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Where to Start???

Posted on April 14, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps, Uncategorized

A’s 8, Astros 1
W:Kazmir (2-0)L:Feldman (0-2)

MLB recap
GameZone

OMG this game was hard to watch. The first inning was brutal and I think it took Feldman off his game. I am not saying he isn’t to blame because he is. He needed to rise above the shitty defense of Villar. He needed to rise above the fact that his team was not going to give him much run support. He just needed to rise above and do better. I like Feldman but he had a rough night, but I think he’ll bounce back in his next start. Asher Wojciechowski pitched four innings in relief. He did much better than his start on last Thursday. Should be promising when he returns later in the season (because we all know there will be a change before the season is over).

The Astros batters had 11 strike outs on the night. The Astros pitchers gave up 12 hits on the night. But, the good guys (the Astros) has twice as many walks as the A’s (4-2). The middle of the order is not producing yet. I assume they will otherwise Jacksonian should just call up the AA guys. Evan Gattis finally got a hit.

So, the GameZone has been much better this season so far. I am glad the Astros are on the tv because there is some solid gold comments happening. You should check it out.

Brad Peacock is starting the game tonight so should be interesting. Here’s to hoping the Astros play up to the competition tonight.

Opening Day Springs Eternal

Posted on April 7, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps, Uncategorized

Indians 0, Astros 2
W: Keuchel (1-0), L: Kluber (0-1) ;SV: Gregerson (1)

MLB recap
Game Zone

It’s that time of year, when hope springs eternal. The birds are chirping, flowers blooming and pollen blowing. Opening Day. There’s no other day like it. You can feel the hope in the air, feel it in the lines and taste it in the beer. Opening Day. Where traditions begin and continue. Where friends gather with a common goal. Where the team gets introduced.

There is nothing else like Opening Day and an OrangeWhoopass Opening Day is the best. It is great to sit around like minded people (for the most part) who have an idea of what the team is really like. I must admit though, I do not believe anyone really knows how this team will be this season. But, for once in quite a while, there are many with more positive feelings towards this Astros team than in seasons past.

Monday’s game was hopefully a great indicator of how the season will progress. Dallas Keuchel ((KYE-kuhl) pitched a great game against a formidable opponent in Corey Kluber . Dallas, Keuchel that is, received more support than Corey and the Rangers combined.

Both teams had 3 hits each, the Astros were able to use them to their advantage by scoring runs in the 6th and 8th innings. The Astros also stranded two baserunners, while the Indians stranded 5. There was not a lot of movement on the bases by either team which makes a game go by fast and I think keeps a fan interested in it. Overall it was a good night for the Astros and what we all hope is a good sign for the future.

Personal Notes:
OWA members make some really cute kids, that are well-behaved at baseball games (thanks for letting me entertain them!). OWA members are a lot of fun when they get together and the more that gather the better the party. I used Uber for transportation yesterday and I cannot promote it enough. I was dropped off at the Flying Saucer and when I left at the end of the night I walked out the door and there was my ride. Seriously, best thing I did!

It’s the HomeRuns Fault

Posted on July 1, 2014 by BudGirl in Uncategorized

Mariners 10, Astros 4
W:Walker (1-0)L:McHugh (4-7)SV:Wilhelmsen (1)
recap

Four homeruns by the Mariners and two by the Astros. This game seemed like it may be the Astros for the taking at the end of the 1st. Springer launched a dinger to the railroad tracks in Minute Maid Park in the bottom of the first, this gave the Astros the lead, McHugh then coughed up 2 runs by a homerun by Zunino. Marwin got the lead back for McHugh with a solo homeun.

Saunders and Miller each hit homeruns off of McHugh to give the Mariners the lead for the game. But the Mariners weren’t done with homeruns. Cano hit one in the 7th. That would then be it for homeruns in the game but not the end for runs. The Mariners put up 2 runs to the 1 by the Astros for the final score.

Marwin played some pretty good defense and Altuve was his usual good player.

Not a good night for the Astros, so here’s to hoping they do better on Tuesday. Check out Mr. Happy’s preview for more info on the series.

Astros at Diamondbacks – I Suddenly Remember Why Watching Baseball Is Fun Again!

Posted on June 9, 2014 by MRaup in Uncategorized

Sporting a very nice 10-4 record over their last 14 games, the Astros head to the desert to face the bottom dwelling (but playing much better ball recently) Diamondbacks in a quick two game series.

Chase Field (AND Minute Maid Park… Who the fuck came up with this schedule, anyway?!)

