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Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« on: April 10, 2006, 06:35:52 pm »
I'm not a big fan of "SuperBrunt".

Maybe something like "EB Calvin".  He sorta fucks (other teams) all over the place.

Given those two, suggestions more than welcome.
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2006, 06:37:34 pm »
I'd probably have to have a quasi-European accent, but...

Filthy Brunt.

And if he sucks...

Lousy Brunt.

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 06:39:25 pm »
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I'm not a big fan of "SuperBrunt".

Maybe something like "EB Calvin".  He sorta fucks (other teams) all over the place.

Given those two, suggestions more than welcome.





Axshually, we need a 25 man nickname thread like last year.  We have two rookie pitchers on the team, no more Bagwell, no more Clemens, so forth... time to give each man on the 25 a nick, sorta the Blutarski way of doing things.

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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 06:50:07 pm »
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Quote:

I'm not a big fan of "SuperBrunt".

Maybe something like "EB Calvin".  He sorta fucks (other teams) all over the place.

Given those two, suggestions more than welcome.





Axshually, we need a 25 man nickname thread like last year.  We have two rookie pitchers on the team, no more Bagwell, no more Clemens, so forth... time to give each man on the 25 a nick, sorta the Blutarski way of doing things.

We're just the guys to do it too!





BTW - for Bagwell, since he's not officially departed, I'd nominate "The Black Knight", as in "It's only a flesh wound... I'm not dead yet!"

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Re: Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2006, 06:53:20 pm »
Great idea, 99% of the ideas will suck but that 1% is golden.  

I like the Black Knight.
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Re: Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2006, 06:55:04 pm »
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I'd probably have to have a quasi-European accent, but...

Filthy Brunt.

And if he sucks...

Lousy Brunt.





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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2006, 06:55:29 pm »
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I'm not a big fan of "SuperBrunt".

Maybe something like "EB Calvin".  He sorta fucks (other teams) all over the place.

Given those two, suggestions more than welcome.





wasn't he dubbed Eric the Great last year?

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Re: Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2006, 07:06:20 pm »
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I'm not a big fan of "SuperBrunt".

Maybe something like "EB Calvin".  He sorta fucks (other teams) all over the place.

Given those two, suggestions more than welcome.





Doesn't Munson need one too?  And let's not forget he did well both at and behind the plate today.

And no, I am not feeling particularly creative, so I won't be bringing any suggestions to the table.
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2006, 07:06:59 pm »
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wasn't he dubbed Eric the Great last year?



How about Erik the Viking?

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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2006, 07:17:48 pm »
Brunt force?
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2006, 07:21:00 pm »
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Brunt force?




bRunt or B-Runt (ew)? He's not a big dude...
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2006, 07:22:59 pm »
How about Ghost?  As in, the Ghost of The Great Billy Spiers.

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Re: Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2006, 07:41:50 pm »
"Half-A-Bee"

He's not quite Eric the Killer Bee,
He's Eric the Half-A-Bee!

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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2006, 07:51:21 pm »
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"Half-A-Bee"

He's not quite Eric the Killer Bee,
He's Eric the Half-A-Bee!




Excellent.  He's a Killer B that plays only half the games.
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Re: Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2006, 08:09:16 pm »
speaking of nicknames (non-bb),

use this:  The Link

Eric Bruntlett would be dubbed Drunken Mule Robba (whatever that means!)

His mafia name would be Emilio Rubberface and his pirate (closest to Viking) name would be Cap'n Carlos Swiftknife

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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2006, 08:13:42 pm »
Showing my true nerd colors:

The Link

Scroll down to "Brunt"

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2006, 08:16:58 pm »
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"Half-A-Bee"

He's not quite Eric the Killer Bee,
He's Eric the Half-A-Bee!




Excellent.  He's a Killer B that plays only half the games.





How about "wanna-bee" ... He plays all out, all the time.  He certainly wants to "be" the guy.

