Rays territory. I guess what is confusing me is the error I’m seeing about my billing zip code not being authorised. I did try again and was able to watch softball that was streaming on ATT sports. so maybe I’m only being restricted during the game broadcast.

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Beer and Queso / DIRECTV streaming 2018
« on: June 30, 2018, 12:26:15 pm »
I've been vacationing with my family in Florida the last week and I have attempted to stream the Astros games from ATT Sports Net SW.  I currently have DIRECTV.  I had Uverse last summer and had no problems streaming when I was traveling in New York and Connecticut.  Now I keep getting an error that I'm not in a region where I can stream from.  I've attempted to trick the streaming service by 1) using my company's VPN to appear like my IP is in Austin and 2) overriding the Geo location in Chrome to make it appear like my laptop is back in Round Rock.  Neither has made a difference.  I then started looking at the network responses in Chrome's devtools console and I see a response indicating my zip code in Round Rock is not allowed to stream.  WTF?  I wish I had never switched from Uverse.  Fucking ATT pushed and pushed for me to change and finally got me when I went to upgrade a phone and they gave me a $350 credit if I switched to DIRECTV.  And then they promptly charged me $200 for installation of the wireless genie 2 system.  Fuckers.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Astros @ Indians Saturday 5/26
« on: May 26, 2018, 06:37:37 pm »
What's it say?  I had the same question, and I've got no scroll.  Delay possibly?

Edit:  Never mind, I just looked at the Cleveland radar...

Yeah basically it says we’re watching the Yanks Angels because of the weather delay

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Astros @ Indians Saturday 5/26
« on: May 26, 2018, 06:26:49 pm »
Nvm. There is a scroll along the bottom of the broadcast about the Astros game.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Astros @ Indians Saturday 5/26
« on: May 26, 2018, 06:23:02 pm »
Is this game supposed to be on Fox? My Fox on DiecTv has the Yanks and Angels. Hoping they switch to the Astros when the delay is done.

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I think I heard the game on 97.5 FM in Austin.  Yep just confirmed it on "https://www.mlb.com/astros/schedule/radio-affiliates".  The signal is so weak I can't get it where I live in Round Rock.  For me, 97.5 is a top 40 station out of Waco.  Why isn't this on an AM station in the Austin area?  It used to be on 1300 am.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 10:49:47 pm »
Ellis didn't want to leave the plate uncovered, as Fisher the winning run was coming around 3B...that's Hosmer's ball.  He just misplayed it.

Yep, It was just hilarious that he realized it way to late and completely overran the  play.  I wonder how much of a kangaroo fine that will be?  I'm assuming most teams have kangaroo courts still.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:41:23 pm »
looked like a lob wedge straight up in the air.  Pitcher and catcher, we're not getting it.  Hosmer, oh shit I better bust it in.  Oops, I over ran it.  Ah that's unfortunate.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:38:19 pm »
I have never ever ever seen a game end that way before. WTF.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:36:57 pm »
wow way to close to take that pitch.  and it was a strike that was called a ball.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:34:32 pm »
Cmon Bregman Fisher combo

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:32:20 pm »
Springer crushes a liner off the scoreboard about 1 foot foul.  Then strikes out on a changeup.  2 out Fisher still on 2nd.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:28:11 pm »
Jake crushed it but right at the CF. 1 out Fisher still on 2nd.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:27:08 pm »
damn, damn, damn.

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:24:17 pm »
Safe!!!!

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 09:23:54 pm »
Is that the right spot for the ump to be in?

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Game Zone 2018 / Re: Padres @ Astros, April 7, 2018
« on: April 07, 2018, 07:56:25 pm »
WTF.  BBQ funnel cake?

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Just keep moving it along to get it to Giles in the 9th.

Not sure if you’re serious

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I have literally no idea who Mary Hart is.

Entertainment Tonight for like 30 years

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Nvm. Get the pen rolling

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Stay on target,  Lance.

Gotta stay with Lance as long as you can right?

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Did the jersey graze count as hbp? 


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

According to mlb at bat app it did

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Wild thing I think I love you.

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How much were tickets to be at Minute Maid tonight?
Pretty sure it’s free

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That’s 4 games in a row for Springer to go yard, right?


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And he’s reached base 10 or 11 times in a row. Most incredible turn around I’ve ever seen

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Wow did Peacock miss with that one.

Missed the bat you mean

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I was referring to his Frank Drebin imitation.

And don't call me Shirley

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YES!!!

HOW DOES 0 FOR 5 FEEL,  DUSTIN!!!!!!???????

Dignity. No taunting necessary.  We need all the BBG love we can get.

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Wall Ball

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Beer and Queso / Re: Orangewhoopass Fantasy Football
« on: September 14, 2017, 12:35:51 pm »
Meanwhile I managed to score 77 and lose by 17 points. Going against Kareem hunt isn't fun

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

I do like my robo picked lineup. Thank you robo for gracing me with Hunt.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Orangewhoopass Fantasy Football
« on: August 18, 2017, 11:01:17 pm »
Four of us wolves is in. Although I'll probably change names. The Hangover is no longer relevant

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA Fantasy Football
« on: August 11, 2016, 02:24:45 pm »
Sorry for the late reply.  I'm in (team Four of us wolves...)

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Talk Zone / Re: BREGMAN!
« on: July 24, 2016, 05:01:33 pm »
Playing LF.

Or maybe Valbuena to 1st with Margo day to day and Bregman at 3rd.

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Beer and Queso / Re: OWA FF League Update(Do we redraft)?
« on: September 09, 2015, 04:36:04 pm »
I'd prefer to redraft.  My robot picked the first 7 rounds for me.  But I'm cool if we don't.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Orangewhoopass fantasy football league
« on: September 02, 2015, 08:39:24 pm »
Oops, forgot about the draft and joined in the 8th round.  I'll be working the waiver wire hard this season.

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Beer and Queso / Re: SnS Fantasy Football 2013
« on: August 29, 2013, 08:05:32 pm »
Anybody got the draft order yet? My browser just sits there saying that the draft is loading.

Mine says the same.

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Beer and Queso / Re: SnS Fantasy Football 2013
« on: August 29, 2013, 05:07:38 pm »
We having the draft tonight?

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Beer and Queso / Re: SnS Fantasy Football 2013
« on: July 29, 2013, 11:01:44 am »
I'm in.  Just renewed my team.

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Beer and Queso / Re: SnS Fantasy Football 2012
« on: August 16, 2012, 05:44:36 pm »
I'm in.

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57. We get to see the Astros play in every mlb stadium in a 2 year stretch.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Summer Reading
« on: September 03, 2011, 01:35:54 am »
I read all 5 Game of Thrones books this summer. Now I'm trying to finish Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers.

I read the first 4 of 5 Game of Thrones books and am 200 pages into the 5th.  At nearly 1000 pages each this has been a workout.  I'm hoping there isn't another 6 year delay between book 5 and 6.

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Beer and Queso / Re: SnS Fantasy Football 2011!!!
« on: September 02, 2011, 04:35:54 pm »
I'm good for Monday.  Money league is fine.

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Beer and Queso / Re: SnS Fantasy Football 2011!!!
« on: September 02, 2011, 12:03:34 am »
Updated:

Lurch - Lurchs Short Bus
Andy - KC Faggots
T.J. - (Will send invite soon)
MRaup - Flying Fatness
DVauthrin - (Team?)
Austro - Hurtin' for Certain
Waldo - Goal Line Gimmix
AppyAstros - Du's Devils
Chuck - The Rues
JaneDoe - Fantastic Facendas
Chandler44 - Channel 4 News Team
BizidyDizidy - (Will send invite soon)
Tralfaz - '11 Oilers

Unknown Teams:
Dome DogZ - Joey are you out?
Four of us Wolves - UTAustro, you in?
Defenseless Receiver - Not sure who this is.  DVauthrin?

I'm in.  I confirmed on the yahoo page.

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Talk Zone / Re: SnS fantasy football 2010!!!
« on: December 19, 2010, 11:16:25 pm »
i tried to pick up jackson in both my leagues for this week but he was already taken in both.  without gates, my team has threatened to topple for a while anyway, so this will probably be the week.  still got mcfadden though.

I heard that Gates was definitely out for this week on Wed so I decided to see if I could pick up McMichael.  And low and behold Jackson is also still available so why not.  Who else is Rivers going to throw it to.  I wasn't even going to use him but I did not like Santonio Holmes vs Pittsburgh.  What a stroke of luck.  Jackson basically put me in the championship game.  Now of course I'm going to lose because I drafted Matt Ryan and held onto him until this week just to keep him from falling into the hands of the enemy.  And of course Jr. Raup picked him up and is going to use him to beat me to a bloody pulp in the championship game.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Cigar Guy
« on: October 07, 2010, 02:08:20 pm »
I laughed when I saw this one.  It is the same photo of Tiger but he and most of the crowd are now the cigar guy.

http://deadspin.com/5655370/

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Talk Zone / Re: Express "historic announcement" on Thursday
« on: September 15, 2010, 01:16:58 pm »
Just got this in my e-mail:

Gee, I wonder what it could be.

Avion is the now the Tequila of the Express (and Rangers)

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros 2011 schedule online
« on: September 15, 2010, 01:05:48 pm »
maybe instead of the boot they can play for possesion of the round rock express

this was actually kind of funny

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Talk Zone / Re: SnS fantasy football 2010!!!
« on: September 08, 2010, 06:46:38 pm »
I was going to drop out so utastro could be in, as long as I got first shot at getting back in next year.  Do you confirm you are in?

Yep, I'm in.

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Talk Zone / Re: SnS fantasy football 2010!!!
« on: September 08, 2010, 04:49:15 pm »
It looks like I am still in the league.  Very strange.

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Talk Zone / Re: SnS fantasy football 2010!!!
« on: September 07, 2010, 05:03:38 pm »
I was the 15th invitee and had signed up but it looks like I got dropped.  No bigee.  Have fun.

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Talk Zone / Re: Angel Sanchez
« on: August 04, 2010, 05:00:05 pm »
Angel Sanchez could hit a curve ball in a fast ball

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Talk Zone / Kaz is no more
« on: May 19, 2010, 10:12:42 pm »
Just announced on the post game show by Wade.  Kaz is being put on waivers and will be a free agent on Monday.

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Talk Zone / Re: Sugarland Minor League Baseball Approved
« on: May 19, 2010, 10:32:32 am »
The Sugar Daddies

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Talk Zone / Bogusevic
« on: May 10, 2010, 02:05:00 pm »
Bogusevic is having quite a nice early season at Round Rock.  He went 4 for 4 with a homer (4th of the year) yesterday as the Express's RF.  Does Bogusevic project to be an every day major league outfielder?  For those that have seen him play (I have only seen a small sample), how does he compare to Pence?

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The Bus Ride Discussion Forum / Re: Rojo Johnson?
« on: May 10, 2010, 12:40:37 pm »
My brother in law was one of the Round Rock cops guarding him at the game.  He said that after Will Ferrell came off the field he was huffing and puffing and said he was horribly out of shape.

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Talk Zone / Re: Will Ferrell at the Dell Tonight
« on: May 06, 2010, 11:29:53 am »
We were at the game last night (Castro sat, Bogusevic was 4-5, Bourgeois was 2-3 I think, Trinidad kept giving up hard-hit balls but somehow managed to allow only one run, Kata had a couple of clutch hits), and they said that Ferrell would be signing autographs somewhere up along the 3B concourse. Probably out in the area where the lemonade stand used to be (and why did they get rid of that, anyway?).

I was there last night also.  Small crowd.  I'd guess well under 1000.  I was dragged to the kiddie area by the 3rd inning and had to leave by the 5th.  Kids hadn't finished homework yet.  This was my first game (partial) this season.  I was hoping to see Castro play.

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Talk Zone / Will Ferrell at the Dell Tonight
« on: May 06, 2010, 10:45:23 am »
Anyone going to see Will Ferrell tonight a the Dell Diamond?  My kids have been begging me to take them to see him.  Will he be signing autographs?  Will we even see him?

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Talk Zone / Re: Austin TW coverage tonight?
« on: April 22, 2010, 01:13:02 am »
I'm a little late to the party but the Astros game was on 77 on TWC.  And of course the Spurs were on Fox Sports and TNT.

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Talk Zone / Re: Arnsberg on Paulinos progress
« on: March 19, 2010, 04:36:28 pm »
How much does each new pitching coach try and change/adjust/clean up a pitcher?  I'm guessing for the younger pitchers, there is alot of adjustment until they find what works for them consistently.  And what about guys like Oswalt?  Does the pitching coach have much input?

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Talk Zone / Re: Ben Sheets today
« on: March 15, 2010, 05:07:37 pm »
Was he working on his slow pitch softball pitch?

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Talk Zone / Re: Ryan bought the Rangers
« on: January 25, 2010, 03:25:12 pm »
I wonder what the attendance at the games will be like if the Express change their affiliation.  For me, it will be like visiting your old home but the new inhabitants completely remodeled the place.

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Talk Zone / Re: Ryan bought the Rangers
« on: January 25, 2010, 12:37:58 pm »
Bye Bye Express.

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Beer and Queso / Re: PS3 game suggestions?
« on: January 07, 2010, 04:23:37 pm »
Tecmo Bowl is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

Oh man, I spent many many hours in my frat house playing tecmo bowl.  We had entire tournaments that would run 24 hours a day.

As for PS3 games. Try Gran Turismo 5 Prologue.  It's a very realistic driving/racing game although there are not alot of cars/upgrades (compared to GT4).  The new GT5 coming out in February should be pretty awesome.  My son got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for Xmas.  I realize that alot of you don't like the FPS games, but damn this game is fun.  I've gotten addicted to playing online.  Be warned, it is a violent game but I can't stop playing.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Austin Question
« on: November 07, 2009, 12:18:56 am »
Sure, go ahead and walk it.  It's only like 3 miles each way.  It will be good for you.  But seriously, you used to be able to park on the campus streets on the evenings and weekends.  I haven't been down to campus in awhile so I don't know if this is still true.  There might be a parking map on ut's web site that tells you where you can park and when.

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Beer and Queso / ACL and kids
« on: September 27, 2009, 08:51:15 am »
I've lived in Austin for 20 years now and this is going to be my first ACL.  In my pre mid life crisis, I've decided to do alot of things I've not done in the past.  Anyway, I have 3 day passes and my wife and I have talked my in laws into watching the kids (10, 8, and 5) for at least the 1st night and 2nd day.  I can probably get a friend to watch my 5 year old for the 2nd and 3rd night.  But that leaves me with my 2 oldest for 2 nights of the festival.  Do alot of people bring kids to ACL.  I know there is a kids area.  Is that a drop off area or do we have to stay with them?  My 2 oldest would enjoy going to a music festival like this but I don't know how common it is for parents to bring kids.  Any thoughts?

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Talk Zone / Kirk Bohls - Express Changing Affiliation (Maybe)
« on: August 30, 2009, 01:00:57 pm »
Of course this is only speculation by Kirk Bohls.
http://www.statesman.com/sports/content/spress/2009/08/30/0830bohls.html

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Talk Zone / Re: Catcher for 2010
« on: August 25, 2009, 06:41:52 pm »
Robot catcher, you say? Might be more likely than you think.

What happens if the person pretends to throw the ball while the robot is following it?  Does the robot get pissed and terminate the person.

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Talk Zone / Re: Let the trading begin!
« on: July 30, 2009, 03:32:42 pm »
Jack Sparrow wouldn't be safe on that team.

Wasn't Jack Sparrow marooned by his own team?

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Talk Zone / Re: Porn Staches?
« on: July 21, 2009, 11:54:08 pm »
Is this a team bonding/unity thing? Does Pooholes have a stache too? I personally much prefer the ZZ Top beards that Baggy and I think Camy wore coming out of spring training one year. Didn't they try to get Bidge to grow one also?

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Talk Zone / Porn Staches?
« on: July 21, 2009, 11:45:45 pm »
What is with the Coards and the Porn Staches?

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Talk Zone / Re: From Footer's Twitter...
« on: June 18, 2009, 04:16:33 pm »
"No Hunter, you cannot use a spell of invisibility to hide your King"

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Talk Zone / Re: Sunday Morning Trivia
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:22:10 am »
But keep your research to yourself. I like watching the participants go through unaided mental gymnastics on sunday morning.

Can we remove my posts and pretend like it never happened

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Talk Zone / Re: Sunday Morning Trivia
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:14:23 am »
But we can't look up the answers.  Takes the fun out of it.

Sorry.  I would have never ever in a million years come up with these on my own.  These guys were all before my time. If it's any consolation, I had fun looking up the answers.

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Talk Zone / Re: Sunday Morning Trivia
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:07:56 am »
I looked them up.  I don't know any of these guys but baseball almanac is my friend. http://www.baseball-almanac.com/rb_ws1.shtml

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Talk Zone / Re: Sunday Morning Trivia
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:05:16 am »
Carl Warwick
Bob Cerv
Ken Boswell

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Talk Zone / Re: Sunday Morning Trivia
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:02:53 am »
bob cerv

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Talk Zone / Re: Sunday Morning Trivia
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:01:41 am »
ken boswell

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Talk Zone / Re: Round Rock game Tuesday evening
« on: May 26, 2009, 12:54:10 am »
I am in Austin and plan to go to the RR game on Tuesday.  I have never been to the Dell and am looking forward to it.  I would love some company; shoot me a PM if you are interested.

Is this one of those banned craigslist ads?  But seriously, the Dell Diamond is a great place to watch a game.

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Talk Zone / Re: A-Rod tipping pitches?
« on: May 01, 2009, 12:52:34 am »
Yes, and he is apparently a poor tipper at Hooters.  The bastard.  Those "Hooters" cost alot of cash.

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Talk Zone / Re: Roy's Restaurant
« on: May 01, 2009, 12:50:04 am »
The Miggy Piggy pulled pork sandwich doesn't sit too well in the 2 hole.

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Talk Zone / Re: Roy's Restaurant
« on: April 30, 2009, 02:35:43 pm »
During Lima Time, all the waiters and waitresses get up on the tables and dance to salsa music.

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Talk Zone / Anyone going to see Backe pitch tonight in RR
« on: April 27, 2009, 03:20:28 pm »
assuming the weather cooperates.  It doesn't look good right now. How do these rehab starts go?  Does the pitcher typically get the green light to throw whatever he wants?  Or does he have to take it slow?

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Talk Zone / Re: Austin TWC Viewing Options 4/10
« on: April 10, 2009, 08:42:34 pm »
Not us Austinites with AT&T U-Verse.

Bastard.  I have been dreaming of U-Verse for over a year now.  That is when they put the damn vrad in my neighborhood.  But still no U-Verse. Damn you AT&T.

