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Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« on: August 22, 2007, 10:15:08 am »
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I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 10:17:36 am »
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 10:18:46 am »
I'm confident they'll fill the void with more crap.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 10:25:15 am »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on August 22, 2007, 10:18:46 am
I'm confident they'll fill the void with more video clips of John McClain slobbering over Anna Megan Raley's chesticles.

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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 12:16:10 pm »
Tuxedo Charters 4 Any Event? What the fuck kind of name is that? I guess clownpenis.fart was taken.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 12:22:43 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on August 22, 2007, 10:15:08 am
Adios, John P. Lopez.

Here's my favorite "comment" at the bottom of the page:

"your inciteful writing will be missed by reflective sports enthusiasts,"
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2007, 12:25:21 pm »
From the comments:

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Posted by: Alyson F. at August 21, 2007 09:13 PM

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2007, 12:26:06 pm »
Quote from: Kevin on August 22, 2007, 12:22:43 pm
Here's my favorite "comment" at the bottom of the page:

"your inciteful writing will be missed by reflective sports enthusiasts,"

Ahh... the insightful revelations of illiteracy combined with ignorance.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2007, 12:27:05 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on August 22, 2007, 12:25:21 pm
From the comments:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

As did A.F. I'm sure.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 12:27:50 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on August 22, 2007, 12:25:21 pm
From the comments:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

My mouth didn't catch it.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 12:33:22 pm »
Quote from: Kevin on August 22, 2007, 12:22:43 pm
Here's my favorite "comment" at the bottom of the page:

"your inciteful writing will be missed by reflective sports enthusiasts,"

I like to think that might have been intentional. Kind of like Berkman's "writer of wrongs" quip.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 12:35:29 pm »
Quote from: austro on August 22, 2007, 12:33:22 pm
I like to think that might have been intentional. Kind of like Berkman's "writer of wrongs" quip.

That is how I read it.
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Re: Comical takes baby steps to respectability
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 02:40:13 pm »
STEPHEN A SMITH is getting run off from his writing gig too, reportedly.


http://deadspin.com/sports/cheesy-doodles/stephen-a-smiths-caps-lock-to-get-a-well+deserved-break-292154.php

Reading that you could really replace Richard Justice (or JdJO) for STEPHEN A SMITH, minus the references the shift key.

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Sources believe Smith's column has been in the cross-hairs for some time. "There was a time when the powers that be were just happy to have somebody that's on ESPN on the masthead," says a source who spoke on condition of anonymity. "But I think the new leadership has been asking itself for a while now whether or not the columns [he] was turning in were justifying his [reportedly generous] salary.


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The good news is that no longer will Stephen A. Smith be weighed down by the burdens of, you know, sportswriting.

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