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2012 Astros draft pick: SS Carlos Correa!

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Noe in Austin in Bus Ride, Featured, From the Bus Stop, Minor Leagues, News You Can Use

I'm #1, I'm #1, I'm #1!You know, making pundits looks really less than smart is becoming a really fun game to watch play out. Not that anyone is really trying to make these media pundits look bad, but it is something that has it’s uneasy pleasure. In the 2012 version of the game, the MLB draft held Monday night, June 3,2012 delivered a surprise to get the game off and running right away. The Houston Astros, owners of the overall first pick in the draft, took SS Carlos Correa from Puerto Rico. Immediately the comparisons to A-Rod, Jeter, Cal Ripken Jr, and of course the last five tool short stop in the Astros system, Dickie Thon came rolling in.

But the pundits were dead certain that either Mark Appel, pitcher at Stanford, or Byron Buxton, a very talented high school OF from Georgia were going to be the next Astros pick. The last time the Astros had an overall number 1 pick, they chose Phil Nevin, so things were a bit exciting around the organization. But neither Appel nor Buxton’s name were called out, instead it was Correa.  Stretch pick? No, not really… maybe the prototypical “scout” pick if you will. But you would have thought with the reaction around the media types, the Astros just threw away the pick. From here, doesn’t look to be the case.

Later in the night, the Astros pulled another stunner. Young Lance McCullers, he of former major leaguer stock, fell all the way to the supplemental round where the Astros were able to tab him. What is unique about this pick is the noise surrounding the young man, not because of talent, but because of the choice of agent… one Scott “I’m the real Devil Lanse” Boras. McCullers probably scared away a whole slew of good organizations because of the talk of what might be his asking price. The Astros made the pick and hope to sign both Correa and McCullers based on slot money or little above without hurting themselves in the process. If they do, this may be the day everyone looks back on and says “This was the day the organization turned it all around!”

Good job Bobby Heck and new GM Jeff Luhnow!

Sometimes the Bottom Gets To Be the Top

Posted on June 3, 2012 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 5, Reds 3
W: Lyles (1-1)
L: Arroyo (2-4)

It took them the better part of two weeks, but the Astros finally put together a game that was enjoyable to watch on their way to snapping an eight-game losing streak. Lyles, inserted into the rotation at least for the near future, wasn’t dominant but flashed some good pitches and better tenacity on the mound, limiting the Dickities to two runs on five hits while striking out three. The big blow for the Skyline Bunch was the two-run homer launched into the Crawford Boxes by Cozart in the third inning.

The Astros battled back to take the lead in the fourth and put it out of reach in the seventh with Maxwell’s third pinch-hit home run of the season, a blast over the train tracks that made it 5-2.

Lopez scuffled through the eighth, careening through one near-disaster after another, and when he got Votto to hit a 400′ sac fly to Schafer, the deal was sealed.

The top four in the home order went 1 for 15 today, with four strikeouts. It was the bottom of the lineup, more specifically #6-9, that carried the day. Wallace, up from OKC while Lee is on the DL, was 2 for 3 with a run scored; Castro was 2 for 3, scored once and drove one in; Marwin Gonzalez was a clutch 2 for 4 with one run scored and one driven in.

Take a trip down Memory Lane with us in the Game Zone if you’d like to relive it in more detail. It’s Christmas tomorrow, and maybe the Front Office won’t shoot their eye out. Tune in at 6 CT for the opening of the presents.

The reeling Jakes limp into town Tuesday, stinking of leftover pallets of Coconut Penis and Sex Panther cologne. Follow along in the GZ to see the real stars come out.

Astros @ Rockies Series Preview

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Ebby Calvin in Featured, Series Previews

The 22-25 Astros (4th in NL Central, 3rd in AL West) climb 5,280 feet to take on the 17-29 Rockies (4th in NL West) for a four-game series.

Astros(1) @ Rockies Series Preview

AP (BEAUMONT, TX) –

“I really didn’t know what the darn thing was.”

“One minute it wasn’t here, the next minute it was!”

“Somebody should call somebody.”

Throngs of panic-stricken Beaumontians were asking the tough questions this afternoon, and word of a potential religious uprising in this quiet little Southeast Texas town is spreading quickly across State and International borders.

Monday morning at approximately 6:20am, Billy Farmer, a resident beach fisherman, caught his line on what he thought was the biggest redfish of his career, but what he reeled in might have been the biggest revelation of the 57-year-old’s life.

