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Talk Zone / Re: Thank You
« on: November 03, 2017, 02:25:56 pm »
Hello - frontrunner here. Just wanted to add my congrats to the Astros and all of the longsuffering, and thanks to the OWA team for their endurance in maintaining this sick community and overseeing the first WS title. While my knowledge of anything pertaining to the 2017 Astros is deficit, deficit knowledge hasn't stopped me in the past so I figure I'll just post a bit.

Somebody has surely pointed this out, but how fitting is it to celebrate this thing on the field at Dodger Stadium, where we were all first teased with the prospect of postseason glory after Joe Niekro dominated the one game playoff for the '80 NL West? The Astros finally brought it full circle. A wide, wide, irregular and at times hideous circle, but the ends did eventually meet.

It was difficult to miss that the big media narrative for this title run was catharsis after Harvey. Certainly winning it all can do a little something to raise spirits and make what has been an awful year for many people maybe a bit better. We flooded last year as well and I know that any pleasant distraction on the road to getting your life back in order is welcome. But I'd offer that the biggest implication of this title beyond the obvious is a cosmic vindication of Astros baseball.

Up to this point in history the near misses were the pinnacle, but this mighty iteration of the ballclub finally changed that for longtime fans. For me it puts memories of the great teams of '80, '86, '98, '99, '04, '05, the Killer Bs, and postseason heroes like Niekro, Puhl, Scott, Hatcher, Kent, Oswalt, Berkman, Beltran etc in a context that is ultimately positive, that finally culminates in a championship instead of noble defeat. All of Astros history can be looked at as building toward this, and today the ghosts of the gut-wrenching past don't haunt like they used to.

I was late and nearly a no-show to this party, with Game 3 the first full baseball game I had watched in about 10 years. I have to admit that a prolonged period of burnout, combined with the lack of Astros coverage in this market and news of multiple 100-loss seasons had pretty much kept me free and clear. But I also have to admit it was enjoyable to follow this series as a frontrunner for a change - I probably would not have survived it back in the day. My hat is off to all of you who remained committed as the whole rebuilding and turnaround thing unfolded. Gratification probably doesn't even begin to explain it.

I guess the intangibles of Astros fandom have permanently etched everyone here in some way, and it probably surfaced differently for everybody this past week. For me it was something weird--the familiarity of the H-star on the caps and the permeating orange against a backdrop of postseason intensity--that brought everything full circle for an instant and made me feel like I was 11 years old. It would be nice to be able to go back and tell that kid that it eventually all works out. What a moment, what a win.

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Talk Zone / Re: Great Astrodome video
« on: May 11, 2011, 02:54:44 pm »
Nice video. Colonel Gardner's influence already in full effect in the late 90s as there is hardly a square foot of the place without corporate sponsorship. Thankfully this helped pay for amenities such as the plastic flowerbeds along the outfield pavillion. 3:56 certainly brings back a few uncomfortable moments in product shilling history.

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Talk Zone / Re: PSA: 1986 Game 6 on MLB Network this Sunday
« on: April 13, 2011, 11:48:48 am »
If they play baseball in hell, Brocklander is calling the balls and strikes.

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Davio's northern italian steakhouse on Arlington is awesome

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Talk Zone / Re: What might have been
« on: June 03, 2009, 04:18:27 pm »
You gotta put a warning on that shit.

Don't look at me, I didn't start it. besides, you needed an explosive topic anyway. How much of Alkie's "country come to town" revelations, lineup whining and Footer stalking can one group of slackers engage in? Answer: obviously plenty. You should thank me.

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Talk Zone / Re: What might have been
« on: June 03, 2009, 03:53:20 pm »
Here you go.

A good thing to remember in any competitive endeavor is that no matter how good you are, there is somebody out there somewhere who will kick your ass for you. Sometimes they appear in the form of a psychotic, toilet-hating, roid-raging son of a bitch, sometimes not.

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Talk Zone / Re: SAD, SHOCKING NEWS
« on: November 01, 2008, 11:19:56 am »
I got to meet Mike a couple of times in Houston back when the crew would organize just enough for a game outing or a beer and queso binge, and of course many many online discussions over the years. This is a big blow, and my prayers go out to his family and friends.

It can't be overstated that he was of the true good guys. It didn't take long at all to realize that about him. Level headed, funny, decent, a pillar of this particular whacked out community, and good lord a clearinghouse of useless baseball knowledge. He was ubiquitous on this forum going back years, and a real friend to many who have dwelled here. Join me in pouring one out for him.

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Talk Zone / Re: Judged by the company you keep
« on: August 08, 2008, 01:52:06 pm »
These are all pretty mediocre and/or lame,

Used to book aged comedians for an annual event of an organization I used to work for. Met and got photographed with Rich Little, Steve Allen and Phyllis Diller. Rich Little's hotel room was littered with underwear for reasons unknown. Steve Allen had a head that was physically the size of a Chevrolet small block. Phyllis Diller unleashed an onslaught of profanity that caused that entire part of town to glow red for several days and effectively ended our obsession with ancient has-beens.

I was once part of an unexpected mosh pit with Rick Springfield after he took out a row of chairs in our section during a surprisingly destructive show.

I once quickly got out of Shaquille O'Neal's way as he frolicked on an airport conveyor belt.

Art Howe once told me to keep practicing.

Talked with Eric Johnson once after a show. Soft-spoken nice guy, and extremely frail and fragile - tried not to break his hand when I shook it.

Opened for Better than Ezra a couple times back in the day.

Unsuccessful ex-LSU football coach Curly Hallman and I once stood together and ogled the same blonde co-ed.

Gerry Hunsicker once gave me a "fuck off and die" expression at a fanfest when I asked him to elaborate on Ausmus' defensive value vs. offensive non-value. In a related brush, Drayton really appreciates Andyzipp's support.

My brother was once violently struck in the head by a shot rejected by Stromile Swift.

I don't think I've peed next to any celebrities, but I'll try to start noticing.

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Talk Zone / Re: Caption Contest
« on: July 16, 2008, 02:41:27 pm »
"Dat Veronica Vaughan is one piece of ACE. I know from experience."

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Talk Zone / Re: 2008 Slogan?
« on: February 20, 2008, 01:34:51 pm »

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Talk Zone / Re: Reminders for 2/14
« on: February 14, 2008, 01:57:37 pm »
Setting my DVR for Scotty's no-no as soon as I'm home.

Dude, I appreciate Scotty jumping around like a little girl as much as anyone, but you must bring back the Tom & Jerry avatar.

