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Astros @ Angels Series Preview

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Ebby Calvin in Featured, Series Previews

“It’s a pretty good team,”

Said young Gerald McGreen,

“And the fellow who runs it

Must like it, it seems.

But if I ran the team,”

Said young Gerald McGreen,

“I’d make a few changes.  I’d change the whole scheme.”

 

“The batters and pitchers and that kind of stuff

They have up here now are not quite good enough.

You see things like these on any old squad.

They’re awfully old­fashioned. I want to be awed!”

 

“So I’d empty the bench, I’ll fire the ‘pen,

Let the pretenders go and start over again.

And somehow or other I think I could find

Some bats and some balls of a more unusual kind.”

 

“A four-seamed fastball can be easy to hit,

The guys on my team will throw eight to the mitt.

Four seams over top and four more down below.

Then people will stare, and say, ‘Look at it go!’

My New Team, McGreen’s Team, will make people talk.

My new team, McGreen’s team, will make people gawk.”

 

“They’ll be so surprised they’ll mumble and groan,

They’ll ask when they see the strange pitches get thrown,

‘Did he make that pitch up or was he just shown?’”

 

“If you want to win games you don’t normally do,

You have to try pitches, and more than a few

You have to try swings no others can think of

You have to think inside and outside the glove

I’ll pitch ‘em with one hand, I’ll pitch ‘em with two,

I’ll hit ‘em with arms and legs and elbows, too.”

 

“I’ll call up five catchers and play only one,

Make the other four chase raindrops in the sun

I’ll string up acronyms like BABIP and xRUN

Put ‘em on the scoreboard to show ‘em we won.”

 

“And then I’ll let go of the manager, too.

Get rid of the gum and pine tar and chew.

Then people will say, ‘Now I like that boy heaps.

His New Team, McGreen Team, is growing by leaps.

He pitches them strong, he pitches them weak,

He pitches inside, a whole new technique.

What do you suppose he will pitch them next week?’”

 

“In the far middle part

In ‘Leigh, Carolina

Lives a mostly-unknown player who’s even much finer.

He throws with his left and he sings like a swan

And on his back I’ll stitch the last name Rodon.

When people see him they will say, ‘Now, by thunder!

This New Team, McGreen Team, is really a wonder!’”

 

“Stop?  Well, I should.  But not ‘til I cling

The city’s first ever gold World Series Ring.

The world’s finest trophy, owned by no Clark,

That sometimes resides in a city with an Arch.

And boy! When I get it back home to my park,

The whole world will say, ‘Young McGreen’s made his mark.’”

 

Astros @ Angels Series Preview

 

STARTERS

 

Monday, 5/19/2014 – LA Angels of Anaheim Ballpark in Southern California, USA, The World – 9pm

Dallas Keuchel (4-2) vs Garrett Richards (4-0)

 

Tuesday, 5/20/2014 – Same

Scott Feldman (2-1) vs Tyler Skaggs (3-1)

 

Wednesday, 5/21/2014 – Same

Redbeard McHugh (2-2) vs Jered Weaver (4-3)

 

PROMOTIONS CAPTION CONTEST

 

Tuesday – Albert Pujols Gnome “Given to the first 20,000 fans to lie about their age.”

Wednesday – Albert Pujols “500 HR” Bobblehead “Given to every current- and ex-Astros pitchers.”

 

INJURIES

 

Angels

Brasier – Head

Burnett – Shoulders

Calhoun – Knees

De La Rosa – And

Freese – Toes

Hamilton – Knees

Moran – And

Stewart – Toes

 

Astros

Albers – Right shoulder tendinitis (June)

Bass – Right intercostal strain (late May)

Cisnero – Right elbow discomfort (TJS – 2015)

Crain – Biceps (June)

Villar – Right hand contusion (maybe this series)

White – TJS (May)

Wojciechowski – Right lat strain (TBD)

 

PREDICTIONS

Bud Selig will attend the bobblehead ceremony, just because.

McHugh will continue his fall to earth.

Astros lose series, 1-2.

