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Strange Days

Posted on May 31, 2009 by Dark Star in Series Previews

SEASONS IN HELL Vol. I, No. 3

June 1-4, 2009

Rockies (20-29) @ Astros (20-28)

Monday 7:05 p.m. CDT FOX-Houston
Tuesday 7:05 p.m. CDT FOX-Houston
Wednesday 7:05 p.m. CDT FOX-Houston
Thursday 7:05 p.m. CDT FOX-Houston

The cellar dwellers from the NL West and the NL Central get together this week for a four-game soirée.  If they could somehow get the Nationals into town, too, they could engage in a bizarre three-way that for some reason has me thinking of the South Park episode where all the men in town decide they are bisexual and engage in a massive man orgy. Not a nice vision to have (YTISWWT).

Bizarre homoerotic imagery aside, this will be a totally inconsequential series that will decide, well, nothing. I cannot imagine anyone outside of Denver and Houston paying any attention to it, unless it is scouts from NL contending teams, swirling around above the proceedings, riding the updrafts and deciding which Astros and Rockies veteran players to make a play for when their teams inevitably gird up their loins for a playoff run.

The only minor subplots revolve around the managers. Jim Tracy comes in as the shiny new head man for the Colorados, having replaced deposed field general Clint Hurdle last week. Tracy is a knowledgeable baseball man who has been around the block a few times managerially speaking, with minimal success. Expect the same in Rockie-land. Meanwhile, the drumbeat of calls for Astro skipper Cecil Cooper’s head have abated somewhat, with the series win in Pittsburgh. Presumably the clamor will start up again as soon as the Astros start losing again, and/or Cooper does something questionable on or off the field. Shouldn’t be long, either way.

Of course, people close to the situation don’t know shit, and should realize it takes a knowledgeable outsider like Jon Heyman to tell us what a bad idea it would be to shitcan Coop. Heyman somehow managed to do it without working himself or his wife (if he has one, I kind of wonder) or Noé or pravata ferret into the story, too.

Like a lot of other people, I have no idea where the Astros go from here. I do know I am out of the business of trying to foretell how they will fare, game-to-game. In the just completed Pittsburgh series, staff ace Wandy Rodriguez got knocked out of the box, while proles Brian Moehler and Mike Hampton twirled gems. That kind of wackiness is endearing in a way; but underneath, it signifies one fucked up team, going nowhere. I don’t know if changing managers would matter much now, no matter who was brought in, and anyway Drayton McLane has already indicated he is not firing anyone he just gave an extension to. That would make him look be stupid. As BudGirl said in the TZ, “Looks like a long season.”

 

PITCHING MATCHUPS
Monday June 1 (7:05 p.m.)
Houston
Roy Oswalt (1-2, 4.62)
Roy Oswalt’s start this season sort of mirrors his team’s, which is not to say his difficulties to date are the primary reason his team sucks for air at this point. But it doesn’t help any.

Colorado Aaron Cook (3-2, 4.82)
Cook got off to a terrible start this season, and has been slowly working his way back from it. He is tough when his sinker is working; it is a pitch that probably helps him in Coors, of course. . . it helps him in MMPUS, too – he has done quite well in Houston through his career.

Tuesday June 2 (7:05 p.m.)
Houston Felipé Paulino (1-4, 6.75)
I want to think about the Paulino who was so tough through his first few starts, not whoever it is who has been inhabiting his body since. It is irrational and unsupportable, but I blame Cooper’s lack of a cohesive pitching plan for Paulino’s troubles this season, at least part of them.

Colorado Ubaldo Jimenez (3-6, 4.37)
Erratic, throws hard, pitched well against the Astros in Denver.

Wednesday June 3 (7:05 p.m.)
Houston
Brian Moehler (2-3, 6.43)
Moehler was brilliant in Pittsburgh, pitching a complete game in leading the Astros to a 4-1 win. He has had really good outings since his return from the DL, and a few bad ones. I am going to err on the side of optimism and say he hasn’t been consistent yet because of the time he missed.

Colorado Jason Marquis (7-3, 3.93)
Marquis is putting together a nice season. Some think he will not finish it in Colorado, however. The Astros had their way with him earlier this year in Coors.

Thursday June 4 (7:05 p.m.)
Houston Wandy Rodriguez (5-4, 2.26)
Wandy has faltered lately, but that was on the road. One assumes (hopes?) in the friendly confines of MMPUS, he will return to dominating form.

Colorado Jason Hammel (1-3, 4.83)
Tall guy, not exactly a flamethrower. He didn’t do terribly in his first start against the Astros this season (7 hits, 4 R/ ER in 5.1 IP on May 14 in Coors), but he took the loss, anyway.

INJURIES
Houston
– Jose Valverde (strained calf), 15-day DL, returns this week; Doug Brocail (strained left hamstring), 15-day DL, returns late may, or he could need surgery; Geoff Geary (right biceps tendinitis), early June maybe; Kazuo Matsui (strained right hamstring), 15-day DL, mid-June.

Colorado – Whole bunch of guys with various injuries.

SHINE, SHINE, THE LIGHT OF GOOD WORKS SHINE
This past week saw the departure of TZ heartthrob Alyson Footer from regular coverage of the Astros online, as she took a front office job with the Houston team, a job with a description some of us don’t really understand, or care to. All we know is no more Alyson on astros.com, and there definitely is something wrong with that.

Some people won’t believe it when I say a good many All-American red-blooded SnS-ers love Alyson not because of her long legs and shapely figure, or those flowing, curly, luxurious red locks; rather, we love her for her mind. Really, I am not kidding.