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Talk Zone / Austin TWC Viewing Options 4/10
« on: April 10, 2009, 04:33:13 pm »
Anyone know what our viewing options are for tonights's game?  SOL? The "we have aleady clinched a playoff spot so who cares about this damn game" Spurs are on FSN.  Ch 77 looks like a no go either.

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Talk Zone / Re: Free Lunch at Ragin Cajun in Westlake Tomorrow!
« on: March 30, 2009, 11:19:39 pm »
You got me with Westlake also.  I thought you were referring to a restaurant near Westlake High in Austin.  Not really up for a road trip.  Tip a stripper a buck for me.

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I'm amazed that no one uses a character from Office Space as their avatar.  This would seem suitable.  Or this.

What about this one http://ralree.info/assets/2007/8/1/o-face.jpg

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Beer and Queso / Re: Shiner 100
« on: January 25, 2009, 02:59:07 pm »
I can't believe we don't have a thread yet...

Shiner 100 is out. I got it at Central Market in Houston. I've had two and I got to say, meh. Don't get me wrong, it's not bad; It's just not great. I don't think I will buy another 6 pack.

I've been drinking Agave wheat, Fireman's #4 and Hop Wallop. All are really good.



I guess you missed this entire thread: http://www.spikesnstars.com/forums/index.php?topic=107444.0

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Talk Zone / Re: Bourn/Kaz one-two...what are the chances...
« on: January 21, 2009, 12:37:31 am »

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Talk Zone / Re: Stark on Astros/Winter meetings
« on: December 10, 2008, 08:20:57 pm »
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/print?id=3760663&type=blogEntry

Stark reports the Astros are one of 4 teams interested in....Michael Barrett

Would he be Roy's personal catcher?!?

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Beer and Queso / Re: In other bowl news
« on: December 03, 2008, 01:47:08 pm »
I thought the Big 12/XII had a tie in to that bowl?  Or are there no conference tie ins to this bowl?

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Beer and Queso / Re: UT officially gets screwed
« on: December 03, 2008, 01:27:02 pm »
How about we change the title of this thread to UT officially gets screwed by the Aggies.  If fucking Aggie was a better team this year, then OU would not have slipped by UT on the last weekend of the regular season prior to the championship game. Thats what pisses everyone off.  Texas is ahead of OU, goes out and "fuckstomps" Aggie, and then gets passed by BlowU right before the championship game.  I say that is getting screwed.

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Beer and Queso / Re: UT officially gets screwed
« on: December 01, 2008, 01:32:52 pm »

The "stength of schedule" piece certainly is.  That's how OU overtook UT this week, by playing a ranked team while UT played an unranked team. 

Missouri losing to Kansas and Colorado losing to Nebraska had a big impact on BlowU overtaking Texas.  I read somewhere that you can play with the bcs computer rankings by changing the outcome of games to determine what might have been.  But I can't find it.  I'm curious just how much those 2 losses affected the computer rankings.

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Beer and Queso / Re: 1st Annual Houston v Austin Golf Thingy
« on: November 15, 2008, 12:10:45 am »
Playing under the rules laid out by WakePhil would encourage a team to select a designated drinker, someone who might be the beer drinking equivalent of Kobayashi.

Player D:  "Is it my shot, yet?"

Team response:  "STFU and drink another beer!"

I think I saw something like this out at Morris Williams in Austin about a month ago.  The group in front of me had one guy driving around in a cart with a mini keg (and no clubs).  He slept between shots and proceeded to drive all over the course.  I assumed he was the designated beer drinker of the group.  Either that or he was a frat pledge/beer bitch. Quite a sight to see.

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Beer and Queso / Re: 1st Annual Houston v Austin Golf Thingy
« on: November 08, 2008, 08:30:29 am »
Sounds interesting.  How many hacks per team? I still need to get out and play with the Austin contingent.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Torrents
« on: October 21, 2008, 08:58:35 am »
I've never downloaded a torrent. What site do I start at? What program is the best to download to run a torrent? I've got a link to the Texas/Missouri game titled, "Neutering Pathera Tigers". Started downloading it overnight, after like 22 hours it had only downloaded 19% and I didn't have a program to run it. Said it was 6 gigs. Basically, I just want to find the best program to download to run torrents that won't fuck up my computer. I'm ignant about this stuff, help.

You can search for torrents at isohunt.com.  I use the BitLord torrent client but there are others.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Austin(ish) Watch Party: UT Game, Sat @ 7
« on: October 16, 2008, 09:37:27 pm »
Godzillatron's baby?

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Talk Zone / Re: Jumped the Shark
« on: October 14, 2008, 12:39:03 am »
If I proposed, do you think she'd read it?

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Talk Zone / Pro Team in Austin
« on: October 14, 2008, 12:35:59 am »
Not really much here but I have heard this rumor before.  I'm assuming they are talking about baseball in Austin and not football.  Is the mention about Austin related to the Ryan/Sanders group wanting to own a pro baseball team?

"Other cities that experts expect to see in the market for new teams are Orlando, Fla., (already a secondary market for baseball’s Rays) and Austin, Texas."

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ys-forbesmovers101208&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

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Talk Zone / Re: Ironic End to 2008
« on: September 26, 2008, 10:41:53 pm »
Fuck the Cubs.  They took Dumpster out in the 5th. No way did they want to come to Houston on Monday.  I say fuck them and make them come anyway.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Computer question
« on: September 26, 2008, 05:07:18 pm »
Get a Mac.

Now what fun would that be.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Computer question
« on: September 26, 2008, 03:50:24 pm »
FWIW, the wireless printer (and the setup hassle all of this may create if she doesnt have the things we've listed above) may be overkill for her.  The other solution is simply walking up to a standard (wired) printer and unplugging it from the desktop and into the laptop on those (probably rare?) occasions she wants to print from it instead.  Just throwing that option out there.  Plus, you'll probably get a much better printer for a lot less money.

You can also share a printer from the computer it's connected to and then connect to the printer via the shared computer.  This is how I setup my printer on my home network.  It works a little slow but it does work. Although the computer sharing the printer is a pentium III.  Probably has alot to do with the slowness. Hell, printers are cheap enough now (cheaper than ink) you can get a printer for every computer.  I picked up my last printer at Fry's for under $40.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Computer question
« on: September 26, 2008, 02:57:30 pm »
ok, here we go...

computer (regular) is on a phone line, regular modem I guess.  Is the ISDN that del with the antenae?  I know it isn't cable...she says it is plugged in to the phone line.  If you have the remote kind, will the computer pick up the signal from the computer when you turn it on (tell you it has found a new device) or is there something special that needs to be done?

And, thanks a lot for the info...was not meaning to be a dick in the previous response

Does this oworker have Road Runner or DSL? Can both her laptop and desktop connect to the internet at the same time?  To sum it up, you need a wireless router at a minimum.  Most (I'm pretty sure all) wireless routers let you plug in wired computers also (i.e. computers without a wireless interface card).  The wireless router lets all of the computers that are wired and not wired talk to each other.  The setup should be pretty straight forward.  Google is your friend. But it is best to figure out what your oworker already has from her internet service provider.  She might already have a wireless router from TWC or ATT.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Golf
« on: September 26, 2008, 12:15:58 pm »
Two spots left for Saturday on ezlinks.  Grab them for $36 in the name your own price option.  Right now its me and Austro

I'd take you up on the offer but I'm going to the Longhorn game.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Golf
« on: September 23, 2008, 04:29:31 pm »
Wish I would have stumbled onto this thread back in June when I was playing every day.  Fucking AMD laid me ass off and I had alot of time on my hands.  I was a regular at Star Ranch.  I was even doing phone interviews from the golf course.  Now that I'm back employed full time, I still try to get out 1 or 2 times a week.  I've got 3 youngins so alot of times this is not possible.  During the week I play at Star Ranch since I live less than 5 miles away.  Forest Creek is closer but I love me some Star Ranch.  On the weekends I've been playing Morris Williams.  My golf pro buddy really likes this course. It has grown on me.  Plus he's a cheap ass and doesn't like to pay the Star Ranch fees even for twilight.  I haven't read this entire thread.  Did anybody ever get the Austin area orangewhoopasses out on the golf course?

I use a Ping G5 driver.  I love it.  My golf pro buddy swears by it.  I was using a GolfSmith built driver and noticed a huge difference almost immediately after I switched to the Ping.  I'm now seriously considering swapping out my entire set of clubs to Pings.

Hit me up if any of you Austinites ever need a 4th to play.

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Talk Zone / Re: Wild Card
« on: September 21, 2008, 08:58:41 pm »
I agree with everything you said.  However, it is entirely possible for the WS to be contested by two wild card teams, which means that Bud would have to pick a neutral venue Milwaukee for the games.

FIFY

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Talk Zone / Re: What happened?
« on: September 19, 2008, 09:50:38 am »
Glad the site is back up.  I even went over to the astros.com message board but couldn't stand the trolls and level of conversation.  It reminded me of eating lunch with a bunch of 4th graders (which I did do yesterday with my son's class).  I saw Arky posting in here yesterday. I switched spikesnstars to orangewhoopass in the url but I could not log in.  Hope everyone is well.

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Talk Zone / Re: on the road (OT)
« on: September 14, 2008, 02:41:49 am »
Good luck to all of you affected by this storm.  I wish you all the best and hope to see all of you back on this board safe and sound.

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Talk Zone / Re: Any word on the game tomorrow?
« on: September 14, 2008, 02:39:06 am »
I just want to add: Fuck the Cubs!!!

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Talk Zone / Re: Cubs players give thoughts on Ike
« on: September 12, 2008, 01:36:49 pm »
Lexington has offered Applebee's Park


I would think the game would be played in Round Rock or Corpus way before Lexington given the proximity to Houston and the Texas fan base.  But none of these stadiums are up to mlb specs for lighting.

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Talk Zone / Re: Game on in Austin tonight??
« on: September 12, 2008, 12:03:00 pm »
I listened to Milo last night for the first time in a long time.  During the breaks, the station I was listening to over the internet kept saying I was listening to 790 the animal.  Did they pick up the game so 740 could concentrate on hurricane coverage?

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Talk Zone / Re: Game on in Austin tonight??
« on: September 12, 2008, 10:59:21 am »
I bet we don't.

I bet we don't either.  Maybe a few sprinkles and maybe a little wind.

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Talk Zone / Re: Game on in Austin tonight??
« on: September 12, 2008, 10:07:46 am »
One simple solution to that problem: day games.  It is a weekend, and I'm sure the park would be SRO.

If it's cloudy don't they have to turn the lights on?  I don't think the Dell is an option.  On another note, I heard recently that if mlb ever expands, the Ryans will push hard for a team in Austin to play at the Dell.  Which of course means the Dell Diamond would be upgraded to a major league facility.  I may have heard that from one of the talking heads on Austin sports radio so take that with a grain of salt.

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Game Zone 2008 Archive / Re: Riders of the Storm, 'roots vs. Astros, 9/11/08
« on: September 11, 2008, 08:30:59 pm »
This Roy kid is pretty good

Somebody should give this kid a tractor.

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Game Zone 2008 Archive / Re: Riders of the Storm, 'roots vs. Astros, 9/11/08
« on: September 11, 2008, 07:41:39 pm »
Squeeze me Roy

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Game Zone 2008 Archive / Re: Riders of the Storm, 'roots vs. Astros, 9/11/08
« on: September 11, 2008, 07:40:40 pm »
There was also an asian web site where you could basically watch all sports games.  Don't remember the link though.

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Talk Zone / Re: Game on in Austin tonight??
« on: September 11, 2008, 07:34:40 pm »
When I moved in to my new place, we got ATT Uverse. Haven't missed a game yet.

They put a VRAD in my neighborhood a month ago.  Still no Uverse.  This is the first time I have seen HS football preempt the Astros. Fuck you Time Warner cable.  They probably subscribe to the ESPN notion that the Astros have no chance. Fuck. At least I can listen to it on mlb radio.  Apparently I never canceled my service.

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Talk Zone / Re: Game on in Austin tonight??
« on: September 11, 2008, 07:19:39 pm »
Glad Austin gets the vaunted Madison High School versus New Braunfels High School football game instead of Astros baseball.    It's not like we're about to have a forced break from Astros baseball or anything.

SOB.  I just sat down to catch the game. Fucking High School Football.

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Talk Zone / Re: Game tomorrow
« on: September 11, 2008, 11:55:18 am »
Has there ever been a triple header?

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Talk Zone / Re: Recap Title of the Week
« on: September 10, 2008, 03:26:49 pm »
Last week, the Wolfman ate his cubs?!?!

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Talk Zone / Re: Brewers update
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:53:34 pm »
Right.  Don't go dry humping your keyboard while hoping for an Astros playoff appearance.

Their goes my afternoon.

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Talk Zone / Re: Brewers update
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:37:54 pm »
And as I post that, Encarnacion makes a diving 5-4-3 DP.

Wow. I feel dizzy.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Ike
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:16:35 pm »
Whoever created the CLPS model needs to check his math.

It's orange.  It obviously was an Aggie.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Ike
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:00:58 pm »
CMC goes through Houston.

GFDL is a bit south of Corpus.

BAMM and BAMS are going through Freeport.

This is as of 1:00 central.

[DuckAndCover] I think those models got updated. GFDL goes through Houston now [/DuckAndCover]

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Beer and Queso / Re: Ike
« on: September 10, 2008, 01:55:02 pm »
Actually, if you turn on all the models, it has GFDL as right into Galveston.

That one just changed to.  It was showing Corpus about 30 minutes ago.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Ike
« on: September 10, 2008, 01:43:20 pm »
I have been monitoring that site but the last time I checked it was still showing the 8 am runs.  Apparently, the GFDL run is the one that the official forecasts have been following.  The GFDL was pointed at Corpus and then had the storm coming over Austin.  Now the GFDL has it pointed directly at Galveston and Houston.

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Beer and Queso / Re: Ike
« on: September 10, 2008, 01:37:26 pm »
I just heard that a new model has Ike coming up Galveston Bay as a Cat 4.  Das, any info on this? No link, just a posting on Horn Fans discussing the possibility of the UT vs. Arkie game being postponed.

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Talk Zone / Re: Brewers update
« on: September 10, 2008, 09:37:52 am »
The Cubs?  I love the Cubs, and I am certain they are America's Team.  I think it's high time that they won a World Series title.  What with their historic ballpark, energetic and knowledgeable fanbase, and 100 year drought, I think it's in the stars this season.  Look out Red Sox, you're going to get swept in this year's World Series!

15 yard penalty for taunting

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Talk Zone / Re: I shit you not.
« on: August 11, 2008, 05:01:16 pm »
Wait Jose, you're not supposed to shave me there.

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Oh God, I wish I was a loofah!

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Talk Zone / Re: traveling to Houston, anything to do there?
« on: August 06, 2008, 02:13:51 pm »

great ideas, everybody!  i can tell we're gonna have a time to remember forever.

That's what she said. Bada Bing.

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Talk Zone / Re: Biggio Book to be released soon
« on: August 05, 2008, 02:53:49 pm »
Afterword by Richard Justice?

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Talk Zone / Re: Austin TV tonight?
« on: July 29, 2008, 01:05:58 am »
Yes. T-W is occasionally running a scroll across the bottom saying that the Rangers' game is "not available", so they're showing the Astros as an alternate. It's pretty depressing to think that the Astros are considered second fiddle to the Rangers.

The Astros game has been shown several times instead of the stRangers.  Maybe someone at TWC finally figured out that Austin is more of an Astros town.

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Talk Zone / Re: Austin TV tonight?
« on: July 28, 2008, 02:23:47 pm »
Unfortunately, they've got the Rangers listed for 77. 54 has some high-school all-star basketball game. Maybe it will show up on 12.

I think the Astros have preempted the Rangers (as it should be) on 77 a couple of times this year.  Maybe we'll get lucky tonight.

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Talk Zone / Re: Caption time
« on: July 24, 2008, 03:54:16 pm »
#1 Where's Piazza?!?

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Talk Zone / Re: The element of surprise
« on: June 27, 2008, 12:03:33 am »
But of course he will get half.

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Talk Zone / Re: hey, Old Timers
« on: May 11, 2008, 07:48:46 pm »
Didn't Hidalgo (Doggy) almost kill himself making a play like this?

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Talk Zone / Re: Brewers Release Pitcher
« on: March 25, 2008, 11:19:53 pm »
I'm voting for Javier Bardem.  I just watched No Country for Old Men.  He is one scary MFer.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge re-injures knee
« on: February 24, 2008, 11:19:31 pm »
Gets worse for Lidge.  ESPN is reporting that he "will undergo surgery on Monday to repair the meniscus in his right knee and is expected to miss 3-to-6 weeks."  Link.  I hate to see this, as I was (and will be) pulling for the guy this year...

Edited to add link to Phillies Press Release

Isn't this the same surgery Phillip Rivers had prior to the AFC championship game and was back in action within a week?  I really don't know how he did that.  I had me knee scoped last October to repair a torn meniscus and it was a couple of weeks before I could even bend my leg again and a month before I could run around lightly.

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Talk Zone / BBQ at the Dell Diamond (Non-BB)
« on: February 22, 2008, 08:56:00 pm »
For those of you who frequent the Dell Diamond, there will be a new eatery just across the parking lot.  The Salt Lick is coming to Round Rock.  I had heard about this more than a year ago but I had figured the idea had died.  I drove by the Dell a couple of days ago and saw a new building going up just west of the parking lot.  And all be damned, it is the new Salt Lick.

http://www.statesman.com/business/content/business/stories/other/02/23/0223saltlick.html

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Talk Zone / Re: What's this I hear about Shawn Chacon?
« on: February 20, 2008, 09:26:15 pm »
I'm not a lawyer but I did stay in a Motel 6 last night so I do feel very dirty and sleazy.  Bada Bing!  By day I speak to my computer in multiple languages that no sane person would want to understand. 

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros "win"
« on: February 19, 2008, 12:07:36 pm »
But could Tal beat Footer?

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Talk Zone / Re: Clemens deposition
« on: February 13, 2008, 01:13:25 pm »
You have to be kidding me...now we are going to comparing photos over the years?

They should have used Bonds as a comparison.

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Talk Zone / Re: My favorite Sports Writer of the Day
« on: January 17, 2008, 05:03:53 pm »
See, that's why I like this Deveney guy.  Real positive attitude.  Reminds me of another great American hero who once said,

"Don't hit me with negative waves so early in the morning. Think that bridge will be there and it will be there. It's a mother, beautiful bridge and it's gonna be there."




Now that's an Oddball thing to say.

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Talk Zone / Re: Major announcement at 12:30
« on: December 12, 2007, 01:08:01 pm »
His Google exploded, or it's his company's holiday bash.  Can't see any other reason for him to be awol on today of all days.

He passed out.  Someone get the smelling salts.