 

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Everything Is Awesome

Posted on May 19, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Everything Is Awesome

Spacemen 8, Pale Hose 2
W: Peacock (1-4)
L: Danks (3-4)

Submitted by Reuben

Not content with simply winning a series against the Rangers, the Astros broke out the big bats on Sunday and trounced the White Sox, in the process earning their 2nd series victory in a row. It was the first time they had won consecutive series since… well, since last year, and I can’t even say with 100% conviction that they did it then.

Cleanup man Matt Dominguez, who swatted two-run homers in the 3rd and 5th innings, supplied the loudest part of the offense, but nearly everyone in the lineup chipped in. Chris Carter opened the scoring with his 6th homer, a shot that went up on the train tracks, according to Robert Ford. Jonathan Villar added some cushion later in the inning when he singled, knocking in two runs, stole third, and trotted home after the Sox’ catcher fired the ball into left field. Dexter Fowler had a hit and another walk (I believe that’s 8 games in a row where he’s walked); Altuve upped his hit streak to 10 games; Springer and Guzman also reached base multiple times.

On the mound the star of the day was Brad Peacock, who finally notched his first Win of the season. Peacock followed up his very solid 11-K effort from his previous start with a fine game, allowing only 5 baserunners until the 7th, when he wore down a bit, giving up back-to-back walks and an RBI double all with 2 outs. Josh Fields finished the inning without further incident.

Manager Bo Porter praised Peacock’s effort afterward, explaining “When you can throw 92 to 95 [mph] and you can paint down and away and you can go to the top of the zone and you throw your breaking ball, curveball and slider coming out of the same spot, it can really allow you so many different ways to attack hitters,” Porter said. “I think he’s found that out his last two starts.”
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Okay, here are some funny/sad/true stats I happened to look up today. The Astros offense currently ranks 4th overall in Home Runs (48), and 3rd in Stolen Bases (35). They are 11th in Walks. Despite these impressive figures, they are 27th in Runs Scored, thanks to their well-documented problems with strikeouts (2nd overall), and Batting Average (.233, 27th overall) in particular hitting with Runners In Scoring Position (.209, 28th overall).
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Last night we went to the drive-in, which had an odd double feature pairing: Godzilla followed by The Lego Movie. Godzilla was… about what you’d expect, and exactly the type of movie that is best seen at a drive-in. While I loved Legos as a kid, I had little-to-no interest in staying for The Lego Movie. But my friend Neil had heard it was good, and that Fox News hated it, so we decided to stick around at least for the beginning. It was actually, surprisingly, kinda great. Really, really funny, and with a lot more irreverence and good old quirkiness than your typical kids’ movie. Had a bit of an Adult Swim feel to it (sure enough, the “Robot Chicken” guy was co-director), despite the unavoidable moral didacticism.
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Futility Watch: At 16-28, the Astros are now, technically, not the worst team in baseball; the Cubs, now 15-27, have the very slightly lower winning %, .357 to Houston’s .364. Both teams are a game back of the D-backs for 28th place. Meanwhile, Pittsburgh has meandered down to join the Rays in 27th place, a mere 2.5 games ahead of the Astros. But who cares about that now? The Astros have won 4 out of 5, and besides, everything is cool when you’re part of the team…

Not Cubs

Posted on May 17, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Not Cubs 7
Astros 2
submitted by Neil T.
I can’t tell you how much I’ve dreaded this recap. Usually a couple of weeks before a Friday I check the schedule and see who’s up and then over the course of the two weeks I think about what I’m going to write. Some stuff is obvious. If the Stros are playing the Rangers, I’m going to let the governor write the recap. If it’s the Angels, I’m thinking about Astrolena. If it’s Seattle . . . I just let the hatred burn.

But the White Sox? The only thing I can say about the White Sox is that they’re the other team from Chicago. Yeah, they faced off against the Stros in the 2005 World Series, but the White Sox were just some random AL team, and it was a long time ago.

We’re in San Antonio for my son’s college graduation, and last night we had a family dinner, Andy, Austin, Grandma, Kris, and me at a place called Gwendolyn’s. The place is a farm to table place: “we buy a whole unbutchered animal and hang it in the closet, where we gather around its carcass to plan our menus. We not only buy from local farmers, we are on a first name basis with the vegetables on our menu.” On the way down I’d had too much brisket in Luling, but the dinner was good. We shared a couple of bottles of an excellent Portuguese vinho verde–I think it may be the best summer white wine for Texas, cool and crisp and just the right amount of dry, plus it’s still pretty cheap–and they had this really cool coffee service using a Bunsen burner and a German syphon. One of the restaurant’s conceits is that they don’t use machines, no mixers, blenders, sous vides, or coffee makers. It was kind of cool. They do use refrigerators, because I could see one from our table.