Oh, we like all the other stuff, too, but that is lagniappe. For several years, Alyson Footer has written incisively and clearly about the Houston Astros, day to day, and she never tried to inject herself into the story line or co-opt any of her readers/critics or turn everything that happened on or off the field into some facile, self-serving psychological study. She just told us what we saw, and added in some stuff we didn’t see but she did, in order to give our mental picture of the team some depth of field, some perspective with which to try and think about what we saw going on before us. Her insights into Cecil Cooper this season, as an example, have greatly informed my own thinking about the Astros skipper and all the shenanigans surrounding him. I still jump to stupid, unsupportable conclusions, all the time; but I believe I jump to far fewer than I would otherwise, thanks mostly to Alyson Footer.

Another reason I think we took to Alyson is we sense she is something like us, that she has a sort of skewed worldview colored by natural skepticism, like we do (her response in the farewell thread only reinforced this impression.) We could see that she was in possession of a sensitive internal bullshit meter, and not hesitant to comment about whomever or whatever set it off, whenever it went off.

Personally, Alyson reminds me a lot of a female drinking buddy I had in high school and college. My friend was a girl, yes, and pretty; but she had so much depth of character and intelligence and humor that I actually managed to look at her as a compadre first, a partner in crime, sort of. Most guys will tell you, that’s a big deal, not thinking of a woman, any woman, first (at least partly) as an object of desire.

This girl friend of mine and I had great fun over the years and managed to never fall into a physical relationship, although I sure as hell wanted to sometimes, especially after a lot of drinking. But I kept it to myself, out of respect for her and the person she was, and out of respect for the unique understanding we had.

Respect. That is what we have for you, Alyson Footer. For being smart. For being funny. For not lying to us, or letting your ego take over the clear vision you had of what the hell was going on out there. Alyson, I was joking in the farewell thread, trying to out-creepy some of my fellow denizens in the TZ (a difficult thing to do, let me tell you.)

These are my real words of pizmotality.  My admiration for you is immense, and I respect you tremendously; for the reporter you are, for the person you are. Good luck in your new venture, I have no doubt you will do well. And I’ll go out drinking with you anytime, no strings attached.

THE WEATHER
Who cares? The roof’ll be closed anyway.

Astros split the series, 2-2. Cooper retains his job, for now.

You burn me up I’m a cigarette
You hold my hand I begin to sweat
You make me nervous
Ooh, I’m nervous

It must be real bad karma
For this to be my dharma
With you

********

Sunday Satisfaction

Posted on May 31, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Astros 2
Pie’roots 1

W: Hampton (3-4) | L: Maholm (3-2) | S: Hawkins (6)

Some guy writer dude
AP via Yahoo!
Game Zone

I played golf this morning. I broke 100. I drank beer. It was a good day. The Astros beat the Pirates 2-1 in a pitcher’s duel of sorts. A satisfying Sunday.

I got home by the top of the 4th and the score was already 1-1. Hampton had been dealing, giving up just a solo shot in the bottom of the 1st to McLouth, one of only three hits Hampton gave up to that point and for the rest of his 7 innings. Ground balls the order of the day. In fact, all of the Pirate balls-in-play for outs were ground balls. JD says, “I could play the outfield today.”

The Astros got their 1 early run in the top of the 2nd. After a Twinkie walk, Michaels moved him to 2nd on a deep fly ball to the wall in center. Then Q knocked a chopper up the middle past the infield and Lance staggered around 3rd as McLouth airmailed his throw to the backstop.

Nifty defense helped Hampton out a few times but Pirates ne’er sniffed a threat all game. Aye!

The decider came in one fine piece of offensive puppetutes pompitus pizmotality. With 1 out in the 7th, Hampton singled after JD suggested he go deep. Slacker. Maysonet then singled and with Miggy up, Maholm’s 1-1 pitch clanked off Diaz’ glove and the runner’s advanced to 2nd and 3rd. Miggy then floated one over Dirty Sanchez’ head into shallow center sending Hampton home with the game winnah!

Sampson and Hawk did their jobs just fine, thank you! Astros walk away with a series win and a semi-high note heading home for 4 vs. the Rukkakies. I heard Brownie say something about Valverde joining the team for this series and stepping up his rehab in hopes for a return from the DL soon.

Somnolence On A Saturday Night

Posted on May 30, 2009 by Dark Star in Game Recaps

May 30, 2009

Pirates 7, Astros 4

Astros official site
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

W: Karstens L: Wandy S: Capps

PITTSBURGH (SnS) – The hapless Astros fell to the happy-ass Pirates in pretty PNC Park here Saturday evening, 7-4. The Pirates jumped to a lead in the first, with base hits falling everywhere, and they never looked back. The Astros attempted at a dramatic ninth inning rally when the Pirates bullpen appeared to start coming apart at the seams, but at no time did the comeback seem like anything other than a perfunctory effort, and never really possible. And predictably, it fell short.

One-Game Win Streak is: Over.

Wandy was: Wild. Wafting the ball in there. He got walloped, then was wiped out.

Backe is: Back. Beat up. Bullshit.

Offense is: Off. Out to lunch. Only hitting on three cylinders. Out of gas. Asthetically offensive.

Highlights of the game came from JD. First an Iron City Light reference, reminding this reporter of some wasted nights down in the Mon Valley, out in Coal Center and Charleroi, and like that. Then the Astros color man served up a Roger Whitaker reset, which you just don’t get on many MLB telecasts. Deshaies saved me, because the game otherewise basically sucked.