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Talk Zone / Re: "clark"
« on: January 31, 2008, 10:32:45 am »

Unfortunately, our latest and greatest software doesn't allow custom titles.  You'd think with all the geekery around here we could make that happen, but noooooooooo.

That sucks. I was going to request an upgrade to "Puro Macho"

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Talk Zone / Re: "clark"
« on: January 31, 2008, 10:16:31 am »
pravata is going to contribute 600 posts today.

You're probably right. When in the hell are you going to update your website?

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Talk Zone / Re: "clark"
« on: January 31, 2008, 10:10:59 am »
Evidently nothing happens at 600 posts. Say that reminds me, didn't mine used to say El Jefe?

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Talk Zone / Re: Non-Baseball Topic for a Slow Friday
« on: January 11, 2008, 01:53:12 pm »
Anything by Three Dog Night or the Doors

Christ, I'm old.

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Talk Zone / Re: Non-Baseball Topic for a Slow Friday
« on: January 11, 2008, 01:52:08 pm »
Anything by Three Dog Night or the Doors

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Talk Zone / I don't know anything about cricket
« on: January 09, 2008, 12:12:38 pm »
But "Bucknor" seems to be the international call sign for incompetence.

http://content-www.cricinfo.com/ci/content/story/329743.html

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Talk Zone / Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« on: December 10, 2007, 10:02:23 am »
Thanks all!

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Talk Zone / Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« on: December 06, 2007, 03:36:10 pm »
I don't know what it is about 80s Astros baseball and shithole coastal Texas towns – maybe they're metaphors for each other. Anyway, I had been working on this off and on during the spring before strosrays posted his awesome George Bjorkman tale. Since parts of his rang eerily similar, I decided not to post mine. But I went back to it earlier this week, finished it and changed my mind about not posting it.

It's long, mostly fiction, laden with profanity and I don't know if it's worth reading, but it belongs here.

Oh, special thanks to whoever posted the YouTube link of Davis' final Home Run Spectacular clout earlier this year before it was heroically removed by MLB Advanced Media.

The link

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Talk Zone / Re: Official Thread of Official Things of OWA
« on: November 28, 2007, 03:50:06 pm »
I would love to have a copy of the picture Kevin used to use to ridicule my Berenger obsession, but I can't find it.

It ain't the original, but I happen to carry this one around with me.

(http://www.astrosconnection.com/images/celebs/berenger.jpg)

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Talk Zone / Re: More changes in scouting
« on: November 07, 2007, 04:28:04 pm »
No problem. Don't talk to strangers.

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Talk Zone / Re: More changes in scouting
« on: November 07, 2007, 03:56:08 pm »
Wasn't he also Glen "Electric Boogaloo" Barker? Do the inchworm!

I think you are thinking about about Jared "Autopop" Fernandez. What a fun 15 minutes that was.

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Talk Zone / Jeff Juden spotted in BFE West Virginia
« on: October 30, 2007, 03:52:38 pm »
Shortridge first saw the creature as he carried a cooler and his lunch from a vehicle to the 6-by-8 foot wooden blind.

"It paced back and forth, in front of the blind, about 10 yards away," Shortridge recalled. "I sat and watched him. I kept shining my light into his eyes. The more I put the light on him, the louder he growled."

"It had a mane, so I could tell it was a male. And I'm sure it wasn't a bear."

"...it escaped from a pen someplace"

http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/general/news/story?id=3081071

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Talk Zone / Re: If you like pina coladas…
« on: October 05, 2007, 04:28:51 pm »
More:

I always thought that WHAM! at its apex had one hell of a technically gifted band.

Ditto for .38 Special, Culture Club and the Cutting Crew.

Richard Marx: I'm not sure what he was trying to do with that Hazzard Part 1 stuff, but I think it may have been heavy.

Neil Schon: I remember when one of the most sought-after secrets in entertainment was what he used in his rack.

I too was into a lot of the new romantic bands like Spandau Ballet, Modern English, Flock of Seagulls, etc.

Agree with those who mentioned The Purple One. Always felt he was a misunderstood genius and a great guitarist.

If somebody put a gun to my head and told me I had to start up a band but could choose any vocalist on earth, give me Daryl Hall every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Good times: Eddie Money, Billy Squier, pre-Halen Sammy Hagar. Has there ever been a better album cover than VOA? Answer: no

Three words: The Gap Band

TJ - I'll see your Arcadia CD and raise you one Andy Taylor Thunder.

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Talk Zone / Re: If you like pina coladas…
« on: October 05, 2007, 04:02:56 pm »
Neil Diamond.  Even Jazz Singer-era Neil Diamond.

That's great David. Turn on your heart light, let it shine wherever you are.

This takes me back to when my wife and I had not been married very long and were still getting used to living with one another, when one day I decided to see where things stood and let out a thunderous, extended belch. She got up off the sofa, walked to the guest room, locked the door and put on Neil Diamond. I didn't see her again for hours.

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Talk Zone / Re: Beer
« on: October 05, 2007, 01:48:19 pm »
I'm in Alaska now, and plan to drink as much as possible before I leave.

If you're still up there, try the Pale also and let me know what you think. May place an order and might as well mix it up.

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Talk Zone / If you like pina coladas…
« on: October 05, 2007, 01:38:02 pm »
I was driving around earlier and flipping radio channels. Came across "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off" on the diva channel and turned it up real loud.

Mostly I stayed away from the music threads that popped up in here this summer, in part because I didn't catch most of them until they had been up a few days, and after eight or ten pages of responses every reasonable and unreasonable candidate for best guitarist, best band, best song, best drummer, best juice harpist etc. had been worn slap out. The other reason is that my faves are sometimes not what you would call critically acclaimed, let alone hip, and when it comes to music - like beer and Mexican food - TZ achieves a level of posturing and snobbery that rivals anything one would see on the Bravo channel. I can't type inherently cool things like Pink Floyd or Steve Earle when my answer is always going to be Bon Jovi, so I guess that makes me the right man for this self-imposed Friday afternoon assignment. Today, as I did with classic American beer back in March, I shall shine the light of truth on another taboo subject – the Musical Guilty Secret.