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Talk Zone / Re: Say it ain't so!!!
« on: December 06, 2007, 01:07:44 pm »
Everett pre-collision, yes it does.  How good is his rehab going nowadays though and are there legitmate concerns about him right now?  I dunno.

Tommy Manzella is major league ready but has very little upper minor league experience, so he's an option if they intend to think long-term.  Also there is the Clint Barmes/Chris Burke trade that could bring back a #8 hitter with some semblence of major league ready shortstop defense.  I've seen Barmes as a guy lacking soft hands, but apparently he might be good enough.

All speculation at this point, eh?

Noe, Get out of my head.  I was just about to ask if this means that Manzella should be considered the shortstop of the future with Tejada sliding over to third (not this year but maybe next).

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros Turned Down Cordero
« on: December 05, 2007, 09:18:02 am »
you just love you some Scott, don't you?

The force is strong with that one.

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Talk Zone / Re: Reconsidering Aubrey Huff
« on: November 13, 2007, 01:16:07 pm »
So is this good for the hands too?  Or is Alou's method better?

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Talk Zone / Re: Ringolsby - Astros looking at Andruw?
« on: November 06, 2007, 10:26:46 pm »
Yeah, if the Mets will do David Wright, Jose Reyes, and Aaron Heilman.

Don't forget Beltran or Wags.

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Talk Zone / Re: SI.com article on Biggio
« on: October 02, 2007, 02:57:34 pm »
Note, your link points to the second page of the article.  Strangely enough, it reads fine starting from there...

Ha, I did the same thing.  I read the last 2 pages and noticed it said 3 of 3.  I thought that was strange since I knew I had read only 2 pages.  Then I scrolled all the way back to page 1.  Page 1 does do a nice job of setting up the story though.

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Talk Zone / Re: 2B - 2008
« on: September 27, 2007, 03:40:10 pm »
Can Bonds play RF?

Can Bonds play SS?  That would significantly improve the offense at SS which is all that Dick Justice's bloggers care about.

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Talk Zone / Re: The idiotic "warning" rule strikes again
« on: September 27, 2007, 11:10:55 am »
On a related note, did you see Lidge drill a batter a couple of nights ago in Cincy.  No ill intent whatsoever but damn that had to hurt.  I thought I saw that the pitch was 97mph.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge Last Night
« on: September 26, 2007, 05:11:07 pm »
You can see the at bat on the Cardinals top plays page.  It looked a little high but right down the middle. http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/multimedia/tp_archive.jsp?c_id=stl

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Talk Zone / Re: Bocktoberfest '07
« on: September 26, 2007, 09:51:39 am »
Grandmother can organise hitting and baserunning drills.

Fredia?

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"Hey Harry, you wanna play with the sorcerer's stone?"

1001 uses for stunning spells

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Talk Zone / Re: Lane to the Padres
« on: September 24, 2007, 09:21:33 pm »
Is Lane the player to be named later in the Ensberg trade?

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Talk Zone / Re: Looking back at Ed Wade with the Phillies
« on: September 24, 2007, 02:32:01 pm »
Not acceptable.  I was looking for a superhero to take the GM job.

My first choice?  Jack Bauer.  Unfortunately, he is unavailable.  And fictional.  And overqualified.

And he'd probably end up torturing the grocer at some point or at least biting off his ear.

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Talk Zone / Re: local radio sports guy
« on: September 21, 2007, 07:06:20 pm »
Shit.  I wonder which catcher was the "good catcher" we had "many years" ago.  Biggio?

Tony "The Tiger" Eusebio

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Talk Zone / Re: Don't look now.......
« on: September 20, 2007, 10:27:04 pm »
one game and he is a hall of famer?

JD said JR will now announce his retirement.  Hard to improve on 8 rbis.

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Talk Zone / Re: Just shut up, shut up, shut up
« on: September 20, 2007, 10:12:51 pm »

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Talk Zone / Re: Woody's IP incentive clause
« on: September 17, 2007, 04:49:41 pm »
Maybe he'll get a bulldozer instead.

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Talk Zone / Re: DQ and Cingular
« on: September 12, 2007, 09:04:41 pm »
seen it and I thought it was mildly humorous

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Talk Zone / Re: That is one fine recap...
« on: August 30, 2007, 11:07:42 pm »
golf clap

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Talk Zone / Re: Hell, even BP is getting it:
« on: August 30, 2007, 11:07:08 pm »
I almost creamed my pants when I read this thread.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lamb to get less playing time
« on: August 29, 2007, 11:33:20 pm »
who would have thunk berkman could have been so coherent

Did you hear his player of the game interview with Patti Smith?  Impressive. Lance for player GM.

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Talk Zone / Re: Anyone Else?
« on: August 28, 2007, 03:55:39 pm »
Shiner and Queso stands at the end of every aisle.

That would be Shiner 98 right?

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Talk Zone / Re: New favorite commercial
« on: August 25, 2007, 10:05:10 pm »
I laugh every time I see this southwest airlines commercial with a guy trying to send a container full of coins through the drive thru tube.  Their ad department is very creative.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNl_6LLXMko

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Talk Zone / Re: Just a Reminder
« on: August 21, 2007, 01:33:38 am »
Hey, can we get that Tim Redding guy.  He's pretty good. What, we let him get away, damn.

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Talk Zone / Re: So let me pose a hypothetical
« on: August 09, 2007, 11:01:03 am »
So are you saying it would be the * championship?

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Talk Zone / Re: Arizona extends Byrnes
« on: August 07, 2007, 03:06:05 pm »
Statistically, it doesn't look like Kenny Lofton is washed up (which is what I thought your comment about Mays being available was trying to say).

Lofton is 847 years old i.e. old players are available.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros-- Playoffs?
« on: August 07, 2007, 10:45:46 am »
20007777 BABY!!!

Then I am 20,005,805 years old.  Glad to see that the offspring of Lance and Roy are still playing baseball.

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Talk Zone / Re: report from RR
« on: August 07, 2007, 10:33:08 am »
are you saying you know of/heard of a plan?

The writing is on the bathroom wall at the Dell.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros-- Playoffs?
« on: August 07, 2007, 10:30:42 am »
Lance-MVP
Roy-Cy Young
Astros-World Series

Is this 2005?

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Talk Zone / Re: From the former astros making good file...
« on: August 05, 2007, 01:07:17 am »
Speaking of former Astros, I saw our old friend Mike Gallo pitch for the Oklahoma Skysox against the Express Friday night.  OK had a 7 - 1 lead going into the bottom of the ninth.  I was telling the guy sitting next to me that this is going to be interesting.  Gallo proceeded to give up 2 home runs back to back.  He was able to settle down and finish out the game but it reminded me of vintage Gallo.

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Talk Zone / Ensberg has good start in SD
« on: August 02, 2007, 11:43:56 pm »
3 for 4 with 2 HRs.  Must be the fish tacos.  It's hard to see him in a new uniform but I'm glad he hit the ground running.

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20070802&content_id=2125520&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

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Talk Zone / Re: ESPN: Ensberg to Padres
« on: July 31, 2007, 02:43:11 pm »
If he gets claimed before the ten days, the Astros could be shitheads and allow the claiming team to grab him.  Ensberg could wind up in Kansas City this way, so if San Diego wants him, they better talk trade or hope no one like Kansas City puts in a claim for him and Houston just allows it to go through.

The difference in making a claim and waiting is of course that Houston would only owe the part of the contract up to the point he was claimed.  The claimant team would owe a pro-rated part of the contract.  If Ensberg clears the ten days, he's a free agent and walks and the team he signs with will owe only a minor amount of money to Ensberg (league minimum 300K I think).  It's a player all on Houston's nickel.

But if he signs with a team after today, is he still available for the post season?

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Talk Zone / Re: ESPN: Ensberg to Padres
« on: July 31, 2007, 02:41:35 pm »
I've got dibs on PTBNL, if anyone's starting a pool.

I love that guy.  But he sure gets around doesn't he.

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Talk Zone / Re: Pedro Alvarez Watch
« on: July 18, 2007, 12:18:05 am »
I'll admit to lusting after Vladimir Guerrero in 2000...

Cue the Broke Back Mountain theme song.

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Talk Zone / Re: Qualls suspension
« on: June 27, 2007, 04:47:12 pm »
it really appeared to me Qualls fired the ball almost out of stadium in a fit of anger, as evidenced by the 4 letter word he yelled after throwing the ball.  most players dont yell f-bombs when casually flipping a ball into the stands at the end of an inning.

They do if they have touretts.

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Talk Zone / Re: This week's Pinwheel gem
« on: June 26, 2007, 10:40:12 pm »
I think "No Whining" has been one of the unofficial slogans of the OWA.

Ah, but that's the problem.  No Winning and No Whining do not go hand in hand.

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Talk Zone / Re: curse of the bullpen?
« on: June 26, 2007, 10:28:10 pm »
in RR, Randolph was as dominant as a pitcher can be. coming out of the Astros' pen, however, he is meat.

i think Drayon should consider commissioning an exorcist.

Mr. White is about as a raw a piece of meat as you can get right now.  So what happens to the bullpen now?  Blow it up or ride it out?

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Talk Zone / Re: My informal recap:
« on: June 21, 2007, 10:00:53 am »
Lee - can't score from first on a 2 out, misplayed double.

6 runs on one hit.

3 hits, no runs.

3 straight sliders to Biggio.

Angel Hernandez is worse at his job than anyone on Earth.

What did I miss?

The Rodfather pitched a hell of a game.  Borkowski fucked up.  And Angel Hernandez still sucks (so does OU).

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Talk Zone / Re: I Went to Bed at 11:35, Up 9-4. We Won, Right?
« on: June 19, 2007, 04:51:12 pm »
Biggio was Biggio.  Same as ever.

Yes but Loretta is not AE and there was a delay in getting the ball to Biggio.  That delay does not usually happen when AE is gliding around the infield.

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Talk Zone / Re: Has reverT been unlucky?
« on: June 19, 2007, 04:48:29 pm »
I agree that he doesn't have the type of stuff to get righties out consistently because of his throwing motion, but he should be getting lefties out a lot better than he has with his throwing motion alone.  Why he doesn't do that is anyone's guess and something a stat sheet will never tell you.

You have to watch to find out for yourself if reverT is just awful as a lefty specialist... or not.  Throw away the stat sheet.

He's still much better than Gallo.

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Talk Zone / Re: I Went to Bed at 11:35, Up 9-4. We Won, Right?
« on: June 19, 2007, 04:46:39 pm »
Can't field it for them.  That dp was tailor made.  Biggio usually turns it.

Correction: AE to Biggio usually turns it.

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Talk Zone / Re: I Went to Bed at 11:35, Up 9-4. We Won, Right?
« on: June 19, 2007, 11:20:12 am »
Maybe he sent Miller out there to hit him. Miller missed. Not Garner's fault.

I was thinking the same thing.  Just hit the little bastard because he's about to end this thing.

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Talk Zone / Re: I Went to Bed at 11:35, Up 9-4. We Won, Right?
« on: June 19, 2007, 11:03:58 am »
Garner has one move to Soscia's two moves in the ninth.  Chone Figgins was hitting like a lightweight right handed, so the choice was Figgins hitting left handed or right handed and Garner chose right handed.  But Chone Figgins isn't Lance Berkman all of sudden to worry about turning him around (IMHO), so it was a calculated mistake on Garner's part.  But not one without reason.

Wasn't there a discussion about a lefty specialist vs left reliever yesterday.  This seems like the spot where a lefty reliever would have been preferred over the the specialist.  But I don't think anyone could have gotten Figgins out last night.

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Talk Zone / Re: Garner in the postgame
« on: June 19, 2007, 10:50:46 am »
Did you miss the Loretta bobble that threw off the timing of the play?

Blaming Bidge for that missed DP is bullshit!!

Now, explain to me how Carlos Lee and his bumbling act in LF is immune to the same treatment? His non-errors were much more blatant and contributed significantly to the early deficit.

By the time the ball reached Biggio, the runner was already on top of him.  He could not step into his throw but was still able to make an accurate all arm throw to a stretching Lamb that Napoli just barely (by like a hair) beat out.

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Talk Zone / Re: I Went to Bed at 11:35, Up 9-4. We Won, Right?
« on: June 19, 2007, 10:40:01 am »
You know, before we lost the damn game, we had scored 9 runs on the best team in baseball (2nd best?) in their home park.  It's not like we lost 21-0. 

We needed more than 9 runs.  The Angels were hitting everything.  Borkowski had the best success.  Qualls, reVerT, and Sampson got hit and often.  Ensberg had the best chance to put the Astros up in the top of the 9th with the bases loaded and 1 out and a full count.  He lined it straight to the 3rd baseman.  A little left or right and the Astros score and then Lidge turns the lights out (or so the story goes in my confused world).

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Talk Zone / Re: I Went to Bed at 11:35, Up 9-4. We Won, Right?
« on: June 19, 2007, 10:20:35 am »
Bases loaded, Qualls in, I figured "hell, he'll get the DP, we ain't blowing a 5 run lead...even to the Angels."

I read the GZ. 

Someone wanna tell me what the fuck happened after I went to fucking bed?

I understand there were some bad bounces and shitty umpiring.  SIX FUCKING RUNS WORTH??

Chone Figgins happened.  Fucking 6 for 6 with the winning triple off of reVerT.  I don't know about you but I think I've seen enough of the Angels.  That team is scary good.

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Talk Zone / Re: The real reason Burke was brought up
« on: June 15, 2007, 10:25:09 pm »
Funny, no mention of Burke getting playing time at short.

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Talk Zone / Re: Shiner 98
« on: June 14, 2007, 01:58:58 pm »
I bet they've got it in El Paso...

Well if they don't they will this weekend.  I'm heading there with a case for the old man for father's day.

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Talk Zone / Re: Rosenthal on the possibility of a Lidge trade
« on: June 14, 2007, 01:47:07 pm »
Growing up, one of our friend's fathers had just been caught cheating, with a man, on one of his business trips.

Your argument was, word for word, what he told his wife.

Lucky for you that fish tacos didn't originate in San Francisco.

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Talk Zone / Re: Rosenthal on the possibility of a Lidge trade
« on: June 13, 2007, 10:03:08 pm »
Based on their recent history?  Nieve, White, and Lane.

Wait a minute, Lane is not injured ... nevermind.

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Talk Zone / Re: Frito Pie gets a new fan...
« on: June 12, 2007, 03:08:20 pm »
Gueros here in Austin protends to sell Fish Tacos, so I ordered some the other day.  Not. Even. Close.

Chuy's and Hula Hut in Austin both offer fish tacos and since I've had just about everything else on their menus, I've started getting the fish tacos the last couple of times I've eaten at these restaurants.  Not bad.  Chuy's uses a potato chip crust and Hula Hut has chile rubbed salmon with their creamy jalapeno sauce.  But I've never eaten at Rubio's in SD so I have no way to compare.

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Talk Zone / Re: Anyone going to the game tomorrow night?
« on: June 11, 2007, 04:12:52 pm »
You could smother your body in damprid.

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Talk Zone / Re: Quintero outrighted to RR, McLemore up
« on: June 11, 2007, 12:46:17 pm »
I think that there is some truth to the statement that for the last three (at least 2) years the astros have been looking to give some of ausmus playing time away.

I was under the impression that the org is more worried about Ausums wearing down and being worn out at the end of the year then trying to find a replacement for Ausmus.  They want a compotent backup that can give Ausmus some rest.

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Talk Zone / Re: Vagina riding the pine
« on: June 11, 2007, 09:45:53 am »
“At some point, we’ll reunite them as batterymates.”

Or is that battered mates?

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Talk Zone / Opposite of an OWA pope (Non BB)
« on: June 08, 2007, 10:05:59 pm »
666 posts.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros on the South Side - 6/8/07
« on: June 08, 2007, 10:01:22 pm »
The game is over and we have more runs than the other team?  What do they call that?

zmagati

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros on the South Side - 6/8/07
« on: June 08, 2007, 09:51:23 pm »
Come on Wheels.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros on the South Side - 6/8/07
« on: June 08, 2007, 09:41:31 pm »
Well, yes, I wasn't under the impression the hip megatron kablunski would actually kill him.

Forgive my failed attempt at humor.  Gunther == Ahnold == Terminator == I'll be back.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros on the South Side - 6/8/07
« on: June 08, 2007, 09:37:00 pm »
Not with PENCE!!! tearing his hip flexor labia.

He'll be back!!!

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros on the South Side - 6/8/07
« on: June 08, 2007, 09:32:05 pm »
Seriously... is Sampson ROY-eligible?

Not with PENCE!!! tearing up the league.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros on the South Side - 6/8/07
« on: June 08, 2007, 09:17:30 pm »
Me thinks that odd slide/dive to home plate was a cause.  (he landed on the right hip)

I thought he just scraped his leg but you are probably right.

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Talk Zone / Re: Pence Hurt?
« on: June 08, 2007, 09:14:53 pm »
They are talking about it in the Game Zone thread.  But fyi, it's a right hip flexor strain.  Don't really know if that is good or bad and neither did JD or Brownie.

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I come from the exciting world of web design and development, where the word data is most frequently used as a singular noun, meaning "a stored set of information".

I don't know why I'm doing this but what the hell.  The word set implies plural.  You may have only one set of data though.

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Talk Zone / Re: Under Purpura's Watch
« on: June 04, 2007, 11:13:49 am »
trade the MF.

Luke or ASTROCREEP?

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Ah yes, 2004.  What a good year that was for Mr. Lane.  I wonder what ever happened to that guy?

Moberg started giving him hitting advice.

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Talk Zone / Re: new Astros slogan
« on: May 24, 2007, 04:57:07 pm »
"We cure what ails your team."

The Flatstros.  Or PENCE!!! and the 7 dwarves.

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Talk Zone / Re: Line Up
« on: May 23, 2007, 10:31:30 pm »
Also, he tried trading for Tejada before and during the season.  Also tried to trade for Lee.

We could've had Tejada if we had only traded Roy to the steM via the Orioles.  What was Purp thinking?

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros at Gints - 5/23/07
« on: May 23, 2007, 10:24:13 pm »
The Flying PENCE!!!

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Talk Zone / Re: adding the "atic"
« on: May 23, 2007, 07:16:01 pm »
bobbing for Bonds' balls

Are we even sure he has anymore after all the roids he's taken?

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Talk Zone / Re: Who's the penultimate HOF asshole?
« on: May 18, 2007, 06:41:21 pm »
Joe Morgan hates the Astros.  Does that count as being a bad bad man.

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Talk Zone / Re: A Third Baseman that is available
« on: May 17, 2007, 02:47:48 pm »
Uno swings the bat, Uno does not.

What about letting Loretta stay at 3rd full time and getting another right handed utility player who makes good contact (i.e. The Crimson Chin).  Ensberg can't fill that role either.  I've always liked Ensberg and thought he would turn it around, but gawd, offensively he is just downright awful right now.