And it went downhill from there.

Alyson – sweet, departed Alyson – was on the post-game show. So there was that.

Anyway, be sure and tune in to tomorrow’s series finale. Ennui will eventually ensue.

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Friday Teaser

Posted on May 30, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Astros 6, Pirates 1
W: Brian Moehler, L: Ross Ohlendorf

Astros Recap and Box Score
Yahoo Recap

This was a great game. First complete game of the season by an Astro pitcher. Did anyone have Brian Moehler in the pool? He hit his location and followed his game plan. He didn’t let Cecil Cooper pull him out in the 8th or 9th innings when he had runners on base. Congratulations for an outstanding game Mr. Moehler.

The crazy thing about that is he wasn’t the player of the game. That went to young Mr. Edwin Maysonet. He may have had a bit of Moehler fear in him though. In the post game interviews Mr. Maysonet was asked what Moehler told him before the start of the game. He said, “Catch the ball.” Moehler said, “That’s not it. I said, don’t mess up.” Well, he didn’t in the field or in the batters box. Mr. Maysonet went 4 for 4, 2 runs and 4 RBIs.

The thing about this game that I enjoyed the most is that Moehler stayed in to finish. I know the pitchers may not be able to finish everygame, but stop counting the damm pitches. I heard on the radio that Moehler had his the magic 100 number and I just knew Cooper was going to yank him. He ended up not doing so. I am thankful. Who decided that 100 was the number that a pitcher will hit the wall and start coughing up hits, runs, and walks? I’d personally like to kick him in his balls. I’m so sick of the pitch counts when pitchers are in games. Let them work through things. It could be helpful in a later game.

This was a great game since the Astros won, but I’m not going to jump back on the bandwagon just yet. I expect this or something close to it to happen quite a few more times before I think the team that lost 7 in a row isn’t the real Astros. I rather think it is somewhere in between.

Bench Tidbits:

I am hosting a softball party Saturday night. Should be interesting, too much drama for a church league.

Here’s Taras’ Series Preview. Read and you will either laugh or cry.

Here’s the GameZone for this game.

Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.

2006 Draft Mid Term Report

Posted on May 29, 2009 by Duman in From the Bus Stop

Mid Term reports tell the student where they stand today. It is not the final grade but an indication of what your grade will be if you continue to produce as you have produced to that point in time. The true grade comes after finals. In baseball development, the true grade of a draft comes after five years of development. The grades that are given can be improved or can tank depending upon a myriad of variables.

The Astros signed 29 out of the 50 draft picks. Twenty of those were in the top 23 picks. As of the middle of May, 2009, only 10 of the 29 drafted players are still active. Here is a breakdown of where they are on the ladder to the big leagues as of May 19, 2009.

MLB – 0

Round Rock (AAA) – 2 (7%)

Corpus Christi (AA) – 4 (14%)

Lancaster (A+) – 3 (10%)

Lexington (A) – 0

Extended Spring Training – 0

DL – 1 (3%)

Released – 19 (66%)

Now for the grades:

1st Round:  Maxwell “Max” Sapp; C; L/R; 6′2″, 220; DOB 2/21/1988; Bishop Moore High School, Florida.

Sapp has been a major disappointment thus far. He started off at Tri Cities where he was too young for the competition and predictably struggled. Baseball America took his age into account and listed him as one of the top 20 prospects in the NYPenn League that season and the #9 prospect in the Astros organization. He was promoted to Lexington to start the 2007 season. At that time, he had put on significant weight but his numbers climbed slightly. 2008 saw him back in Lexington, in better shape but the numbers declined. This off season, he spent significant time in ICU dealing with viral meningitis. This had some connection to a chronic sinus infection he carried for most of last season. He suffered significant memory loss due to a drug induced coma he was placed in. He was beginning to get back into baseball shape when he had another seizure during spring training. It is unlikely he will play baseball this season. The fact that he is alive gives him an A but on the value of the pick, at this point in time, it is a failed pick.

Grade F

2nd Round:  Sergio Perez; RHP; R/R; 6’3”, 230; DOB 12/05/1984; University of Tampa.

Perez started his pro ball career in Lexington out of the pen. He was very solid in his 11 brief outings. He moved up to Salem the next year where his battle with injuries started. The culprit was a recurring groin injury that limited his effectiveness. Last season, his groin flared up again in April and then in May, his finger was broken and his missed a good hunk of the season. When he returned in August, he was solid and based on his solid performance in the Arizona Fall League, hopes were high for a healthy and successful 2009. Those results have been mixed thus far. Perez has had 3 good starts and 3 bad starts to begin the 2009 campaign. There are high expectations for Perez, if he comes close to meeting them, his grade could change dramatically.

Grade C

3rd Round:  Nick Moresi; CF; R/R; 6’4”, 190; DOB 11/22/1984; Fresno State University.

Moresi started his career in Tri Cities where he made 5 errors in the outfield and hit just .180 in 57 games. He moved to Lexington the next season and improved his fielding making just 4 errors in 108 games in center. His hitting improved up to a .235 average. He split the next season between Lexington and Salem. His defense continued to improve but his hitting did not. In 2009, Moresi got off to a slow start in April hitting just .163 but through May 15th, he was hitting .333 for May. If his offense catches up to his defense, he could be promising but that is a big if at this point.

Grade – D

4th Round:  Christopher Johnson; 3B; R/R; 6’2”, 180; DOB 10/01/1984; Stetson University.