We all have them. I remember that a survey of session musicians back in the late 80s revealed that most of these stone cold aces could not bring themselves to change the channel when a Madonna song was on the radio. Spice Girls recently sold out the first show of their reunion tour in 38 seconds. Any homo sapiens with a pulse knows all the words to the "pina colada" song and has crooned them enthusiastically at least once while sober. Jim R hums "In The Mood" to himself even as he types "fuck off" at a trolling Clark. A relative of mine that many of you are familiar with once destroyed a rack of candles in a Kirkland's when "Karma Chameleon" unexpectedly came over the piped-in music channel and he launched into a series of unholy conniptions. You too have had such experiences. It's not so much that we don't recognize quality stuff when we hear it, but there's no real accounting for personal taste. So as Sybok said famously in Star Trek V, "share your pain with me, and gain strength from the sharing."

I will begin with my own sordid tale, because it goes beyond mere affinity for a few hook-happy tunes. I had legitimate academic training, played multiple instruments for years and put myself through school in a working band. Nevertheless, Rick Springfield is the reason I ever picked up a guitar. I will admit that my guitar phase was mostly about the chicks and less about the music, but I truly liked his music and still do. One doesn't necessarily arrive at this conclusion if "Jessie’s Girl" accounts for most of their exposure, and I won't ask anyone to survey the Springfield oeuvre, but Dr. Noah Drake is beyond all right with me.

Other possibly uncool musical influences I am willing to admit were Big Country (my favorite debut album), Tears for Fears (geniuses) before they went all Sgt. Pepper's on me, Night Ranger (pre Seven Wishes of course) and Duran Duran (underrated).

OK, I'm partially all out there. Your turn.

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Talk Zone / Re: News flash
« on: September 17, 2007, 02:04:03 pm »
predigested in a cup, so Andy can just take it home and pour it directly into the toilet.

Am now beginning to regret starting this thread. Getting queasy.

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Talk Zone / Re: News flash
« on: September 17, 2007, 01:56:07 pm »
One day, Taco Bell will add an item to their menu that has a new ingredient.  The have to run out of ways to combine tortillas, beef and cheese at some point...don't they?

I thought they had hit that point when they introduced the "Border Bowls", around the same time that sister chain KFC rolled out their much maligned "Famous Bowls". It was like they all said 'fuck it, just pile it into a bowl and charge $3.50.' But the hits just keep coming. I guess the last chapter will be when they decide to serve it predigested in a cup, so Andy can just take it home and pour it directly into the toilet.

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Talk Zone / Re: News flash
« on: September 17, 2007, 01:34:30 pm »
Preach.  I bought a couple of those the other night.  I had been experiencing "bowel" issues, and was hoping the advertised amount of cheese would help plug things up while the rest of the body healed.

No such luck as the exact opposite happened, the lack of cheese, combined with the taco meat, rice and fire sauce aided in only evacuating what was left of my colon.

All in all, it's not a bad snack, but it ain't no enchirito.

Good luck with that. Mainly I was just disappointed. I had dusted off an old Modern English CD and made sure I had plenty of room to extend my arms. Then reached into the bag and produced this wretched cigarillo of meat paste, which looked nothing like the beast from television. Tasty though.

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Talk Zone / News flash
« on: September 17, 2007, 12:33:50 pm »
Taco Bell's new beefy cheesy melt does not contain nearly as much cheese as is illustrated in their latest commercial. That is all.

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Talk Zone / Re: Beer thread?
« on: September 07, 2007, 04:56:21 pm »
Thanks y'all. In the WR3 slot, the other options on my roster are Mike Furrey and Eric Moulds, which are not good options. Jackson will start for me most every week, just very enticed by the Horn matchup against MIN. I am perfectly stumped.

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Talk Zone / Re: Beer thread?
« on: September 07, 2007, 04:36:04 pm »
I think this is the point where the hip message board kids say "bump."

Bump.

Did I do that right?

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Talk Zone / Re: Beer thread?
« on: September 07, 2007, 04:16:57 pm »
I guess everyone is bustin' it at work on Friday afternoon

OK, here's something to discuss. I am in an quandary about whether to start Vincent Jackson or Joe Horn as my WR3 this weekend.

I have penciled in Jackson, but Horn could be a sleeper against a piss-poor Vikings pass defense, even with Joey Harrington throwing to him on the road. Jackson, meanwhile draws the Bears defense and is the Charger's #3 receiving option behind Tomlinson and Gates.

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Talk Zone / Re: my email to a friend today
« on: August 28, 2007, 11:02:53 am »
My team since 1962, which is pretty close to love of my life status, has been hijacked by a grocery store magnate and MBA types like Pam Gardner. Baseball people are ignored. Decisions are made by listening to sportstalk radio and by talking to fans in the stands and by the meddling owner’s perception of public opinion about baseball issues. The “I want to be a CHAMPION” mantra is supposed to keep injuries from happening, to turn rookies into veterans and to make mediocre players great. Management gets blamed and fired for draft/signing decisions made by business-driven ownership. MY baseball team has been turned into a corporate, marketing entity in which good people are not given a fair chance to fail or succeed based on decisions they are allowed to make. I hate it.

Well put.

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Talk Zone / Re: what's the big announcement in 30 minutes?
« on: August 27, 2007, 03:44:59 pm »

I get input from a lot of directions.  Sportscasters, fans in the stands,


Confidence inspiring.

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Talk Zone / Re: what's the big announcement in 30 minutes?
« on: August 27, 2007, 02:49:17 pm »
I don't get the Pam Gardner thing?

The Colonel may not be single-handedly running this franchise into the ground, but she's arguably the biggest perpetrator of the business over baseball mindset that seems to be eroding the organization. As Noe mentioned like 40 posts ago, this contributed to Hunsicker leaving in the first place, and why there's no way in hell he could be a possible replacement. Despite the success in '04 and '05, the Astros have been in decline since the Hun's departure and the subsequent deemphasis on the baseball side of the house. I expect that the new hires, whoever they happen to be, will reflect this.

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Talk Zone / Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« on: August 22, 2007, 12:27:05 pm »
From the comments:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

As did A.F. I'm sure.

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Talk Zone / Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« on: August 22, 2007, 12:22:43 pm »
Adios, John P. Lopez.

Here's my favorite "comment" at the bottom of the page:

"your inciteful writing will be missed by reflective sports enthusiasts,"

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Talk Zone / Re: Announcer Ratings
« on: August 17, 2007, 09:17:14 am »
I just remembered that we did a detailed study on the Astros broadcasters years ago. The Brownie/JD stuff seems to still apply. Wish they had found a way to get Brown on the radio.

The link

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Talk Zone / Re: Get em while they hot - Fenway Road Trip page updated
« on: August 15, 2007, 10:01:42 am »
Plus, I know how to get around that garage issue:  weld the doors shut and climb out the window.

