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Shut-out foils sweep plans

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Dodgers 2
Astros NIL

W: Billingsley (4-0) | L: Wandy (1-2) | S: Broxton (5)
HR: NIL

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Wandy pitched another gem. 6 innings, 1 run. The Astros line up was controlled by Billingsley for 7+ innings and wasn’t able to muster a run as the lone Dodgers score in the 1st held up and the Good Guys dropped the series finale 2-0.

Berkman’s struggles at the plate are maddening. 3 times up with men on, 2 Ks and a GIDP. Miggy was tested tonight in the field and had a rough go of it. A grounder off of his glove diving to his right in the 7th turned into the Dodgers insurance run. But his double in the 1st was as far as any Astros got against Billingsley who snuffed all threats with an efficient mix of pitches that induced either a K or ground ball outs.

Torre pulled Billingsley at the 1st hint of trouble. With 1 out in the 8th, Bourn reached on an infield single and Broxton was brought in to close it out. Pence lined to short and Kaz grounded to 1st to end the 8th.

Bottom 9 was wacky. Miggy singled followed by 2 quick Ks of Berkman and Lee. Then Blum was (was not) hit in the foot by a pitch, bringing the winning run to the dish in Erstad. First pitch to him bounced 3 feet in front of the plate, off C Martin and over towards the Astros dugout, moving the tying runners into scoring position. Erstad swung at the next 3 pitches, a nasty curve and 2 filthy sliders, connecting on the second and sending it bouncing lazily to Loney at 1st who ended it unassisted.

Bud’s Bunch roll into town for the weekend on a 2-gamer. Gallardo vs. Paulino tomorrow, first pitch 7:05.

Minor Recaps for Most of the Week

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Duman in From the Bus Stop

Work got into way of the last two day’s recaps so I am doing a little catching up today.

Lexington split a double header with West Virginia on Monday night.  Game 1 showed stellar pitching as Kyle Greenwalt went 6 innings giving up 3 harmless hits and a walk while sending 4 Power batters back to the bench with their bat in their hands.  Daniel Meszaros picked up his 4th save of the season by striking out 2 in the 7th.  He has giving up 1 hit and a walk in 5 IP this season while fanning 8 batters.

In game 2 the offense put up 3 runs again but it wasn’t enough this time.  Frederico Hernandez accounted for a 3 runs with a 3 run homer to tie the game in the 4th.  The power responded with 3 more runs off Jose Trinidad in the 5th to give them a 6-3 win and a split of the double header.

The Lexington pitching is getting a great deal of praise.  Tom Lawless, Lexington manager had this to say after the split.

“It boils down to the pitching,” Lawless said. “If you go out there and attack the strike zone … and we make most of the plays, we’re in the ball game.”

Also Tuesday, Brian McTaggart of the Chronicle did a blog on the Lexington pitchers citing praise from Ricky Bennett.

“They all have enough talent to pitch at the major league level,” Bennett said. “But we all know there are bumps in the round along the way. From a talent standpoint and maturity standpoint, we’re hoping they’re up to the challenge.”

McTaggart also checked the enthusiasm with this tid bit.

The last time the Astros had such a talented group of young pitchers come through their system was a decade ago when Roy Oswalt, Wade Miller, Carlos Hernandez and Tim Redding were turning heads.

Oswalt is a bona fide star, Redding had limited success and Miller and Hernandez were slowed by injuries. If the Astros can get at least two of these guys to stick, they’ll be thrilled.

Tuesday, Jordan Lyles had his roughest outing yet and the offense called in anemic as the Legends got trounced 12-0.

Lyles gave up 4 earned runs in 4 1/3 innings.  He fanned 6 but gave up 9 hits, hit a batter and issued an intintional walk.  Brian Wabick was shelled for 5 earned runs in the 2/3 innings he pitched.

Brandon Barnes got one of the two hits the Legends had on the night.  Barnes is hitting .333 on the season, however his splits tell us a different story.  The right handed hitting Barnes is hitting leftiess at a .778 clip (7 for9).  He is only hitting right handers at  a .200 clip (6 for 30).

Before we get to Wednesday’s outcome, let’s look at the manager had to say about Tuesdays effort:

“We came … six hours on the bus (Monday night and early Tuesday morning) and these young kids don’t know what travel days are about and we just weren’t ready to play,” said Lexington manager Tom Lawless of Tuesday’s first game in the series. “We got a good night’s rest and came out today ready to play and focused.”

Being ready to play and focused lead to a 4-3 Legends win.  Ross Seaton got the win and Daniel Meszaros earned the save putting out a fire in the 9th, striking out a batter with the tying run on second.  Phil Disher hit is first homer of the season.