Monday June 9th, 8:40pm CSN, but much more likely if you’re actually watching, MLB.tv

Tuesday June 10th, 1:40pm CSN, but much more likely if you’re actually watching, MLB.tv

Wednesday June 11th, 7:10pm CSN, but much more likely if you’re actually watching, MLB.tv

Thursday June 12th, 7:10pm CSN, but much more likely if you’re actually watching, MLB.tv

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It’s Not Cosart’s Fault

Posted on May 6, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps, Uncategorized

Astros 0, Tigers 2
L: Cosart, W: Scherzer, S: Nathan
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Cosart pitched a great game against one of the best pitchers in baseball right now. Not surprisingly he got no run support and shoddy defense. I appreciate Cosart coming back from a couple bad starts and one horrendous start to work on being one of the best, if not the best, pitcher the Astros have.

There is a need for a new phrase for “Worrell Button.” So, if you read this recap or the GameZone please share your suggestions. I have hope that Mike Fast reads this or the GameZone and tells those that have the power to make positive changes to get rid of Ash before a TV deal is done and more people are forced to listen to him. I would rather listen to Milo on the telly.

Oh and Manager Brad is damm fine looking. Oh yeah.

Yankees @ Astros Series Preview

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Ebby Calvin in Featured, Series Previews, Uncategorized

 

The talent that is quickly descending upon MMPUS is staggering.  And while I use the term “talent” loosely and “staggering” literally, the point remains: Houston has never seen anything quite like this.  Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.  Rivers and seas boiling.  Forty years of darkness.  Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave.  Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!

That’s right – OrangeWhoopass is invading Houston, and Mr. Happy is leading the charge.  Their mission – to fuck the Yankees and shit upon its Mole.  It’s Opening Day, boys and girls.  Go get ‘em.

 

Projected Starters

Tuesday, April 1, MMPUS 6pm

CC Sabathia (0-0) vs Scott Feldman (0-0)

 Wednesday, April 2, MMPUS 7pm

Hiroki Kuroda (0-0) vs Jarred Cosart (0-0)

 Thursday, April 3, MMPUS 7pm

Ivan Nova (0-0) vs Brett Oberholtzer (0-0)

 

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of the jokes, the satire, the weekly (daily) “We Suck” headlines.  I’m tired of “We’ve got a plan!” and I’m motherfucking tired of motherfucking losing.  I’m a right-here, right-now person, and right here, right now the headlines are accurate.  The Astros suck again.

I’m ready to watch winning baseball, dammit (here’s a good place to give a hearty Fuck You to Comcast). I don’t care if these guys will be on the team in three weeks or three years – they’re here now, so they better fucking play like they belong in the Big Leagues.

And here’s their chance to prove it – sweep the Cocksuckers from Queens to open the season and fling monkey shit upon the Derek Jeter retirement circle jerk.

 

Promotions!

Tuesday

  • Schedule Magnet for the first 40,000
  • 1970s (soft) Rock
  • Patent-pending Mark Raup Punch in the Mouth for a minimum of three (3) lucky Yankee fans
  • Fireworks for the tens of people who stay to the end.

Wednesday

  • Nothing, sponsored by Comcast Sports Houston

Thursday

  • $1 Hot Dogs

 

There are many reasons why Luhnow’s beat-up pickup truck can squash Cashman’s Ferrari.  Let’s take a look at the Yankmees lineup:

 

C – Brian McCann ($17M) – Reason to like.  Reason to hate.

1B – Mark Teixeira ($22.5M) – Reason to hate.

2B – Brian Roberts ($2M) – Will be injured in the second inning.

SS – Derek Jeter ($13M) – Reason to hate.

3B – Kelly Johnson ($3M) – Reason to hate.

LF – Brett Gardner ($5.6M) – Boring

CF – Jacoby Ellsbury ($22M) – Reason to hate.

RF – Carlos Beltran ($15M) – Reason to hate.

DH – Alfonso Soriano ($4M) – Reason to hate.

 

Injuries!

Yankees

Brendan Ryan has a back, apparently.  So do I, Brendan, get off your ass.

Astros

Jesse Crain (shoulder surgery) out til late April

Alex White (TJ Surgery) will haunt the Disabled List for eternity.

Asher Wojciechowski (right lat strain) is TBD, which is fucking better than Alex White can say.

 

Finally, I’m sorry I won’t be able to attend this year’s Spanish Flowers/Flying Saucer/MMPUS/Flying Saucer/Griff’s pub crawl.  I trust chuck will drink all of my beers for me.

Go get ‘em!

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