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  • Posts tagged "Glorious comebacks"

Big night in the Hunter’s Lodge

Posted on June 4, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Astros 6
Rukkakes 4

W: Byrdak (1-1) | L: Marquis (7-4) | S: Sampson (3)
HR: Pence (6), Stewart (8)

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The Good Guys rallied late last night pulling out a solid 6-4 victory, their fifth in the last six after that fugly six game losing jag. Houston jumped on top in the first, plating three on a series of five singles and a ground out.

The game cruised smoothly along after that until the fifth, when Moehler got himself in a bit of trouble. After singles by Hawpe and Smith, Ian Stewart stepped in with one out and absolutely crushed a meatball into the right field upper tank, knotting the game at 3-3.

In the bottom half of the frame, Gunther lead off with a shot off the wall in left center that was thisclose to getting out. He settled instead for an easy stand-up triple, and the lead looked assured with Flapjack stepping in for his customary automatic sac fly. Instead, he grounded it back up the middle, and Marquis knocked it down with his pitching hand (perhaps not a great idea), held the runner, and got the out. Twinkie was pitched around and intentionally walked after he didn’t bite, and Pudge obliged the Rockies with the courtesy GIDP they were looking for. Cue sad trombone.

In the sixth, Fowler lead off with a double, and Barmes reached on a bunt single towards the third base side that no one bothered to field, as Moehler instead shuffled around the infield like a senile geriatric at Luby’s. Key lime pie or banana custard? TOO MANY OPTIONS! Helton’s facemuff powered a sac fly to left that El Kabong should have flipped back into the infield, but he tried instead to throw it to gleach, allowing Barmes to take second while Fowler jogged home. The ‘Stros put Hawpe on intentionally, but everyone moved up on a wild pitch, as a third wheel came off, and sparks streamed from the rims. Then just like that, everything came back together. Atkins grounded to third, and Blum went home with it, with Pudge tagging Barmes out as he tried to scramble back to third. Smith flew out to left, and the side was retired, amazingly with only a one-run lead to show for all that calamity.

Byrdak set Colorado down in order in the seventh, and Thunderpants tied it back up with a blast over the tracks leading off the bottom half. The Caballo and Fat Elvis followed with singles, and Pudge battled through an AB that ended with a liner right to 3B. Blum came up one down, runners first and second, and grounded into what looked to be a double play. However Peralta is not a 1B, and he was all flailing limbs and fail when trying to dig the return throw, which got past him and caromed off of Blum, getting too far away for anyone to throw out Flapjack’s fat ass at home. The Good Guys took a 5-4 lead, doing it with style and grace.

Sampson got through the eighth with a double and IBB, and Bourn got something going in the ‘Stros half with a one-out single up the middle. After swiping second on a Tejada ponche, he took third on a passed ball. Pence plated Bourn with a two-out single, his fourth hit and third RBI on the night. I’m not sure which of the 2,000 people attending were in the Hunter’s Lodge, but I’m sure they were just tickled about the whole thing. Sampson took the insurance run into the ninth, and closed it out with a little traffic but no scoring. This apparently marked the first two-inning save in something like four years, which seems like a typo. Nice job, regardless. The Good Guys go for the four-game sweep tonight, with Home Wandy taking the hill v. Jason Hammel. Go get ’em.

Glorious comebacks

Good Guys dispose of Dojers, recycle positive vibes and happiness for second straight day

Posted on April 23, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Astros 6
Dojers 5

W: Sampson (1-0) | L: Belisario (0-1) | S: Hawkins (1)
HR: Where to begin?…

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Organic, fair trade, suitable for top-dressing lawns

Organic, fair trade, suitable for top-dressing lawns

On a night where the lead went back and forth on some mammoth clouts from both sides, it was a really shitty pitchout and a grounder up the middle that put the Good Guys over the top in this one. [/clichedrecapintro] The ‘Stros overcame adversity throughout, battling hard on a night when they were hampered by having to play in caps made of hemp, recycled plastic bags, mulch and ground-up hippie innards (for coloring). It’s not easy to maintain focus when your sweat causes your lid to start composting in the third inning, but the team hung in there admirably.

In his return to MMPUS, Randy “Wolf” Wolf cruised through his first three innings of work, limiting Houston to a single with three Ks, and it looked like we were going to be settling in for another night of limited offense. That started to change in the bottom of the fourth, when Flapjack reached on a single, and Thunderpants followed with a huge shot over the hill in center for a 2-0 lead. Jason Michaels added a double before the inning fizzled out.

