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« on: October 03, 2007, 12:33:46 am »
Need I say more?

Anyway...Alaskan Amber from the Alaskan Brewing Company.  Fantastic.  I had six tonight.
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 01:44:33 am »
Beer lyrics:

"In heaven there is no beer/That's why we drink it here."

"I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer." - Roadhouse Blues

"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall/Ninety-nine bottles of beer."

"She was working in a topless place/And I stopped in for a beer" - Tangled Up In Blue

"We got to get some beer/We got no atmosphere" - ? its the Pixies I think

"Its seven o'clock and I want to rock/Get a belly full of beer" - Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting

"It doesn't matter if you're black, it doesn't matter if you're white/Take a dollar fifty, a six pack of beer, and we're going to dance all night." - Going To A Go-Go

"Where's those titties that I like so well/In my goddamn beer" - Titties & Beer

"Went to a party, I danced all night/Drank 16 beers and started up a fight" - Too Drunk to Fuck

"You're gonna make me spill my beer/If you don't learn how to steer" - Passenger Side

"I went down, lit up the shack/Grabbed me a beer out of the sack" - Beercan

"If I'm drinkin' well you know that you're my friend/And I say, 'I think I'll have myself a beer'" - Beer Reel Big Fish

"I've tried 'em all and it may sound queer/But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer" - Beer Asylum St. Spankers

"All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast/All I wanna eat is them BBQ chips." Beer For Breakfast the Mats

"If you see me walkin' down the line/With my favorite honky tonk in mind/I'll be here around suppertime/With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine" - Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers

"Its a can of Coors brewed from a mountain stream/It'll set your head on fire and make your kidneys scream" - Colorado Kool-Aid

"Every morning just before breakfast/I don't want no coffee or tea/Just me and my good buddy Weiser/That's all I'll ever need" - I Drink Alone


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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 06:09:00 am »
Just watching the bubbles in my beer.  The Texas Playboys, Willie Nelson

There's a tear in my beer cause I'm crying for you,dear
You are on my lonely mind
Into these last few beers, I have shed a million tears
You are on my lonely mind
I'm gonna keep drinking until I'm petrified
And then maybe these tears will leave my eyes
There's a tear in my beer cause I'm crying for you dear
You are on my lonely mind
Hank Williams

Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills music
When I hear Faded Love I feel at home
Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills music
Have kept my heart alive since you've been gone
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It's lonely here at night without the bright lights
There ain't no playoff series that we're near
The glory that was ours has gone to Philly
There's nothing left but crying in our beer
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Re: Beer
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 06:19:36 am »
Need I say more?

Anyway...Alaskan Amber from the Alaskan Brewing Company.  Fantastic.  I had six tonight.

Is this the beer with the cap that says 'Made in Alaska'?  I've had those, and kept the cap 'cause I was made in Alaska.

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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 07:56:57 am »
Need I say more?

Anyway...Alaskan Amber from the Alaskan Brewing Company.  Fantastic.  I had six tonight.

yes, yes it is. i made a pilgrimage to the brewery in Juneau and its tasting room a year ago. sadly, they do not ship to Texas.
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 09:10:32 am »
Need I say more?

Anyway...Alaskan Amber from the Alaskan Brewing Company.  Fantastic.  I had six tonight.
not to much of  a beer person and my tastes are far from gourmet, but the shiners has been taking the edge off and i am picking up my remote less and less to see if the astros game is on
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 09:10:56 am »
Anyone spotted it at Spec's, yet?  Just because they don't ship to Texas, it doesn't mean those witches wouldn't have it.....necessarily.
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 09:16:41 am »
The Astros season must be over if the beer thread starts before lunch on Wednesday.
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 11:48:37 am »
One of the great beers ever.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2007, 03:10:00 pm »
Beer lyrics:

"And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert." - Sunday Morning Coming Down.
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2007, 03:24:55 pm »
"In heaven there is no beer/That's why we drink it here."

"And when we're gone from here/All our friends will be drinking all our beer"

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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2007, 03:38:53 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2007, 04:43:34 pm »
always one of my favorites:

I saw Big Bear Henry and Two Turtle Jim
Drivin' into town and they were ridin' on their rims
Sold their tires to buy themselves a couple of cases of beer
They got there a little too late
So they broke down the door and shot up the place
Now everybody's gone crazy around here...

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Re: Beer
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2007, 08:36:11 pm »
Anyone spotted it at Spec's, yet?  Just because they don't ship to Texas, it doesn't mean those witches wouldn't have it.....necessarily.


I have not seen it anywhere but in Alaska and California, but I don't know where they ship it.  I'm in Alaska now, and plan to drink as much as possible before I leave.
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2007, 11:11:21 pm »

  I'm in Alaska now, and plan to drink as much as possible before I leave.

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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 08:36:22 am »
The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
so I had one more for desert... Chris

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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2007, 10:00:53 am »
Bier her, Bier her
Oder ich fall 'rum.  Hierher!
Bier her, Bier her
Oder ich fall 'rum.

Soll das Bier im Keller liegen
Und wir hier das 'Noch mal' kriegen?
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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2007, 11:35:43 am »
On the first day of Christmas
My true lover gave to me
A beer......
....in a tree!
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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2007, 09:22:37 am »
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...damn!..looks like fun!...waterfalls and shit...I'm absolutely in!...give me that damned Kronenbourg 1664!..the one I didn't drop....
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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2007, 09:32:14 am »
Hideous 1664 story; Air France gives it away for free and will serve you all you want if you attempt to speek frog to the flight staff.  Last leg into Riyadh two weeks ago, I think to myself, "self, time to drink up, we're 1.5 hours out and it's Ramadan where I'm going...".  Just then, announcement comes overhead, "We've just entered KSA airspace, please hand all unfinished alcohol to your flight staff as they walk by".  Looooong week in the Kingdom.

I have a buddy who took a 3-year contract out there, and said he was more drunk more often there than at any other time in his life.  He lived on a compound where the authorities operate a don't ask, don't tell policy.  The houses were all built with a "boiler room" on an outside wall so that when the stills blew up (as they often did) the explosion went outwards from the house.  They would get trashed on moonshine all the time.  Some enterprising folks even made beer by taking non-alcoholic beer that is perfectly legal, then putting it a big tub with sugar and yeast.

He re-upped for another 3 years at the end.  Partly because he enjoyed the work and partly because the tax free money had helped him pay off his debts, pay off his whore of an ex-wife and pay someone to finish building his kit car that he'd struggled with for years (and which he blew up by over-revving it first time out of the garage).

ETA:  Isn't all beer free on international flights (Continental is the exception, not the rule in my experience)?
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« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2007, 09:52:51 am »
ETA:  Isn't all beer free on international flights (Continental is the exception, not the rule in my experience)?

As of last week it is most definitely NOT free on international American Airlines flights.
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« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2007, 10:03:03 am »
As of last week it is most definitely NOT free on international American Airlines flights.

Free on Cathay Pacific, but no American carrier that I can think of (except in premium class).

By the way, I was introduced to Królewski last night, and it is really good!  I wonder if Specs will lay some in.
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2007, 10:17:10 am »
Free on Cathay Pacific, but no American carrier that I can think of (except in premium class).

And they all went from free to ridiculous.  $5 for a can of beer!

FWIW, BA still gives free booze in the cheap seats, and they have 4 classes of seat.
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« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2007, 01:48:19 pm »
I'm in Alaska now, and plan to drink as much as possible before I leave.

If you're still up there, try the Pale also and let me know what you think. May place an order and might as well mix it up.