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Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« on: December 06, 2007, 03:36:10 pm »
I don't know what it is about 80s Astros baseball and shithole coastal Texas towns – maybe they're metaphors for each other. Anyway, I had been working on this off and on during the spring before strosrays posted his awesome George Bjorkman tale. Since parts of his rang eerily similar, I decided not to post mine. But I went back to it earlier this week, finished it and changed my mind about not posting it.

It's long, mostly fiction, laden with profanity and I don't know if it's worth reading, but it belongs here.

Oh, special thanks to whoever posted the YouTube link of Davis' final Home Run Spectacular clout earlier this year before it was heroically removed by MLB Advanced Media.

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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 04:01:20 pm »
"Wicho and I had started talking about the scoreboard and how big an asshole Bud Adams is..."

Man, I miss the Oilers.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 04:07:54 pm »
Outstanding.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 04:21:35 pm »
It's long, mostly fiction, laden with profanity...

Sounds like my cock.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 07:15:43 pm »
I don't know what it is about 80s Astros baseball and shithole coastal Texas towns – maybe they're metaphors for each other. Anyway, I had been working on this off and on during the spring before strosrays posted his awesome George Bjorkman tale. Since parts of his rang eerily similar, I decided not to post mine. But I went back to it earlier this week, finished it and changed my mind about not posting it.

It's long, mostly fiction, laden with profanity and I don't know if it's worth reading, but it belongs here.
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I am glad you decided to post this, after all.  Excellent.

It will require a fair amount of presumption on my part, but from now on I will think of this and the Bjorkman story you mentioned as companion pieces.  I kept thinking of that while reading yours.  At the least, they are similar in that both emphasize the only things that matter when you are in your twenties and living in Tier 1, as the insurance-types like to call it -- the ocean, the Astros, women, and beer.  In that order, more or less.

Great story, Kevin.  It not only belongs, but is now part of the canon.

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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 07:31:56 pm »
It's long, mostly fiction, laden with profanity and I don't know if it's worth reading, but it belongs here.

Wow. You and StrosRays are definitely masters of the form.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 07:37:06 pm »
Great story, Kevin. Thanks for posting it.

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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2007, 08:24:23 am »
A fine read, I miss the Great Wall too.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 09:42:32 am »
Fuck tomorrow!  My new mantra.  Great stuff Kevin, thanks for sharing.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 09:47:33 am »
I've traded cases of beer to shrimpers but never issues of Penthouse.  Brilliance.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 12:28:48 pm »
Great story Kevin.

You really captured a moment.

I don't know what it is about 80s Astros baseball and shithole coastal Texas towns – maybe they're metaphors for each other. Anyway, I had been working on this off and on during the spring before strosrays posted his awesome George Bjorkman tale. Since parts of his rang eerily similar, I decided not to post mine. But I went back to it earlier this week, finished it and changed my mind about not posting it.

It's long, mostly fiction, laden with profanity and I don't know if it's worth reading, but it belongs here.

Oh, special thanks to whoever posted the YouTube link of Davis' final Home Run Spectacular clout earlier this year before it was heroically removed by MLB Advanced Media.

The link

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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 12:54:35 pm »
Man, I miss the Oilers.

Me too, even if they did screw up the Dome.

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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 01:33:23 pm »
Great story Kevin.

You really captured a moment.


My wife looked at me funny when I started laughing out loud about Wicho's predicament.
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 02:21:27 pm »
Me too, even if they did screw up the Dome.

Somewhere I think I've still got my dad's old hand towels that said, "Love 'ya, Blue!"  We only broke those out for parties and other classy occasions.
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 08:04:00 pm »
a fine job - nice read!
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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 10:02:23 am »
Thanks all!

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Re: Crikey, ten years of Pine Tar Rag
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2007, 12:40:09 am »
I grew up in Brownsville and my dad was a shrimper...

needless to say, the story had me rolling.