Unnecessary, and tricky to do with a King Cobra can in your hand. Probably just roll a few of the rusting blocks out the way and park it in the front yard.

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Talk Zone / Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« on: August 15, 2007, 09:47:20 am »
Yeah yeah, sure Baggy makes an ugly chick, but is she really the ugliest girl on the internet? Did have have a contest or something?

Anyway, all that shit was pretty darn funny.

Thanks. I put a 5-minute time limit and a no-photoshop rule on the ugly chick search, so this is by no means absolute. If there's uglier chicks out there that resemble Bagwell, start posting the links. Will give us something to do today.

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Talk Zone / Re: Get em while they hot - Fenway Road Trip page updated
« on: August 15, 2007, 09:43:21 am »
OK.  Here's one you might like.

Thanks. I have been back and forth on whether to look for an old Charger to work on or start building a mud bog truck. This might tip the scales back toward the car - such a boat, yet so awesome, even in avocado green.

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Talk Zone / Re: Get em while they hot - Fenway Road Trip page updated
« on: August 14, 2007, 11:00:45 am »
I turn to walk towards the guy but he drops the butt of his last cigarette and walks away into the lobby of the resort, never to be seen by us again.

That's a real shame. You teaming up with three giant chowderheads to kick the ass of an Epcot smoker could have been one of the greatest moments in the history of this franchise. It's a game of inches.

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Talk Zone / Re: Get em while they hot - Fenway Road Trip page updated
« on: August 14, 2007, 10:49:00 am »
I disagree.  Shirley Feeney and Pinky Tuscadero were both plenty hot.

I was more of a Leather man myself, though she might have been a lesbian*. According to Wikipedia, Suzi Quatro hails from Michigan, so we're probably OK.

* that's for you, Taras.

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Talk Zone / Re: Get em while they hot - Fenway Road Trip page updated
« on: August 14, 2007, 09:20:25 am »
This is rampant the world over.  It's certainly true of Northern Birds in England, and if you aren't careful you learn the hard way that what's attractive about them is Nothing at All.

You and your damned media files. From what I've heard, this phenomenon could not take place in Milwaukee, as 100% of the women there are neither hot or attractive. My only experience with this is through the movie Major League, which does seem to confirm it. Most of the field action was filmed at old County Stadium - the next time you see it and Charlie Sheen is walking in from the pen, take a good look at the mutants throughout the park screeching the words to Wild Thing.

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Talk Zone / Re: Get em while they hot - Fenway Road Trip page updated
« on: August 14, 2007, 08:38:25 am »
Whilest on vacation ...

That's a good story. Give me people like this anyday. You always know where you stand and they're most likely good in a fight, which is inevitable. Also let me know the next time you're going to be passing through town, I probably owe you at least one beer.

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Talk Zone / Get em while they hot - Fenway Road Trip page updated
« on: August 13, 2007, 04:45:33 pm »
This is kind of like an end-of-summer clearance sale for me today. Anyway, observations from my experience at Fenway earlier this summer now pollute the Road Trip section if anyone needs to kill a few minutes.

The link

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Talk Zone / Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« on: August 13, 2007, 10:00:16 am »
Outstanding!

Thanks, and also for the excellent material.

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No love for Wigginton/Pvt Pyle?

OK, will appear in the next sequel. But isn't Wigginton a TE for Jacksonville? If you're not talking about the psycho from Full Metal Jacket, kudos on finding a black man that looks like Jim Nabors.

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Talk Zone / By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« on: August 13, 2007, 12:53:38 am »
Over two years (actually two weeks) in the making and at a whopping 40 additions, the largest installation to date! Unfortunately, this will have to hold you until probably late '09, as I am incapable of further Googling and disenchanted by the fact that I only appeared on the second page of results for "Sheriff Blaylock" and not the first.

Pertinent links below. Thanks to Limey, Noe, Andy, Alyson, Curly, Scott and probably others for giving me ideas/input. I know for a fact that Dan Wheeler looks like Tim Duncan, but can't get the photographic evidence to prove it. Anybody can help with that, much obliged in advance.

Separated at Birth 3: The Search For Spock

And a couple additions to the Berkman Annex

The Separated at Birth canon

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Talk Zone / Re: Bonds' homered? That reminds me of another homerun...
« on: August 09, 2007, 11:08:36 am »
Maybe I'm old, but I immediately thought of Billy Hatcher...

Kent's shot bumped Hatcher to #2 IMO because it won the game and established a new high-water mark for Astros postseasons. Hatcher's shot more dramatic though to me for several reasons -

1. Like the Ausmus whack, it came from a very unlikely source (Hatcher was a renowned slappy and had only hit 6 HR all year before the AB);
2. Unlike the Kent situation, the Astros were at death's door (very stressful top of the 14th with Senor Smoke, lucky Mets only scored one run) and all the life was out of the building with one out before Hatcher steps in;
3. Early in the AB, Hatcher hits one a mile down the LF line, but about 20 feet foul. This roused the crowd, but there was disappointment in that he probably missed his best opportunity as nobody's expecting a tying HR from this guy, just hoping for him to get on as Davis is due to bat 4th in the inning. Amazingly he gets the same pitch and doesn't pull it quite as much.
4. Like Kent's, this was a moon shot (Loge level) and part of the ensuing pandemonium was the shock over what a mammoth shot it was.
5. The ball hugged the line, and nobody knew if it was going to stay fair.

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Talk Zone / Re: Tally board: Milo's "guests" at the ballgame
« on: July 27, 2007, 10:16:48 am »
I remember somebody saying one time that he gave a shout out to Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team, all the way from San Diego.

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Talk Zone / Re: new music catagory
« on: July 26, 2007, 02:44:58 pm »
Screw all these fools. You ain't seen drumming till you seen .38 Special's twin kit deployment live in the early 80s, perfectly choreographed.

Oh, and that Lars Ulrich guy might be pretty good too.

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Talk Zone / Re: POTWA - Week 7 nominees and winner posted
« on: July 20, 2007, 11:22:18 am »
Kind of sad to see the orchestra cut El Jefe off.

At least they were covering Bon Jovi, who I forgot to thank by the way.

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Talk Zone / Re: POTWA - Week 7 nominees and winner posted
« on: July 20, 2007, 11:11:14 am »
Thank you. Thank you. You know, I never thought of myself as having "unanimous" stuff. One just tries to put themselves in a position to impact a thread, and then try to do the best they can with the opportunity. I was fortunate this week to visit the board, get an uncommonly fat pitch and then turn on it.