“It shook me to the very core of my inner being and such,” Farmer recalls.  “It’s my duty to share what I have seen.”

At the end of Farmer’s 12-lb monofilament fishing line was a thin, gleaming-white three-ringed binder, pristinely encased in five-inches of bubble wrap and industrial-grade rubber bands.  A lone yellow post-it note was attached inside the protective sheath, simply stating, “For strosrays, (expletive).”

“I knew a strosrays back in 1978, but I think he changed his name or something,” says Linda Gatti, a 55-year-old waitress.  “And when I say I knew him, I mean I “knew” him, with quotation marks at the left of the k of the word knew and to the right of the w in the word knew.  Like this (gestures).”

With the identity of the one named strosrays in question, Farmer opened the binder and read its contents.  Inside was a single page of hand-scribbled declarations, with the title, “Series Preview Commandments” underlined twice near the top-left corner.

What “Series” of events this doctrine commands is unknown at the time of this publication, but the following list is both enlightening and soul-shaking.  The Associated Press has decided to display the binder’s contents in full, and parental discretion is advised.

Series Preview Commandments

1.  Series Previews shall be published on-time, at least one hour before the first pitch of the first game of the series.

2.  The standard quota for the word “fuck(1)” is seven per preview, any mention of the word in relation to Commandment #4 does not count.

3.  If it’s a Cardinals preview, the “fuck(2)” quota is 26.

4.  “Fuck the Cubs” shall be written early and often.

5.  Series Previews shall be written under the heavy influence of alcohol.

6.  The presence of a gorilla (physical or spiritual) is strongly advised during the writing process.

7.  You can write about literally anything you want to.  Just say the word “Astros(2)” at least five times.

8.  Any positive or negative mention of Kevin Bass’s (redacted) results in immediate suspension.

9.  JimR is old.

10.  Recaps are for pussies.

US Officials are still analyzing the document and where it came from, but soil analysis has revealed the binder’s origin as somewhere in deep Arkansas.  The exact location is still under close review, because nobody really wants to look around too much in fucking(3) Arkansas.

And while the government remains puzzled, Farmer knows exactly where his path leads.

“Fuck the Cubs,” he proclaims.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Astros(3) lose 9-7, day game.  Astros(4) lose 7-6 (10), night game.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

No fucking(4) game?!?

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Harrell (4-3) vs Friedrich (2-1)

Thursday, June 1, 2012

Norris (5-1) vs Guthrie (2-3)

Injuries

Astros(5)

Abad – 15-day DL (right intercostal strain)

Escalona – Out for year (left elbow)

Weiland – Out til ASB (right shoulder infection)

Fucking(5) Rockies

Chacin – Measles

De La Rosa – Mumps

Gomez – Hand, Foot, Mouth disease

Hernandez – Mono

Hererra – Shingles

Nelson – Bird Flu

What to watch for:

The new concessions stand at Coors Field.  Best brownies in the stadium.  They also have lollipops and Reese’s PB Cups.  Apparently you have to have a doctor’s note to buy there.

Fuck (6)

Fuck (7)

Follow the action in the GZ!

Memorial Day, 2012

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Noe in Austin in Featured



SpikesnStars.com would like to take this time to honor those who gave the “last full measure of devotion” to our country. These brave young men and women have given all of us a great gift of freedom. Just saying thanks doesn’t seem like enough, but it should be the very least we can do. Thank you!

Lucas Harrell everyone, Lucas “freaking” Harrell!

Posted on May 26, 2012 by Noe in Austin in Featured, Game Recaps, News

High fives all around for Lucas Harrell. Yes, on this night, young Mr. Harrell pitched to his strength at Chavez Ravine and out dueled last year’s Cy Young winner, Clayton Kershaw.

All night long (cue Lionel Richie), Harrell had the trolley men swinging at his sinker because if they didn’t, it was going to be a strike. And the end result was ground ball outs, seventeen of them from my recollection (cue OSF to correct my recollection). Yeah baby, it was a sweet melody of “all night long” for sure.

On offense, Houston scored one run early on an Altuve double and then a misplayed double play on the part of the Dodgers. Odd that the Dodger shortstop would rush his throw to first given it was Carlos Lee running. The throw sailed way off base and you could see that Lee was trotting to first and then realized he was going to have to run afterwards because the ball was going to bounce right back to the first baseman. One day Lee is going to hurt himself on this sort of play, starting and stopping like that can’t be good. Two innings later, it was Jed Lowrie with a massive double to left center and then this JD Martinez blast: Two run shot by JD.

