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July SnS Spike and Star Award Winners

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Noe in Austin in Featured, Monthly Awards

potmJuly is the month of All-Stars, pennant chasing teams making the start of their push and of course the MLB trading deadline.  July is also the month where you expect some players to step up for a team if any hopes for post season glory is to be realized.  The Houston Astros were no different than any of the other Wild Card and NL Central contenders, all 28 of them, in that they got some very good performances from some players and thus the hunt was on and fans were getting excited. For the July Spike Award, the candidates were Lance Berkman, Alberto Arias, Jeff Keppinger and Aaron Boone. For the July Star Award, the candidates were Michael Bourn, Miguel Tejada, Carlos Lee, Roy Oswalt and Wandy Rodriquez.  This was an interesting vote and the winners are:


july_spikeJuly 2009 Spike Award This month’s Spike Award winner is a pitcher who helped solidify a shaky bullpen beset by injury and inconsistency.  Geoff Geary, Doug Brocail, Chris Sampson were key contributors in Houston’s bullpen along with LaTroy Hawkins and Jose Valverde.  A bullpen considered a strength of the team.  Well the best plans of mice and men can and will go awry and in terms of a bullpen need, this plan of Ed Wade certainly did.

Well, he's got the closer snear down pat!

Well, he's got the closer snear down pat!

So the search was on for a pitcher that could provide good work to help salvage a season that was going nowhere fast.  In steps Alberto Arias, a pitcher who has a nice arsenal of pitches, all with late movement and just hard enough to keep hitters on notice.  Arias enjoyed a successful month as the setup man pressed into the role because of injuries to Chris Sampson and LaTroy Hawkins.  He did well, posting a .265 ERA in 17 IPs, recording 13 strikeouts and only 5 walks.  Now, with some of the injured returning, Arias is an interesting prospect for more work as a key setup man along with Sampson and Hawkins.  Some even think he may be a good closer candidate if he keeps up the good work.

Honorable mention: Aaron Boone got some love from the SnS because of his desire to return this season from heart surgery.  Wow, coming back from heart surgery all within the same season is hard to ponder, but he’s planning on it and it’s worth following.


julyJuly 2009 Star Award

Hey, a Wandy Rodriquez three-peat?

Yes indeed, it is a Wandy season after all, as the little lefty took home his third Star Award by posting an outstanding performance for the month of July.  He had a .075 ERA in 36 IPs, tossing his first complete game of the season.  He also posted his tenth win for the season in the month of July when he registered four wins total for the month without a loss.

Tipping my pitches, eh?  Here, guess what I'm going to throw now!

Tipping my pitches, eh? Here, guess what I'm going to throw now!

10 wins is his highest win total so far for his career.  In the month of July, he had 34 strikeouts and 7 walks.  He also helped the club make a push upwards from inconsistency to solid winner, becoming a part of a one-two gut punch for opposing teams with Roy Oswalt.

Honorable Mention: Miguel Tejada continues to post good numbers, not succumbing to the late season swoon predicted  by many.  Miggy is the leader on the club now with the injury to Lance Berkman and the happy go lucky attitude of Carlos Lee.  Leadership is a wonderful thing if you post the stats to back up your words and Miggy has.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner

Posted on August 3, 2009 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Giants at Astros, 8/3/2009
Astros 4, Giants 3

Sometimes, the talented folks here say it almost perfectly.
Hit it, Matt:

Matt Cain was all like PEW PEW and the Astros were like damn! This dude is tough. Then Mike Hampton was being all gutsy and only gave up 2 runs while the manager for the Astros Geoff Blum came out of the dugout and said FUCK MATT CAIN! He hit a homer. Then Bourn was all TRIPLE LOL! Matsui went out to bunt but instead hit a 2 run homer and chicken sandwiches rained from the rafters. Cecil Cooper woke up to talk to Arias about what a fucking stud he is and here we are at 3-2 Astros in the 8th inning.

After that, ThunderPants showed off his oh face on a triple; Kabong drove him in, before being lifted for a “defensive replacement” that promptly booted one, bringing on the 4-3 final score; and Greg Lucas tried to explain the concept of free mass-produced chicken sandwiches to Kaz and his intepreter:

Yoshi says “home run” in Japanese is “home run”.

Norris, Astros Salvage Win in Busch

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Andyzipp in Game Recaps, News

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Astros 2
Godless, mother-humping Cardinals 0

W: David S. “Bud” Norris (1-0, 0.90)
L: Adam Wainwright (12-7, 2.79)
S: Jose Valverde (12 saves, 2.70)

A: 45,227

Astros.com Recap

Bud Norris won hisself a game, and the Astros got back on the airplane after losing an assload of road games, 3 games in the standings, and most of their manhood.

It would be remarkably lazy to go with the whole “This Bud’s for you” angle on Bud Norris’ first major league start during which he gathered his first major league win (not to mention his first major league hit).  I will leave that to ESPN.  If Norris is as good as he was in his first start going forward, you can expect a lot of beer references.

The only thing that should be said is that the south doesn’t have the market cornered on rednecks.  “Bud” is proof that there are plenty of Dukes of Hazzard fans in Cali, as well.

Norris was great, taking advantage of the Cardinals lack of familarity, limiting the heathens to 2 hits over 7 innings.  I’m going to go ahead and say that was mostly him, because he no-hit the Cards into the 6th inning of Sunday’s game.  But I’ll be damned if the LaRussa’s charges didn’t look just like the Astros usually do when facing a new pitcher. Either way, he came up big in key spots (the key spots existed because Norris walked 4 Turdinals) and the bullpen held up, despite Cooper’s use of 38 pitchers to get the final 6 outs.  Guess what?  Wes Wright?  He can pitch to right handed hitters, too.