Yea, it has been a long road to this honor. It would be folly to suggest that behind every Stubing is a collection of people, inspirations and experiences that made it possible, but in this instance it has certainly been the case. I would first like to thank the gay and lesbian community, without whose unusual characteristics this thread would not have been possible. Ditto for the inflatable sex toy industry. I also need to recognize as many of those entities I can remember who truly laid the foundation for this shining moment: the Eighth Wonder of the World; Milo Hamilton; DampRid; Blazing Saddles; the Caray broadcasting family; Tom Cruise; Tom Berenger; the 72-90 season; Moises Alou’s treadmill; Bill Worrell; Gene Elston’s handlers; Rob Matwick; east Texas; Walt Weiss; the Irish people; Pizza Crust Andy; Henry V; Tommy Grand; adjectives; free bandwidth; Blackbeard; Orbit; John Forsythe; Iron Chef; Scott’s stomach; Tony Eusebio, Gordy Pladson and Charlie Kerfeld; Amber Curtain LLP; the Dickie Thon Fan Club; the Alcor Life Extension Foundation; IBM servers; cats that piss in the Astrodome; Ed Ott; the MLB umpires union; the various pieces of Doug Brocail; Morrison Forester and MLB Advanced Media; the State of Louisiana; Sterling Sharpe's tailor; General Admission; central Florida; Dante Bichette; the blaxploitation film genre; Bob Scanlan; Timah Redding; Jimah Williams; Schlitz beer; Sheriff Blaylock; Hot Smokey; Texas Smokey; the New York Mets; Leo Mazzone; Angelina Jolie; GOLDENPALACE.com; VH1; Burt Hooton’s laserbeam stare, the General Lee; the original TZ Legends; and all the other friends, co-conspirators, minor celebrities and total bastards encountered on the Internet over the last ten years. And of course my corporate sponsors, Hormel and Edelbrock. Oh wait, I almost forgot – Chad Lowe.

Thanks especially to the voting members of the OWA for the recognition. I will say again that your efforts as admins, contributors, benefactors, and assholes make my heart swell with pride. Upon retirement, Scott and I hoped that the right brand of belligerent misanthropes would carry the torch into the 21st century, and it is with this tribe that the oft misunderstood spirit of the original breathes still. And a foul breath it continues to be. As we realize that next year the OWA will have been in existence longer than the BFT was, certainly you culchie fookers have exceeded our greatest hopes and expectations in this regard.

I will treasure the Stubing (where the hell is it?) evermore, and dutifully ask that the OWA remove me from future POTWA consideration. I have come to understand the value of quitting while you’re ahead, and I'm all out of lesbian stories. Thank you and good night.

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Talk Zone / Re: My day just got much better
« on: July 17, 2007, 02:44:01 pm »
Great story. Hey, you rent your inflatable amusements? That's real fucked up - I buy mine. Do you at least rinse it with bleach water first, or do you just blow it up and get right to business?  Either way, I'd never thought to go ask the lesbians down at the end of my street if they have extras. I'll do that tonight, thanks for the tip.

Glad to help. I'd use Simple Green instead of bleach though.

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Talk Zone / Re: My day just got much better
« on: July 17, 2007, 02:23:05 pm »
This board has really been missing something lately. I couldn't put my finger on it, but visits to OWA just weren't what they used to be. I was left with a kind of hollow, unsatisfied feeling. Even the fascinating discussion of the petroleum industry wasn't fulfilling. But now I know what was lacking - Tuesday lunch time lesbian talk. This is going to be great. OWA is back on track.
Black & Decker anyone?

I rent my inflatable amusements from a commune of lesbians just up the highway. I was over there earlier this summer - nothing grandiose this time, just a snowball machine for the boy's birthday party. The burliest of the group threw it into the back of the car for me and I noticed she was wearing a dilapidated Astros t-shirt. Not the new bullshit black and tan, but an extremely washed out blue with an orange H-star that was faded to the point that you couldn’t tell the H from the star. Like its owner, it appeared to have been to hell and back, which suggested that interesting perspective could be had from the owner, and probably the shirt if it were able to communicate anything.

So I casually mentioned how much the Astros suck. She opened her mouth and I had to look all around because a thunderous response seemed to come from everywhere at once. "GARNER is the problem. He is a situational manager, PERIOD, and this is why his teams are so inconsistent." Birds scattered and I heard a window break in the distance. "Look how streaky the Astros have been over the past three years. THAT IS NO COINCIDENCE." But her baritone was confident as well as powerful - she had spent real time thinking about this. "And the Central is weak. Weak! And that is fortunate, let me tell you. Because all this guy knows how to do is swap these Nancys around and hope it works for a few games. Hell, I CAN DO THAT."

She went on for a while with additional perspectives, such as Tim Purpura is a "pasty hedgehog" that has "lost his eye for talent if he ever had one" and Morgan Ensberg is a "gutless retard" and solely responsible for the 2005 World Series sweep. But it was clear that in her mind, Garner is the chief offender.

I was still hung up on "Nancys," which soon produced the obvious conclusion that the Astros' problem is too much Nancy and not enough Sluggo. I enjoyed this enough to nearly mention it, but wisely didn't. Neither did I offer up my groundbreaking thoughts on the Garner Method, which I am pretty sure would have gotten my ass kicked. Eventually she relented and stalked back into the house because something was going to "burn completely up" if she didn't. I spent a second wondering what the combustible entity might be before handing a much prettier one the cash and getting the hell out of there.

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Prince

Ditto that. Forgot about The Purple One.

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Get run over by Mack truck, Hispanicize firstname, put on stupid hat, play guitar on informercial.



All right. All right, mostly I am just mesmerized by his hat, impressed with his profit margin on a stringed boat paddle that probably costs 28 cents to manufacture in Bangladesh, and awed by the length of his fingernails.

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I don't care if his guitar playing causes Isralei-Palestinian peace.  I don't care if it cures smallpox, AIDS, and the common cold.  I don't even care that he laid the wood to Jessica Simpson.

Waiting on the World to Change is insufferable, inexcusable whining for what seems like 2 hours.  It's enough to keep him off the list.


Indeed it is garbage. But as a guitarist, dude can seriously grind.