The rest of the night was about pitching and of course some defense, like this gem from Justin Maxwell: Diving catch by Maxwell. In the 8th inning, Harrell ran out of gas and after some shaky work from Wesley Wright and Wilton Lopez, los dos Fernandos came in and put out the fire. “Regulators, let’s ride!” First Abad and his newly reconstructed mechanics just overpowered the pinch hitter and struck out the guy with pure heat. Then F-Rod(riguez) came in and got his man to fly out meekly to center. After that, Captain Myers, lead Regulator, shut down the Dodgers and that was it. Stunned silence in LA, who were probably thinking this was a pushover series.

“Not tonight baby” said Lucas Harrell, changing the tune after the last out. Watch the video recap from the MLB here.

Memories

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Noe in Austin in Featured, Series Previews

The hero of the day, Joe Niekro

This weekend, the Houston Astros invade Chavez Ravine to play the one-time rival LA Dodgers. Yes, the “Astros and Dodgers = rivals” sounds odd, but it was once true. In fact, so true that in 1980 the two teams squared off in a final three game series in Chavez Ravine for the NL West title. Houston held a three game lead on the Dodgers going into the series. That the Astros lost all three games to the Dodgers in three tightly contested games led to perhaps the most memorable and delightful one game, winner takes the NL West showdown. And that is when Joe Niekro became a Houston hero for most of us too. In honor of Joseph Franklin Niekro, this last National League series preview held at Chavez Ravine is dedicated to the game he swore he “Wasn’t going to lose!”.

Series: Houston Astros versus the LA Trolley Dodgers
Where:
Chavez Ravine, home of the Dodger Dog
When:
Friday, May 25 through Sunday, May 27th

There isn’t much drama involved in this particular series, even though the 2012 Houston Astros have been a hot club lately and the Dodgers are leading the NL West and playing consistently good baseball. But this in no way should be considered a permiere series to watch. At least not like in 1980 when the Houston Astros fought hard under skipper Bill Virdon. In 1980 the Astros featured the arm of Nolan Ryan, Joe Niekro, and for a part of the season JR Richard. Richard suffered a career ending stroke in July of 1980, the same season when Cincinnatti Red pitcher Tom Seaver swore the Astros would fall from the NL West frontrunner status like a lead balloon. That was then, this is now and there is not much drama involved in this series, only the one that some fans like me will put into it: the last National League series to be played at Chavez Ravine by the ‘Stros. Bittersweet, isn’t it?

Friday, May 25th – 9:10pm CST
Lucas Harrel vs. Clayton Kershaw

Okay, this is not an even match in anybodies eyes. Lucas Harrel has had some good outings for the Astros and some bad ones. The bad ones seem to outnumber the good ones, but lately he has been throwing his sinker more effectively. The ball seems to be more lively when he pitches but it’s still staying true in the middle of the plate way too much. Kershaw has been the ACE for the Dodgers and one the primary reasons they’re leading the West this year. What may help Harrel is how much Chavez Ravine plays into a pitcher’s strenghts, it is one of the most forgiving parks in the National League. Hey, any park that can make Chan Ho Park look like Cy Young has got to be good news for a pitcher.

Flashback to 1980: The first game of the 1980 series in Chavez Ravine featured Ken Forsch squaring off with future Hall of Famer Don Sutton. Forsh pitched a gem of a game and had a 2-1 lead going into the ninth. However, in the ninth, Ron Cey (“The Penguin”) singled home the tying run and ruining a great opportunity for the Astros to take the NL West outright in the first game. Joe Ferguson, the stout catcher for the Dodgers, drove home the game winner in the following inning with a homerun to lift the Dodgers back to two games out from the lead. This was just the beginning of the fun that was to insue for the rest of the weekend.

Saturday, May 26th, – 9:10pm CST
Bud Norris vs. Chad Billingsley

You wanna talk young talented arms battling each other? This is it, yet another fine matchup for Bud Norris to look forward to. Norris has been one hot pitcher in May, sporting a very nifty .035 ERA for the month. Not bad. Billingsley on the other hand is starting to come around after struggling a bit. It would not surprise me if this one is a throwback game of pitchers going toe to toe and lasting late into the games clinging to a one or two run lead. My money is on Bud and here is hoping the just enough offense nine on Houston’s part gets just that to support Norris in a win.

