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Finally… TWiB has come back to SnS!

Posted on May 21, 2009 by MusicMan in Featured, SnS TWIB

twib_largeThis Week Month Season to Date in Baseball
Once upon a time, a humble writer took it upon himself to summarize the goings-on in the rest of baseball (even in that bastardized “American” League) for the unwashed masses that stumble across the SnS front page. As the name would imply, this was to be a weekly recap, featuring hot teams and players, the biggest goings-on from the TZ, and a grab bag of other information that may or may not have been interesting. Unfortunately, as both of my regular readers know, the last edition of this “weekly” endeavor was at the beginning of the Beijing Olympics. It was a simpler time, when Shawn Johnson was doing gymnastics instead of dances, and Michael Phelps was doing laps instead of lap dances. A time when the stock market was at 11,782. A time when people even might have thought that Cecil Cooper was remotely competent at his job.

So I’m back, back again, tell a friend. We’ll start with some breaking news: The Friars have agreed to trade Jake Peavy to the White Sox. First of all, this is outstanding news if it keeps Peavy away from the (FT)Cubs. Second, this does remind me that the White Sox seem to be the AL version of the Astros; a team with a lot of old pieces that are continually predicted to fall on their face, and sometimes do, but more often surprise the “experts” with a successful season. A team led by a batshit crazy manager. A team that may cut some costs, but will always be willing to make the big move. The fact that these two teams met in the 05 WS was almost destiny, it seems.

Of course, Peavy could veto the deal and continue the drama.

Looking around the rest of the majors – what moves worked, what moves didn’t, and how do things look from here on out:

AL East
The Blue Jays are easily the suprise of the division, and likely the majors, with their 27-16 record. Apparently JP Ricciardi, when not insulting other teams’ players, managed to stockpile an amazing array of young arms that have helped to carry the team (along with Roy Halladay’s continued brilliance). It doesn’t hurt that Aaron Hill is absolutely murdering the ball, especially since there is nobody else in that lineup that strikes fear into you. Pitching and defense, folks. Remember that.
The Rays, on the other hand, are working their way back toward .500 after a rough start. Scott Kazmir hs fllen off the map, and their other starters aren’t doing much better; the fact that David Price remains at AAA is mind-boggling.
Oh, and some guy named Rodriguez came back with a crazy .189/.412/.595 line, making the “3 true outcomes” crowd absolutely orgasmic. The Yankees have also won 8 straight and are busy killing any media members who mention that their billion-dollar stadium is a joke.

AL Central
The Tigers have kept Jim Leyland out of the firing pool with some – wait for it – pitching and … well, pitching at least. The fire sale my be postponed, especially as the Twins and White Sox are struggling, and the Indians are just an absolute disaster. No pitching, no defense, and a bunch of pieces that don’t fit at all. The Royals are in the “happy to be here” category, but I may have to get Extra Innings on DirecTV just to watch Zach Greinke. The guy has always had a world of talent, and it’s great to see him putting it all together. (Am I the only one that takes more pleasure in seeing young pitchers blossom than position players? Yes? Let’s move on.)

AL West
Up is down, water is dry, and the Texas Rangers are the season’s biggest “pitching and defense” success story. Moving Young to 3b improved their defense at 2 positions, they made out like bandits in the Mark Texeira trade, and they sit in an IMMENSELY winnable division. Of course, it’s may, and the Rangers always suffer an August swoon, so let’s not start sucking each other’s… um, pospicles… just yet.
Oakland is 15-22 and the rest of baseball waits to see what Billy Beane will ask for on guys like Matt Holiday. It might actually be an interesting time for Michael Lewis to go back to Oakland, as well as Toronto, and find that for all of the economically interesting viewpoints that Moneyball provided, the actual lesson of the A’s is that young pitchers are, and will always be, the most valuable commodity in baseball.

NL East
Let’s see… the Phillies are 8-12 at home and still lead the division? Brad Lidge has given up 35 baserunners in 18 innings, and the Phillies still lead the division? I see a group of teams failing miserably to take advantage of the situation. The Mets can’t pitch, the Braves can’t hit, and the Marlins have fallen apart after setting the world on fire in April.
Oh, and the fact that the Astros left Washington without a win is shameful. 11-28, folks. 11-28. They allow a full run per game more than the next-worse team in the league. Other than Ryan Zimmerman, there is NOTHING to see there.