Or we could just call him The Mop ...
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2006, 08:34:00 pm »
Me and my buddies have taken to calling him "Clutchlett." At least, after games like today.
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2006, 08:42:39 pm »
Clutchlett works...the guy does it all.  Instead of a number he should have a Superman symbol on his jersey.
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Re: Official "Bruntlett Needs a Nickname" Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2006, 09:21:26 pm »
For Munson

Herman (as in Herman Munster)

or Burner -- as in Munson (Bunsen) Burner

And why is anything more than Bear needed for Bruntlett?
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« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2006, 09:55:40 pm »
How 'bout ATM?

He's the banker (Econ degree from Standford) who always produces.

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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2006, 09:59:00 pm »
He looks like a "Shaggy" but I like Clutchlett too. He's a secret weapon, an under the radar kind of guy. Like Jose Oquendo circa '87...
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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2006, 10:38:09 pm »
ATM- I like...Clutchlett isn't bad either!
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2006, 11:26:18 pm »
Refleshingly Brunt

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« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2006, 01:09:23 am »
"Clutchlett" is a great nickname.  Good job Bench!

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« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2006, 09:32:45 am »
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Axshually, we need a 25 man nickname thread like last year.  We have two rookie pitchers on the team, no more Bagwell, no more Clemens, so forth... time to give each man on the 25 a nick, sorta the Blutarski way of doing things.

We're just the guys to do it too!





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« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2006, 01:32:36 pm »
Look at his picture The Link and tell me any name other than "The Chin" applies as well.
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« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2006, 01:38:18 pm »
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Look at his picture The Link and tell me any name other than "The Chin" applies as well.




Maybe Mussolini or Leno?
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« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2006, 01:42:10 pm »
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Look at his picture The Link and tell me any name other than "The Chin" applies as well.




Maybe Mussolini or Leno?





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« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2006, 02:03:54 pm »
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Look at his picture The Link and tell me any name other than "The Chin" applies as well.




The Crimson Chin

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« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2006, 02:32:28 pm »
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The Crimson Chin

the link  




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« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2006, 02:49:23 pm »
"Crimson Chin has many superpowers,like flight,super strenght,super vison,heat vison,can't be hurt,and can use his giant chin to whack his enimeies."

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« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2006, 02:58:18 pm »
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"Crimson Chin has many superpowers,like flight,super strenght,super vison,heat vison,can't be hurt,and can use his giant chin to whack his enimeies."

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« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2006, 03:02:09 pm »
i am thinking "Bruntch"

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« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2006, 04:33:31 pm »
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The Crimson Chin

 the link  





I vote for this one.  Absolutely per-fick.
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« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2006, 05:07:57 pm »
O.K., me too. Especially since he's voiced by Leno (who else?).

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« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2006, 06:24:20 pm »
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The Crimson Chin




This gets my vote.  Couldn't be more perfect especially when the Astros wear their Brick Red/Crimson unis.  So who is going to be Cleft The Boy Chin Wonder?  Yes, I watch way too much Nickelodeon with my kids.
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« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2006, 06:27:26 pm »
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The Crimson Chin




So who is going to be Cleft the boy wonder?  





Burke?
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« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2006, 12:25:00 am »
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The Crimson Chin




So who is going to be Cleft the boy wonder?  




Burke?




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« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2006, 12:28:42 am »
I don't like this part:

 "he has taken the responsibility of protecting the city of Chincinatti. . . "
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« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2006, 01:44:29 am »
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O.K., me too. Especially since he's voiced by Leno (who else?).

The Crimson Chin.......niiiice!





Eric "C.C." Bruntlett.  Very niiiice!  C.C. = Crimson Chin.  Hey BD, what's the school colors of Stanford again?

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« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2006, 02:53:55 am »
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I don't like this part:

 "he has taken the responsibility of protecting the city of Chincinatti. . . "





But it goes on to say, "from the ersatz product known as Skyline Chini."  That ought to make him a true hero in some of your books.
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« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2006, 11:21:47 am »
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O.K., me too. Especially since he's voiced by Leno (who else?).

The Crimson Chin.......niiiice!





Eric "C.C." Bruntlett.  Very niiiice!  C.C. = Crimson Chin.  Hey BD, what's the school colors of Stanford again?





I'm pretty sure it's the Crimson-knockoffs so C.C. seems fine.
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