Flashback to 1980: Talk about veteran war horses squaring off, in the second game of the 1980 series, Nolan Ryan too the hill for the Astros and Jerry Reuss for the Dodgers. Ryan was dealing this day, striking out nine trolley men, but the day game took it’s toll on the fastballer and he lasted only seven innings. Reuss out did Nolan and lasted the entire nine innings and held the Astros to only one run on seven hits. The one run was not enough, as Ryan had allowed two runs for his part. Dodgers win game 2 by the score of 2-1 to pull to one game within the lead with one game to play.

Sunday, May 27th – 3:10pm CST
J.A. Happ vs. TBD

What can one say about Happ that hasn’t already been said a million times (minimum) by Mr. Happy? Well, the fact that his last two starts have been very good and that he now has his own personal catcher in Synder is about all the news anyone needs to know. Synder supposedly called Happ all sorts of names, like “Nancy Boy” and “Sissy Man”, because of his penchant for nibbling at corners way too much. This has led to Happ challenging more hitters and actually getting them out more efficiently too. Now if he can work in some short inning stints along the way, the Astros will have the starter they thought they had when in the trade with the Phillies. And of course what can be said about TBD for the Dodgers? Literally nothing at this point. No word if Mr. Happy is laying down some cash on TBD though, but you never know!

Flashback to 1980: What a game! The starters for this last game of the season were Vern Ruhle for the Astros and Burt “Happy” Hooton for the Dodgers. Houston seemed motivated to get this game put away early, scoring two off Hooton while Ruhle seemed to be in control. But then, after the Astros scored another run to lead 3-0, the Dodgers came roaring back. They scored 2 runs when Ruhle had to leave the game with a cut finger. Joaquin Andujar could not hold the Dodgers back, allowing them to score two runs, the tying run coming on a pinch hit by Manny Mota, who was activated by the club to be eligible to play in the series. Mota was the first base coach at the time. In this game, Jay Johnstone was playing right field for the Dodgers and was going to be removed from the game for a sub by Tommy Lasorda. For some reason, Johnstone was ape-shit over the move and confronted Lasorda in the dugout, wanting to fight. What fun! In the 8th, Steven “The Original Capitan America” Garvey led off with a single and Ron Cey was asked to bunt. He failed miserably at his attempts to move over the Captian 90 feet, so Lasorda had him swing away. Swing he did, hitting a homerun to left off reliever Frank LaCorte. The Dodgers were quickly running out of pitchers and subs, so they had to rely on inigmatic closer Steven Howe to try and lock this one down. He ran into trouble and the Astros looked like they were going to have a big inning in the ninth. But the Dodgers trotted out Don Sutton to face Denny Walling and the ballgame was secure and now the one game playoff was assured.

1980 – One game, winner takes the NL West
Joe Niekro versus Dave Goltz

The press in LA was so sure the Astros had a massive dinosaur size bone stuck in their throat, that this one game was a formality. But they didn’t count on Joseph Franklin Niekro either. Why? I don’t know, Nierko was every bit a reason for the success of the Houston Astros as anyone else, including Nolan Ryan. Joe was a 19 game winner and if he won this one game, he’d be a vaunted 20 game winner in 1980. Still, the press believed the chocking sounds from the Houston bench was too much to ignore. So Joe decided to be bold. He told as many teammates as he could that he was going to win this game. He wasn’t going to lose was more his mantra and that may have kept his teammates in the right frame of mind. From the AP report on the game: “Maybe some of them were disappointed in losing those three in a row that they thought it might be four in a row,” said Niekro. “Before the game, I told them just to get me a few runs and I’d take care of the rest. I told them I wasn’t going to lose the game. I came out here to win.”

The knuckleball specialist said he knew early that he was in for a good game. “The first two innings, the knuckleball was getting over and moving,” the righthander said. “Right then I knew I could handle the Dodgers, even though they’re always capable of that big inning. Later in the game, when we had that big lead, I started throwing mostly fastballs to get ahead of them and then would finish them off with the knuckleball.”

Houston won the game going away, 7-1, aided by the offense provided by Terry Puhl and Art Howe, the other big hero of the day.

Time to celebrate, boys!

“For a game like this, you don’t have to do anything to get up,” said Niekro, the 35-year-old righthander who upped his record to 20-12. “I’ve never been in a game like this and I’ve never been happier. I thank all of the people in Houston and I thank God. I’m so happy.”

No Joe… thank you and rest in peace my good man!


A tribute to Joe Niekro, by the Joe Niekro foundation and narrated by Bob Allen. Nice inclusion of the 1980 game too.

Check out this cool story about Chelsea Baker, a protege of Joe Niekro.

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