Reds 6, Astros 5

W: Ondrusek
L: F. Rodriguez

Jordan Lyles returned to the bigs Sunday, at least for one game. This was a fairly important one to the Astros, since it represented not only a chance to even the road trip, to take a series from Cincinnati at home for the first time in years, and also to see just how well young Lyles would perform against a tough hitting club.

Lyles pitched six strong innings. He had good command and worked the corners and down in the zone well except for the fourth inning, when he gave up a double to Cozart and a bomb to Votto on two mistake pitches. Other than that he was terrific, even dropping down a suicide squeeze to score CJ in the third.

Offensively, the team had some bright spots. Altuve had three hits, Lowrie and CJ two each, with homers for Lowrie and Downs. They only worked one walk off of Latos, but they got ten hits off of him and never looked bad at the plate.

The wheels fell off of this one in the seventh. Lopez came in and gave up two quick hits, then Carpenter was brought in and he got two outs before Mills decided to throw the book out the window. Sure, there’s not much in the way of lefthanded relivers on this squad and yes, it would’ve meant putting the tying run on second and the lead run on if Votto was walked, but Votto had been spoiling pitches the entire series and hitting what he wanted to. Carpenter came in with a slider, in and down and Votto slapped it into right to tie the game. Walking Votto would’ve preserved the righty-righty matchup against Phillips, who was 0 for 4 today and looked overmatched.

In the eighth, FeRod’s first pitch was grooved right down the middle of the plate for the go-ahead run by Bruce. No lengthy parables tonight, no weird storytime that dares you to connect the dots for some Greater Truth. Questionable decisions by Mills and a mistake pitch by FeRod are what this one boils down to, and if Mills doesn’t get his head right he’ll never take this team to the next level. I don’t know what the hell is going on in that dugout, but we’ve seen this sort of tactical strangeness too many times and on a team with zero margin for error, it’s even more costly.

Giggle along with us in the GameZone. Tomorrow it’s the hated steM, and Surfer Bud looks to find the cool breeze.

Houston 12, Hollywood Nancy Boys Nada

WP – Wandy
LP – June Cleaver’s Brother

Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle – who ARE these guys? Kicking it around and waving feebly the rest of the week, but on getaway day these new Astros are deadly. Don’t pack those bags early or you’ll get caught napping at the station, pal.

To be fair, these Astros who have had silent bats for the most of the last week, were facing some of the best pitching in The World, so it can be excused that they didn’t hit much. This 2012 model is doing a lot better at staying close, being in the game, and even though their margin for error is smaller than what they normally can deal with this team does appear to be making progress from 2011.

Kicking those godless bastards from Angeleno out of Texas was a fine way to spend a Sunday. The rivalry – that’s what a real rivalry was like – has waned since moving from the NL West but those bastards can never be forgiven for the past.

Is this the best damn 6-10 team in America? They’re even ahead of a few teams, and it has been a long time since we’ve been able to say that.

Fuck the Cubs.

Wandy was dominant today, only allowing three hits and three walks while striking out six in his seven innings. A laugher since going up 9-0 in the 4th, the relief crew of FeRod and Lyon closed out the already-surrendered visitors and Houston had it’s highest output of runs on the season and the largest margin of victory in almost five years.

Schafer had the big blow, a grand slam he golfed out in the second off of a wild and befuddled Billingsley, who was torched for nine overall in 3.1 innings of work.

Carlos drove in two, CJ had a pair of hits and Castro the Astro added a triple and single. All in all, a fine effort and a nice way to end a very tough week. Tomorrow they travel to the Malebolge to confront the thieves of fraudulence, malice and hypocrisy in their pit of despair. Read Dark Star’s fine preview and prepare yourself, then go to the Game Zone to giggle at the lamentations.

Sometimes, heck, even a fair amount of the time it is not how good or bad you play, it’s how good your opposition is playing. That’s when you know you just have to tip the cap and go get’em tomorrow. Of course, tonight was free replica jersey giveaway, so I don’t think doing a raising the shirt is in any way similar. Interesting, but not the same.

Tonight the local nine, wearing the sweet Colt 45 gear ran into one of the better teams in the league. The final score of 3-1 may seem like it was a close game and in many ways it was, but truth be told it really wasn’t. Not with the pitching the Dojers feature. I know that the just completed series with the Nats featured a good opponent, but there is just something different about this LA team. We will see where the Nats and Dojers will be come September, but if I were a betting man, I’d go with the Trolley Men right now. Call it a hunch.

Here is the bottomline: LA just has damn good pitching. ‘Nuff said, game over once you fall behind the team that features Matt Kemp, who is now making himself known around the league as perhaps the best player in the NL. Of course Joey Votto may have something to say about that, but yeah, Kemp is good. So good he wasted no time depositing a fastball by JA Happ in the Hunter’s Lodge area (or thereabouts) in the very first inning. Two runs up early, pitching and defense, and an add-on run a couple innings later. It was not going to be easy for the local kids and well, turned out to be just that way. Compete they did, but the cap tipping was warming up as early as the sixth inning on this one once the bullpen started to stretch their legs out in LF.

