Author Topic: Start to ask a stupid question... (Read 4813 times)

Holly · « **on:** April 25, 2007, 11:19:42 pm »

Garner on FSN postgame, with mics and a recorder in his face:

Offcamera idiot "reporter":
You have to come back tomorrow, with such a quick turnaround, this is probably a game you wanna-

Garner:
I'd just as soon keep 'em all here right now, and not have any sleep. We're not doing much good with sleep.

homer · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2007, 11:22:52 pm »

followed by an eeerily long silence.

Alkie · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:57:03 am »

Quote from: Holly on April 25, 2007, 11:19:42 pm

Garner on FSN postgame, with mics and a recorder in his face:

Offcamera idiot "reporter":
You have to come back tomorrow, with such a quick turnaround, this is probably a game you wanna-

Garner:
I'd just as soon keep 'em all here right now, and not have any sleep. We're not doing much good with sleep.

Uh, I think that "idiot" was Alyson Footer. I could be wrong.

homer · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:02:05 am »

Quote from: Alkie on April 26, 2007, 09:57:03 am

Uh, I think that "idiot" was Alyson Footer. I could be wrong.

No, it wasn't her. Didn't sound like JdJO either.

Holly · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:06:23 am »

Quote from: Alkie on April 26, 2007, 09:57:03 am

Uh, I think that "idiot" was Alyson Footer. I could be wrong.

Not unless her voice has dropped an octave.

Alkie · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:08:58 am »

Quote from: Holly on April 26, 2007, 10:06:23 am

Not unless her voice has dropped an octave.

It was a 16 inning game. You doubt this?

Noe · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:10:00 am »

Quote from: Alkie on April 26, 2007, 10:08:58 am

It was a 16 inning game. You doubt this?

Steriods. Damn, it's now reached to media to stay on top of their game!

Alkie · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:10:50 am »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 26, 2007, 10:10:00 am

Steriods. Damn, it's now reached to media to stay on top of their game!

So you're saying Alyson Footer of MLB.com is on steroids. Can we quote you on that, senator?

Holly · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:11:31 am »

Quote from: Alkie on April 26, 2007, 10:08:58 am

It was a 16 inning game. You doubt this?

It was more than a Kathleen Turner-esque drop

Noe · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:12:49 am »

Quote from: Alkie on April 26, 2007, 10:10:50 am

So you're saying Alyson Footer of MLB.com is on steroids. Can we quote you on that, senator?

Her hair is poofier than usual and her voice dropped an octave. Do the math and stop sticking your head in the sand. I bet she even increased her WPM typing ability too.

Noe · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:13:56 am »

Quote from: Holly on April 26, 2007, 10:11:31 am

It was more than a Kathleen Turner-esque drop

STERIODS! Please people, stop the denial!

Holly · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:16:46 am »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 26, 2007, 10:13:56 am

STERIODS! Please people, stop the denial!

OK OK OK, relentlessness has worn me down. Drugs are bad, m'kay? They make you ask stupid questions.

No more aspirin for Justice... he obviously can't hold his Bayer.

MusicMan · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:23:25 am »

Justice IS your brain on drugs.

Any questions?

Alkie · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:35:11 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on April 26, 2007, 10:23:25 am

Justice IS your brain on drugs.

Any questions?

Yes. Are you going to finish your Justice? I missed breakfast.

Noe · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:49:59 am »

Okay, looks like we made a breakthrough this morning and everyone is beyond step 1 of denial. Let's eat some Justice!

DVauthrin · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:55:02 am »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 26, 2007, 10:49:59 am

Okay, looks like we made a breakthrough this morning and everyone is beyond step 1 of denial. Let's eat some Justice!

if we eat justice, do we not have to read his "work" anymore? if so, count me in.

Amy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:01:47 am »

I think it was Brian McTaggart. JDJO and Justice aren't in Pittsburgh as far as I know.

Noe · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:11:46 am »

Quote from: Amy on April 26, 2007, 11:01:47 am

I think it was Brian McTaggart. JDJO and Justice aren't in Pittsburgh as far as I know.

Silly Amy, you don't have to be in Pittsburgh to do drugs!

utastro · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:15:59 am »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 26, 2007, 10:49:59 am

Okay, looks like we made a breakthrough this morning and everyone is beyond step 1 of denial. Let's eat some Justice!

I need to go take a Justice. I'll be right back.

Amy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:20:50 am »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 26, 2007, 11:11:46 am

Silly Amy, you don't have to be in Pittsburgh to do drugs!

Sorry, I guess y'all have strayed much too far from the original question. Have fun.

Noe · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:24:14 am »

Quote from: Amy on April 26, 2007, 11:20:50 am

Sorry, I guess y'all have strayed much too far from the original question. Have fun.

No, we've just decided it is good to stop the denial. You know it, I know it, we all know it... now we feel cleansed that it's out in the open and we're no longer in held hostage to it.

Come into the light Amy, you'll feel better. Here, have some Justice!

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:24:16 am »

Quote from: utastro on April 26, 2007, 11:15:59 am

I need to go take a Justice. I'll be right back.

Take a justice = ?

Take a walk?
...stroll?
...strike?
...pitch?
...nap?
...trip?
...cruise?
...cab?
...chill pill?
...right?
...left?
...call?

Amy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:25:16 am »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 26, 2007, 11:24:14 am

No, we've just decided it is good to stop the denial. You know it, I know it, we all know it... now we feel cleansed that it's out in the open and we're no longer in held hostage to it.

Come into the light Amy, you'll feel better. Here, have some Justice!

Are you sure you're not on drugs?

utastro · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:25:53 am »

Quote from: EasTexAstro on April 26, 2007, 11:24:16 am

Take a justice = ?

Take a walk?
...stroll?
...strike?
...pitch?
...nap?
...trip?
...cruise?
...cab?
...chill pill?
...right?
...left?
...call?

Think 2 hole...

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:26:22 am »

Quote from: utastro on April 26, 2007, 11:25:53 am

Think 2 hole...

Oh. I usually leave those.

Noe · « **Reply #25 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:30:13 am »

Quote from: Amy on April 26, 2007, 11:25:16 am

Are you sure you're not on drugs?

No. Ahum... what was the question again?

Lefty · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:21:04 pm »

Quote from: Amy on April 26, 2007, 11:25:16 am

Are you sure you're not on drugs?

Did you see the size of that chicken?

Astroholic · « **Reply #27 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:24:26 pm »

Quote from: DVauthrin on April 26, 2007, 10:55:02 am

if we eat justice, do we not have to read his "work" anymore? if so, count me in.

Then there will be no justice in this world.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #28 on:** April 26, 2007, 12:38:21 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 26, 2007, 10:12:49 am

Her hair is poofier than usual and her voice dropped an octave. Do the math and stop sticking your head in the sand. I bet she even increased her WPM typing ability too.

You've got to wonder about a reporter her age, dropping an octave in voice, poofing up the hair. It makes you wonder.

Noe · « **Reply #29 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:21:22 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on April 26, 2007, 12:38:21 pm

You've got to wonder about a reporter her age, dropping an octave in voice, poofing up the hair. It makes you wonder.

Dead give away.

Bench · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2007, 02:24:13 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on April 26, 2007, 12:38:21 pm

You've got to wonder about a reporter her age, dropping an octave in voice, poofing up the hair. It makes you wonder.

I hate to say it, but...