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Astros Win A Series On The Road!

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 11, White Sox 9

W: Harrell (6-4)
L: Humber (2-4)

They say that memory is like a train, it gets smaller as it pulls away. Philip Humber knows this, as the focus of his perfect game fades into a neverending funhouse mirror where neat lines and straight edges used to be.

The AL Central-leading White Sox were the weeping clown for today’s Astros as the Good Guys took the series for their first one on the road this year. The rain of tears was led by four Astro home runs, one each from JD Martinez, Maxwell, Wallace and Altuve.

Maxwell’s 461-foot-shot to the second deck towering over left field represented the sixth earned run Humber surrendered, and called for the hook. Relief was elusive and tempestuous though, while the backslaps and high fives among the visitors grew into wails of south side despair.

On a day where the bullpen was missing components they’d almost certainly need, Harrell went into the seventh inning against his former team and worked hard to save the day. The back end of the bullpen was just strong enough to hold off the final charge from the Sox – Lopez gave up one run and Rodriguez three more before Myers shut it down while picking up his 15th save.

They’ll get a much-needed day off Monday before taking on the Giants for a three-game set, to be followed by another interleague craptacular in Arlington. Once they get far enough away, they’ll be on their way back home.

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Posted on June 8, 2012 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

The Good
The Bad
The Fugly

Tuesday night’s game was the only one the Astros could hold on to win. While they gave up 8 runs, they were able to score 9 and get a win. Giving up 4 runs in the 9th made things a bit to interesting. Thankfully Myers is usually well rested and was able to get the save.

Wednesday night’s game started off bad for Bud Norris. He gave up 3 runs in the first and the Astros were not able to pick him up – AT ALL. They left runners on base during most of the innings. So many chances and they did not take advantage of them. Marwin Gonzalez also twisted an ankle or something. They never announced what happened at the game and I have not had an opportunity to read about it either.

Thursday’s game. What an absolute shitfest? The Astros were horrible. Happ started out well, as did his teammates, but when the wheels flew off the bus, they couldn’t find ’em. Giving up 7 runs in the 7th. Ugh. There were only two redeeming things that happened at this game. #1 Carlos Correa was introduced to the crowd – and was received well. #2 Brian Bogusevic was able to pitch in a major league game. He didn’t do any worse than the rest of the pitching staff for the night. Plus, the Astros had the best defensive line up out there. Wallace was at third and Snyder was a first. Great job dropping a pop-up between Snyder and Altuve. Oh, and Altuve missed covering first again in this game. The Astros just got beat to a pulp.

I find this incredibly insulting. At the game Thursday night, Neil and I were finally excited about the game in the 9th. We were both hoping Bogusevic would have great success, especially after the previous 8 innings. I guess the know-it-all-Cardinal fan in front of us (who let’s his kid wear Pujols’ jersey) turned around and told us, “you know he pitched in college.” Yeah, we know, Neil then told him, “Yeah, Tulane” and I just said, “Yeah, we know.” If the know-it-all had listened to us the whole night, he would have heard us at the beginning of the 9th inning exclaim our excitement about Bogusevic pitching. The damm guy was a squatter too. Moving to that section at the end of the game. Neil wanted to call security to have them move him from the seats, but I told him not to overreact.

Over all, I had fun at the two games I went to see because the company was great.

Go Astros, better luck this weekend.

Sometimes the Bottom Gets To Be the Top

Posted on June 3, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 5, Reds 3
W: Lyles (1-1)
L: Arroyo (2-4)

It took them the better part of two weeks, but the Astros finally put together a game that was enjoyable to watch on their way to snapping an eight-game losing streak. Lyles, inserted into the rotation at least for the near future, wasn’t dominant but flashed some good pitches and better tenacity on the mound, limiting the Dickities to two runs on five hits while striking out three. The big blow for the Skyline Bunch was the two-run homer launched into the Crawford Boxes by Cozart in the third inning.

The Astros battled back to take the lead in the fourth and put it out of reach in the seventh with Maxwell’s third pinch-hit home run of the season, a blast over the train tracks that made it 5-2.