Whoever had “top of the sixth” in the Oswalt Inning™ pool, step up and claim your prize. After mowing LA down for five innings, Roy didn’t so much run of gas in the sixth – it’s more that he ran out of control. Alternating between painting the black and having no fucking idea where the ball was going, Sparky spent most of the inning flailing off the left side of the mound and generally displaying complete frustration with his pitches. The result was roughly what you’d expect: two ponches, a walk, and three taters of varying distances and degrees of impressiveness.

Manny lead off the procession of swats with a blast that still hasn’t landed, and was last seen heading northwest out of downtown, preparing to merge onto I-10 and head west for a day trip to San Antonio. Ethier followed with a tiny poke into the boxes, which initially looked like it may have been helped over by a fan spectator. Upon further review (by JD and Brownie, not the umpires), it turned out that not one, but two guys with extremely poor depth perception had leaned out over the field of play to haul in a souvenir at the expense of the Good Guys, with the ball splitting the dumbass uprights, landing behind both of them. After a walk to Martin, Blake capped off the inning with a blast that looked to be heading foul, but went so fucking far over the top of the sammich pole in left that only Google Earth and intel satellite analysts know for sure. It would probably be following Manny’s ball to the Riverwalk, but leaving an impact crater in the side of Union Station slowed it down considerably.

Down 4-2, the ‘Stros got back to work in the bottom half of the inning, with Twinkie working a leadoff walk and El Kabong following up with a flare single that should have been set to calliope music or Yackety Sax. Following a strikeout by Beaker, Michaels tied the game up with a double to the base of the wall in deep left center, but was erased trying to stretch it to a triple (leading the road broadcast to wonder if the second run scored before he was tagged out. It was the second out. FML). Watching Michaels play, you can’t help but feel that inside the body of the marginally effective journeyman role player, there is a Mike Lamb-grade journeyman slugger that just wants to get out. Let your inner slugger out, Jason (NTTAWWT). Let him mash and be free.

Look at him go, Coop!  (Image: Ty in Tampa)

Look at him go, Coop! (Image: Ty in Tampa)

The Dojers took the lead again in the eighth, as Ethier opened Sampson’s second inning of relief work with a single, and scored on a Loney double to left. Sampson kept it at 5-4 by retiring the next three. The deficit was brief, as Fat Elvis blasted a one-out smokey over the train tracks off of Belisario to knot it back up at 5-5. With two outs, Gunther  bounced one over the wall in left for a double, bringing up Blum to hit for Sampson. In trying to intentionally walk him, Belisario fired one wide right, which caromed off Martin, allowing Pence to move to third. Pudge slapped the first pitch he saw straight back through the box (SFW) for the lead, and eventual game-winner. Much rejoicing was had. For his part, Coop didn’t think the wild pitch was an issue. “Hunter is a very aggressive base runner and I think undoubtedly he would have scored there.” Undoubtedly. Yes. Very aggressive.

Hawkins set ’em down in order to nail down the win in the ninth, earning his first save while filling in for El Ponche Loco, who is day-to-day with a pair of oversized brass cajones. Best wishes on a speedy recovery. The Good Guys look to piss on the Dojers again tonight, with an interesting matchup of Home Wandy v. the torrid Chad Billingsley. For their part, LA looks to break up the ‘Stros momentum by distracting them with… whatever the hell this is:

The Aristocrats!

The Aristocrats!

BONUS: For the reading-disinclined, you can make this even harder to understand by letting this handsome fellow do the heavy lifting for you (hat tip: Ebby Calvin)…

Glorious comebacks, Oswalt Inning

CHACON WINS! CHACON WINS!

Posted on May 22, 2008 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Astros 5
Baby Bears 3

W: CHACON! (1-0) | L: Gallagher  (1-1) | S: Valverde (14)

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The victorious pitcher, shown at actual size

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Astros and Friars see-saw; Berkman rips see-saw off hinges, hits home run with it

Posted on April 3, 2008 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Astros 9
Padres 6

W: Valverde (1-0) | L: Hoffman (0-1)

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(Editor’s note: It’s a west coast game! Again! I have coffee and a goal of 1,000 words! A lot of coffee! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!)

It took exactly 3 games before we all got to see exactly what we’ve been expecting out of this season. Namely, uneven pitching, a scary lineup, and a close, high-scoring game. Let’s go straight to the tape…

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