The offense continued to show just how inept they can be without Lance Berkman in the lineup. Houston collected 8 hits and managed to leave 7 men on base. They also took exactly zero (0) walks, showing little patience or understanding of what exactly a strike zone is.  Curiously, the Cooper moved the slumping Hunter Pence into the 3rd spot in the order.  Pence whose average had dropped to .290 (his lowest since April 17th) responded with 2 hits.  Great job, Cecil.

Michael Bourn and Miguel Tejada collected the two RBI that made the difference for Norris.

And because this is better than anything I could ever write…even if I was Jack Sutherford…

Jackastros has mad MS Paint skilz.

Astros (52-53) vs. Giants (58-47): Make a Little Birdhouse in Your Soul

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Limey in Series Previews

 

It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells

That was a tough road trip.  I’m not sure what was worse, getting a Johnny Wad-style pounding by the Cubs or losing two-of-three to the Jakes.  Who am I kidding?  It was the 4-game set in Chicago.  The games against the Co-Ards were all winnable, they aren’t a terrible team and they were at home (advantage Thirds, even if their stadium is named after an untimely reminder to go and see your waxologist).

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Well, That’s Just Great

Posted on August 1, 2009 by GreatBagwellsBeard in Game Recaps, News
Another fine performance

Another fine performance

So let’s get this straight.  In the last month, the ‘stros have lost Berkman, Oswalt, Erstad, and now Wandy to injury, Ortiz and Hampton to a black hole of suck so inescapable and so powerful it was probably created by Michael Bay, and the reinforcements are a cadre of rookie pitchers, a guy with a bum heart, and The World’s Angriest 42-Year Old Setup Man, despite the fact that the entire Pirates roster could’ve been had for Eli Iorg’s corpse and a jumbo pack of Fruit By The Foot? Fan-tastic.

At Busch last night, Mr. Cooper’s Little Leaguers managed to injure themselves (Wandy), get ejected (Bourn), and generally screw things up (Michaels) just like a bunch of little kids.  When your ray of sunshine is Q getting three hits off of Chris Carpenter, you’re really stretching.  Matt Holliday and Julio Lugo delivered clutch hits for the C0-Ards like it was 2004, since you can have great production if you’re a midseason acquisition by the Redbirds even if you’re a hack like Preston Wilson.  Holliday in particular was temple-pounding frustration incarnate last night; after spending all season looking like Billy Beane’s worst idea since the whole movie thing, he’s turned into Roy Hobbs.  Just grand.

Now firmly under. 500 again, the Good Guys’ annual late season heroics seem especially unlikely now.  No word yet on Wandy’s status for his next start, but if he’s out any extended period of time, we’re really going to wish that new homes could’ve been found for Valverde and/or Tejada at the trade deadline.

Well, let’s all drink until the inevitable Cubs collapse in the NLCS.  Then we’ll really start drinking.

astros force win on cardinals

Posted on August 1, 2009 by BatGirl in Game Recaps

final: houston 3  st. louis 4

espn recap

that was an extremely tough game to watch the astros lose.  i’m definitely one of those fans that feels sick to their stomach after one of these, and with the division, wildcard and .500 seeming to slowly slip away, it is all the more painful to see the astros free-fall from contention in front of the BFiB.

ivana hitter

rodriguez and his double sevens have been hitting a horrid .091 over the last seven days, and they finally managed to break out of his 0-18 slump.  unfortunately, it was one or two at-bats too late.  when pudge struck out with the bases juiced to end the 5th inning, it brought the total number of men he had personally left in scoring position to 5.  total astros lob this game = 11

no, really, you take the W

alberto arias made sure to help the cardinals steal seal the victory by giving houston’s lead away in the 8th.  with one out, he hit pujols with a pitch, which set up holliday (who went 4-4 on the day) to line a double to right, scoring pujols and putting him in position to be the go ahead run…which holliday eventually was, when rick ankiel got it done with a single to make it (what would end up being a final) 4-3.  a most undeserved win for st. louis.

a solid 4

moehler looked good, though.  everyone thought so.  i guess everyone thought so.  i really didn’t hear what cooper had to say about his starter, but i did read this:

“Sometimes you get a little aggressive on him, and he just keeps moving it out a little further.  He just throws a lot of quality pitches.  Big League pitcher.  I drink take my hat off to him,”  LaRussa said after the game.

moehler has been to the astros what hampton should have been for the team this season.  hopefully he continues to stay solid as houston tries to piece it’s rotation back together.  if norris pitches well sunday, if oswalt comes back strong, and if wandy continues to look like an ace, mike hampton should consider asking his girlfriend about possible substitute teaching gigs for the fall.

its a lot of “if’s”, sure.  but it’s much better than too many “butt’s”.

best (partial) post-game quote

“…I got right up to my release point and it squirted out of my hand.  When I let go of it, I thought i was going to throw it halfway up the backstop.”

— Brian Moehler

if you have free time this weekend

and you need a little distraction, here’s some stuff you can try to pass the time:

— read random barzilla threads/books

— count the infinite number of places one can acquire steel tubs in the houston area/start numerous threads about something…ANYTHING….other than baseball and the astros

— take a case of left hand imperial stout (and video recording device) to coach’s house

or,if you want some basball, there’s always the stellar insights of:

gamezone

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