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Talk Zone / Re: Biggio
« on: May 15, 2007, 12:40:47 pm »
I sure as hell hope Barroid Bonds decides to play one more year because I don't want him on the same ballot to overshadow our guys.

The Killer B's with the Queen B.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lineup i hope to see
« on: May 14, 2007, 12:40:25 pm »
Why Qualls?  I like Qualls more than Wheeler.

His stuff is better, he has more value, and he wants to close (JD said that he will either want to close or start soon).  When/If he becomes more consistent, he could be dominant.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros at Dickities - 5/9/07
« on: May 09, 2007, 08:42:08 pm »
And WW gets the W.

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Talk Zone / Re: roster move
« on: May 09, 2007, 04:51:24 pm »
I'd hate to see Burke sent down since he's the only bench guy with speed and can play a multitude of positions.  I'd lean towards sending out one of the pitchers.

Like Rick White.

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Talk Zone / Re: the great traitor
« on: May 09, 2007, 02:56:46 pm »
Dave Borkowski is a more interesting topic at this point.

Who did Borkowski backstab?

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Talk Zone / Re: The Return of the Good Guys' Power?
« on: May 07, 2007, 02:08:38 pm »
i still believe in Scott's potential.

Do you think the elbow injury earlier this season is still affecting his swing?  The first week of the season, he was swinging the bat with authority.  Then after the elbow injury, he was much more tentative.

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Talk Zone / Re: Clemens to Lexington?
« on: May 07, 2007, 01:54:04 pm »
So when is Clemen's coming to Round Rock?  Isn't he a part owner of the Express?

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Talk Zone / Re: Clemens a Yankee
« on: May 07, 2007, 10:24:05 am »
Where did ESPN get the $28 million?

He's not playing the entire season.  It's 28 mil prorated over 3/4s give or take of the season?  Same sort of deal with the Astros last year.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: May 06, 2007, 10:11:59 pm »
It was on channel 77 for us non HD folks.

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Talk Zone / Re: Clemens a Yankee
« on: May 06, 2007, 10:11:12 pm »
So what happens to the personal services contract?

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros 2007 television/HD schedule
« on: May 06, 2007, 10:00:28 pm »
The game was shown in Austin on 77.  DVR guide said Rangers and whoever, but it was the Astros and Cards.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros 2007 television/HD schedule
« on: May 06, 2007, 11:42:10 am »
According to your schedule, the Astros play on FSN HD today.  But the game does not appear to be on the regular FSN channel.  For those of us without HD, we get beach volleyball instead.  Yeah!

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Talk Zone / Re: Stephen Randolph
« on: May 03, 2007, 12:05:22 pm »
Randolph is back at RR, which was the plan all along.

I'm surprised he cleared waivers.

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Talk Zone / Re: Cynics and Quitters
« on: May 03, 2007, 10:28:38 am »
omg. do you know the Edddie Waitkus story?

So Brad Ausmus is the "Natural".  Whoda thunk it.

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Talk Zone / Re: Stephen Randolph
« on: May 03, 2007, 10:10:50 am »
Maybe a poor choice of words.  What Would Joe Morgan Say?

"I hate Biggio"

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Talk Zone / Re: ESPN - ranking the NL right fielders
« on: May 02, 2007, 01:21:38 pm »
The ninja doesn't fare too well in this article.  Ranked last among NL RF's under 30.  And since the ones over 30 are Griffey, Jones, Giles, Green, Winn, and Wilson, you could certainly argue that only PW would rank lower overall.

So you don't think he'll make the all-star team this year?

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Talk Zone / Re: We Know What We Have To Do
« on: May 02, 2007, 09:51:05 am »
Oh.
But I like your idea of calling Pence up and sending him back down every so often.  2 hole, up and down, this is starting to sound like a porno.

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Talk Zone / Re: We Know What We Have To Do
« on: May 02, 2007, 09:40:29 am »
Or let Loretta play 3rd everyday and bat in the 2 hole!

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Commies at PENCE! - Mayday, 2007
« on: May 01, 2007, 09:48:06 pm »
.157/.224/.196 since he rode the horse.

Time to turn that horse into glue.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros are on in Austin
« on: May 01, 2007, 09:43:06 pm »
are you sure you want to have seen this game?

It was either the game or work on a project I have due in a grad class tomorrow.  I'm thinking that the project would have been a better use of my time.  Now I get to stay up late and be demoralized all at the same time.  I was hoping for stay up late and be pleasantly satisified.  Oh well.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Commies at PENCE! - Mayday, 2007
« on: May 01, 2007, 07:59:25 pm »
Well, that should do it. The bats should be able to kick back and let loose now. Maybe they will get something started so Arroyo can hit the game winning homerun.

Or they are going to swing at everything regardless of whether its anywhere near the strike zone.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Commies at PENCE! - Mayday, 2007
« on: May 01, 2007, 07:57:47 pm »
LEAVE!  HIM!  IN!
Its like a NASCAR race.  That was the big one.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Commies at PENCE! - Mayday, 2007
« on: May 01, 2007, 07:50:50 pm »
Brad Ausmus has a really really nice changeup.  The arm speed on his throws really sells it.
looked like a 12 6 slider

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Commies at PENCE! - Mayday, 2007
« on: May 01, 2007, 07:47:56 pm »
Maybe I should turn the TV off.  Griffey just jacked one.

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Commies at PENCE! - Mayday, 2007
« on: May 01, 2007, 07:45:27 pm »
The Astros game is on in Austin on FSNSW for TWC customers.  DVR guide says Rangers and Yanks, but the Astros and Reds are on.  Now you can see clank live and in action.

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Talk Zone / Astros are on in Austin
« on: May 01, 2007, 07:42:19 pm »
The DVR guide for FSNSW (channel 54 TWC) says Rangers Yankmes, but the Astros are on.  Yipee.

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Talk Zone / Re: Very quiet in here overnight
« on: April 30, 2007, 09:37:57 am »
GZ had half as many posts as the previous game, too.

too disgusted to post?
a nice Sunday afternoon after the game?
watching the NFL draft?

The game was actually on in Austin plus A.

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Talk Zone / Re: Purpura brings up Pence !!!!!
« on: April 27, 2007, 11:40:16 pm »
The circumstances just blow for the kid, ML ready or not...This team has serious flaws and now alot of people are going to put the savior tag on him.  Somebody break out the time machine and go back to 04 and get Beltran.

Do ya think the stem would take Lidge for Beltran?

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Ensberg walks. Loaded again.

vintage Ensberg

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Gee, Lance does a better Ensberg than Ensberg!

Move that man to 2nd in the lineup.

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Really nice bunt for Loretta, everybody safe!  Think he was trying to sacrifice?  It seemed like it.
Channeling Taveras

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Talk Zone / Re: Start to ask a stupid question...
« on: April 26, 2007, 11:25:53 am »
Take a justice = ?

Take a walk?
...stroll?
...strike?
...pitch?
...nap?
...trip?
...cruise?
...cab?
...chill pill?
...right?
...left?
...call?

Think 2 hole...

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Talk Zone / Re: Start to ask a stupid question...
« on: April 26, 2007, 11:15:59 am »
Okay, looks like we made a breakthrough this morning and everyone is beyond step 1 of denial.  Let's eat some Justice!

I need to go take a Justice.  I'll be right back.

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Brian Moehler is an Astro? 

Whose this guy?

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Talk Zone / Re: NYCU - Runs Given
« on: April 25, 2007, 09:59:46 am »
THAT'S IT!  AE IN CENTER!

He's got enought range.  Let him play CF and SS at the same time.  Hell, throw in second while were at it.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 24, 2007, 10:41:11 pm »
But you don't know if they (TWC) gets more of a kickback on the commercial sales than they would if they were to air the Astros games.  Say that FSN takes a chunk and then the Astros take another and then they pay TWC a flat fee to air the program or a percentage of the commercial sales or even some sort of deal where TWC gets to sell commercial airtime some 5% of the hour (or something).  Perhaps the deal from the infomercial is much better or the deal with the network guys who would rather air "Friends".  Why would TWC opt for anything worse in sales when they could make better money?  They don't care if it's an infomercial or a re-run, if it makes them money, then sweet, they'll do it.

FSN and the Astros have nothing to do with it unless they cut TWC a better deal... and they won't.

I realize there is alot more that goes into deciding what programs are aired and that it's not just based on number of viewers.  My remark was really just to poke fun at that network and to rant about not being able to see the KNWS games.  But thanks anyways for the tutorial on the workings of network programming.

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Talk Zone / Re: Some pretty ugly games
« on: April 24, 2007, 10:36:45 pm »
everyone needs to pull out all the major slump busters here and now.. also a few sacrifices to the baseball gods. have to do what you can to help the cause
any ideas?


I say we sacrifice Amy.  She did claim responsibility for the current slump.  Hey, it couldn't hurt.

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Talk Zone / Re: No East Coast Bias Here
« on: April 23, 2007, 04:20:17 pm »
If you travel out to the northern suburban areas, you'll find Austin isn't so "Weird" any more.

Funniest bumper sticker I have seen in a while: "Keep Austin Weird/Keep Round Rock Mildly Unusual"

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Talk Zone / Re: One of the funniest plays I've ever seen
« on: April 23, 2007, 03:13:57 pm »
I'm trying to find the clip of the Devil Rays in which both runners (Crawford and Young I believe) both end up on 3rd and both decide to run in opposite directions resulting in both being tagged out.  This happend about a week ago.  Anyone have a link to that? I heard that was hilarious.

ETA: Actually it was Zobrist and Crawford and the game was against the twins on 4/12.

Found the clip at http://mlb.mlb.com/multimedia/tp_archive.jsp?c_id=min
It's the "Twins turn weird DP" on 4/12.  Not as funny as I imagined but still a boneheaded play you don't see too often.

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Talk Zone / Re: No East Coast Bias Here
« on: April 23, 2007, 02:46:48 pm »
My second favorite: I spent a couple summers in Seattle with my aunt, who lives there.  Somedays, I'd have to go work at her jewelry store with her.  One afternoon, a couple of women from LA were in the shop and started talking to me.  I told them that I was from El Paso and one of the women, with a straight fucking face, actually asked me "so, is your dad a cowboy?"  "No, he's a dentist."  "A cowboy dentist?"  Her friend actually turned around and walked out of the store. 

"Yes, a cowboy dentist.  Why don't you come on out to the ranch and we can shoot Injuns and you can fuck our donkey, you stupid bitch."

Hey, I'm from El Paso too and I love them cowboy dentists.  Man can they rope some teeth.  And don't get me started about shooting injuns.  If you get up on top of the rocks at Hueco Tanks, them injuns are easy pickins.

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Talk Zone / Re: One of the funniest plays I've ever seen
« on: April 23, 2007, 02:07:16 pm »
I'm trying to find the clip of the Devil Rays in which both runners (Crawford and Young I believe) both end up on 3rd and both decide to run in opposite directions resulting in both being tagged out.  This happend about a week ago.  Anyone have a link to that? I heard that was hilarious.

ETA: Actually it was Zobrist and Crawford and the game was against the twins on 4/12.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 23, 2007, 01:31:42 pm »
From everything I've been told by my cable provider, the programming rep at KNVA, and the programming rep at KCWX, the blame doesn't lie with TWC but with the network that carries the non-FSN games. Blame the CW. You need to call KNVA and gripe about their limited Astros coverage

I bet that the Astros games would get more viewers than the crap programming they currently show on KNVA.  I don't think I have ever even tuned into that channel.

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Talk Zone / Re: One of the funniest plays I've ever seen
« on: April 23, 2007, 12:33:28 pm »
I thought this thread was going to be about Palmeiro hitting himself in the head with a batted ball yesterday.  I had never seen a ball go straight from bat to cranium before... didn't even think it was possible.
You bastards.  Making fun of the Austin folks.  That's just not fair.

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Talk Zone / Re: this team 2007
« on: April 23, 2007, 11:17:15 am »
Yeah, I don't really care.  Thanks for your opinion though.

No problem.  I'll just avert my eyes.

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Talk Zone / Re: this team 2007
« on: April 23, 2007, 11:01:49 am »
Absolutely no doubt.

Most people get props for their new avatars.  I'm going to have to vote no no no no no for yours BudGirl.  Just not a fan of seeing Ausmus half naked NTTAWWT.

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Talk Zone / Re: Batting Practice in Boston
« on: April 23, 2007, 09:54:05 am »
That's nothing!  At the cricket world cup, South Africa's Herschelle Gibbs hit the ball out of the ground six times in a row all by himself!!!  Never been done on a world stage before.

They don't show cricket games in Austin either.  Thank god.

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Talk Zone / Re: this team 2007
« on: April 23, 2007, 09:50:18 am »
Because Lamb had already been used?

I was surprised to hear Biggio coming to the plate (couldn't see it, I'm in Austin).  I was thinking Lane would be next up.  But hey, Biggio did already get 1 GS against the Brew Crew this week, why not go for 2.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 23, 2007, 09:17:58 am »
Tomorrow's Phillies makeup is on KNWS.

I sent a question to the Astros via their online feedback/question page.  The question I sent got forwarded to FSN Southwest.  I got a lengthy reply back this morning that describes why we are not receiving the KNWS games (which most of us have already figured out)  and what is being done to fix this (not much).  But the email I got said the makeup game tonight will be on Ch. 77.  I'm posting the entire response fyi:

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Thanks for your email regarding Houston Astros telecasts in Austin forwarded to FSN Southwest by the Astros. We understand your frustration with missing some Astros games in Austin, but we’d like you to know that we’re working to get more games on in your market. The games you’re missing are part of the KNWS over-the-air package seen in Houston that we syndicate to local broadcast stations in the outer-markets. Last season, KBEJ out of San Antonio broadcast the 25-game package and was carried in Austin on Time Warner Cable. Unfortunately, KBEJ no longer is available in Austin. Our new Austin broadcast affiliate, KNVA, is only able to clear 9 of this season’s 24 KNWS games due to network commitments. KNVA is the home to both MY Network TV and the CW Network, and can’t pre-empt primetime network programming. These days it’s difficult to find broadcast affiliates that can clear all the games since most stations have some type of network affiliation that prevents them from pre-empting network programming, and there are very few independent stations still in existence. KNVA’s Astros schedule doesn’t begin until May 22, which is why you’ve missed Astros games in April. We are, however, working with Time Warner Austin to get some of the games KNVA can’t carry cleared on Time Warner’s local Ch. 77. Although you will miss Saturday’s (April 21) and Sunday’s (April 22) games against the Brewers, Time Warner Austin is able to clear Monday’s (April 23) rain-makeup game against the Pirates on Ch. 77 at 6 p.m. Following are the 9 Astros games KNVA will carry:

 

Tue., May 22, 9 p.m. at San Francisco

Sat., June 16, 6 p.m. vs. Seattle

Tue., June 19, 9 p.m. at Los Angeles Angels

Tue., Aug. 14, 9 p.m. at Los Angeles Dodgers

Sat., Sept. 1, noon at Chicago Cubs

Sun., Sept. 9, noon at New York Mets

Sat., Sept. 15, 6 p.m. vs. Pittsburgh

Sat., Sept. 22, 6 p.m. at St. Louis

Sat., Sept. 29, 6 p.m. vs. Atlanta

 

We’ll continue to work with Time Warner Austin to pick up games KNVA can’t broadcast. You’ll still receive all 130 Astros games on FSN Southwest in Austin. We understand your concern, and we appreciate you allowing us the opportunity to explain the situation. Keep rooting for the Astros!

 

Sincerely,

FSN Southwest Viewer Service

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 21, 2007, 11:20:09 pm »
The 'shitheads' at 1300 are putting local sports franchises ahead of regional franchises.  I don't fault them for that.  And in most parts of Austin you can get an alternate station such as 1400 in Temple or even 740 from Houston.  I'm in Round Rock and 740 comes in very clear at night (well only in my car).  I'm pissed at TWC for dropping the ball this year.  We had a great run the last 6 years that I have been here.  But this year just sucks.  But looking at the previous posts in this thread, I'm hoping the lack of coverage in Austin for KNWS games will end in April.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 21, 2007, 11:10:12 pm »
Ok, I'm back, what did I miss?

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 21, 2007, 01:26:18 am »
Wanna bet.  Where were you when the Astros were 1-5 and deemed the worse team in the majors by the fans.  And the fault was being laid on the offense.  Especially Lance Berkman.

Ironically, tonight, your point about Lidge does not hold water because they won!  So how do you figure?
As I recall, the first 2 games were being blamed on the bullpen.  The offense did enough to win those games and it just so happens, Lidge played a key role in the first loss. He also let another close game get blown wide open.  Lance definately deserves some blame for the slow start since he is the big toe and is not pulling his weight (pun intended).  But again (and again and again) the comparisons on the reactions to Lidge vs the non reaction to Lance are more complex than what you have tried to simplify as "one bad night".

My point about Lidge tonight is that he took 2 steps back instead of forward.  He has already been pulled from the closer's role yet he is still struggling.  Yes he had a good night last night but I would argue that the 9th inning vs the 6th are very different situations.  The 9th inning tonight is a truer test of where Lidge is and he still has a ways to go.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 21, 2007, 01:06:45 am »
You forgot "tonight" in your sentence (and the very thing I've been saying too!)

I did not forget.  The question asked was about tonight, thus my answer implied tonight.  But I understand what you are saying, it was only one night.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 21, 2007, 12:54:15 am »
Because it's Brad Lidge.  Which is my point.  Oswalt and Berkman wouldn't be given the same grief for a bad night because they do well to bounce back and perform well.  Lidge has not done so, so when he has a bad night (which human are prone to do, these are not robots mind you), then he's going to get his arse handed to him by fans.  I'd rather just deal with the fact he stunk tonight and move on.

Again, I'll go back to my argument about the leash being shorter (much shorter) for a closer or ex closer as in Lidge's case vs. starting pitcher and position player.  Oswalt and or Berkman having a bad night does not necessarily cost the Astros a win.  Lidge in the closer's role having a bad night, will almost always cost the Astros a win.  Lidge having a bad night as a non closer (like tonight) almost cost the Astros the win.  The argument that Twoniner made about Berkman having a bad year is a better argument.  Not the one night argument you keep arguing

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I really have to ask you if you're paying attention to what Garner is doing because he is effectively trying to allow him to work his way back to where you want him to be.  One bad night should not derail that, should it?  Or is he (Lidge) just not allowed to have a bad night because he just isn't Oswalt or Berkman status as a player?  Serious question here.

I realize what Garner is doing but Lidge did not help his cause tonight.  Should tonight derail his comeback opportunity?  I honestly hope it does not.  But that is why I started this thread.  To get feedback from the other zone dwellers as to what they think.

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Then move on.  One bad night doesn't change things, only allows for some steam to be let out by fans.