NL West
I’ve got nothing. The Dodgers will win this division before Labor Day, and I can’t see a single team out there doing anything of note.

NL Central
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the best division in baseball. Any ESPiN mediot that breaks out the “Comedy Central” routine this year should be fired, unless they are on Sunday Night Baseball, in which case they should be waterboarded on general principle.
Only the Reds have a losing record outside the division. Overall, the Central is 55-36 (or a .604 clip) against the East and West. Compare:

NL Central 55-36 .604
AL East 63-48 .568
AL West 45-47 .489
NL West 38-43 .469
AL Central 49-62 .441
NL East 39-52 .429

The Astros currently sit at 2 games under .500, yet look up at the entire division. Folks, everyone who thought the Cubs would run away and hide were WRONG. These Brewers continue to pitch, and they are beating up on their division rivals – 16-8 within the division. That’s how you stay in contention. And I must say that it disturbs me that the Astros have given up more runs than anyone in the division, despite a performance from Wandy Rodriguez that would be Cy Young worthy if Johan Santana weren’t winning or losing every game 1-0.

And just so we don’t forget…
Chocolate starfish of the season to date:
Lots of candidates here, but I’ll go with Cecil Cooper. You can debate a manager’s decisions, you can debate the wisdom of his moves. But you cannot debate that by sitting in the dugout and not even explaining the situation in last night’s game to the players involved, “Coop” completely abdicated his job responsibilities.
I stand by my prediciton – Coop will not be managing the Astros come the All-Star Break.

Hopefully I’ll be back sooner next time.

SnS Fark Contest – V1

Posted on May 1, 2009 by Noe in Austin in SNS

Never has the exploits of one player on the Houston Astros made us all stand up and notice, bringing to the forefront of our memory banks the immortal words of Jack Buck: “I can’t believe what I just saw!”  Well okay, we can’t leave out the days of Mitch Melusky dressing up for the Houston nine, but let’s just leave sleeping profanity barking dogs lie, okay.  Any way, Hunter Pence, the multi-talent baseball playing happy go lucky right fielder-slash-gripit’nripit-batsman is good for perhaps one, two, three hundred or so reactions from the faithful SnS crowd.  He makes people very happy and very sad usually at different times in a game or series.  Sometimes the cheers are aplenty for a sustained amount of time and then the boos are just as consistent for about the same amount of time, all in spurts and all just about what everyone now expects from our hero.  But there is one occasion this year when the young man managed to reach new heights of making himself really stand out around here… boy howdy, did he!

So in honor of managing to make the SnS have to come up with new creative ways to voice displeasure (“your killin me Pence, killin me!”) and excitement (“Atta boy ThunderPants!”), we bring you the first ever SnS Freaking Fark contest.  We intend to dedicate this contest to all Houston Astros players for some awe inspiring on field play and no doubt with such characters as Lance Berkman running the bases, Valverde taking baseballs off the noggin and Carlos Lee bulldozing teammates, we will.  But there is just something special about HunterPence that just begs us to consider renaming this contest the “ThunderPants-no-he-didn’t” contest.  Just saying.

So here we go, our first ever Fark contest.  Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you first the play in question with Mr. Pence, as recorded in this here fine site by our very own recap contributor MusicMan:

As far as Astros “hitting” goes, a run was scratched out on singles by Pence and Blum in the second. Berkman and Lee then won the “it’s about time” award by absolutely unloading on Arroyo for back-to-back homeruns, giving the Astros a 3-2 lead in the sixth. Following Lee’s trot, Pence slashed a single into CF. Unfortunately, the Franchise did not realize that he had hit a routine single into CF and blew right past first, resulting in the look on his face at left.

Sorry about that… I meant, the following look on his face:
penceuhoh

We can’t let a classic picture like this just go away this soon, so here we go, the call went out and numerous SnS members answered. The idea was to take the same picture, where Pence is rounding the bases to get easily thrown out by one hundred steps at second base while his teammates look on in horror (none more shocked than first base coach Jose Cruz). Here are the entries

Andyzipp

Pence and Glass Doors

Pence and Glass Doors


Subnuclear

Pence and Glass Doors, version 2

Pence and Glass Doors, version 2

MikeyBoy

Is that Spiderman in the dugout?