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Others I thought of:

Robert Cray
Luther Perkins
Yngwie Malmsteen
Brad Gillis (Ozzy, Night Ranger - did more with a Floyd Rose whammy bar than one can imagine)
Stuart Adamson (Big Country - amazing stuff with the eBow)
and the incomparable Esteban, who has by far the best threads

Underrated, but can flat throw down with anyone: John Mayer

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Eric Johnson, though he's more of a regional talent is probably the best I've ever seen. During solos, his band even stares at him like they can't believe it.

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Talk Zone / New Pine Tar Rag
« on: June 22, 2007, 04:08:57 pm »
NBB and just barely Astros-related, but this is all I got today. If it actually counts, that makes two in a year!


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Talk Zone / Re: "Pitchers you'd pay to see"
« on: May 11, 2007, 10:59:15 am »
Richard, Ryan, Clemens and Al Hrabosky.

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Talk Zone / Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:27:31 am »
Oh, this just in. Kerfeld prefers Busch.

http://www.astrosconnection.com/images/kerfeldinterview.jpg

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Talk Zone / Re: This...this has to stop.
« on: April 18, 2007, 11:00:08 am »
I'm going on the record right now as being pro-fat-guy-on-a-stick-horse.

I will go one further and say this is the greatest thing ever. Makes you wonder, What Would Jeff Bagwell Mutter (WWJBM)?

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Talk Zone / Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« on: April 02, 2007, 12:42:01 pm »
Mickey's big mouth are trouble, they seem to summon violence. I stopped drinking them all together about fifteen years ago and my life's been better for it.


Best Mickey's big mouth story I ever heard was from my dad, who was a police crime scene photographer in the 70s. Middle of the night in north Baton Rouge one weekend, and they're taking statements where this guy got murdered on Scenic Highway. About the time they're wrapping up, the hearse comes flying around the corner with no brakes, runs over the body and then hits a telephone pole. 4-5 black guys are sitting on the curb across the street drinking Mickeys, laughing their ass off.

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Talk Zone / Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« on: March 30, 2007, 03:59:23 pm »
Growing up, I remember a friend of mine's dad always had a half-case of Red White & Blue in the refrigerator. No punchline, just that this was the only time I ever saw that brand. Pretty sure it's out of production now.

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Talk Zone / Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« on: March 30, 2007, 02:23:42 pm »
Natural Light from a keg always tasted like soap but livened up many a party while at LSU.  Got me a number of women and through a number of semesters.  Ah, the good ol' days.

We tailgated on Schaefer's once. Prolly because we wouldn't have been able to walk to the stadium if it had been Schlitz. The Beast was also a favorite when quantity was necessary.

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Talk Zone / Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« on: March 30, 2007, 02:01:26 pm »
Online beer discussions seem to have devolved into a contest to see who can name the most obscure or vile (insert domestic microbrewed piss or western european bile here) and claim that they like it. I call bullshit. No self-respecting heterosexual actually enjoys things like Abita Strawberry Harvest, these stupid coffee-flavored porters, or Harp Lager. You want to know what a real beer is? Ask your grandfather.

Would we hold our manhoods cheap if we were to discuss the merits of the classic mainstream American brews that have defied extinction? Maybe today is the day and this is the place to set aside the posturing.

I will go first. Schlitz for me remains the undisputed king. Full-bodied, hoppy but not overly, and unchanged from the original pre-electricity ingredients. Extra heavy – one 12 oz. can of The GUSTO is comparable to a 27 oz. porterhouse. This would make the incomparable Schlitz 40 akin to multiple Thanksgiving dinners. Dirt cheap and now brewed in limited supply, the former #1 beer in the world resurfaces every six years or so to claim hardware at the Great American Beer Fest. Yep, in the early 90s when I moved to south Texas I brought Schlitz with me and was laughed at. By the time I left, most of San Benito and some parts of Los Fresnos were hooked on The GUSTO.

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Talk Zone / Re: Batting order thread
« on: March 28, 2007, 10:57:49 am »
Ensberg must hit 5-6 and drive in runs. if he does not, get rid of him.

Totally agree. At this point in his career, if a move to the #2 slot is necessary to give him enough confidence to be serviceable as a 5 hitter, there's a permanent issue and they don't need him. Derek Bell redux.

Excuse my ignorance, but did the club put forth any real effort in keeping Aubrey Huff, or was he more or less seen as a rental for '06 and/or was one of these guys got too overpriced too quickly this offseason?

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Talk Zone / Re: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
« on: March 28, 2007, 09:13:19 am »
Take your "Thanks!" and stick it up your ORangeWhooPass.  Just because you preface your weak-ass take with, "this is going to suck because I've been off finding myself" doesn't mean you can roll into our house with that steaming pile of outdated crap and then stand around waiting for the post-game rub-down.  Do you even know how to pronounce "Nieve"?  Do you know who Chris Sampson is?  If you had a hair on your ass, you'd kick the wife and kids to the curb when pitchers and catchers report, drag Scott out of his Gordita-induced coma and roll like 'brothas in the TZ.

BTW, you suck for linking to pics still hosted at astrosconnection.com.  You said you were going to blow that Mf'er up.  Liar.  And, NASCAR sucks unless you are an inbred bayou nutria.

This is more like like it.

It's true, I don't know who Chris Sampson is and NASCAR is indeed beginning to suck. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge is a gift from God, but nothing beats the original Iron Chef, which unfortunately jumped the shark when Morimoto thumped Bobby Flay in NYC.

You can't get a gordita at Taco Bell anymore. I tried the other day and they didn't know what I was talking about. Then I saw a poster on the wall with lotsa food that said Fourthmeal. So I said, "give me one of them Fourthmeals". They were still confused, so I went to McDonalds, where they always understand me.

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Talk Zone / Re: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
« on: March 27, 2007, 03:12:01 pm »
how about: "fuck off, frontrunner"

Now you chuckin in there.

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Talk Zone / Re: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
« on: March 27, 2007, 02:27:46 pm »
Thanks!

However, the appropriate response would have gone something like…

FAIR-WEATHER &%$!#! Oh, NOW you show up, at opening FREAKING day, after we get this shiny new blue site and all. Well, fancy pants, WE'VE been listening to the Cleveland Indians for the past month, and let me tell you THAT’S DEDICATION. And here you come strolling in. Where the HELL were you when the rest of us were trudging through this miserable offseason, and running out of insults to hurl at the Houston Chronicle? Filling your NetFlix queue with old Burt Reynolds movies probably. Well, don't let us keep you, SLACKER. I'm SURE there is an NFL draft preview or an Iron Chef rerun somewhere that you're missing! If this weren’t the internet, I'd beat you with a rubber hose like the frontrunning redneck $#@%bag that you are!