My steam is gone.  Moving on.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 21, 2007, 12:39:11 am »
Noe, Lidge is not even an effective mop up man right now. He has been terribly inconsistent for a long, long time.

That being said, the problem I have tonight is with Garner. After two walks, the second of which he threw a fastball three freakin' feet outside for a wild pitch, and no mound visit. The tying run was now in the on-deck circle. No stall tactics, nothing.

It was apparent to me after two batters that Lidge had nothing. Can Garner not see that from the dugout? Stubborn is an understatement for leaving him in that long, in my opinion.

Astros did indeed win, but all is not good if Skipper still has confidence in Lidge after that outing, in my opinion of course.

I think Garner was testing Lidge to see how he would respond to adversity.  He failed.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 21, 2007, 12:28:50 am »
It has context: Berkman, Oswalt and Lidge have been high caliber performers for the Houston Astros in the past.  Of the three, only Lidge has fallen from high caliber to slightly above average.  He's not allowed to be slightly above average, he must be high caliber or else ship him out.  ... Oswalt had a bad night, Lance said "I stink" when asked why he was struggling.  But they get a pass.
This argument is barely acceptable.  Lidge had (had as in past tense) one job, to close out games and preserve the win.  He failed consistently and was removed from his job.  The leash cannot and should not be as long for a closer as it is for a starting pitcher and position player.  I don't want to see Lidge shipped out.  I want him to do his job and get folks out.

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Currently, he supposed to work on simplifying his game and getting consistent with throwing strikes while getting folks out.  I don't know what else to tell you if you're not paying attention to what the Astros have asked Lidge to do, but that is his role right now in order to get back to closing again.  He won't until he gets the mechanics down and consistency back.

Exactly, get back to being the closer.  Which I equate to his role on this team is to be the closer.  He is not the closer right now but that is supposed to be his role.

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I don't know what this means.
He's not the closer any more.

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I bet it doesn't even register and you'll be upset about it too.
If it doesn't register, I'll be perfectly happy.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:49:51 pm »
This is silly.

So is the argument you keep throwing out about Berkman and Oswalt.

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Pitcher who gets folks out.

Overly simplistic but you did answer the question.  I think he is supposed to do more than get folks out, he is supposed to close games.  We know how the Astros organization feels about that one.

I'm guessing I'm not going to be the only one who is overly concerned about Lidge's role and future on this team.  Tonights near fiasco just added more fuel to the fire.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:37:30 pm »
Oh come on!  One bad night means he had absolutely nothing tonight.  Nothing, nada, zip, zilch.  Up and down his entire performance, he was bad.

I stand by what I said, tonight, his bad night, he stunk.  But so far this season (and I didn't see his Cardinal game), he hasn't looked awful the *entire* outing.  He usually shows something to have hope he was just needing work.

Tonight, either because he just had nothing going up to the mound or because he had the yips, don't know, he just didn't show one darn thing worth saying he could take something away from it.  So yes, one bad night.
So what role should Lidge play?  Hi priced middle reliever?  Because a closer has to do more than just have a good night throwing pitches, he has to be dominant.  Lidge is anything but dominant even when he is throwing good pitches.  He threw a great pitch to Nady but Nady still beat him.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:24:08 pm »
Like I care what media and fans think.  But then again, Drayton McLane does.  Smells like Jay Powell gettting run out of town all over again.  Nice baseball fans here in Houston if that happens.  Lidge had a bad night, no sugar coating.  But if every player gets run out of town because of one bad night, then Lance Berkman better worry.

Seriously.
Lidge getting run is a real possibility.  We may not like it, but I'm guessing that uncle Drayton and the rest of the Astros brass won't be able to escape the Lidge backlash. He is not helping his cause.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:15:09 pm »
So tonight is one that he can't take anything from other than to say "I stunk" and move on.  It's over and now move on.

I don't think the media and the fans will move on from this one so easily especially since he already lost his closer's job.  But this does make Garner look like a genius for pulling the plug on Lidge so early in the season.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:08:18 pm »
I'm not sure Gar can risk pitching him at home because it's no good to anyone to have the whole home crowd on your case.

Can Lidge be used at home without starting a riot now?

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge sucks at pitching baseballs
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:03:25 pm »
I guess that depends whether Garner and Tim feel that they have room for a "project" on this team right now. Maybe that means sending a guy like Moehler down and bringing up more of set-up type guy, and leaving just Lidge and Borkowski for mop-up-ish duties...

What the hell is Moehler doing on this team?  Is he the designated mop up pitcher?  How would you like to have that job?

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:58:00 pm »
Glenn Wilson said he hasn't been the same since Pujols.

I thought I heard, he now isn't the same since Fielder.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge sucks at pitching baseballs
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:57:06 pm »
The Astros have a very good closer in Wheeler right now and a very good set up man with Qualls.  White and Miller and the rest of the bully have been pretty darn good.  Lidge has been very very bad except for 1 or 2 outings.  He is a liability right now.  I don't know what the future holds for Lidge, but I don't think it will be closing for the Astros anytime soon.  So what value does he have?  Mopping up blowouts against the Astros so other bullpen arms don't get used up?

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:50:16 pm »
20 mins of post game from FSN... nothing

I think their all too shell shocked.  BBTN will only be about A-Rods big rod so I don't think we'll get any useful info their.  Stay tuned to astros.com, maybe footer will give us some info.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:42:19 pm »
I heard he's using White's bottle of Head n' Shoulders.

Maybe he should shave his head, ala Brittney Spears. You know, get the bad stuff out.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge sucks at pitching baseballs
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:38:57 pm »
Did he suck last night when he went 1-2-3 in the seventh and ended up with a W?  He obviously doesn't suck ALL the time.
No, just in the 9th inning.  He should not see the 9th for a long long time if ever.

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Talk Zone / Re: OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:37:38 pm »
an MRI?

Or a new identity.  I hear the name Eny Cabreja is available.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge sucks at pitching baseballs
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:31:50 pm »
He throws some pretty good batting practice.

just to the wrong team.

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Talk Zone / OK, I'll ask it....
« on: April 20, 2007, 10:25:47 pm »
What now for Lidge?  Should he be given more time to work out his problems?  That was way too scary.  On the other hand, Biggio is the man.  13 years since his last GS.  Great D in the 8th too.   It looks like AE is rubbing off on him (as opposed to rubbing him off, NTTAWWT).

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Talk Zone / Re: Crasnick: Everett is the best there is on defense
« on: April 18, 2007, 10:44:55 am »
The man was like a gazelle, it was unbelievable.  His legs looked to be moving in slow motion, but the world behind him was zooming by so fast it was blurred.

Sounds like one ex-longhorn QB I know of.

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Talk Zone / Re: Rosenthal speaks reasonably re: Lidge
« on: April 17, 2007, 02:38:45 pm »
Kind of like a 12-6 slider.

Deja vu.

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Talk Zone / Re: Biggio stats
« on: April 17, 2007, 02:24:45 pm »
What are the chances all of these happen in the same game?

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 17, 2007, 10:26:35 am »
We know that DirecTV customers did not get the game in Austin last night.  But does anyone know if Dish customers got the game in Austin last night? 

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 16, 2007, 08:24:28 pm »
Just got home, and I haven't found it on DirecTV yet. 1300 is preempting the broadcast because of the AFL coach's call-in show. Life is not good. I'm going to keep hunting through the billion or so alternate channels, and see if I can find anything...

I'm having to resort to gameday audio.  I can't find a belt clip large enough to hold my laptop though so I'm carrying it around like a book.

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Talk Zone / Re: Blast from the past...
« on: April 16, 2007, 07:49:02 pm »
Evidently, only the admins can see 'it', whatever it is.
I can see it too.  It's Angelina Jolie dancing dirty right?

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 16, 2007, 07:44:49 pm »
I was hoping that the DVR guide was wrong.  Are you Austin Direc TV or Dish customers getting the game tonight?

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Talk Zone / Re: Mariano Rivera will never be the same
« on: April 16, 2007, 04:55:50 pm »
you most likely suck dick for a living don't you?

Dammit Jim, have you been holding out on us?

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Talk Zone / Re: Jennings update
« on: April 16, 2007, 04:54:41 pm »
I'd stick with utastro.  MrAnderson is used by approximately 10 million Matrix fans.

Yeah, but its perfect.  I really am Mr. Anderson.  But I'll switch back to utastro if it's deemed too gimicky.

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Talk Zone / Re: Mariano Rivera will never be the same
« on: April 16, 2007, 04:52:55 pm »
Or he needs a life.. and a girl friend.. maybe some kids..

i think you might be on the wrong board as well..

I'll save you some time.  Run, run for your life!

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Talk Zone / Re: Jennings update
« on: April 16, 2007, 04:46:47 pm »
She plays in the pitt.

MrAnderson = austro?

utastro.  I switched because everytime I go into blockbuster, the geeks behind the counter always like to say hello Mr. Anderson.  Yeah yeah, I saw the Matrix.  But then it dawned on me, what a great screen name.

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Talk Zone / Re: Jennings update
« on: April 16, 2007, 04:05:31 pm »

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Talk Zone / Re: Jennings update
« on: April 16, 2007, 03:38:36 pm »
BTW, where is Bucky?  I haven't heard him on the last couple of morning shows and I must have missed the explanation for his absence.

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Talk Zone / Re: Who is....
« on: April 16, 2007, 11:53:52 am »
Why the name change, Mr. Anderson?
No big reason, just felt time for a change.

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Talk Zone / Re: Who is....
« on: April 16, 2007, 11:13:47 am »
Joseph Santoliquito?  And why is he doing Footer's job?

Maybe it's like a Eny vs. Wandy thing that Footer has going on.

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Talk Zone / Re: Woody Williams
« on: April 16, 2007, 10:57:16 am »
Woody is who we thought he was.

signed Dennis Green

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Talk Zone / Re: Jennings update
« on: April 14, 2007, 09:57:08 pm »
Pence is also 7 feet tall, shoots fireballs from his eyes, and lightning bolts from his arse.

But, does he trust his stuff?

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 13, 2007, 01:27:43 pm »
Does anyone know if the Fox Saturday game coverage tomorrow at 3pm will be Astros/Phillies here in Austin?  Time warner's website just says "MLB baseball," without specifying which teams.
The Statesman says the Astros game is on Fox tomorrow.

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Talk Zone / Re: All Lidge. All the time.
« on: April 13, 2007, 10:14:40 am »
I heard Lidge interviewed on 790 this morning and if any of these experts on human pyschology would just pick up a phone and talk to the man, they'd see the man has his head screwed on right and will be okay once he figures out his mechanics.

"If we win, that is all that matters... we'll all be happy!  I don't care if I pitch the sixth or the ninth to get us there, so long as we win, that is what is important."

Yeah, he sounds like a man in dire need of being shipped out because he's falling apart.

It sounds like he is still suffering from the Pujols bomb.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 13, 2007, 10:11:37 am »
I sent a question to the Customer Care Specialist who responded to my email about Astros games not on FSSW. This is what she said:

"I checked today and unfortunately, I don't show that the Astros game is scheduled to be broadcasted on channel 77 at this time.  I apologize for this inconvenience.  If you need any further assistance please send me an email.  Thank you again for the customer service inquiry.


Ivan Lopez
Customer Care Specialist
Time Warner Cable - Austin Division
email:  [email protected]"

Fuck it, I'm switching to satellite.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 12, 2007, 04:50:03 pm »
I got the same reply and heard the same ads on the radio.  I'm betting most of the channel 77 games will be Rangers games, but I'm hoping at least 30+ will be the Astros KNWS games (I'm assuming the Astros FSSW games will stay on FSSW).  I wonder who preempts whom on 77 when the Astros and Rangers play at the same time.

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Talk Zone / Re: All Lidge. All the time.
« on: April 12, 2007, 04:46:02 pm »
at this point lidges brain is not connected  to his arm

I think you have it backwards.  Lidge is probably thinking too much (i.e. brain telling arm where to go).  Instead of just throwing the damn ball.  As for scheme, isn't that also up to the catcher.  Is Garner dissing on Ausmus?

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Game Zone 2007 Archive / Re: Astros at Cubs: April 10th, 2007
« on: April 10, 2007, 04:05:43 pm »
Lidge throwing in the bullpen.  How ironic.

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Talk Zone / Re: Garner names Wheeler the closer
« on: April 09, 2007, 12:47:00 pm »
And what happens to Lidge now?  Is his destiny to be a high priced middle reliever.  Or is the writing now on the wall and he will be gone at the first opportunity?

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Talk Zone / Re: Question about AAA games
« on: April 09, 2007, 09:48:39 am »
where do you sit, ut?

I was originally in sec 121 but since the stands were only 1/4 full, we moved over and sat next to some friends in sec 119 row 18.  I had 2 of my kids with me so I did not get to give my full attention to the game.  Did you brave the cold at the Dell yesterday?

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Talk Zone / Re: Question about AAA games
« on: April 09, 2007, 09:28:54 am »
You didn't miss much yesterday at the Dell Diamond.  I froze my balls off for 2 games.  Not much offense to speak of from either team.  Pence got the walk off walk with the bases loaded in the first game.  In the second, the winning run came home on a wild pitch.  Pence looked more than competent on the balls hit to center.  I did get Nieve's autograph.  He was sitting in the stands behind the plate charting pitches for both games. 

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Talk Zone / Re: Pettitte not sharp in first start
« on: April 06, 2007, 02:27:34 pm »
That being said, I hope there is no one that argues that they'd rather have Wandy than Pettitte.

No, but what about Eny Cabreja.  I'd take that guy any day.

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Talk Zone / Re: Let it not go unmentioned...
« on: April 05, 2007, 01:36:57 pm »
I(Rhetorical question - I know it is, because I'm a sucker for anything Aaron Sorkin writes, including the embarrasing display of working out his own personal issues that was Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip)

Is it gone?  I loved that show.

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Talk Zone / Re: death taxes and a first win
« on: April 05, 2007, 11:05:51 am »
Wandy is up next.  It's almost certain to be the first win.  How ironic would that be.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 05, 2007, 09:47:08 am »
We won't know if this is still an issue until Monday April 16th.  But I'm about ready to drop kick TWC.  I brought up the idea to my wife last night and she about had a heart attack.  Apparently our neighbors have filled her head with horror stories about customer service problems with Dish.  I tried to explain that I am going to miss about 30 Astros games this year because TWC is inept.  Her reply, was good, maybe you'll spend more time with me and the kids.  Is she insane? 

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 04, 2007, 03:31:27 pm »
The announcers sounded almost nasaly.  I thought Greg Lucas was pinching his nose while talking.

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He failed to compensate for the moons gravity.

The roof was open and his body didn't carry as far.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 04, 2007, 10:40:49 am »
However, according to your DVR, the Rangers games the last two nights were not on Channel 77.

I didn't look because I don't give a rat's ass about the Rangers.  In the past, MLB games on 77 are usually listed in the guide.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 04, 2007, 10:35:18 am »
I'm guessing it will be on 77.

Not according to my DVR.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: April 04, 2007, 08:55:29 am »
The Statesman today indicates that not even KNWS will show the game tonight.  It says 1300 am (in progress).  Has anyone recieved a response from TW?

KNWS is in Houston so I don't think the Statesman will say whether or not the game is being showin in Houston.  As for TWC, I have not gotten a response from those cocksuckers (man I miss Deadwood).  It might be time to drop kick TWC and get the Dish or Direct TV.

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Talk Zone / Re: OD 2007 payrolls
« on: April 03, 2007, 01:15:43 pm »
Drayton is such a cheap skate.

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Talk Zone / Re: I feel strangely good
« on: April 03, 2007, 10:27:04 am »
And why would they swing at the slider when it bounces 3 feet in front of the plate?  The slider used to be devastating and was thrown for a strike.

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Talk Zone / Re: Why the game was lost
« on: April 03, 2007, 10:17:20 am »
I feel bad for Roy O.  That was his game.  He looked as good as ever.  Hats off to the Pirates.  They took what they got and did not give up.  If I was grading the game:
Starting Pitching: A+
Defense: B
Hitting: C-
Bullpen: F

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Talk Zone / Re: Some opening day
« on: April 02, 2007, 03:58:42 pm »
And Adam Dunn was batting in the 2 hole, NTTAWWT.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: March 30, 2007, 09:22:42 am »
The first KNWS game is Wednesday, April 4th, in the 3rd game of the season.  I guess we will find out then what TWC in Austin is planning to do with those 25-30 or so KNWS games this year.

According to my DVR guide, the Astros-Pirates game is not on Channel 23, 54, or 77.  I hope they get that fixed.

I sent an inquiry to TWC.  I don't have faith that they will even respond.

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Talk Zone / Re: Batting order thread
« on: March 29, 2007, 09:18:41 am »
as far as the "who heard of a power hitter in the 2 hole" argument way above, it's not exactly unheard of. The Mets are going to hit Wright 2nd, the Cardinals have went with Edmonds/Duncan in the 2 hole for the most part the last few years, the Reds hit Dunn 2nd after the Lopez trade, Utley spent a lot of time in the 2 hole last year, etc.

Didn't the Astros bat Beltran in the 2 hole?  Granted that the Astros offense that year had power up and down the lineup, but he is an example of a power hitter in the 2 hole.

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Talk Zone / Re: This just in
« on: March 28, 2007, 03:14:25 pm »

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Talk Zone / Re: Batting order thread
« on: March 28, 2007, 03:12:04 pm »
I think the point is that Ensberg gets on base more often than Everett.  Now the table is set for Berkman and Lee.  It would be nice if the #2 hitter could move Biggio around the bases a little first, but the second best thing is to get on in front of the big guys.  That's my interpretation of Garner's comments.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: March 28, 2007, 10:32:25 am »
I can't recall the last time 1300 aired a day game.  That's one of the reasons I got the mlb audio package.  It's also usesful for the occasional times that the Astros get preempted on FSW for the Spurs.  I'll have to see if I can tune in the Temple station.

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Talk Zone / Re: Same tired topic (Astros TV in Austin/Round Rock)
« on: March 27, 2007, 10:16:23 am »
Recently, one of the spring training games was shown on channel 77.  That channel was used in the past to show Astros games when they weren't on FSN.  But who knows.  I haven't seen a schedule on the time warner web site in a couple of years.  But time warner has been very good about showing 90 - 95% of the Astros games in Austin the last couple of years so I don't think this year will be any different (crossing my fingers).

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Talk Zone / Re: Finally!!! Games will be played
« on: March 01, 2007, 03:29:48 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

If you have a subscription, you mean? I'm a cheap bastard, I want it free.




Well, I agreed with my wife to cut cable tv as long as I could sign up for MLBTV. Baseball is the only tv I can't live without.





You do realize that you are in the Astros blackout market and won't be able to watch the games live.  You will be able to watch the game after the fact though.  Unless you are able to get around the blackout restrictions.....

