Giants at Astros, 8/3/2009
Astros 4, Giants 3
Sometimes, the talented folks here say it almost perfectly.
Hit it, Matt:
Matt Cain was all like PEW PEW and the Astros were like damn! This dude is tough. Then Mike Hampton was being all gutsy and only gave up 2 runs while the manager for the Astros Geoff Blum came out of the dugout and said FUCK MATT CAIN! He hit a homer. Then Bourn was all TRIPLE LOL! Matsui went out to bunt but instead hit a 2 run homer and chicken sandwiches rained from the rafters. Cecil Cooper woke up to talk to Arias about what a fucking stud he is and here we are at 3-2 Astros in the 8th inning.
After that, ThunderPants showed off his oh face on a triple; Kabong drove him in, before being lifted for a “defensive replacement” that promptly booted one, bringing on the 4-3 final score; and Greg Lucas tried to explain the concept of free mass-produced chicken sandwiches to Kaz and his intepreter:
Yoshi says “home run” in Japanese is “home run”.