Let’s see what happens tomorrow against the ACE of the Trolley Dojer staff. Wow!

LA Dojers 3 | Pony Boy Colts 1
W: Lilly | L: Happ (who pitched well enough in other days to get a win, but not today)

Marlins 5, Astros 4 (11)
WP: Gaudin
LP: Carpenter

I know it’s early, I know, and early or not these games count. It’s tough to lose one when you’ve battled back to take a lead late, but as frustrating as this is, the 2012 Astros are a lot more interesting to watch than the 2011 vintage was.

Blue skies above
and sun on your arms
strength in your stride
And hope in those squeaky clean eyes

Maybe this is a mirage; maybe it’ll all come crashing down to sub-mediocrity soon and casual fans will drift away to other things. Perhaps. I want to view this as something else though, as real growth for a team that was so shitty last year that getting close to the pack of all the other teams feels like progress.

They battled hard the whole series and had numerous chances to win every game. Miami isn’t going to win any championships this year, but they’re decent and the Astros were right there with them the whole way, taking it to them when last year’s club would’ve folded the tent early.

Happ pitched well, going six innings while scattering five hits and giving up two runs. Martinez had two doubles, Bogusevic finally got a couple of hits, as did CJ and The Altuve, who drove in a pair.

The word is that the hunted one is out there on his own
You’re alone for maybe the last time
And you breathe for a long time
Then you howl like a wolf in a trap
And you daren’t look behind

The 4-2 Good Guy lead was erased in the eighth, when Wright, who was brought in to turn Bonifacio around, walked him instead. The mighty blast off of Ramirez’ bat to deepest center field tied it up. In the 11th, Carpenter gave up a single to Buck. After a sac bunt Reyes was walked and a wild pitch moved both runners into scoring position with one out. Bonifacio was walked to load them up, and Ramirez hit the game-winner past the drawn-in outfielders in right.

The yang of today’s performance was a mixture of coltish stumbling and rolls of the dice. A missed called strike three that led to a run and some undeniable hitting by the Marlins combined with a brutal 0 for 9 with runners in scoring position and some weak defense from barely-not-a-rookie Castro, who is not having the early season he’d like to have. I still think they’re going to grow out of most of this and I’m looking forward to watching that. Looking forward to watching them learn how to fight once they’re in the pack, and not trying to catch up to it.

You fall to the ground
like a leaf from a tree
And look up one time
at that vast blue sky
Scream out aloud as they shoot you down

We’re midwives to history. Put on your bloody robes.

Miami Fish 5|Houston Welcome Home Mats 4
Super Mario Park
The visiting Houston Astros brought house warming gifts to the Miami Marlins tonight, giving them four runs in the first three innings. Playing the part of the good guest that Ms. Manners would be proud of was Lucas Harrel, who resembled anything but a starting pitcher on this night. He may as well serve tea and crumpets all night long the way he was making the Marlins feel so warm and fuzzy with all the nice-nice he was serving up. Oh, he had help from his mates out in the field, but all in all, Harrel was just what the Marlins needed to fluff the pillows and prop their feet up in their nice new home.  Just a second…

GOOD LORD! WHAT A HIDEOUS MONSTROUSITY OUT IN LEFT FIELD!!! NOOOO, SERIOUSLY?!?! COME ON!!!

Okay, now back to your recap. The good guys spotted themselves a one run lead early in the first inning, looking for all the world like a team wanting to compete tonight. The Harrel took over and that was that. So it was up to the bullpen to play the role of rude guest tonight and shut down the Fish while the team tried to climb back into this game. It’s becoming a staple of this team to fight, fight, fight to get back into games that seem lost causes and that’s good to see. Perhaps too young to know better is at work here, but honestly, the best way to compete is to score enough runs and prevent the other team from scoring any (or at minimum fewer than you). That means good pitching and good defense… so the young Astros have to work on that part, mkay. Wait a moment….

I’M SERIOUS, WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?! ANYONE? THIS IS PURE INSANITY…

In the end, the Astros tied the game at four to reward the bullpen for doing good work on a seriously huge blast by Miami native J.D. Martinez. Way to go kid! Of course, it would be all for naught in the eleventh inning when Brandon Lyon came in and promptly brought out the nescafe and sweet bread to end the night for the local nine. He gave up the winning run on two straight hits and sent everyone home happy. Ah, what a beautiful scene of bliss for the home team and fans. Good night everyone, drive home safely!

LOOK, YOU’VE GONE AND BLINDED OZZIE WITH THIS.. THIS… WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!  I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY MIAMI!!!