Johnson started his pro career in Tri Cities and only hit .212. His adjustments continued as he climbed two rungs in 2007. He started in Lexington and was promoted to Salem half way through the year. His combined average over the two stops jumped to .261 and his slugging percentage jumped over .130 points to .401. He spent the first ¾ of the 208 season in Corpus Christi and had his best year at the plate yet. He hit .324 with the Hooks before his late season promotion to Round Rock. At Round Rock, he was over matched. He was selected to go to the Arizona Fall League where he put up solid numbers. He hit .296 but made 8 errors in 25 games. He was then named a non roster invitee to big league spring training. Johnson did all the right things a young prospect should do at big league camp. He kept quiet, soaked it in and made a positive impression. The buzz coming out of spring training was that he would be up sooner rather than later. He reported to Round Rock and was injured after only 3 games. He rehabbed in Lancaster for four games (.438) before rejoining the Express. Johnson is one of the top prospects in the org and has shown positive development thus far.

Grade – A

5th Round:  Casey Hudspeth; RHP; R/R; 6’0”, 185; DOB 10/01/1984; University of South Florida.

Hudspeth started his pro career in Tri Cities. He then split the next two season between two levels. In 07 it was Lex than Salem. In 08, it was Salem then Corpus Christi. A starter for all but 4 appearances, his numbers don’t jump out at you as one to watch. In fact, it appears he has reached the level that might do him in.

Grade – C

6th Round:  David “Bud” Norris; RHP; R/R; 6’0”, 195, DOB 3/02/1985; California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo.

Norris is the pitching prospect closest to making it to Minute Maid Park in the organization. He started his pro career in Tri Cities and struck out 46 in 36 innings. He spent all but one start of 2007 in Lexington where he only went 2-8 but struck out 117 batters in 96 2/3 innings. His one start at Salem to end 07 would be his only start at High A ball. He started 08 in Corpus Christi where his win loss record was less than impressive (3-8) but he continued to strike batters out (84 in 80 IP). He was selected to attend the Arizona Fall League and worked solely out of the bullpen. The hard throwing Norris thrived in the bullpen role striking out 20 in 19 IP and finished his 12 appearances with an ERA of 1.89. He also was invited to spring training as a non roster invitee. He is currently pitching in Round Rock and is doing well in the starting rotation. He has 44 Ks in his first 41 1/3 IP. He is being looked at as a potential late inning reliever in the Houston and should at least get a September call up.

Grade – A

7th Round:  David Qualben; LHP; L/L; 6’3”, 210; DOB 7/29/1985; Pace University.

The soft tossing lefty with an outstanding pick off move made up to Salem before being released during spring training this season. He picked off 30 runners in 2007 and that allowed him to escape the fact that he was allowing too many base runners. He started 08 in Lexington before being quickly moved up to Salem. There he was moved from starter to reliever and began his slide to oblivion. He was released out of spring training this season.

Grade – D

8th Round:  James Van Ostrand; RF; R/R; 6’4”, 220; DOB 8/07/1984; California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo.

Van Ostrand, like Johnson wasn’t impressive in his debut in Tri Cities. He hit just .215 for the ValleyCats. In 2007 and 2008, he played in 98 games each for Lexington and Salem. During those years, he put up consistent numbers of batting in the low .290s, on base percentage in the mid .300s and slugging in the mid .400s. The Canadian has gotten a few chances to play international baseball during his tenure with the Astros. He was on the Canadian Olympic team and spent some time in China during 2008.

Van Ostrand’s speed makes it likely he will be a first baseman more than an outfielder in the future. He has shown more pop in his bat in 2009 at Corpus Christi. He has already hit 6 homeruns in his first 25 games at the AA level.

Grade – A

9th Round:  Gregory Buchanan; 2B; S/R; 5’11”, 180; DOB 11/16/1983; Rice University.

Buchanan had a decent start in Tri Cities hitting .272. He hit .240 in his next two seasons in Lexington & Salem respectively. He was released during the off season last year.

Grade – D

10th Round: Nathan Karns; RHP; R/R; 6’5”, 230; DOB 11/25/1987; James Martin Senior High School, Texas.

Attend North Carolina State University and had an impressive first year. He then transferred to Texas Tech and was not as impressive as a sophomore. He has shown some improvement as a junior striking out more than a batter an inning.

No grade

11th Round: Thomas Vessella; LHP; R/L; 6’6”, 205; DOB 10/12/1985; Whittier College.

Vessella was the highest draft pick to being his pro career in Greeneville in 2006. The tall lefty made it as high as Lexington before being released during spring training this year.

Grade – D

12th Round: Bryan Hallberg; RHP; R/R; 6’0”, 205; DOB 4/23/1985; Pace University.

Hallberg started his pro career as a starter in Tri Cities. Since that solid season, he has been a staple in bullpens in Lexington, Salem and now Lancaster. In 2008, he appeared in 49 games out of the pen in Salem and finished 24 of those games earning 6 saves. He is repeating the High A level this year in Lancaster and has finished 8 of the 11 games he has appeared in and has earned 2 saves thus far.

Grade – C

13th Round: Christopher Salamida; LHP; L/L; 6’0”, 180; DOB 5/07/1984; State University of New York at Oneonta.

