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By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« on: August 13, 2007, 12:53:38 am »
Over two years (actually two weeks) in the making and at a whopping 40 additions, the largest installation to date! Unfortunately, this will have to hold you until probably late '09, as I am incapable of further Googling and disenchanted by the fact that I only appeared on the second page of results for "Sheriff Blaylock" and not the first.

Pertinent links below. Thanks to Limey, Noe, Andy, Alyson, Curly, Scott and probably others for giving me ideas/input. I know for a fact that Dan Wheeler looks like Tim Duncan, but can't get the photographic evidence to prove it. Anybody can help with that, much obliged in advance.

Separated at Birth 3: The Search For Spock

And a couple additions to the Berkman Annex

The Separated at Birth canon
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Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 08:03:50 am »
Brilliance.
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 08:19:36 am »
Beautiful job.
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 09:22:39 am »
Outstanding! 

No love for Wigginton/Pvt Pyle?
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Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 10:00:16 am »
Quote from: Andyzipp on August 13, 2007, 09:22:39 am
Outstanding!

Thanks, and also for the excellent material.

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No love for Wigginton/Pvt Pyle?

OK, will appear in the next sequel. But isn't Wigginton a TE for Jacksonville? If you're not talking about the psycho from Full Metal Jacket, kudos on finding a black man that looks like Jim Nabors.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2007, 10:14:30 am »
Quote from: Kevin on August 13, 2007, 10:00:16 am
Thanks, and also for the excellent material.

OK, will appear in the next sequel. But isn't Wigginton a TE for Jacksonville? If you're not talking about the psycho from Full Metal Jacket, kudos on finding a black man that looks like Jim Nabors.

Few more pounds, and I hope to be entered in the Berkman Annex.

And you might not of noticed, but the Astros dealt for another one of Tampa Bay's "almost" third-sackers. 

http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=103387.0
« Last Edit: August 13, 2007, 10:16:19 am by Andyzipp »
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2007, 11:51:12 am »
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Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2007, 11:54:48 am »
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2007, 12:15:45 pm »

Great work.

Anyone who can work in an Ed Grimley reference becomes an instant personal hero of mine. 

You rule.
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 06:32:59 am »
Quote from: strosrays on August 13, 2007, 12:15:45 pm
Great work.

Anyone who can work in an Ed Grimley reference becomes an instant personal hero of mine. 

You rule.

Nice avatar. Anyone who works in a Dobbs avatar on an Astros' fan forum is an instant short duration personal savior of main.
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2007, 06:39:10 am »
Yeah yeah, sure Baggy makes an ugly chick, but is she really the ugliest girl on the internet? Did have have a contest or something?

Anyway, all that shit was pretty darn funny.
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2007, 09:47:20 am »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on August 15, 2007, 06:39:10 am
Yeah yeah, sure Baggy makes an ugly chick, but is she really the ugliest girl on the internet? Did have have a contest or something?

Anyway, all that shit was pretty darn funny.

Thanks. I put a 5-minute time limit and a no-photoshop rule on the ugly chick search, so this is by no means absolute. If there's uglier chicks out there that resemble Bagwell, start posting the links. Will give us something to do today.
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2007, 11:23:04 am »
Circa '91 Bagwell looks a lot like Jeff Juden from the original S.A.B.
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2007, 11:26:14 am »
Ah yes - from when all the Astros logos were whitewashed off the site.
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2007, 05:11:44 pm »
Ensberg/Stoops is uncanny.
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Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2007, 06:24:58 pm »
I've always been creeped out by the Ensberg-Stoops, to the point of asking myself on occasion "Why is Ensberg fielding questions about Adrian Peterson?"
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Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2007, 01:29:21 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on August 13, 2007, 10:14:30 am
Few more pounds, and I hope to be entered in the Berkman Annex.

And you might not of noticed, but the Astros dealt for another one of Tampa Bay's "almost" third-sackers. 

http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=103387.0

I finally figured it out--Berkman looks like "that guy."  You, know that guy--the guy with the unmistakable look of having just taken a huge steaming dump in your bathroom and didn't flush.  Or, maybe that's just Craig.
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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2007, 04:15:36 pm »
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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2007, 11:57:18 pm »
Kevin,

This is utterly f'in brilliant as always.

I laughed, I cried, it was better than "Cats." 
I'd reread it again...

My hat's off to you, sir.
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2007, 07:32:26 am »
Pence, with his new shaved dome, looks like Renton from Trainspotting.
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Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2007, 08:44:40 am »
Quote from: JimR on August 15, 2007, 05:11:44 pm
Ensberg/Stoops is uncanny.

I remember when Ensberg first came up that's all I could think of when I saw him.
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Re: By Odin's beard! Separated at Birth returns
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 12:26:35 pm »
Quote from: Limey on August 22, 2007, 07:32:26 am
Pence, with his new shaved dome, looks like Renton from Trainspotting.
Pravata's recent fixation with weasels makes it increasingly difficult for me to tell the two apart:
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http://www.orangewhoopass.com/graphics/softball04/Pravata_Gleach.jpg

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