The wait staff had a lot of tattoos and got our bill wrong. I guess it’s hard to add stuff up when you have to use an abacus. They were earnest though, and it was nice to see how they shared the work at the tables. I’d recommend the place for family dinners at college graduations. Every now and then during dinner I’d check my phone for the score, and I followed the game a bit into the 6th when McHugh fell apart. Then I had more wine.

This morning I got up and read through the Game Zone. It seemed particularly ugly. The other team from Chicago won, and I’ve got nothing else to say about the White Sox.

It’s the LoBster’s Fault

Posted on May 13, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Rangers 4, Astros 0

recap
gamezone

I think one of the most important things to winning a baseball game is scoring runs (another important thing is preventing the other team from scoring-more on that later). Well, the Astros got part of it right. They had 12 runners left on base. Geez, someone needs to cross the plate.

Surprisingly, the pitching only gave up 4 runs on the night. But, the bullpen went 3 innings of scoreless baseball. That’s a good thing, especially for this bullpen.

Each week I write one of these recaps and I become a bit more disillusioned about this team each week. I have such hope with the farm system, but I just don’t know if it will be enough. I’m losing hope that they’ll not have the #1 pick in 2015.

Well, here’s to the Astros, may they win the rest of the series, because I really don’t like Rangers fans.

Rangers @ Astros Series Preview

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Ebby Calvin in Featured, Series Previews

sumitted by Mr. Happy

May 12-14, 2014

Fire Drill Preview

There’s nothing quite like a last minute notification that you’re up for this series preview.  That’s right. I found out today that I had the series preview for the series that starts tonight.  There’s nothing like a little pressure to get the adrenalin flowing.  Therefore, no songs and no good fuck or drug stories.  This one will be all facts, all of the time!!!  Bud Girl just breathed a sigh of relief!!!

This series pits two teams that haven’t been playing particularly well in the last ten games.  The stRangers are 4-6 and the Good Guys are 3-7 during that stretch and are currently the last place and the penultimate last place teams in the AL West.  I still fucking hate saying AL West.

Game 1

 Colby Lewis (R) v. Brad Peacock (R)

 7:10 p.m. CDT

This one features Rangers righty Colby Lewis, often on the injured list, against righty Bad Brad Peacock.  The fact that Lewis has been on the shelf for so long means that very few of the current Astros have any history with him.  However, Lewis has some history against the Astros in his career, going 4-1 1.72 against the Astros.  Current Astros are hitting .174 against Lewis (4-23).  Altuve (2-7) and Fowler (1-2) have had some success against Lewis in a small sample size.

Peacock, on the other hand, has a little more, although not much more, history against the stRangers, going 0-2 3.07 against them.  Current stRangers are hitting .238 (10-42) against Peacock.  He needs to be wary of Shin Soo Choo and Geovany Soto (each 2-3), Adrian Beltre (1-4 with a home run) and Leonys Martin (2-4).  A few stRangers are ofer against Peacock, including Moreland (0-6) and Andrus (0-7 with five strikeouts).

Game 2

 Matt Harrison (L) v. Dallas Keuchel (L)

 7:10 p.m. CDT

Matt Harrison has had some success as a big leaguer, but he’s 0-2 5.95 against the Astros.  However, current Astros aren’t doing that well against him, hitting .136 against Harrison.  Khris Karter (0-10 with three K’s) is particularly bad against Harrison.  Altuve (2-3) and Fowler (1-1) are the only two Astros who hits off of Harrison.

The Rangers are hitting .247 (18-73) against Keuchel, who is 0-2 4.75 against them.  Rangers who have had success against Keuchel include Alex Rios (3-9) and Leonys Martin (3-10).  Fat Prince Fielder is 0-5 against Keuchel.