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Talk Zone / Re: Luuuuuuke a "Player to Watch"
« on: February 13, 2007, 04:53:32 pm »
Quote:

On SI.com:

The Link

The season can't get here fast enough.





Further down in the same article regarding Colorado:
"Jason Hirsh, P. The 6-foot-8 right-hander was the key piece in the deal that sent Jason Jennings to Houston"

I thought it had been determined that Willie T was the key piece.  Guess everyone sees that deal differently.

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Talk Zone / Re: DirecTV gets exclusive Extra Innings deal...
« on: January 23, 2007, 11:49:12 am »
Quote:

i know less than nothing about technology, but i have had good experiences generally w/TW's customer service.




I have had nothing but great customer service from TWC.  For instance, my kids like to destroy the cable box remotes.  TWC has never charged me for a replacement.  I have also called the local TWC office on nights when the Astros games get preempted by the Spurs or Rangers and they are very apologetic and usually explain the situation well.  Also, if you threaten to switch over to Satellite, TWC will usually give you a big discount for a short period of time.

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Talk Zone / Re: snow
« on: January 17, 2007, 12:45:09 pm »
Ah, another snow/ice day in the frozen city of Austin.  They might as well give us the whole week off.

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Talk Zone / Re: snow
« on: January 16, 2007, 03:17:22 pm »
Quote:

at my house. right now.




We're getting snow off and on here in Round Rock.  The kids think they have to be outside in it.  I don't know how many times I've had to yell close the door.  It's freezing outside.

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Talk Zone / Re: Bonds fails drug test
« on: January 11, 2007, 04:03:58 pm »
Based on the recent decision to exclude McGwire from the Hall of Fame, what are the chances that Bonds gets the same treatment even though he will hold the single season HR and career HR records?

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Talk Zone / Re: NRIs
« on: December 21, 2006, 05:50:29 pm »
Quote:

I'm not exactly the most serious semi-lurker here... but if I really didn't know what an NRI was... you guys just might send me off to play in the Special Talk Zone with all the other helmet-wearing Clarks...




I didn't know what it was either.  I thought it had something to do with National Rifle something or other.  Something Luke Scott would definatley be a member of.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros biggest jump in average salary in the majors for
« on: December 21, 2006, 05:47:26 pm »
Uncle Drayton is such a cheap skate.

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Talk Zone / Re: Bagwell #16
« on: December 21, 2006, 05:38:54 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I'm relieved that you world was not instead shattered by Martina Navritalova's (sp) retirement.





That's Mr. Navritalova to you.  NTTAWWT.




Does she have too many Y chromosomes?




Doubt it.  It was just a weak joke about her sexual orientation.  Very weak.




I know, and my reply was a weak joke referring to this The Link

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Talk Zone / Re: Bagwell #16
« on: December 21, 2006, 04:50:43 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

I'm relieved that you world was not instead shattered by Martina Navritalova's (sp) retirement.





That's Mr. Navritalova to you.  NTTAWWT.





Does she have too many Y chromosomes?

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Talk Zone / Re: Red Sox sign Matsuzaka?
« on: December 13, 2006, 06:07:58 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Daisuke Matsuzaka has reached a deal with the Boston Red Sox for six years, $52 million, a source close to the negotiations has told SI.com. The deal contains escalator clauses that could bring it up to $60 million.



 The link.

If true, that's quite a bit less than I expected Satan to be able to shake from Boston's pockets.





Didn't the Red Sox pay $50 million just to talk to Matsuzaka ?  So its more like $102 million over 6 years.  Where did the other $50 million go? Matsuzaka's Japanese team?

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Talk Zone / Re: Luke Scott
« on: December 10, 2006, 01:19:46 pm »
Remind me not to ask for his autograph. I don't want to get blown away when I try to pull out my pen.

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Talk Zone / Re: Direction of the team...
« on: December 10, 2006, 02:59:48 am »
Quote:

I say work with what we got...take our chances in '06...and ultimately look to '07 as the year we go for it all again.




Did I miss something?  Didn't mlb already play the '06 season?

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Talk Zone / Re: Peavy, Garland, or Other
« on: December 09, 2006, 12:11:00 am »
Quote:

Anyone have some imput about #2 pitcher
and matching up well with trading partner?





I'll trade my partner for a good #2 pitcher.

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Talk Zone / Re: Dinner in Austin (non-bb)
« on: December 05, 2006, 06:57:14 pm »
Quote:

I useta like the Ironworks barbecue, but haven't been there in 30 years.  It's still open, though.  Any good?




I ate there this past Friday after visiting the Austin Auto Show.  It was good.  The building looks like it could fall down at any moment.

I'm pretty loyal to the Salt Lick though.  It was one of the first BBQ joints I ate at when I came to UT.  I was pledging a frat and the frat took all of the pledges to the Salt Lick for dinner and they brought a keg.  I still don't remember much about that night but I do remember that the food was pretty damn good.  I was wearing a good bit of it still the next morning.

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Talk Zone / Re: Dinner in Austin (non-bb)
« on: December 05, 2006, 04:31:26 pm »
Quote:

I thought a lot of Hays county was dry.  I thought the city of San Marcos was excluded.




You are correct.  Hays county is dry and San Marcos is excluded.

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Talk Zone / Re: Dinner in Austin (non-bb)
« on: December 05, 2006, 04:22:33 pm »
Quote:

Hays County ain't dry--Salt Lick doesn't have a license.  The 360 location imports bbq from Driftwood, but serves other stuff consistent with its customer base of Westlake area moms.




My bad, I thought I read somewhere that that area of the county was dry.  There is also a Salt Lick, Matt's El Rancho, and Amy's Ice Cream in the Airport.  I always time my outgoing flights to leave around lunch time so I can get some BBQ, Shiner, and some ice cream before I leave.

Edit: According to the The Salt Lick Web Page the county is in fact dry.  I knew I read that somewhere.
Quote:

...bring your own alcoholic beverages, because Hays County is dry



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Talk Zone / Re: Dinner in Austin (non-bb)
« on: December 05, 2006, 02:03:04 am »
I thought of a couple more eateries worth mentioning.
1) The Boiling Pot on 6th serves up cajun style seafood.  They poor the food out onto butcher paper on the table and you eat the spicy seafood mixed with potatos and corn with your hands.
2) Hut's on 6th makes some of the best Hamburgers in town.
3) Amy's Ice Cream on 6th is pretty much an Austin landmark.  Try the Mexican Vanilla.

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Talk Zone / Re: Dinner in Austin (non-bb)
« on: December 05, 2006, 01:39:09 am »
1)If your up for a little drive, the Salt Lick located south of Austin in Driftwood, has the best damned BBQ anywhere (in my opinion).  But make sure to bring your own beer since the county is dry.  Also, bring cash, they don't take credit cards.
2)Another uniquely Austin eatery to check out is Hudson's on the Bend.  The restaraunt is a little pricey but the food is out of this world.  The menu features dishes including venison, boar, and quail.
3)If your into seafood (yes you can get good seafood in Austin) check out Eddie V's Edgewater Grill.
4)If you want a really casual dining experience, try Katz's Deli on 6th street.  This is an authentic New York Delicatessen.
5)For tex mex, nothing beats Matt's El Rancho.  Although I am a big fan of the Chicken Mole Enchiladas at Guero's Taco Bar.

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Talk Zone / Re: Me likey
« on: November 28, 2006, 01:24:18 am »
Quote:

Why aren't we moving Lee to 2B or C?  




Or Short! I hear thats the new it position to stick your power guy.

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Talk Zone / Re: Soriano, A Cub. Fuck.
« on: November 20, 2006, 06:43:35 pm »
Quote:

They have one starting pitcher signed.  ONE.  Oswalt.




Wait a minute. What about Eny Cabreja I mean Wandy Rodriguez?

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Talk Zone / Re: Geez
« on: November 19, 2006, 01:14:41 am »
Quote:

You really need to stop using youtube.  I think you've misunderstood  what it's for.




Or this.

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Talk Zone / Re: What Brings You Here?
« on: November 13, 2006, 11:37:43 pm »
I wasted away a year posting on astros.com.  Then about a year and a half ago, I stumbled across this site.  When I got into my first pissing match with pravata and Jim and got the obligatory WFW, I was hooked.

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Talk Zone / Re: Trout Fishing In Texas (Void Related)
« on: November 01, 2006, 04:37:21 pm »
Quote:

Dude, did you read the thread?

That is already an option, obviously, but we'd really LIKE to find someplace within driving range from HOUSTON.

If that falls thru, duh, I'll fly to ELP and drive like we did last week.





I think what I'm trying to say is that you need to make the ELP to Ruidoso trip.  I'm low on Pepe's tamales.  Can you bring me back some after your done fishing?  Thanks.

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Talk Zone / Re: Trout Fishing In Texas (Void Related)
« on: November 01, 2006, 04:30:37 pm »
Quote:

Let's see.  If I take Friday off...I can be in Ruidoso some time around midnight.  If I fish Saturday and leave Sunday at sun-up, I can make it back to Houston in time for work Monday.

Wow.  

32 hours of driving for 8 hours of fishing!  Genius.





Southwest Airlines to El Paso (I think you know where that is).  Rent a car (or steal one like the locals do).  Drive to Ruidoso, fish, drive back to El Paso.  Ditch the car in the river.  Fly home.

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Talk Zone / Re: Molony on Clemens/Pettitte
« on: November 01, 2006, 04:27:46 pm »
Quote:

link

If you're right, that's really good news. Hirsh and Albers to round out the rotation?





Clemens quote:
"I have a lot of wishes for Andy. I want him to play here at home, because he's great and he can help this club win."

This does sound good for the good guys.  If Andy and Roger play, sounds like they will stay in Mud and Blood.  I'm not too terribly worried that the Astros won't get at least one of these guys back (Pettitte).  Clemens just needs the requisite ego stroke and stroke and stroke before he makes his grand entrance to save the day.

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Talk Zone / Re: Ok, Let's Talk About A-Rod
« on: October 10, 2006, 03:22:41 pm »
Quote:

my source is inside baseball, wiseass, and he negotiates trades for his team. believe what you want.




When can trade discussions commence?  After the World Series?

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Talk Zone / Re: Police Escort
« on: October 04, 2006, 03:36:51 pm »
Quote:

So my suggestion to just throw him out the helicopter door was rejected?

("I kid! I kid!")





Can't they just land in the outfield?

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Talk Zone / Re: Hickey fired...
« on: October 04, 2006, 03:34:03 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Well, he couldn't fix Lidge. If he just listened to local radio, he would have figured out what was wrong, but he was too stubborn or ignorant or both. He deserves to be fired.



I was trying to think of any problems with pitching, and the only one of any note I could think of was Lidge.  Maybe Wandy's continued suckitude, but that's only notable because Rocket didn't come on board until June and Backe was gone from week one.  Other than that, the pitching was as good as could be expected from the kids, and as good or better than expected from the vets.





The bullpen was very inconsistent the first half of the season and then Lidge continued to struggle when everyone else seemed to find their groove.  And the rookie starters were not dependable.  Is this the pitching coach's fault?  Somebody has to be the scapegoat.

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Talk Zone / Re: Pence
« on: October 02, 2006, 04:51:32 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

His name came up on another thread which has me thinking how close is he to being ready?  I had assumed him to be a possible mid-2007 call up.




Hunter or Howard? Howard is the Astors sooper #1 prospect who should be promoted when everyone else is FIRED tho nobody knows who he is.





Do you mean Eny Cabreja?

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Talk Zone / Re: Alright, Let the Games Begin
« on: October 02, 2006, 04:47:15 pm »
Twins over A's
Yankees over Tigers
Cardinals over Padres
Mets over Dodgers

Twins over Yankees
Mets over Cardinals

Twins over Mets in 6

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Talk Zone / Re: thank you, Astros!
« on: October 02, 2006, 02:19:06 am »
Oh what might have been.  But I can't complain, the ride was wild and thrilling till the end.  But please oh please, don't pull this shit again next year.  3 years in a row has added more gray hairs to my head than I care to count. Counting the days till April 2, 2007.

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Talk Zone / Re: Mike Lamb's defense
« on: September 29, 2006, 05:35:18 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

But of course when the Astros are playing a Lefty, ahem tonight, all bets are off.  The hat is shaken and names are drawn.



With 2.5 hours to game-time, and 1.5 hours until the line-ups are posted, I'll give it a go in case Gar is reading, looking for inspiration:

CF  Taveras
3B  Ensberg
1B  Berkman
LF  Scott
RF  Lane
2B  Biggio
SS  Everett
C   Ausmus
P   Clemens





I'd say your are probably correct sir.  One more chance for MoBerg and Lane to find glory and erase their miserable year.  Or....

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Talk Zone / Re: ESPN Page 2: Everyone Root Against the Cards!
« on: September 29, 2006, 05:33:00 pm »
Quote:

Eight reasons why everyone should root against the Cards.




Glorious.  Brought a tear to my eye (cause I was laughing too hard).

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Talk Zone / Re: Mike Lamb's defense
« on: September 29, 2006, 05:23:33 pm »
Quote:

aint broke, don?t fix it, is the logic for their positions.   got it.




But of course when the Astros are playing a Lefty, ahem tonight, all bets are off.  The hat is shaken and names are drawn.

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Talk Zone / Kiss of death from Kruk
« on: September 29, 2006, 03:58:57 pm »
Did anyone else watch BBTN last night?  Kruk listed the Astros as the strongest team in the NL.  He did not flat out say he picked them to make the playoffs, however, I fear positive recognition from the national media regarding the Astros especially from ESPN.  We are the underdogs dammit, we still have no shot at making the playoffs.

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Talk Zone / Re: Mike Lamb's defense
« on: September 29, 2006, 03:52:26 pm »
Quote:

on Berkman's leg.   Has it gotten worse as the season has progressed?   He played RF earlier in the season.  Also, he seems to be running the bases fine.   He has been utilizing his speed game as of late.   Is Gar just worried that Berkman will get hurt out in RF?

Berkman is a lot better in RF than is Huff.   Huff is much better at 3rd than Lamb.  And Lamb has held his own at 1st this year.





Dammit man, the good guys are on a 9 game winning streak.  Don't mess with the chemistry.

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Talk Zone / Re: GO BREWERS!!! Woo-Hoo!!!
« on: September 28, 2006, 10:24:41 pm »
I was watching mlb gameday and I saw Tony Gwynn Jr batting for the Brew Crew.  How about that, the sons of 2 baseball greats playing for the Brewers (Gwynn and Fielder).

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Talk Zone / Re: Today's lineup
« on: September 28, 2006, 05:04:16 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

Yeah, but it's cold there (56 degrees right now).  I always hated playing in the cold and wet but that probably explains why I'm a desk jockey now.

4pm EST start?





Yep, the crawler on Fox Southwest says the game will start at 3 p.m. Central.





We are underway.

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Talk Zone / Re: Brewers are pumped
« on: September 28, 2006, 04:59:59 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

the Astros or whoever is chasing them (the Cardinals)."




thats one way to look at it i suppose.

just to explain, a quick glance at that quote makes it seem like the cards are the ones doing the chasing.  

i wonder if they feel like that they way this past week has gone.




The other way to look at it is the ghost of the '64 Phillies.

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Talk Zone / Re: One play can turn the fortunes of any team
« on: September 28, 2006, 03:53:22 pm »
Quote:

It wasn't fun times for me last night as I was thinking this very same thing around about the 7th inning.

MoBerg on 2nd base and Lambo hits an absolute rocket on a line drive to CF.  Duffy makes a phenominal play on the ball.  Ensberg is tagging up and is actually thinking about trying to score from 2b on a sac fly (heady play by moberg)
if it comes to that.

Duffy makes the catch, gets up and gets the ball in as quickly as possible under the scenario.  I scream and cuss and want to cry.  I turn to the cat and inform him that that, right there, could have been the difference between winning and losing the pennant.  





I was stuck in class last night but I had my laptop with me  and had mlb game day running.  I was spared the drama since  the text description was something like: ball in play, outs recorded, Lamb out on flyball to center fielder Duffy, Ensberg tags and moves to third.  It wasn't until later that I saw what might have been the play.  I think I might have to watch more of these do or die games on gameday as it completely sterilizes the drama.  I can't take to much more of this.

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Talk Zone / Re: There are no words...
« on: September 27, 2006, 06:33:51 pm »
Quote:

Good lord, man, have some standards.

The only thing worse would have been "Ooh, ooh, I get first dibs at Paris Hilton."





I've been married for too damned long so movie sluts look awfully appealing.  Plus she's a red head.

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Talk Zone / Re: There are no words...
« on: September 27, 2006, 06:25:34 pm »
Quote:

I sense a new hit TV show: "****ing With the Stars."




Oooh Oooh, sign me up. I get first dibs at Lindsay Lohan.  Well maybe like 1000th dibs.

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Talk Zone / Re: I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
« on: September 27, 2006, 01:31:16 am »
Quote:

By Friday, I'll need more smack!




You got it all wrong.  We are all hallucinating.  There is no way the Stros are only 1 1/2 games behind the Cards.  Now pass me the pipe.

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Talk Zone / Re: Good question and answer
« on: September 26, 2006, 03:45:43 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

JD joked that he was playing Connect the Dots.




Mad-libs are always fun to break the tension in the dugout.





I thought Sudoku puzzles were the new rage.  I guess they haven't caught on in baseball dugouts yet.

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Talk Zone / Re: You are an idiot and should have your balls cut off
« on: September 26, 2006, 12:31:35 pm »
Quote:

doesnt this deserve its own thread.. Happy birthday Jim R. you are the voice of sanity and knowledge




And the voice of WFW when it needs to be said.

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Talk Zone / Re: when do we expect a verdict on luke scott?
« on: September 21, 2006, 03:04:10 pm »
Quote:

Arrange a trade with the Yanks for A-Rod.  After that article that broke in SI he's going to want out.  Get Lee and we'll be in business.  /pipe dream




With that offense, Roger might beg to come back for $22 million of course.

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Talk Zone / Re: 2007 Pitching
« on: September 21, 2006, 03:00:43 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

...but he's probably not all that close to the 6 full years required for free agency.




Spot on. It's 4 years and 47 days, going by the Astros' Media Guide.




MLB contracts and service time.  Not sure how up to date this is:
The Link

Edit: the disclaimer at the top says service time through the 2005 season

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Talk Zone / Re: A night at the ol' ball yard
« on: September 19, 2006, 11:47:29 am »
I'm taking my 7 year old to his first big league game on Saturday vs the Cardinals.  I'm hoping for a relaxed enjoyable game as well.  I told him its his night so if he wants to go exploring the park, I'm more than willing to miss large chunks of the game so that he can experience a big league ballpark. Bonus: It should be Roy's turn to pitch and it's Roger Clemens bobble head doll night.