Salamida had a strong start to his pro career going 10 -1 with a 1.06 ERA in 2006 in Tri Cities. Since then, his ERA for the year has not been below 5.00. He jumped to Salem in 2007 and split 2008 between Salem and Corpus Christi. He has started 2009 in Corpus Christi and is off to a rough start with a 13.50 ERA in April. So far in his first 4 outings in May, he has a 2.84 ERA. He has not walked a batter in his first 13 2/3 IP this season.

Grade – B

14th Round: Justin Tellam; C; R/R; 6’3”, 190; DOB 11/20/1984; Pepperdine University.

Tellam started out in Tri Cities in 06 and put up a respectable .248 average. He was jumped to Salem but only appeared in 44 games in 2007. In 2008, after just 26 games, he retired from the Astros system. He has resurfaced in Indy Ball. He finished 08 in the Frontier League and is playing in the American Association this season.

Grade – D

15th Round: Kevin Fox; LHP; L/L; 6’1”, 180; DOB 8/24/1985; Biola University.

Fox spent 06 in Greeneville and then 07 in Tri Cities before being released.

Grade – D

16th Round: Andrew “Drew” Holder; CF; R/R; 6’0”, 210; DOB 10/02/1983; Dallas Baptist University.

Drew played for Tri Cities in 06 and had a decent season in Lexington in 07. He was released prior to the O8 season and was last seen playing Indy ball in the American Association.

Grade – D

17th Round: Justin Stiver; RHP; R/R; 6’2”, 195; DOB 8/07/1984; Florida Gulf Coast University.

Appeared in 4 games in Tri Cities before being released after the 06 season.

Grade F

18th Round: Colt Adams; RHP; R/R; 6’5”, 220; DOB 5/23/1985; Dixie State College of Utah.

Adams was drafted with hopes that his big frame could produce a good power pitcher. He spent 06 at Greeneville and was hit hard but the strike out numbers were promising. He was moved to a starter in 07 in Tri Cities. He showed overall improvement and was promoted to Lexington for 08. There he started 7 games and didn’t show any ability to handle hitters at the A ball level. He was released prior to the 2009 season.

Grade – D

19th Round: Orlando Rosales; CF; R/R; 5’8”, 180; DOB 4/09/1984; University of Tampa.

Rosales started his career in Greeneville and was moved up to Tri Cities for the last few weeks of the season. He then jumped to Salem where he hit .283 in 07. He returned to Salem to start the 08 campaign but struggled in the first half of the season. Despite the struggles, he was promoted to Corpus to fill a need. He couldn’t produce when he was sent back to Salem so he was released after the 08 season.

Grade – C

20th Round: Robert “Mark” Sobolewski; SS; R/R; 6’0”, 190; DOB 12/24/1986; Sarasota High School, Florida.

Attended University of Miami and had two solid seasons before being drafted in 2007 by the Blue Jays in the 4th round as a draft eligible sophomore. He hit .256 in the NYPenn League after the draft and this year is hitting .291 in Lansing of the Low A Midwest League.

No Grade

21st Round: Antony Bello; LHP; L/L; 6’2”, 200; DOB 10/09/1985; Nova Southeastern University.

Bello got off to a solid start in Greeneville posting a 1.90 ERA in his pro debut. He went to Tri Cities where he didn’t have the same success in 07. In 08, he made 23 starts for Lexington and finished with a 7-7 record and a 4.17 ERA. He was released prior to the start of the 09 season.

Grade – C

22nd Round: Chad Wagler; RHP; R/R; 6’1”, 185; DOB 9/11/1983; Kent State University.

Wagler began his career in the Tri Cities bullpen and continued to work out of the Lexington bully in 07. He made one spot start in 07 and then found himself making 10 starts in Salem in 08. His season was cut short by injuries but showed promise. He pitched adequately to begin the season in Corpus Christi in 2009 but was demoted to Lancaster to make room for a prospect (C. J. Lo).

Grade – B

23rd Round: Tim Torres; SS; S/R; 6’2”, 190; DOB 11/12/1983; Oral Roberts University.

Torres was drafted as a shortstop but played all over the place. In his 3 years of pro ball, he played 7 different fielding positions. He never played catcher or right field. He had an impressive 2007 in Lexington but could not quite get over the hump in Salem. He was released during the off season.

Grade – C

24th Round: Jonathan Wiedenbauer; LHP; L/L; 6’3”, 185; DOB 1/16/1988; Seabreeze High School, Florida.

The son of Tom Wiedenbauer (Astros minor league field coordinator 2002-2005) decided to attend the University of Tampa. Took a medical redshirt his freshman year. Last year, he was 4-0 with a 4.30 in his redshirt freshman year.

No grade

25th Round: Jamaal Hollis; RHP; R/R; 6’2”, ; DOB 12/03/1987; Whitney-Young High School, Illinois.

Hollis, has attended Miami of Ohio where he has worked out of the pen in 24 of 25 outings. He appears to have control issues giving up 22 walks in 26 innings pitched in 2008. In 2009, the light bulb has gone on. He has appeared in 22 games (25 1/3 IP) and has an ERA of 2.13 with 20 K to 9 BB.

No Grade

26th Round: Lenell McGee; 3B; R/R; 6’2”, 185; DOB 8/10/1988; Mount Carmel High School, Illinois.

Attended Oakton Community College in Illinois and was not signed as a DFE. He was then drafted by the Dodgers in 2008 in the 13th round. He hit .222 in the Gulf Coast League last season. He is not with a full season team as of the writing of this article.

No Grade

27th Round: Cirilo Cruz; 1B; R/R; 6’1”, 215; DOB 2/13/1985; Cumberland University.