Lopez scuffled through the eighth, careening through one near-disaster after another, and when he got Votto to hit a 400′ sac fly to Schafer, the deal was sealed.

The top four in the home order went 1 for 15 today, with four strikeouts. It was the bottom of the lineup, more specifically #6-9, that carried the day. Wallace, up from OKC while Lee is on the DL, was 2 for 3 with a run scored; Castro was 2 for 3, scored once and drove one in; Marwin Gonzalez was a clutch 2 for 4 with one run scored and one driven in.

Take a trip down Memory Lane with us in the Game Zone if you’d like to relive it in more detail. It’s Christmas tomorrow, and maybe the Front Office won’t shoot their eye out. Tune in at 6 CT for the opening of the presents.

The reeling Jakes limp into town Tuesday, stinking of leftover pallets of Coconut Penis and Sex Panther cologne. Follow along in the GZ to see the real stars come out.

Astros @ Rockies Memorial Day Recap

Posted on May 29, 2012 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

10. Recaps are for pussies.

Lucas Harrell everyone, Lucas “freaking” Harrell!

Posted on May 26, 2012 by Noe in Austin in Featured, Game Recaps, News

High fives all around for Lucas Harrell. Yes, on this night, young Mr. Harrell pitched to his strength at Chavez Ravine and out dueled last year’s Cy Young winner, Clayton Kershaw.

All night long (cue Lionel Richie), Harrell had the trolley men swinging at his sinker because if they didn’t, it was going to be a strike. And the end result was ground ball outs, seventeen of them from my recollection (cue OSF to correct my recollection). Yeah baby, it was a sweet melody of “all night long” for sure.

On offense, Houston scored one run early on an Altuve double and then a misplayed double play on the part of the Dodgers. Odd that the Dodger shortstop would rush his throw to first given it was Carlos Lee running. The throw sailed way off base and you could see that Lee was trotting to first and then realized he was going to have to run afterwards because the ball was going to bounce right back to the first baseman. One day Lee is going to hurt himself on this sort of play, starting and stopping like that can’t be good. Two innings later, it was Jed Lowrie with a massive double to left center and then this JD Martinez blast: Two run shot by JD.

The rest of the night was about pitching and of course some defense, like this gem from Justin Maxwell: Diving catch by Maxwell. In the 8th inning, Harrell ran out of gas and after some shaky work from Wesley Wright and Wilton Lopez, los dos Fernandos came in and put out the fire. “Regulators, let’s ride!” First Abad and his newly reconstructed mechanics just overpowered the pinch hitter and struck out the guy with pure heat. Then F-Rod(riguez) came in and got his man to fly out meekly to center. After that, Captain Myers, lead Regulator, shut down the Dodgers and that was it. Stunned silence in LA, who were probably thinking this was a pushover series.

“Not tonight baby” said Lucas Harrell, changing the tune after the last out. Watch the video recap from the MLB here.

Cubs Swept!! Cubs Swept!!!

Posted on May 24, 2012 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Cubs 4, Astros 8 SnS recap Game Zone
Cubs 1, Astros 2 Game Zone
Cubs 1, Astros 5
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How sweet is it to sweep the Cubs????!!! It’s awesome. While the Astros have won 6 of their last 10, the Cubs have lost 9 of their last 10. The Astros are 2 games back of .500 and 4 games out of 1st. The Cubs are 14 games back of .500 and 10 games out of 1st. The Cubs are on a 9 game losing streak and the Astros are on a 3 game winning streak.

Overall for pitching, the Astros are 3.44 and the Cubs are 4.26. For the month of May, the Astros are 2.75 and the Cubs are 4.31.

I know I should not get to excited and I’m not, but the Cubs have also been swept 5 times (1 two-game series) while the Astros have only been swept once, and it was a two-game series. This young Astros team has made a believer out of one person (which I won’t name because some might get upset – not that anyone really reads a recap anyway) so far. I think the majority of us are waiting for a larger sample size but hope they young guys continue to improve. You never know maybe next time they are at home, Astros fans might show up in a larger number than the opposing team fans.

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