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Talk Zone / Re: ESPN.com Hometown Bum
« on: September 14, 2006, 03:05:30 pm »
David "Stormy" Weathers! or Mike Gallo!

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Talk Zone / Re: A look at the final 29 games
« on: September 01, 2006, 11:33:26 am »
Quote:

ok someone explain to me again why wandy is pitching tonight




Because there is a baseball game tonight.  Probably not the answer you are looking for.

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Talk Zone / Re: A look at the final 29 games
« on: September 01, 2006, 11:31:45 am »
Quote:

Quote:

Game 1 against Whiner II.  We haven't seen that puke in a while.  I think that's the game to steal.



I'm not sure the Astros have scored enough runs in total in previous starts against Glavine to offset what the GDM's offense is going to do to Wandy tonight.

Conversely, if Hirsh can hold his end up, I think they can take Mai...fuck.  OK, tonight it is.





If the Astros pull Wandy after 3 innings then they probably have a shot.  He seems to fall apart right around the 4th inning. Probably due to the fact that his stuff works the first time thru the order but not the second.

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Talk Zone / Re: Backe to undergo Tommy John surgery
« on: August 31, 2006, 08:27:19 pm »
It's probably for the best.  If he tried to rest and come back next year and then go through the elbow injury all over again, he would be out till the 2009 season.  This way he will be back in 2008.  Hope he comes back strong in 2008.

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Talk Zone / Re: A look at the final 29 games
« on: August 31, 2006, 05:43:46 pm »
According to Footer The Link (See Weekend Rotation) it looks like the Astros might go with a 4 man rotation alternating between Wandy and Hirsh as the 4th man.  Not sure if they plan to keep this up until the end of the season or if this is just the plan to do battle with the Stem.

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Talk Zone / Re: TSN: New stats make defenders like Everett stars
« on: August 30, 2006, 03:44:57 pm »
Quote:

Quote:

The Link




"Perhaps Astros fans should pipe down about the club's inability to push through a proposed trade that would have sent Everett and Roy Oswalt to the Orioles for the big bat of Miguel Tejada at the nonwaiver trading deadline."

Totally.  There were just SOOOOO many Astros fans that were pissed about not getting rid of Roy Oswalt.  

Ones of them.





JDJO?????

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Talk Zone / Re: Astacio?
« on: August 30, 2006, 02:22:22 am »
Quote:

Just got back from Round Rock, and Zeke was sitting up behind us in the stands in street clothes.  I think he started last Friday, which would make tomorrow his next scheduled start, so it struck me as pretty odd that he wasn't in the dugout.  Is this a harbinger of some sort of trade?




It is fairly common for the next days starter to sit in the stands behind home plate and chart the game including recording the speed of the pitches.  Someone more knowledgeable than I can explain why this is done.

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Talk Zone / Re: Has anybody heard of big news coming?
« on: August 30, 2006, 01:37:49 am »
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They will drive you to fatally stabbing a loyal subordinate in the leg, and then avoid a bullet in the brain by showing you their tits.




That poor cocksucker.  But now I know that blood oozes out of a dead body.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros to hold Press Conference after tonight's game (nm
« on: August 30, 2006, 01:33:57 am »
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Maybe somebody can give him a recommendation for a job in NY.




Wagner????? Beltran?????

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Talk Zone / Re: Houston Buffs
« on: August 29, 2006, 06:29:31 pm »
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Damn!  I was really hoping that this thread would be about Yvette.




Or Alyson! I'm betting BudGirl was hoping it was about Ausmus.




Alyson isn't as profound as Yvette.  But she is a redhead, and there's a lot to be said for that.  A lot.




My first girlfriend was a redhead. My wife is a redhead. I'm a little biased toward redheads.  Just makes reading Alyson's articles all the more fun!

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Talk Zone / Re: Houston Buffs
« on: August 29, 2006, 05:46:06 pm »
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Damn!  I was really hoping that this thread would be about Yvette.




Or Alyson! I'm betting BudGirl was hoping it was about Ausmus.

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Talk Zone / Re: Has anybody heard of big news coming?
« on: August 29, 2006, 03:54:05 pm »
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try this The Link




Ha, I love Footer's direct statement to the media. Priceless.

"A note to national reporters, broadcasters and world wide leaders: It's Tav-ER-as. That's Tav-AIR-as, not Tav-ARE-ez. The reliever for the Red Sox is Tavarez. The Astro with the 30-game hitting streak is Taveras. Thanks."

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Talk Zone / Re: "The Roger Clemens Sweepstakes"
« on: August 27, 2006, 02:23:04 am »
Did Clemens clear waivers?

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Talk Zone / Re: New Braunfels & Surrounding Area
« on: August 25, 2006, 03:44:25 pm »
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I think the town of Greune in general is a bit of a sham-- more or less just an invented town to get tourists to go shopping at antique stores and stuff.




Which is eggszactly the point of Greune.  It's not a town, it's a part of New Braunsfels (sp?) that is built for tourism.  There is no *town* in Texas named Greune.

My sister wants to move there when she retires and she was heartbroken when I told her there was no Greune, Texas.  She kept insisting there was... I kept telling her she was going to move into New Braunfels or the surrounding hill country area (very beautiful near the ranch resorts and tennis clubs), but not to Greune.  That was merely a tourist invention of shoppes and food places and nothing more.

It's like saying your moving to The Galleria!





Your are correct sir. Gruene is not a town anymore.  It is a historical district in New Braunfels.

The Link

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Talk Zone / Re: Where are our meteorologists?
« on: August 25, 2006, 03:37:29 pm »
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The Link

Hit FWD on the right side of the screen...


How accurate is that link?  That's gonna fuck with my trip.





If I was in New Orleans, I think I'd get the hell out now.  But I do hope it brings some rain to Central Texas.

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Talk Zone / Re: New Braunfels & Surrounding Area
« on: August 24, 2006, 03:15:58 pm »
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Wifey and I are spending a weekend there 9/1-9/4. 5th Wedding Anniversary

Any recommendations on some upper end restaurants while we're there? IS the Gristmill any good?

I'd prefer to stay out of Austin (game weekend) but recommendations in SA would be fine.

Help?





The Gristmill is damn good but it is not upper end.  More of a laid back casual environment with mostly outdoor seating.  Keep in mind it is freaking hot here, not humid like Houston, but still hot hot hot.  Basically any type of dress goes, i.e. shorts, jeans, slacks (if you must).  If you like steak, they serve a Texas T-Bone that is awesome.

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Talk Zone / Re: Dagnabbit!
« on: August 21, 2006, 11:13:17 pm »
Let me rephrase your subject. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!!

It must have been the Lidge effect that has been discussed ad nauseam.  At least I can go to bed early tonight.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge
« on: August 20, 2006, 11:09:53 pm »
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It's all Gallo's fault.


I second that.

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Talk Zone / Re: God help me for what I'm about to write
« on: August 18, 2006, 06:38:46 pm »
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I don't see Pettitte or Clemens coming back.  I could be, and problably am, wrong.  Now back to my real job.




Clemens I'm inclined to agree with, but are they that down on Pettitte?  not even a 1 or 2 year contract with an option maybe thrown in there?





It's kinda weird.  There has been no mention of a contract extension with Pettitte.  I've heard rumors (can't remember which media outlet) that he might hang it up after this year.  I'd guess he still has another 2 or 3 good years left.

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Talk Zone / Re: God help me for what I'm about to write
« on: August 18, 2006, 05:22:54 pm »
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Can't Errormiss opt out of his contract after this season?

Would anyone be interested in seeing him in an Astros uni?





Are you giving up on Ensberg?

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Talk Zone / Re: Obsession with "Winning Series"
« on: August 11, 2006, 03:36:14 pm »
It's all relative.  Winning each series means your winning more games than your losing and winning rougly 66% of your games.  It looks like that is what it's gonna take at a minimum from here on out to take the Wild Card.

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Talk Zone / Re: Speaking of ESPN...
« on: August 11, 2006, 12:52:41 pm »
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Speaking of Bruntlett--does he see the light of day again before the September callups?




No way.  See the NYCU for complications involving getting Hirsh on the team.





So who goes down. Borkowski? Nieve?

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Talk Zone / Welcome to the Wild Card party San Diego
« on: August 10, 2006, 04:30:23 pm »
Insane.  3 teams tied for the NL West lead and all 3 1 game behind the Reds who are currently losing.  And the Astros are soon to be only 3 back (with the impending Reds loss) and after tonight .....?  These last 2 months are gonna be fun.

The Link

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Talk Zone / Re: Tonight's matchup, if you were inclined to bet...
« on: August 10, 2006, 03:09:29 pm »
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Gorzelanny is a young lefty on a tear, and guys like that don?t come along every day.




Hmm, young lefty.  Wonder if we'll see PW and Burke tonight or if the Astros will stick with the hot bats of Luuuuke and Huff?

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Talk Zone / Re: Morgan Ensberg,
« on: August 09, 2006, 03:37:20 pm »
But whats with the bouncing up and down on his foot and wagging his bat back and forth.  Is this a timing thing or is he psyching himself up to swing for the fences, or is it greenies?  I don't recall him being this active in the batter's box.

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Talk Zone / Re: "A small section..."
« on: August 08, 2006, 05:17:26 pm »
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So...like...what are you saying man?




Here's the deal, JDJO knows the real answer.

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Talk Zone / Re: What I want to know is...
« on: August 08, 2006, 05:10:14 pm »
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Do they actually hire trained artists to do this stuff or do they just have 5-6 different heads, along with different hair colors that they throw on these pre-made figurines?

This one - The Link is brutal.  

There's a better likeness to Brad...come to think of it, Ausmus or Lidge.  What about Hickey?  I think I could do a better job than these guys.  Laughable on one hand...fairly ridiculous on the other.





If the trade rumors didn't piss Roy O off, that little figurine should.

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Talk Zone / Re: Matt Albers sent down
« on: August 05, 2006, 03:05:49 am »
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We don't need a 5th starter until next Saturday so I assume Nieve will work out of the pen until then.




I didn't realize the Astros had an off day coming up on Monday.  I wonder if we will finally see Hirsh next Saturday or if Nieve will get the start.

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Talk Zone / Re: Matt Albers sent down
« on: August 05, 2006, 02:58:41 am »
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Albers sent down, Nieve back up according to FSW.




Just heard the same thing.  I guess the Nieve as RP/closer experiment is over.

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Talk Zone / Re: ESPN reporting Andruw Jones claimed on waivers?
« on: August 04, 2006, 03:53:13 pm »
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Didn't see this anywhere else on OWA, but Buster Olney is saying the Braves are deciding whether to keep him since he becomes a 5/10 (or is it 10/5?) guy on 8/15.  Could they be negotiating for a huge haul - they wanted Lester, Crisp and at least one other prospect from Boston - before he gets the upper hand?




I bet the Astos would give them Oswalt for Andruw.

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Talk Zone / Re: Roy Oswalt will make his first start since....
« on: August 04, 2006, 03:49:49 pm »
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Ask him to point *specifically* where McLane and Purpura said they offered Roy Oswalt in a deal for Tejada.  He won't do it.




I'm guessing it was a conversation with McLane and Purpura that he had in his head.  It just seems so real that it must be real.

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Talk Zone / Re: Roy Oswalt will make his first start since....
« on: August 04, 2006, 03:39:01 pm »
I wrote to JDJO this morning about the "trade offer" vs the "trade talk".  Here is my question:

Quote:

I have read your articles as well as other columns in Baltimore, New York, and elsewhere and the thing that I am most confused about with all of this trade mess dealing with Oswalt is whether Oswalt was indeed offered or whether his name was only mentioned in trade talks.  You seem to think that he was indeed offered to the Orioles while the Astros insist that he was never offered and that it was the Orioles who initiated the "We want Roy for Tejada" trade talk.  According to the Astros, once Roy's name came up, the trade discussions effectively ceased.  So what is the true story?  Was he offered or not?




And here is JDJO's reply
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Here's the deal. I don't believe that the Astros were calling teams about Oswalt, but Drayton McLane and Tim Purpura admitted that he was offered in a package for Tejada.
 
I've written as much.

Take care,
Jesus





So apparently he is convinced Oswalt was offered.  Now I'm convinced.......BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Talk Zone / Re: *THAT*, my friends, is the Houston Astros I love to watc
« on: August 02, 2006, 04:34:18 pm »
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I wanted to nickname Luke Scott "the third wheel" after reading about him living with wily t and his brand new wife  Never caught on though...




Or we could call him Dupree.

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Talk Zone / Re: NEXT ISSUE
« on: August 01, 2006, 04:05:27 pm »
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The bottle of Boone's was my friend Matt's.  Not mine.  *I* was drinking bourbon. I was drinking scotch. I was drinkin' beer.




Stop Stop my head is spinning.....blahhhhh!

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Talk Zone / Re: NEXT ISSUE
« on: August 01, 2006, 03:56:42 pm »
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As it is, someone stands to lose.  Maybe Lidge should be sent down to work on his mechanics (does he still have options?).




Yes.





Maybe they should send Roy O down until he learns to shut his mouth.  Does he have any options left?

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Talk Zone / Re: And so it begins...
« on: July 31, 2006, 05:57:35 pm »
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Do we have to let Palmerio back on the team?    The circumstances are awful, but I'd rather have Scott on the team right now than Orlando.




I don't see how Scott could get dropped from the team, much less the everyday lineup...at least for the time being.




But someone has to go when Ensberg and Palmerio come back.




The Astros are going to have to make 2 moves when Ensberg and Palmerio come back since neither is on the 25 man.

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Talk Zone / Re: And so it begins...
« on: July 31, 2006, 05:51:04 pm »
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Do we have to let Palmerio back on the team?    The circumstances are awful, but I'd rather have Scott on the team right now than Orlando.




I don't see how Scott could get dropped from the team, much less the everyday lineup...at least for the time being.





But someone has to go when Ensberg and Palmerio come back.

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Talk Zone / Re: And so it begins...
« on: July 31, 2006, 05:29:08 pm »
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-Only 6 games back of the freaking Reds (now with extra-strength Rheal Cormier)!

-Three starters who would be #1 on any other contenders (only Carpenter, Pedro, and maybe Brandon Webb and Peavy can argue)

-Luke Scott mashing, with Jason Lane safely away in AAA

-Berkman, Lamb, Huff, with Ensberg ready to come back and reclaim his job

-The best defensive SS and Catcher in the NL





Who leaves when Ensberg comes back? Scott?




I've been wondering about that as well.  Lane will go down for Ensberg, but then someone else must be taken off the 25 to accomodate Palmeiro at the end of the week.  Scott's been hot, hate to see him go.  What has Bruntlett done lately?




The CC is a super utility player so I'm guessing he stays.  Who still has options? Willy T, Burke (he ain't going anywhere), CC, Munson (he ain't going anywhere either)?

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Talk Zone / Re: And so it begins...
« on: July 31, 2006, 05:21:28 pm »
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-Only 6 games back of the freaking Reds (now with extra-strength Rheal Cormier)!

-Three starters who would be #1 on any other contenders (only Carpenter, Pedro, and maybe Brandon Webb and Peavy can argue)

-Luke Scott mashing, with Jason Lane safely away in AAA

-Berkman, Lamb, Huff, with Ensberg ready to come back and reclaim his job

-The best defensive SS and Catcher in the NL





Who leaves when Ensberg comes back? Scott?

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Talk Zone / Re: GZ
« on: July 30, 2006, 01:51:56 am »
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Has its use dropped off due to on-field performance? Just curious, because I remember its  heyday  well.





The GameZone is there for your use and enjoyment.  It is what you make of it.




Oh, I know. Just haven't been home much during games this season, and I was surprise to see the tumbleweeds in there when I went looking earlier today.




I'm guessing it has a lot to do with the fact that you can now stream the audio, and if your not in the Astros area, the  video, of every game over the internet.  For a small fee of course.

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Talk Zone / Re: The Force
« on: July 29, 2006, 03:01:06 am »
That was fast.  Who the hell updates this thing?

The Link

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Talk Zone / Re: The Force
« on: July 29, 2006, 02:23:39 am »
Didn't Luke skip AAA at the beginning of the season last year and jump straight from AA to the majors?  Isn't it easier for a pitcher to jump from AA to the majors than it is for a position player mainly because of the need to develop and adjust to hitting at each level? I think a year, more or less, in AAA has taught young Luke how to be a big league hitter.  I'm a closet Luke fan, yes I'm coming out of the closet.  I'm hoping he sticks around with the big league club this time.  But who goes back to RR when Ensberg comes back? Maybe Taveras?

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Worthless is right.  Soriano in CF?  You have got to be shitting me, Pyle!




Yeah but consider this... Playing Soriano in CF frees up Burke for shortstop...

Bet you didn't consider that angle....




The stros could move Biggio back to LF, Soriano in CF, and Burke in RF and we'd have an entire outfield full of 2nd basemen.  That would be fun.

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Talk Zone / Re: What I would do (as if anyone cares)
« on: July 26, 2006, 12:09:12 pm »
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I still maintain that getting Bagwell to throw left handed is the solution.




Yes, but could Baggy get his right arm up high enough to catch some of the wayward throws that happen from time to time.

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Talk Zone / Re: Dumbest Tejada-to-Astros Trade Suggestion of the Day?
« on: July 25, 2006, 12:24:48 am »
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But not for anyone THAT is AVAILABLE. (see I can't even type clearly, the thought repulses me so)

Pence I would have a hard time with, but could swallow alot easier than Hirsh... but that is just me, I guess.





PLease don't swallow Hirsh, even if he is available.





Hah, I was going to say something similar.  But he did say he could swallow Pence easier, but neither paints a very pretty picture NTTAWWT.

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Talk Zone / Re: did anyone notice
« on: July 25, 2006, 12:18:24 am »
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scubbies beat the stem
may the astros vicorty send the other new york team down a slippery slidey slop





I'd like to see another team besides the Braves win the east.  Although I'm not a big fan of the Stem.  Maybe the Nats can win out their remaining games.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros shopping Preston?
« on: July 25, 2006, 12:11:47 am »
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Chicks dig the sac fly.




Maybe you should change your screen name to Sac Fly.

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Talk Zone / Re: Going after Tejada
« on: July 19, 2006, 02:16:59 pm »
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i, for one, would not want a rental, no matter who it is. i am far from convinced that this team is one player away from the WS.




It's more like an entire bullpen away from going to the WS.

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Talk Zone / Re: WTF Happened?
« on: July 17, 2006, 07:13:03 pm »
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What is it batting since May 1?  I'm guessing over .300




Basically, he's been giving up an All-Star performance since May 1:
Split          Avg   OBP   Slg
------------------------------
Before May 1  .239  .298  .363
After May 1   .304  .394  .506





Maybe he has turned back into Eny Cabreja.