Or something like that. C'mon guys, the vaunted OWA vitriole seems to be far from midseason form.

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Talk Zone / Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
« on: March 27, 2007, 11:51:26 am »

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Talk Zone / Mets kick off wooing of Wagner with venison lunch
« on: November 22, 2005, 12:23:13 pm »
Actually, I don't know if deer haunch was on the menu, but advantage to the Mets if it was.

I sincerely hope they strike a deal.

Edited to add  link.

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Talk Zone / Re: Official Tuesday Night HA Venue Thread
« on: October 25, 2005, 05:09:05 pm »
Quote:

They told me you was dead.




"Not hardly."

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Talk Zone / Re: Official Tuesday Night HA Venue Thread
« on: October 25, 2005, 05:01:47 pm »
Quote:

Yes he is and he was interested in a resumption of HAing at Roeder's tonight.  Hopefully he'll check in and catch this thread, or show up anyway (although we always fucking lose when he's around...).**





** Based on Kevin/HA convergence sample size of one game.

No way they lose tonight. I'll probably get there around 7-ish.

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Talk Zone / Re: Houston AA Gathering Sunday Night at Roeder's Pub
« on: October 21, 2005, 03:56:13 pm »
Quote:

Come one, come all you ticketless huddled masses yearning to be free.  The TZ will have a gathering to watch game 2 and drink mass quantities.




Flying in around six and should be at the dive by the middle innings. See you freaks then.

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Talk Zone / Re: Oswalt on Letterman
« on: October 21, 2005, 12:38:05 pm »
Quote:

Like I said, I think if Garner puts him in the DH, Bagwell has shown him he is ready to contribute and he think it leaves his best options still open.




Also Bagwell's reputation, regardless of the shoulder problems, will keep Guillen from aggressively going after him. That could create better looks for the guys hitting around him. His appraisal of the strike zone is also probably still the best on the team.

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Talk Zone / Re: New Zipper Flap posted...
« on: October 19, 2005, 04:37:19 pm »
Great job as usual bro.

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Quote:

Derek Bell drove off wearing a purple suit.




I love it.

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Talk Zone / Noe evokes Joe Niekro
« on: October 19, 2005, 12:16:57 pm »
And rightly so. Niekro is definitely the historical figure that I think it is important for Astros fans to remember in this situation. While Pettitte is a big reason why they're here, and his quote certainly sounds like something Niekro would say, Oswalt is the one that has the responsibility of "going Niekro" on the Co-ards. Knukzie always seemed huge for the Astros in the biggest games, much like we're needing The Man from Weir to do tonight. Because as great as Clemens is, from a cosmic perspective, I'm afraid he is the Nolan Ryan in all of this.

For those who might have been too young to remember Niekro's signature moment, it came at the end of the 1980 regular season. If you don't recall the exact situation, I refreshed myself on some of the details and thought I would share.

Oh, something else to consider - this is where all this crap started. While the first signs of the Astros making things extremely difficult on themselves had become evident during the 1979 stretch run, the final regular season series against the Dodgers in 1980 truly established the gutwrenching legacy in high-stakes baseball that has clung to the Astros to this day. And I agree, we don't need to hear anything else from the Red Sox and their people.

The situation on Friday, October 3, 1980 was this: the Astros go into Los Angeles with three games left in the season and a three game lead on the Dodgers. Win one, just one, and you're in.

Game One: Ken Forsch for Houston against Don Sutton. Fabulous pitchers duel. The Astros scratch out a 2-1 lead in the eighth on an Alan Ashby sac fly, but a Rafael Landestoy error sets the table for Ron Cey to tie it with two outs in the ninth on an RBI single. L.A. goes on to win in the tenth on a leadoff dong by Joe Ferguson off Forsch.

Game Two: Nolan Ryan starts for Houston. More fabulous pitching all around, but Steve Garvey's clout to lead off the fourth breaks a 1-1 tie. Jerry Reuss makes it hold up as he goes complete. The Blue Bastards pull to within a game with a 2-1 win.

Game Three: Vern Ruhle starts for Houston against Burt Hooton. Both are gone by the second inning. The Astros lead 3-2 late on the strength of classic Astrodome-era "little ball" and RBIs from Puhl, Ashby and Reynolds. But The Penguin strikes again, launching a 2-run bolt off Frank LaCorte in the eighth to give L.A. a 4-3 win and tie the NL West on the final day of the season.

To say that the momentum has swung at this point would be an understatement.

The Astros gather themselves for the one-game playoff Monday afternoon. Some of us stay home from school to watch it. Joe Niekro takes the ball and delivers one of the more dominating performances by a knuckleballer that you will see (provided of course that you're OK with "dominant" and "knuckleballer" in the same sentence), scattering six hits on the afternoon. Meanwhile, an Astros hitter finally steps up with RISP. Art Howe powers the offense, going 3-5 with a cracker and 4 RBIs, as the Astros torch Dave Goltz and Rick Sutcliffe early en route a 7-1 cakewalk. Niekro goes complete for his 20th win of the year, and Houston goes to its first postseason.

The moral of the story is that it is always difficult, but every now and then it ends well. The other thing about Niekro that you have to like is that his distaste for the Dodgers was out there for all to see. Aside from maybe LaCorte, no one on the team was more outspoken about how much they hated losing to "the $#!@ Dodgers." He's a big reason why a lot of us still see the Los Angeles Dodgers, and not the Braves or Co-ards, as the real enemy.

Niekro would build on his Dodger-killing and big game legacy in the strike-necessitated 1981 NLDS, when he threw eight shutout innings in the Astrodome before Ashby's monumental blast into the right field pavillion sent everyone home happy in the 11th.

So while Jayson Stark prefers to conjure the spectres of Bunghole Kim and Donnie Moore, I would humbly suggest to the Astros and their fans that there has never been a better time to appreciate and emulate Joe Niekro than right now. They also should've retired his damn number.

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Talk Zone / Re: So,
« on: October 18, 2005, 06:14:46 pm »
Quote:

That's some genuinely inspiring imagery.




Now THAT is one fine looking Hebrew.

Aaron, take this Soupbone and cast it upon the waters.

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Talk Zone / Re: So,
« on: October 18, 2005, 04:33:35 pm »
Quote:

I think it's good you came around today.




Like Moses, it is important to stand at the shore of the Red Sea where the people can see me and have hope.