Cirilo, who also went by Alberto, signed and reported to Greeneville in 2006. He had pop but that was about it. He hit 7 HR in his first year while hitting .220. In 2007, he was sent to Tri Cities where his average and power took a dip (6 HR, .206). He was released after extended spring training in 2008.

Grade – C

28th Round: Brandon Caipen; 3B; R/R; 6’0”, 180; DOB 8/04/1983; Youngstown State University.

Caipen started in Greeneville in 2006. He was too old for the league and was not that impressive, hitting only .265 with very little pop. In 2007, he started in extended spring and was sent to Tri Cities. After a brief stay, he was promoted to Lexington. They toyed with him as a catcher appearing in 3 games. He was released prior to spring training in 2008.

Grade – C

29th Round: Rafeal Parks; RF; R/R; 6’2”, 180; DOB 2/15/1988; Greenbrier High School, Georgia.

Parks was a DFE who signed after attending a junior college that didn’t even have a baseball team. He played 2007 in Greeneville and was unimpressive. He was released out of extended spring training in 2008

Grade – F

30th Round: Eric Taylor; 3B; R/R; 6’1”, 195; DOB 7/29/1985; University of California at Los Angeles.

Though drafted as a 3rd baseman, he has spent his entire career across the diamond at 1st. He spent 2006 in Tri Cities where he hit a solid .315. He was promoted to Lexington for 2007 where he put up adequate numbers with 13 homers. In 2008, he repeated in Lexington and most of his numbers decreased. The notable exception was stolen bases. In his first season and a half, he was 17 out of 23. In 2008, he was 27 out of 30. He started the 09 season in Salem before he was released in early May.

Grade – C+

31st Round: Kyle DeYoung; RHP; R/R; 6’0”, 190; DOB 8/15/1984; Florida Southern College.

DeYoung signed with the Astros and was sent to Tri Cities in 2006. He made 20 appearances all in relief and was not that impressive. He spent 2007 in Lexington and showed some improvement but it wasn’t enough. He was released out of spring training in 2008.

Grade – C-

32nd Round: Adam Hale; RHP; L/R; 6’4”, 215; DOB 3/07/1985; Texas A&M University.

Adam signed with the Astros and played in Greeneville in 2006. He was effective in 16 outings with a 2.22 ERA. He was out of baseball in 2007.

Grade – D

33rd Round: Codi Harshman; CF; R/R; 6’2”, 180; DOB 11/14/1987; Sabino High School, Arizona.

Didn’t sign with the Astros. Played Junior College ball before landing at Arizona University. This season, he has played in 22 games but only started 7.

No Grade

34th Round: John Anderson; RHP; R/R; 6’2”, 195; DOB 2/06/1988; Captain Shreve High School, Louisiana.

He received a baseball scholarship to Bossier Parish Community College where he played for 2 years before transferring to La. Tech. This season, he went 6-3 with 2 saves in 17 appearances (7 starts).

No Grade

35th Round: Patrick Allen; RF; R/R; 6’4”, 215; DOB 5/20/1986; Everett Community College, Washington.

Didn’t sign with Astros. He played one more year of Everett but no info on him after that.

No Grade

36th Round: Johnathan Moore; C; R/R; 6’0”, 180; DOB 3/24/1988; Arlington Lamar High School, Texas.

Jackie’s boy attended Temple Junior College and played for former MLB pitcher Craig McMurtry. He hit .326 last season..

No Grade

37th Round: Trent Henderson; SS; R/R; 6’3”, 210; DOB 2/10/1988; Newport High School, Washington.

Dave’s son attended Skagit Valley Community College in Washington State. He hit .343 with 0 homers last season. He was listed as a 3rd baseman on the roster.

No Grade

38th Round: Casey Anderson; C; R/R; 6’2”, 195; DOB 3/31/1987; West Ouacita High School, Louisiana.

Was supposed to attend LSU- Eunice but doesn’t show up on any stats or rosters.

No Grade

39th Round: William Kline; RHP; R/R; 6’2”, 215; DOB 9/10/1984; University of Mississippi.

Returned to University of Mississippi for a senior season and saw his draft status take off. He was drafted in the second round (65th overall) of the 2007 draft by the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. He started 9 games in Low A ball in 2007 but then was sidelined all of 2008 with a torn labrum that required surgery. This is his second serious surgery. He had Tommy John surgery as a High School junior. He is still rehabbing as of the writing of this article.

No Grade

40th Round: Steven Detwiler; SS; R/R; 6’1”, 200; DOB 12/31/1987; San Rafael High School, California.

Attended Fresno State University and was the hero of their 2008 NCAA World Series win over Georgia. He went 4-4 with 2 HR and a double and also snagged the game winning catch. He hit just .215 in the regular season with the bulldogs this year.

No Grade

41st Round: Axel Gonzalez; CF; R/R; 5’11”, 165; DOB 6/02/1988; Rosalina C. Martinez School, Puerto Rico.

Attended Wabash Valley (Ill.) Junior College and then signed with the Astros. He played for Greeneville to start the 2007 season hitting a measly .215. He was promoted to Tri Cities where he hit .200. He was released before the start of the 2008 season.

Grade – D

42nd Round: Kevin Sullivan; C; L/R; 6’3”, 200; DOB 4/24/1988; York Community High School, Illinois.

Attended Oakton Community College for one year and hit .290. Then transferred to Bradley University where he won the starting catching job before breaking a bone in his hand. He hit only .167 before the injury. In 2009, he hit .277 with no power at Bradley.