Lancaster

On Monday, Jose Duran gave up 3 solo home runs before the pitching coach said “no mas”.  J. B. Shuck had 3 hits but the JetHawks only had 4 as a team as they went down 3-1 in defeat.

Tuesday, their offense improved but the pitching got worse in an 11-4 drumming at the hands of Inland Empire.  Not much more needs to be said about this game.

Wednesday, the JetHawks broke a 6 game losing streak by riding Chris Hick’s pitching peformance to a 4-3 victory.   Hicks fanned 6 and pitched out of basesloaded jams in two innings.  Brian Pellegrini hit his 7th homer of the season, tying him for the most homers in all of minor league baseball. J. B. Shuck had his had his 4th multi hit game in 5 games.  He is currently riding a 7 game hitting streak (12 out of 30) and has reached base in each of his last 10 games.  On the flip side, Jason Castro is cooling off.  He is hitless in his last 4 games.

Corpus Christi had 8 starters get 2 hits in Monday’s game.  Only Wlad Sutil didn’t but he did get a hit as the Hooks batters battered NW Ark. pitching for 17 hits and 12 runs in a 12-6 victory.

Tuesday, the Hooks got home runs from Colin DeLome and Mitch Einertson but it wasn’t enough as they went down 9-7.  Apparently there was some issue as to whether Einertson’s homer really left the park.  The Natural’s manager had this to say:

I’m still not sure about the second home run. For it to bounce like it did, I thought it had to hit the top of the pad (on the outfield fence). That’s a tough call.”

Round Rock is in the midst of a 4 game slide.  Jose Capellan saw his record drop to 0-3 and his ERA balloon to 12.21 after giving up 6 runs in 5 1/3 IP on Monday.  The Express was defeated 7-5.

Tuesday, the Express were defeated 4-1.  J. R. Towles had to leave the game after fouling a ball of his face.

Wednesday, the Express went 2 for 11 with runners in scoring position.  You squander those opportunities, you most likely will lose.  The Express did just that, dropping their 4th straight 8-3.

“It wasn’t pretty,” said Express manager Marc Bombard, whose team is hitting just .208 this season with runners in scoring position. “We had some chances. We’ve just got to keep plugging away.”

The will get some major league help as some rehabbing pitchers come to visit.  Brian Moehler is scheduled to start on Friday and Brandon Backe will join the team on Monday.

Good Guys dispose of Dojers, recycle positive vibes and happiness for second straight day

Posted on April 23, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Astros 6
Dojers 5

W: Sampson (1-0) | L: Belisario (0-1) | S: Hawkins (1)
HR: Where to begin?…

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Organic, fair trade, suitable for top-dressing lawns

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On a night where the lead went back and forth on some mammoth clouts from both sides, it was a really shitty pitchout and a grounder up the middle that put the Good Guys over the top in this one. [/clichedrecapintro] The ‘Stros overcame adversity throughout, battling hard on a night when they were hampered by having to play in caps made of hemp, recycled plastic bags, mulch and ground-up hippie innards (for coloring). It’s not easy to maintain focus when your sweat causes your lid to start composting in the third inning, but the team hung in there admirably.

In his return to MMPUS, Randy “Wolf” Wolf cruised through his first three innings of work, limiting Houston to a single with three Ks, and it looked like we were going to be settling in for another night of limited offense. That started to change in the bottom of the fourth, when Flapjack reached on a single, and Thunderpants followed with a huge shot over the hill in center for a 2-0 lead. Jason Michaels added a double before the inning fizzled out.

Whoever had “top of the sixth” in the Oswalt Inning™ pool, step up and claim your prize. After mowing LA down for five innings, Roy didn’t so much run of gas in the sixth – it’s more that he ran out of control. Alternating between painting the black and having no fucking idea where the ball was going, Sparky spent most of the inning flailing off the left side of the mound and generally displaying complete frustration with his pitches. The result was roughly what you’d expect: two ponches, a walk, and three taters of varying distances and degrees of impressiveness.

Manny lead off the procession of swats with a blast that still hasn’t landed, and was last seen heading northwest out of downtown, preparing to merge onto I-10 and head west for a day trip to San Antonio. Ethier followed with a tiny poke into the boxes, which initially looked like it may have been helped over by a fan spectator. Upon further review (by JD and Brownie, not the umpires), it turned out that not one, but two guys with extremely poor depth perception had leaned out over the field of play to haul in a souvenir at the expense of the Good Guys, with the ball splitting the dumbass uprights, landing behind both of them. After a walk to Martin, Blake capped off the inning with a blast that looked to be heading foul, but went so fucking far over the top of the sammich pole in left that only Google Earth and intel satellite analysts know for sure. It would probably be following Manny’s ball to the Riverwalk, but leaving an impact crater in the side of Union Station slowed it down considerably.