Game 3

 Nick Tepesch (R) v. Scott Feldman (R)

 7:10 p.m. CDT

In the series finale, right hander Nick Tepesch faces off against Astros ace Scott Feldman.  The Astros have gone 0-2 against Tepesch, who sports a 4.09 ERA against the Good Guys.  Current Astros are hitting .364 (8-21) against Tepesch, led by Jason Castro (3-6 with a dong) and Jose Altuve (3-6).

Feldman has pitched several times against his former mates, going 1-1 3.26.  Current Rangers are hitting .210 (26-124) against Feldman.  Mitch Moreland (2-7), Alex Rios (11-38 with two taters) and the crushin’ Russian Kevin Kouzmanoff (3-9) have had some success against Feldman.  Fielder (1-8 with a home run) and Adrian Beltre (4-21 with a long ball) haven’t had much success against Feldman.

Injury Updates

 The stRangers are a walking hospital ward.  They have five players (Soto, Profar, Holland, Engel Beltre and Ortiz) on the 60 day DL and six players (Adducci, Figueroa, Kouzmanoff, Murphy, Saunders and Scheppers) on the 15 day DL.  The Astros have four players (Albers, Wojciechowski, White and Cisnero) on the 15 day DL and one player (Crain) on the 60 day DL.

Prediction

Rangers sweep.

Crausstrosart!

Posted on May 11, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 5, Orioles 2

W: Cosart (2-3)
L: Tilman (3-2)

Submitted by Reuben

That’s more like it, now. The Astros took a 3-0 lead 3 batters into the game Sunday afternoon, as walks to Altuve and Fowler were followed by a first-pitch homer off the bat of Jason Castro. While it didn’t initially appear that he had gotten enough to get it all the way out – especially as Oriole CF Adam Jones casually cruised back after it – Castro’s shot just kept carrying to straightaway CF. An impressive clout for a guy who hasn’t looked like himself lately.

Technically those 3 runs were enough, but let’s be honest here, who really thinks the Astros could have protected a mere 3-2 lead those last few innings? Marc Krauss, who presumably has an inkling that his MLB job is on life support, provided 2 very valuable insurance runs when he homered off O’s lefty McFarland with Matt Dominguez on base. Krauss finished 2-for-4 with a walk, raising his average to a less-pathetic .187.

Meanwhile, Jarred Cosart pitched another fine game, despite not really having his great curve working. Baltimore hitters bunched together 4 singles in a row to plate 2 runs in the 3rd inning, but otherwise Cosart did a great job of pitching out of trouble, as he had baserunners in all but one of his 6 innings. The key moment came in the bottom of the 5th, when a walk and double gave the O’s two men in scoring position with 1 out and a 3-2 score. Cosart struck out cleanup hitter Jones on 3 pitches – leading to a hilarious bat-slamming display by Jones – and then coaxed a fly ball from Nelson Cruz to get out of the inning unscathed.

Coming on in relief of JC was Tony Sipp, who is bidding for McHugh-esque legendary status with his early Astro career numbers – he’s now thrown 4 perfect innings, spanning 3 games, with 7 K’s. Sipp’s excellent extended outing allowed for a smooth transition to Chad Qualls, who presumably won a pre-game rock/paper/scissors tournament and thus was Today’s Closer. To be fair, Qualls has had good results since his April 19th meltdown, tossing 7 scoreless innings with 8 K’s, 6 H and 1 BB. He shrugged aside a 2-out HBP to notch the Save today.
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Also Of Note: Altuve was 3-for-4 with his 11th 2B, and a BB. Now hitting .288 with a .343 OBP… Matty D notched 2 hits for the 3d game in a row, bringing his AVG to .252… Springer was 0-for-5 with 4 K (all swinging), so evidently the dingers haven’t helped him relax any.
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Futility Watch: The Astros are now tied with the Cubs for the fewest Wins in the Majors after Chicago lost to the Braves Sunday afternoon, their 3rd straight defeat. Meanwhile, the D-backs won their 2nd in a row as some guy named Chase Anderson made his MLB debut by tossing 5 1/3 IP with 2 hits and 1 R for the win. Despite a 12-10 road record the D’backs are a cringe-worthy 3-15 at home. The Astros remain the worst overall, though, 1 game behind the Cubs and 2 behind AZ for 28th place. (note: who’s 27th? Shockingly, the Rays, at 16-22)
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box score
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Happy Mothers’ Day.

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