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Ben Sheets today
« on: March 15, 2010, 03:43:57 pm »
1st inning
8 hits
10 runs
0 outs
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Re: Ben Sheets today
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 03:45:57 pm »
I guess asking about his stuff is irrelevant at that point.
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Re: Ben Sheets today
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 03:46:35 pm »
Were they using a tee?
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Re: Ben Sheets today
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 03:48:39 pm »
The catcher does not know, MM. He did not catch any.

There were two misplays amidst the carnage
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Re: Ben Sheets today
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 03:50:58 pm »
The catcher does not know, MM. He did not catch any.

I guess that's the opposite of "sounded like a strike".
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Re: Ben Sheets today
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 03:54:35 pm »
1st inning
8 hits
10 runs
0 outs

Egads! That's a run for each mil that the dumbass A's forked out for him.
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Re: Ben Sheets today
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 03:56:47 pm »
Egads! That's a run for each mil that the dumbass A's forked out for him.

And THAT'S when Ben Sheets was instantly nicknamed "Moneyball".
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Re: Ben Sheets today
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 05:07:37 pm »
Was he working on his slow pitch softball pitch?
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