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Talk Zone / Re: All I could think about was Tombstone
« on: October 18, 2005, 03:54:44 pm »
Quote:


Remember the scene in Tombstone, when Curly Bill has Wyatt and Doc pinned down in crossfire on the banks of the creek?





Nice. One of the ultimate backs-against-the-wall situations.

"You ever seen something like that before?"

"Hell, I never even heard of something like that."

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Talk Zone / So,
« on: October 18, 2005, 01:47:49 pm »
Woke up at 3:30 thinking that Ensberg should've either run harder or held up at first on the ball he hits off the wall after Berkman's shot in the seventh. Thought that was important. You're not particularly rational when you wake up and start pondering things at 3:30 in the morning, and that clearly seemed to be key to the game.

Thought that if Game 5 of the LDS is to be referred to as The Inches, then last night's Game 5 should be called The Icarus. Kind of liked that one at 3:45 am. On wings of pastrami. Pretty sharp.

I went on to think also that I'm just about done with this shit. When you're 37 and not actually paid to play or manage, you're way too old to be waking up in the middle of the night thinking about botched ballgames. I mean, don't I have enough real stuff to be concerned about? Aren't sports are supposed to be a pleasant diversion? I've been through this rodeo enough times. Do I really need to subject myself to it again?

Later this morning, I am surprised that I'm thinking only slightly more rationally in the light of day, which means that I will begin watching game 6 at no earlier than the seventh inning. I've simply got to cut back.

I watch Astros games with one finger on the previous channel button. I started doing this a few years after throwing a former remote against a wall when the Walt Weiss moment occurred. What I learned is that when I destroyed my remote, I was stuck with John Rocker doing his primate jig and screaming back at the voices in his head while I was trying to get out of the recliner and lunge at the TV, while covering my eyes and cursing a blue streak.

So now I just hold on to the remote and flip the channel. It's much less of a circus. I did this as soon as Pujols made contact last night, but it may have been an instant before. Nothing left to see there. Thankfully the Colts and Rams were not at commercial, and I welcomed additional evidence that my fantasy team was stomping the bejeezus out of the competition. The NFL, it seems, never lets me down.

Unbelievable is another one of those words that has lost a lot of its power. As I stared unseeing at an Edgerrin James replay, the concept of "unbelievability" rang true. It packed quite a wallop. A debilitating wallop. It was also a hell of a rush, which briefly reminded me of Tom Hanks' jellyhead podnuh in Bachelor Party slamming his head into the bottom of an empty bathtub and declaring that "pain is such a rush." I did not have a bathtub handy, so I sat calmly with my remote. Was kind of proud of that.

After unbelief, the next reaction is attempting to make sense of what you just saw (or didn't see). It took maybe a second or two longer than usual, but then there was the realization that this wasn't unbelievable at all. It wasn't an acute sensation. Much more chronic and familiar. Houston Astros playoff baseball.

Yeah, there's two more games. So let's see - history teaches that the Astros go to the brink and drop away. Recent history teaches that Clemens and Pettitte, two of the three biggest reasons that the Astros have arrived at the brink the past two years, are not meant to be the ones to actually deliver the pennant, if it is to be delivered. That is how it has to be, and it makes perfect sense.

I don't have a point, really, except maybe "fuck October baseball" and "go Astros."

No prediction, other than to say that Joe Niekro is not available, so Roy Oswalt will have to do. Will have to do. A damn sight better than Pete Munro to be sure. Astros in six, or bust.

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Talk Zone / Re: Why not Bagwell?
« on: October 13, 2005, 01:12:32 pm »
Quote:

Being down 1-0 isn't a death knell.




Agreed. 2-0 might be though.


Quote:

How they react tonight will tell a lot more about the rest of the series.




Tonight is huge.

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Talk Zone / Re: Proof that ESPN is phasing out the playoffs now...
« on: October 11, 2005, 06:36:30 pm »
After the industry wide conniption at the reality of an East-coast devoid World Series, damage control finally begins. ESPN.com has taken down the photo of Charlie Weis on their homepage and posted something that says...

"Gotta Feel It! These are not the next generation of League Championship Series. These are of the old-fashioned variety. Heartball, not moneyball. The AL and NL champions will be decided by many things, but none greater than faith in gut instinct." (ESPN.com homepage)

So the new angle is now mom, apple pie and Heartball. Looks like the online coverage has now been shuffled off to the interns. As Khan says, so much the better.

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Talk Zone / Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« on: October 11, 2005, 04:59:03 pm »
"That Steve Lyons has got one SWEET do. Perhaps with this bat I can convince him to share his personal grooming secrets."

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Talk Zone / Re: It ends here
« on: October 04, 2005, 12:20:57 pm »
Quote:

Boy, you got a panty on yo head.

Change your avatar.  It offends.





Let's see if the Padres win today first.

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Talk Zone / Re: It ends here
« on: October 04, 2005, 11:55:20 am »
Quote:

Amazing.  Fucking amazing!  Kevin, you da man.  I had totally forgot about this thread.  Please accept my humble apology.

Kevin, I do believe you could make a lucrative career at the horse track or roulette wheel.  Any good tips on hot stocks?





Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.

The media have been clamoring for more wisdom with regards to the postseason, but I have had no clear vision like the May 24 thing. The only thing I have to go on is an adage I use with regards to the Astros in October which has never failed. It goes like this:

Show me where you think the Astros are strongest, and I'll show you where the trouble is going to start come playoff time.

So all I can say is beware of giddiness as it relates to pitching.

Also being everybody's chic pick is not good. See the 2005 Arizona Cardinals.

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Talk Zone / The past 15 days
« on: June 10, 2005, 04:33:32 pm »
Let's see, since May 24...

Astros are 8-5, including 4-2 on the road, for two consecutive road series wins, the only such series wins of the season.

Baby steps with 104 games remaining.

Oh, and you're welcome.

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Talk Zone / Re: It ends here
« on: May 25, 2005, 01:43:50 am »
Quote:

No, you were wrong.

This is still the worst team in America.





I agree, but technically they have until the end of Wednesday's game to manage something positive and preserve the prediction. For instance, it could later be said "AFTER hitting rock bottom on May 24, the Astros won 24 of their next 28," or some such.

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Talk Zone / It ends here
« on: May 24, 2005, 09:22:06 pm »
Maybe half an hour ago, after hearing JD say something like this is the worst start ever by an Astros team through this many games, I experienced a strange calm.

Call it a hunch or psychosis, but I am being led to predict that May 24 will represent a turning point for the club, for the better, by some measure.

So I'm just getting this posted as a matter of public record. Thanks for your time.

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