No Grade

43rd Round: Greg Joseph; LF; L/L; 6’2”, 220; DOB 11/09/1985; Mount San Jacinto Junior College, California.

No current info available on his life in baseball.

No Grade

44th Round: Adam Pilate; CF; R/R; 6’2”, 180; DOB 9/12/1987; Sylacauga High School, Alabama.

Played at Bevill State Community College in Alabama for two years. Career average was .238.

No Grade

45th Round: Cody Madison; CF; R/R; 6’0”, 205; DOB 12/17/1987; Vista Del Lago High School, California.

Attended Riverside Community College. After hitting .329 for Riverside as an infielder, Madison signed with Division II Cal State San Bernardino and is listed on their roster as an outfielder.

No Grade

46th Round: Joey Wong; SS; L/R; 5’9”, 165; DOB 4/12/1988; Sprague High School, Oregon.

Attended Oregon State University. He had an impressive Freshman year making it on the All College World Series team. He dipped a little in his sophomore year only hitting .244. He played in the Cape Cod league last summer and hit .256 with 15 RBI. He finished his Jr. year hitting .264 and making only 6 errors and earning a .973 fielding percentage.

No grade

47th Round: Michael Pericht; C; R/R; 6’5”, 225; DOB 5/23/1988; Providence Catholic High School, Illinois.

Attended St. Joseph’s College where he is still on the roster. He hit .299 last year with 10 HR. He hit .337 with 12 HR in 2009.

No Grade

48th Round: Jerry Quinones; LHP; L/L; 6’1”, 180; DOB 9/29/1985; Compton Community College, California.

No info was found about what Jerry Quinones ended up doing.

No Grade

49th Round: Andy Launier; 1B; R/R; 6’3”, 220; DOB 4/10/1987; Sierra Junior College, California.

Andy was a DFE who signed with the Astros and was assigned to Greeneville. He played a decent 1st base and hit .256 with Greeneville. He was released out of spring training and signed on with the independent Northern League where he played in 5 games for Joliet Jackhammers before being released.

Grade D

50th Round: Paul Tyler Henley; CF; L/L; 5’10”, 205; DOB 6/10/1985; Rice University.

Hit .313 upon his return to Rice. He was drafted by the Cardinals in the 8th round in 2007. Hit .280 in the Florida State League last season. He was promoted to AA Springfield this season and is hitting .310 through May 19th .

No Grade

Overall Performance:

The draft has some promise in Chris Johnson, and Bud Norris. It appears that with the notable exception of Sapp, most of the top draft picks are living up to the level they were picked. Seven of the top eight picks are still in the organization. After that, there are only 3 players left from the draft (12, Hallberg, 13, Salamida, and 22, Wagler. Justifying this production from this draft would be like a workaholic parent preaching the virtues of quality time over quantity of time. This draft has some quality but very little quantity. Overall, I would give it a D. For this grade to improve, Norris, Johnson & Van Ostrand need to continue the developmental track they are on. Sergio Perez needs to stay healthy and be able to work on his development. Nick Moresi needs to take his hitting to the next level and Casey Hudspeth needs to break through the ceiling he appears to have bumped up against. Brian Hallberg, Chris Salamida and Chad Wagler need to continue to scrap, adjust and exceed expectations. As for Max Sapp, he just needs to get healthy so that he can have a normal life with or without baseball. The battle he is fighting in coming back from his off season illness is much more important than anything that could ever happen on the baseball diamond.

Draft of 2006 Mid Term Grade: D+. Its not passing but it is not quite average in the production you expect out of 50 draft picks.

2006 draft

Astros at Pirates: Nights of the Long Knives

Posted on May 29, 2009 by Taras Bulba in Series Previews

It’s going to happen any minute now, maybe even before I’m through “writing” this.  Meaning that Mad Cecil will be formally sacked, gutted, garroted, eviscerated, cleaved, flayed, or simply taken behind the barn and shot for his many sins both foreign and domestic.  Did he get the support he needed and deserved?  I think largely, yes until the silliness reached its tipping point with the resolute non-bunting in Chicago followed by the scorecard idiocy, and the clumsiness in his comments regarding Oswalt and others.  That’s not even counting the awful handling of Bourn and misuse of the bullpen, and all of the weird pronouncements along the way.  Drayton and Wade will be made to look like jackasses in relieving Cooper within sixty days of handing him an extension–an extension he had to have in order to keep any semblance of authority over a team he lost last season.  Maybe Drayton will now formerly exorcise his bizarre fealty to Bud Selig, having been schmoozed on the idea of dismissing Garner in favor of Mad Cecil.  Oh, and that thing with Wrigley North, too, Drayton–that kinda sucked, don’t you think?  Goddamn Selig.

Astros manager Cecil Cooper (shown here in formal managerial attire) contemplates the treachery around him.

Astros manager Cecil Cooper (shown here in formal managerial attire) contemplates the treachery around him.

All that aside, your really awful 18-27 Houston Astros bring their travelling horseshit show to sunny Pittsburgh, 5-5 over their last ten games at 21-26 and squatting directly over your hometown nine.  Damn, that’s an awful position.  The Pirates have a fair amount of young, talented players that are being carefully nurtured along until they can be traditionally dispersed later this season to the Cubs, Yankees, and Red Sox.   Led by they LaRoche sisters (Adam and Andy) they also have speedster Nate McLouth, the ever-raking Freddy “Dirty” Sanchez, and the remaining Wilson sister, Jack.  There’s a slew of other young guys in and out of the lineup rapping doubles and tear-assing around the base paths–just the thing that could spell trouble for the wheezing, clown shoe wearing Astros.  Cue the circus music.