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I like your lineup but I think I'd replace Burke with Wilson and go with:
Bidge 2nd
Lamb 1st
Berkman RF
Huff 3rd
Wilson CF
Scott LF
Ausmus C
Everett SS

Wilson provides potentially more power at the plate and a stronger arm in center.  I'm not sure who would provide better defense given that Burke is more than adequate defensively in CF. But Preston is certainly no stranger to CF. Who is faster?

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Talk Zone / Re: Two Perfect Saves, Two Days in a Row
« on: June 15, 2006, 06:44:56 pm »
It's the Clemens effect. The whole team is feeling it.

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Talk Zone / Re: Holy crap
« on: May 16, 2006, 03:28:29 pm »
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Demand Yvette Caceras, at the least.





Or a midget. Ahem, I mean a little person.

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Talk Zone / Re: PENCE
« on: May 12, 2006, 04:27:09 pm »
Ha, his girlfried hates the Astros.  That relationship is going to last a long time.

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Talk Zone / Re: Separated at birth
« on: May 03, 2006, 03:41:29 pm »
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I was thinking  M Night Shymalan...




Would that make Fernando the Sixth Sense?

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Talk Zone / Re: The penis is mightier than the sword
« on: May 03, 2006, 01:02:47 pm »
RHP - Kevin Dan Brown

This fireball pitcher was once known as an Astros killer.  Now he is on a quest to decipher The Da Vinci Code.

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Talk Zone / Re: Lidge
« on: May 01, 2006, 05:08:40 pm »
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and, he was much better yesterday.




The slider Phillips took for ball 4 was a pretty good pitch.  My thoughts were he (Phillips) was guessing slider.

Howevah......  the one Valentin struck out on was verrrry similar to the one Pooholes deposited onto Kingwood Dr.




Yes it was, but the one the pitch before was a good one.   Valentin fouled that one off.   And I was shocked phillips didn't go for the 3-2 slider.   It had good break and decent location.   It's not like he's faced Brad before.




Phillips looked like he knew what was coming.  If it wasn't a fastball he wasn't swinging.  It was a damned good pitch though and that is the pitch Lidge used to get 99% of batters to flail at.  That was very good bat discipline by Phillips.

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Talk Zone / Re: Huh?
« on: May 01, 2006, 04:39:35 pm »
(Non baseball)
On a similar note, was it leagal for the Texans to reach a deal with Mario Williams before the draft even started?

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Talk Zone / Re: Vote Now!
« on: April 28, 2006, 06:53:18 pm »
Isn't Garner the NL all star manager this year?  How many players can he pick and choose from after the voting is done. Can he only select pitchers?

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Talk Zone / Re: Monday should be interesting
« on: April 28, 2006, 06:43:23 pm »
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Getting two steps ahead, if the rotation became Roy, Andy, Roger, Wandy and Taylor, what do you think would happen when Backe comes back?




Thats a problem I would love to have.

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Talk Zone / Re: Monday should be interesting
« on: April 28, 2006, 05:07:01 pm »
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ok say he does come to the astros who do you sit down wandy or taylor.or neive...



Assuming they all hold to form, which is a big assumption IMO, I think Nieve is out of the rotation. I'm not sure if he'd move to the BP or AAA, though.





I'd guess BP and Zeke goes back to AAA.

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Talk Zone / Re: pitching question
« on: April 26, 2006, 05:11:26 pm »
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As a starter, you have a certain routine you follow.  Depending on your program (and the Astros have a program for pitchers), you will usually have a scheduled bullpen session a couple of days prior to your next scheduled start.  I'm sure the thought might of crossed Garner's mind that Buchholz would be his emergency guy.  But then again, we don't know if Taylor had pitched his bullpen session that night or the night before and is scheduled for long relief today (for instance).



Maybe the booth guys overlooked him because he's in the rotation.  Brownie and JD are usually pretty good at filling in such blanks.  Maybe that one slipped by them.

Brownie had to correct himself after stating that last night's game was the longest in EFUS/AFUS/MMPUS history.  He added the "regular season" qualifier later on.





I was stuck listening to Milo because the game was blacked out in Austin.  At one point, maybe around the 10th inning, Milo did mention that he thought Buchholz might be an option due to his skipped start and his next start won't be until Sunday. He only mentioned it once.

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Talk Zone / Re: We should trade Brad Lidge
« on: April 25, 2006, 07:07:31 pm »
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Lidge is obviously just throwing too many 12-6 sliders.




Last night he was throwing too many 57 feet 6 inch sliders.

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Talk Zone / Re: This is a completely stupid question
« on: April 24, 2006, 06:15:23 pm »
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OBP is a determination of how often you reach first, without the benefit of a fielding error or fielder's choice. Mihoba's explanation shows why sac fly was added.




Yeah, but why?  I mean besides "because them's the rules."  Why is them's the rules?  Either count them both or count neither.  As was mentioned earlier, they are both outs that advance a runner (unless you do it wrong, in which case it doesn't count).




I'm guessing the reasoning is that a SF is an attempt to reach base, but a sac bunt is not.




Tell that to Willie T.

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Talk Zone / Re: Beltran
« on: April 21, 2006, 01:23:55 pm »
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"Most ill-informed baseball opinions have their genesis in the postseason." -- Ray Ratto



Who remembers Jim Leyritz?  Class?  Anyone?





But the way he twirled the bat after every pitch was pretty cool.

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Talk Zone / Re: What could have been
« on: April 14, 2006, 04:05:37 pm »
(Sarcasm) It really sucks that we got stuck with this Preston Wilson bum. Come on, only 4 homeruns and stellar defense.  We could've gotten someone better this offseason. (Sarcasm)

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros Offseason Baffles Everyone
« on: April 12, 2006, 06:53:10 pm »
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Well I am new around here and it sure seems a friendly place!




Here we go again!!!!!

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part of the hammering for whining.




It's the classic hammer against whining.  That's why I think it deserves it's own step.

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Talk Zone / Re: The Rocket?
« on: April 12, 2006, 03:39:57 pm »
Quote:

what college is in finals in March?




I'm guessing he meant midterms.

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You forgot the step where Jim replies with WFW.

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Talk Zone / Re: The Rocket?
« on: April 12, 2006, 03:19:49 pm »
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Yeah, I tried out the Astros.com message board. But, I dont really like the set up of it all. So I looked up Astros Fan Page in google and found this fan page.



Welcome.

If I may suggest....if you're going to use that handle, maybe this would be a better avatar for ya.





What about this The Link

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Talk Zone / Re: Neat Idea
« on: April 12, 2006, 03:16:45 pm »
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What the hell, lets all donate some money and get the dome some new turf Anything to see the Astros play ONE MORE GAME in the Astrodome. GO STROS!





The Dome was a shithole when they played there before, and it's gotten worse.  No way in hell.




I agree, with the lack of a lease to a professional team, and no major events scheduled recently, the revenue stream for the needed maintenance just isn't going to come from softball games, but hey, maybe they can play an exhibition game against the rats.




Didn't the chronicle do a story last year on the possibility of the Astros playing in the dome if MMPUS was damaged by the hurricane?  I vaguely remember the argument being that it would cost too much to bring the dome back up to specs to play mlb there.

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Talk Zone / Re: Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« on: April 11, 2006, 06:24:20 pm »
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The Crimson Chin




This gets my vote.  Couldn't be more perfect especially when the Astros wear their Brick Red/Crimson unis.  So who is going to be Cleft The Boy Chin Wonder?  Yes, I watch way too much Nickelodeon with my kids.

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Talk Zone / Re: Anybody else hear...
« on: April 11, 2006, 05:58:49 pm »
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Morgan is a neurosurgeon in the ER after home games.




Either that or he slept in a Holiday Inn Express last night (is that the right hotel?).

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Talk Zone / Re: Not on in Austin?!?!?!
« on: April 11, 2006, 05:56:32 pm »
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That is only if KNWS is carrying the game, and then it's channel 23 now instead of 77.  All three games in San Francisco are on FSSW, so it's not channel 23's fault that they are carrying the Rangers.  They do not have the option to carry any FSSW.  The problem isn't with TWC either, it is strickly a problem with FSSW and the feed they will give each region.  If we're screwed in Austin with tonight's game, it is because they think we would rather watch hockey in Central Texas... or in most cases... the Spurs.

It happens.  Damn you, FSSW!





I sent a very terse but polite comment to TWC and that is basically what they said.  They get what FSSW sends them.  What irks me is when they show the Spurs on ESPN and FSN at the same time and drop the Astros.  I don't really give a rats ass about the Spurs and I sure as hell don't need 2 channels dedicated to the same game. Now of course if they showed the Astros on 2 channels (which sometimes happens when we play the Scrubs) I don't mind one damn bit.  I'm looking into satellite right now.  But I'm out of luck for tonight.

Damn it Drayton, why didn't you follow through with a dedicated Astros channel?  I would've bought it.

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Talk Zone / Re: Not on in Austin?!?!?!
« on: April 11, 2006, 04:38:15 pm »
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Dish Network has the game starting at 8:30, carried on FSN alternate channel #3.  

When I lived in Dallas, I expected Astros games to be pre-empted by Ranger games, even when FSN Guide info indicated it was an Astros game.  I'm in Austin and I expected it to be the other way around but the Rangers get far more coverage on FSN, with Houston getting bumped to "alternate channels".  Drayton better realize that FSN is screwing him over for the Rangers!  Seriously, who likes the Rangers?





In years past, this has not been the case.  I don't know what is going on this year.  They must have a new program director at TWC Austin that is a Rangers fan. Fuck the Rangers.  When they win a pennant or when they put their AAA team in this town, fine, show the Rangers.  Guess it's the new guys on the radio tonight for me. Hell, the game probably won't even be carried on 1300 am tonight. I'll have to buy the mlb audio package again. Fuck!!!!

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Talk Zone / Not on in Austin?!?!?!
« on: April 11, 2006, 03:33:19 pm »
It looks like the game is not on in Austin tonight on TWC?  Fucking Rangers are on channel 23.  FSN is showing Hockey and then regular programming.  Fuck TWC, who gives a shit about the Rangers. Any satellite TV customers in Austin?  Is the game on?  This may push me over the edge to move to satellite. I've kept TWC because they have been very good about showing the Astros games.  I think this is the 2nd game they've skipped already this year. Fuck!!!!!!

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Talk Zone / Re: MLB Territories Map/Blackout Rules
« on: April 05, 2006, 02:51:41 pm »
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This map shows which MLB teams claim each area.  It also shows overlaps.  Also,  here is some detail about blackout rules.  I figured somebody could use this information.




What about Alaska and Hawaii?  Just curious.

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Talk Zone / Re: Astros Home Television Territory
« on: April 03, 2006, 11:53:29 am »
You might also consider using a slingbox.  I don't have one but I'm guessing that someone on here in the Houston area has one and would kindly let you tune into their slingbox.  Of course you'd have to watch the game on the computer unless you have a media center computer that connects to your TV.  Just a suggestion.

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Talk Zone / Re: Couple of thoughts...
« on: March 28, 2006, 04:11:36 pm »
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... he's only 5'6''.




This gives me hope of fulfilling my dream as a mlb pitcher.  Although my fastball tops out only slightly higher than Bagwells.

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Talk Zone / Re: Bagwell Retirement Announcement????
« on: March 24, 2006, 07:43:53 pm »
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I don't know the details of the policy, but no insurance policy will pay if there's no loss.  If Jeff retires, the Astros have no loss so there's no payout.  If Jeff doesn't retire, but is deemed unable to play, the insurance reimburses the Astros for his salary.

The $17mm question is whether the policy is an all or nothing deal.  If anyone knows that, we'll have a much better idea of what could happen with Bags.





alright, well I understand if Bags says "hey, I can't play anymore, I RETIRE" then he is essentially walking away from $17M.

but, as I see it, he is trying to play, but it appears he is physically unable to perform...thus, the policy (or claim on the policy) kicks in.




He's walking away from $24 million.  Don't forget about the measly $7 million option in 2007.  I thought I read somewhere that the insurance would cover a portion of that as well.

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Talk Zone / Re: Totally OT
« on: March 01, 2006, 03:51:52 pm »
Go to wikipedia.org and type in NiMUD or if you prefer a link then click on The Link

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Talk Zone / Re: Bag's odds...........
« on: March 01, 2006, 03:09:49 pm »
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I'd love for Bagwell to be able to play this and next year (at a highly reduced salary). That way Bidge and Bags can retire on the same day. That would be such a huge party, I may have to fly to Houston.

I guess it's sorta wishful thinking, though.





Why do you care how much Bagwell is getting paid?  Why would he play for a highly reduced salary?

Edit: I re-read and realize you were talking about 2007.  Anyways, if he plays in '07, he's due about $17 million.




He has a $7 million buyout so he could potentially play for $7 million and some change.  Anyone know what the league minimum is?

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Talk Zone / Re: Bag's odds...........
« on: February 28, 2006, 10:49:08 am »
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[Check out the Astros Photo Gallery.  Why the f**k are the last 2 pictures (on page 2) of the White Sux at the White House included in the Astro's Photo Gallery?




Uh guys, last season is over. Way over. A new season has begun. One in which we all hope that the Astros finally win a World Series.

Can we please skip the "White Sux" references? You sound like a bunch of whiny Cub Fans.





WFW

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Talk Zone / Re: Clemens expected to pitch at Astros camp
« on: February 27, 2006, 05:33:34 pm »
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First pitch, Koby takes pops over the left field wall. Next time Koby steps in, pops buzzes him.

The Link





At least Roger didn't throw a bat at Koby.

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Talk Zone / Re: Bag's odds...........
« on: February 24, 2006, 05:50:27 pm »
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nonsense. he could not reach the Crawford boxes in BP. if he hits 25-30 HRs, the doctor will be featured in each issue of the AMJ for the rest of his life.




Bags has been lifting weights for the past 3 months.  I'm betting he is stronger than he has been in the past 3 years. The Crawford boxes should now be within his reach.

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Talk Zone / Re: Bag's odds...........
« on: February 24, 2006, 04:27:36 pm »
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I don't see how this kind of speculation furthers an understanding of the situation.




Of course it doesn't.  I don't think JCIII was looking for objective evidence from members of this board.

Most people have a gut feeling on the outcome of various situations.  I thought the Astros would lose in the World Series.  Then again, I also thought the Astros would lose in the NLCS.

Is this board the wrong place to discuss such gut feelings?




Of course not.  Next thing you know, people will be guessing how many wins the Astros will have during the season.  What possible value is that?




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Talk Zone / Re: Bag's odds...........
« on: February 24, 2006, 01:27:59 pm »
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Go look up what objective means. Then, look up what evidence means. Our gut feelings mean nothing in this situation.




I conceded as much already.  Everyone knows that a gut feeling is not always an accurate foreshadowing of the future.  I just don't get why you chose to pick on this thread.





My gut feeling is that this is not the last nit pick argument about gut feelings.

Bags: plays all year (the last half in pain without a word said).

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Talk Zone / Re: Bag's odds...........
« on: February 24, 2006, 01:03:25 pm »
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I think his chances of even coming back are slim.  




Speaking of slim, check out skinny Bagwell on the front page of the Chronicle's website Chron

Not sure how long the picture will be there, but man, he looks like he weighs about 165 in that picture!

Edit:  Here's a better (and probably more permanently linked) picture:   Skinny Baggy  




Check out the Astros Photo Gallery.  Why the f**k are the last 2 pictures (on page 2) of the White Sux at the White House included in the Astro's Photo Gallery?

The Link

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Talk Zone / Lamb in midseason form
« on: February 23, 2006, 01:59:12 pm »
This made me laugh. Are there more Lambisms or Astroisms that are worth keeping track of in a sticky?

Lamb - "So I'm sitting here at 9:25 not knowing what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm in midseason form."

The Link

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Talk Zone / Re: Game called on account of birds
« on: February 16, 2006, 02:25:44 pm »
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The second move would be to have Jack Bauer torture the birds to find out who they were working for.




Hell, he'd find the source in 24 hours.

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Talk Zone / Re: Fucking Reds
« on: February 14, 2006, 11:13:07 am »
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we balked??????????? they wanted the entire 25 man roster for him.




Do we really need Roy O when we've got Wandy and Zeke waiting in the wings? (sarcasm alert)

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Talk Zone / Re: Ticket pre-sale
« on: February 08, 2006, 11:21:48 am »
Got an email letting me know I can buy tickets tomorrow.  I can't go to opening day this year but I'm going to try and get tickets for April 4th instead.

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Talk Zone / Re: Link to Scott's Venezuelan League Stats?
« on: January 30, 2006, 06:33:10 pm »
The google translator did not work for me so I used bablefish.  Here is a sampling of the translation for Marxis Lozada:

"Richard Peace, is a versatile player who already counts with more than one decade within the Turkish currency, time that has taken advantage of to enjoy May..."

huh??????

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Talk Zone / Re: Schilling Interview
« on: January 27, 2006, 12:05:49 pm »
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I'd like people not to come running like little girls whenever ESPN writes an article based soley on Richard Justice's musings.

Perhaps we'd have half the threads talking about Bagwell's rag arm.




...and more room to discuss Berkman's knee-knack.





And Clemens's need for more publicity.

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Talk Zone / Re: Winners, losers and Royals
« on: January 26, 2006, 03:52:40 pm »
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have to ask what might be the topic of the conversation




I'm a software engineer and I can think of many situations where I could fit that in.  Like, I'm sorry sir, I cannot build the software you are asking for because 'Not unlike an elephant attempting to mate with a ceiling fan, the parts don't fit.'

Or I could drop this line on my wife: Sorry honey, not tonight because 'Not unlike an elephant attempting to mate with a ceiling fan, the parts don't fit.' But then I'd probably be sleeping in the dog house so I might have to hold off on that one.

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Talk Zone / Re: Winners, losers and Royals
« on: January 26, 2006, 03:28:29 pm »
About the Dodgers: "Not unlike an elephant attempting to mate with a ceiling fan, the parts don't fit."

That is a great line.  I must use this in converstations on a regular basis.

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Talk Zone / Re: This Can't Be Good, re: Bagwell
« on: January 24, 2006, 03:45:04 pm »
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I think you were the only one who caught that comment.





You won't find it on google.




Well, if its not on google, then it clearly never happened.




If he said it on the radio it wouldnt appear in a web search.  Lots of reasons Google wouldnt pick up this comment.   The thing is, this ridiculous suggestion keeps getting made.




I thought I remembered reading something like this in Alyson Footer's mailbag or Justice's blog when Bagwell shut it down last summer.

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Talk Zone / Re: Whither Marlins?
« on: January 23, 2006, 02:44:23 pm »
"Marlins president David Samson has toured Portland, Ore. and San Antonio in recent weeks, exploring potential relocation sites."

San Antonio.  Hmm...  that would be interesting.  Wonder if that would cut into the Astros fan base?

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