Down 4-2, the ‘Stros got back to work in the bottom half of the inning, with Twinkie working a leadoff walk and El Kabong following up with a flare single that should have been set to calliope music or Yackety Sax. Following a strikeout by Beaker, Michaels tied the game up with a double to the base of the wall in deep left center, but was erased trying to stretch it to a triple (leading the road broadcast to wonder if the second run scored before he was tagged out. It was the second out. FML). Watching Michaels play, you can’t help but feel that inside the body of the marginally effective journeyman role player, there is a Mike Lamb-grade journeyman slugger that just wants to get out. Let your inner slugger out, Jason (NTTAWWT). Let him mash and be free.

Look at him go, Coop!  (Image: Ty in Tampa)

Look at him go, Coop! (Image: Ty in Tampa)

The Dojers took the lead again in the eighth, as Ethier opened Sampson’s second inning of relief work with a single, and scored on a Loney double to left. Sampson kept it at 5-4 by retiring the next three. The deficit was brief, as Fat Elvis blasted a one-out smokey over the train tracks off of Belisario to knot it back up at 5-5. With two outs, Gunther  bounced one over the wall in left for a double, bringing up Blum to hit for Sampson. In trying to intentionally walk him, Belisario fired one wide right, which caromed off Martin, allowing Pence to move to third. Pudge slapped the first pitch he saw straight back through the box (SFW) for the lead, and eventual game-winner. Much rejoicing was had. For his part, Coop didn’t think the wild pitch was an issue. “Hunter is a very aggressive base runner and I think undoubtedly he would have scored there.” Undoubtedly. Yes. Very aggressive.

Hawkins set ’em down in order to nail down the win in the ninth, earning his first save while filling in for El Ponche Loco, who is day-to-day with a pair of oversized brass cajones. Best wishes on a speedy recovery. The Good Guys look to piss on the Dojers again tonight, with an interesting matchup of Home Wandy v. the torrid Chad Billingsley. For their part, LA looks to break up the ‘Stros momentum by distracting them with… whatever the hell this is:

The Aristocrats!

The Aristocrats!

BONUS: For the reading-disinclined, you can make this even harder to understand by letting this handsome fellow do the heavy lifting for you (hat tip: Ebby Calvin)…

Glorious comebacks, Oswalt Inning

No rehab for Brocail, Astros 4% down, Oswalt v. Ramirez

Posted on April 23, 2009 by pravata in News You Can Use

When he first went to the DL Brocail said “I don’t think a rehab will be necessary.” Link

Ignoring Brocail’s “advice”, Wednesday Cecil Cooper and Dewey Robinson said that Brocail would make a Minor League rehab appearance Saturday.

About an hour before game time, however, that plan had changed. ( “I don’t think a rehab will be necessary.”)

Erstad wasn’t surprised to hear that Brocail was trying to get out of the Minor League rehab outing, and according to the veteran outfielder, Brocail is ready now.

“He was the same Brocail,” Erstad said. “Ball moving in every direction possible, he’s screaming at you in the batter’s box. He’s in peak form. He’s ready.” Link

Brocail understands Valverde

Why did Valverde insist, over the advice of the assistant trainer, the manager and his catcher, on pitching on one leg?  Brocail said it has more to do with a pitcher’s “hate for hitters.”

“They’re out there whacking stuff off our bodies,” Brocail said. “You want to turn around and get somebody out before you have to get off that mound. They hate us as much as we hate them. I guess it is a pride thing. You want to show that hitter didn’t hurt you one bit, and you want to finish the inning and go shake hands.” Link

Astros lose value

New report from Forbes says that the Astros declined 4% since last season, they’re still listed as “worth” $445 million, which is in the middle for a baseball team according to Forbes. Also their debt ratio is extremely low at 12% Link

Oswalt in a measuring contest
Oswalt said he was looking forward to confronting Manny Ramirez.
“It should be fun,” he said. “Should be a challenge, for sure. He’s one of the best in the game at hitting. You like to see what you’ve got.” Link

Oswalt got a roller to 2nd, a K swinging, and a monster bomb.

This is why YouTube was invented, for this very thing!

Posted on April 22, 2009 by Noe in Austin in Media, Videos

Laugh if you will, but I like this. A lot. This guy is so, ahum… something or other, but it’s some good stuff here.

It only hurts when I do this…

Posted on April 22, 2009 by pravata in News You Can Use

Valverde has a bruised right ankle and he pulled his right calf muscle when he stretched out on the ground trying to field the ball.

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