Projected Pitching Matchups:

Friday, May 29

Brian “Man the Warning Track” Moehler (1-3, 8.31) v. Ross “Kent” Ohlendorf, RHP (5-4, 4.20)

Goddamn Moehler’s getting hammered and is looking like the Moehler we’ve suspected lurked somewhere around the credible 2008 edition.  He got torched against the Rangers (well, who didn’t?) and is probably still a little gimpy with his aging right knee.  Take a shot for the team, Brian.  I endorse cortisone early and often.

Ohlendorf is a sneaky little shit just like Niedermeyer.  Oh, wrong character.  Anyway, Dorfmann has pitched okay lately and survives if he can keep the damn ball down–sort of like that Moehler guy.  If these two fine fellows are off their game, PNC Park will be a launching pad.

Saturday, May 30

Wandy “El Culo” Rodriguez (5-3, 1.71) v. Jeff “Ping” Karstens, RHP (1-2,5.19)

Wandy gave up a buttload of unearned runs in his last start during the ill-fated Cincy shitfest, courtesy of Tejada booting the goddamn ball all over the place.  Anyway, you’re quite familiar with how effective Wandy’s been this season, clearly dominant in a number of starts.  He’ll be facing  Karstens who has been crappy all year which means he’ll turn into fucking Cy Young on Saturday.  Book it.

Sunday, May 31

Mike “GCG” Hampton (2-4, 5.63) v. Paul Maholm, LHP (3-1, 4.11)

Hampton looked sharp in his earlier start against the Pirates back on April 15th, but has been leaking oil ever since.  Scouts are whispering that he’s done, which would mean he ain’t exactly a replacement for Randy Wolf after all.  I don’t know–I’d like to watch him a couple of more times before pronouncing him road kill.  Maholm is good if his curve is working and he can keep the ball down, this according to Pittsburgh writers.  Duh–I guess that works for a lot of guys, doesn’t it?  It also helps if the opposing team shows up with absolutely no approach at the plate–remind you of anyone?  Bueller?  Bueller?  Astros?  Astros?

MASH Report

Backe returns from the DL, bringing his sub-AAA crap to the already depleted Houston bullpen.  Wright and his 2009 sub-MLB stuff heads for the PCL.  What a deal.

Blum is day to day with a strained left hamstring suffered going up and down the dugout steps to explain managerial fuck ups to young players.

Boone is a malingerer.

Brocail is happily on the DL with a strained hamstring so he doesn’t have to listen to any of Cooper’s bullshit and can drink beer and read up on all of his AARP mail.

Geary has right biceps tendinitis.  Use your wrist, Geoff; you should have learned that in middle school.

Valverde: crazy as a goddamn bat sitting out in his backyard eating leaves and other shit.

Pittsburgh:

Matt Capps has a right elbow contusion, Ryan Doumit has a fractured right wrist, Tyler Yates has right elbow inflammation–go easy on the hotel room porn, guys, especially when you’re in there  together.  Craig Hansen has neck spasms from watching it all happen.  Freak.

Pirate Giveaways

Friday: they’re giving away a “Pirates Travel Mug” which is a black plastic mug with a yellow “P” on the side.  I’m not making this up.  Now, fans will have no need to make a pit stop between Pittsburgh and Harrisburg.

"Travel mug" for use after that third cup of coffee.

"Travel mug" for use after that third cup of coffee.

Sunday: you get a “Matt Capps Replica Batting Practice Jersey.”  Sponsored by Vivid Videos.

Other Things

You might have heard that I had the good fortune of sitting in Drayton’s seats the other night. Well, I sat in Mrs. Drayton’s seat, actually, and it was all soft and comfy. I got to see some interesting things, including: sns02

ybbodeus attempting to eat every olive offered at the Diamond Club buffet line, while we waited, WAITED for him to finish in order to see the first pitch.  Denied.  He apparently doesn’t get olives at home.  Or, fruit cup.

yybodeus engaging in prolonged Adderall and Stella Artois fueled happiness which translated at times into strange dances even for an aging white man.

Pudge Rodriguez standing in the on deck circle and laughing his ass off, wondering who let these assholes in the joint?

Barking at the home plate ump for his shit toss of Berkman and realizing that it’s probably the first time that both profanity and beer spittle had been hurled from those seats.  Just trying to do my part for the cause.  I did find myself looking around a time or two at the other club patrons who seemed to be nervously watching the spectacle in the seats in front of them.  Security was on it, too.

Astros team president, Pam Gardner, accompanying security detail in Diamond Club inspection (file photo)

Astros team president, Pam Gardner, accompanying security detail in Diamond Club inspection (file photo)

Drinking, DRINKING with the fellow SnSers at The Bus both before and after the game.  Good lads.  Limey never once mentioned his plans for herding Republican scum into work camps.  Homer graciously drank with the old men and stood ready to catch us when we would topple.  OregonStrosFan recited Keats or Yeats or Jesus Alou–nobody really knew.  And, gleach, God bless him, made it all happen.

 

Damn, boys (and girls)–it can’t get much worse.  It’s hard watching your team getting their ass kicked by the godless Dickities and it won’t improve if the same happens with the Pirates.  Seven in a row means something’s got to give.  Cooper, yes, but  I also suggest that Das take a slumpbuster.  Couldn’t hurt.

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