Is that Spiderman in the dugout?

Matt

You know, Pence just maybe was having a panic attack

You know, Pence just maybe was having a panic attack

Lurch

Pitfall Pence

Pitfall Pence

das

Yes.  Yes he did!

Yes. Yes he did!

Noe

Git'er done... git that doggie!

Git'er done... git that doggie!

Ty in Tampa

Not sure what changes Ty made to this pic, looks like Pence to me.

Not sure what changes Ty made to this pic, looks like Pence to me.

Allison

We dare you to figure this one out!

We dare you to figure this one out! We know, but we ain't telling.

Ebby Calvin

Lance fancies himself as a baserunning coach.

Lance fancies himself as a baserunning coach.

Subnucelar

See, someone thinks Lance is just experiencing adult ADD is all.

See, someone thinks Lance is just experiencing adult ADD is all.

Trey

Nice reset from a classic 80s movie.  Really nice!

Nice reset from a classic 80s movie. Really nice!

Ron Brand

Coach is everywhere!

Coach is everywhere!

Allison

"Pence is one cool cat in my book... *meow*"

"Pence is one cool cat in my book... *meow*"

Ty in Tampa

How do you keep Pence from running?  This is one way...

How do you keep Pence from running? This is one way...

Rueben

... because the typical way doesn't work!

... because the typical way doesn't work!

Andyzipp

Baseball IQ?  I donn need no steenkin baseball IQ!

Baseball IQ? I donn need no steenkin baseball IQ!

Ty in Tampa

This is probably not far off from the real thing uttered by the bench and coach

This is probably not far off from the real thing uttered by the bench and coach

So there you have it, our nicely done by all our contestants.  It will be hard to pick a winner, but a winner we must pick indeed.  Tell us what you think and who you want to see win our very first SnS Freaking Fark contest.  We’ll consider your opinion ever so slightly in order to make our choice.  Until then, take a bow SnS, this was FAN-tastic!

The SnS selection for Astros Player of the Month (April)

Posted on April 26, 2009 by Noe in Austin in Featured, SNS

papa-grande-on-one-legAs we round into the last week of the first month of the MLB season, it’s time for SpikesnStars to look back and select our “Player of the Month”.  The SnS APOTM is selected not only for good to great play on and maybe off the field, but for many other factors, Spikes’nStar’s style.  First order of business for us though was naming this award to add significance to the trophy we might shell out some cayshe to purchase and award to our selection.  Would it be the coveted Zipper award?  How about giving someone an Arky?  How about the getting a Craig?  Something has to ring a bell soon enough for us to go out and have the trophy manufactured for us.  Give it some thought and get back to us in the TalkZone on that one.

So who are the candidates for this yet unamed award (other than APOTM)?  Here you go, who we think this month on the Houston roster made some interesting, exceptional and eye-opening plays to be considered.  The list for the APOTM are as follows:

  • Papa Grande Valverde – in yet another amazing display of throwing his body in front of the puck (too bad this is not hockey though), Valverde once again lives to play again and avoid an extended stay in the hospital with some sort of broken body part.  Last year it was a shot to face that knocked our hero down but not out.  This year, Valverde proved it was no fluke, he really can take a baseball traveling at over 100 mph off his body and continue to pitch, as he took one off his leg to complete his first save against the Los Angeles Dodgers.  His display of literally pitching on one leg and still throw heat past the evil Dodgers was amazing and will be hard to beat this year.  But is he our best Astros player this month simply because of this one amazing feat?  Maybe so, we’re not very keen on this whole monthly thing any way, we’ve got short attention spans.
  • wandy-21Wandy “Eny” Rodriquez – where has this been for the last few years?  Wandy is pitching like a man who finally gets it and what better way to show we all notice than to give him our award!  Perhaps it will work as a reverse karma thing though so maybe he won’t accept it.  Wise man.  Any way, home or away, Wandy is pitching really great and if he finishes the week strong, he will have to be the front-runner for this recognition.  Right?  Well, if anything he is perhaps the one Houston Astros who should be lauded for showing up this month.
  • Geoff Blum – what, you thought we didn’t notice the fine offensive work by the one time multi-colored hair one?  No, we’ve been very aware of Blum’s solid contribution this month.  Almost made the Cooper’s decision to bat him 6th a very smart move.  Smart indeed as Blum delivered this month and continues to swing a solid stick.  He should because his platoon partner, Jeff Keppinger, has delivered solid numbers as well. Keppinger even provided the first great highlight of the season with a game winning hit in his first at bat as an Astro. That it was against the hated Cubs was sweet and instantly made the man a saint in the eyes of many Astrofans. Didn’t phase Blum as he kept playing good baseball on defense and hitting the ball with authority.  Had Lee and Berkman done anything near the type of numbers they’re capable of, this team would be touted as a sleeper team right up there with Florida and St. Louis the way Blum is hitting.  Nice and perhaps worthy of an award that Blum is doing so well.  Maybe.
  • michael-bournMichael Bourn – when Astros GM Ed Wade said emphatically that this would be Michael Bourn’s breakout year, he raised some eyebrows.  None more noteworthy than the Astros manager Cecil Cooper.  Really?  Breakout year?  Michael Bourn?  It’s hard to have a breakout year offensively hitting #8 and had it not been for the early exit to the bench because of some sort of health issue for Matsui, Bourn would still be hitting in the next to the pitcher spot in the lineup.  But when given the chance, Bourn delivered solid play with the top of the order assignment and has remained there now for a series of games.  Oh by the way, Michael is also providing spectacular centerfield play on defense, not a small thing for a winning team formula.  Cooper, the ever sly one, says “maybe, maybe not” in terms of whether Bourn stays up in the lineup or not.  Nice of Cooper to keep playing head games with the one player tabbed as the “breakout player” by his boss.  Be that as it may, would our SnS award help the young man finally turn the corner in Cooper’s eyes?  One would hope we do not have that much power, but if Joe Schmoe walking the concourse at the MMPUS can talk Drayton McLane into firing his employees, then anything can happen.

There you have it, your first ever candidate list of the first ever SnS Astros Player of the Month award, soon to be named the… well, we don’t really know.  So, go to the Talkzone, cast your vote for the player you think deserves the award and while you’re at it, give us your nomination for an appropriate name for said award.  Please note, we did say appropriate and we mean it.  Sorta.

SnS is back

Posted on September 19, 2008 by Waldo in SNS

Sorry for the downtime this week… Ike and some issues with our host combined to take us down for a while.  But we’re back.

This Week in Baseball, Olympic edition

Posted on August 11, 2008 by MusicMan in SnS TWIB

Before we get to baseball, two points:

1. Apologies for the missing TWiB last week – work interfered, along with preparations for Tropical Storm Towles.

2. I absolutely love the Olympics. Every 4 years, I revert to the proverbial “rip the knob off the TV” mode and just lock in to NBC. I will watch synchronized diving. I will watch equestrian. If I could find the fencing medal rounds, I would watch them. I will watch the leader of the free world give an Olympian the traditional slap on the ass.

Not to go all Bill Simmons here, but if you can’t get in to the Olympics as a fan, then I don’t think you and I are ever going to see eye to eye on anything.

The Opening Ceremonies were amazing, especially when you see just how much this country can get mass quantities of people to operate in perfect synchronization. Nothing will ever top lighting the torch with a freaking bow and arrow from across the stadium, but walking across the sky came close.

Now, with that out of the way, on to baseball:
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This Week in Baseball: As the Rumor Mill Churns

Posted on July 28, 2008 by MusicMan in SnS TWIB

“Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up!”

Powerful words. Words to live by. Maybe not so much words to run your professional baseball team by, Drayton.

3 UP:

1. Brewers – so the Astros took 2 of 3… the real key here was going into St. Louis and sweeping a 4 game set. There’s just no better way to break the spirits of the BFiB, and that is something I will always support, especially where the Brew Crew is involved; after all, has a player ever been so aesthetically matched to his city as Prince Fielder in Milwaukee? (Oh, right… John Rocker in Atlanta.)
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