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Royals at Astros – A Rivalry to Last a Weekend

Posted on June 16, 2006 by Craig in Series Previews

By Craig Elliott

The Astros have won eight of their last nine games, including a sweep of the dogshit Cubs. Chris Burke scored 27 runs against the Cubs, plus he also delivered Lance Berkman’s baby. The Astros head into interleague play five games behind the Jakes, and 2.5 in back of the Reds. And the Parade o’ Roger is still making its way to town.

The Royals have only won 17 games all season, they’ve lost seven of their last 10, and they’re 7-28 on the road. They do have many familiar faces in Elarton, Bako, Duckworth, and Buck. And Buddy Bell and Billy Doran on the bench. They also have the most syllables and letters of any infield, with Tony Graffanino, Mark “Eyechart” Grudzielanek, and Doug “Man-Titz” Mientkiewicz.

When:
Friday, June 16, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Saturday, June 17, 6:05 p.m. CDT – KNWS
Sunday, June 18, 1:05 p.m. CDT – FSN

MLB Extra Innings – Friday and Sunday’s games will be on Fox Southwest, and Saturday’s game will be on some Royals feed. During the Cubs series I got stuck listening to some of the games on XM, and had to hear the Cubs’ radio team. It sounded like they were letting some dumbass from the bleachers be the color announcer, but then I realized it was just Ron Santo.

Where: MMPUS

Lots of promos again this weekend, including the usual Friday fireworks. Giveaways will include trash cans, neckties, and sports bottles. After Sunday’s game fathers can walk the bases, and as usual Brad Lidge will be on hand to give out the free passes.

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Astros keep rolling, Wrigleyville disgusted

Posted on June 15, 2006 by mihoba in Game Recaps

The Astros jumped to an early lead against the Professor and held on with a strong bullpen winning 5-4 Tuesday night in Chicago.

Roy Oswalt , fresh off the DL, pitched six innings and had a pair of hits at the dish in  earning  his sixth victory of the season. He allowed three runs on eight hits in his first win since May 3rd. Read More

Astros at Cubs – Ivy Grows Better By the Cellar

Posted on June 13, 2006 by Craig in Series Previews

By Craig Elliott

The Astros just took a sweet 3-of-4 from the Braves, and the bandwagon looks like it’s breaking down. That team looked like Chipper, AndrUw, and seven guys named Joe. Meanwhile, Berkman also hit some serious bombs, and even Eric Munson had a two-homer game. Jason Lane knocked in five runs in one game, for fuck’s sake.

The Astros are six games behind the suddenly constipated Jakes, who find themselves without a PooHole. The Reds are two games back, but have lost four in a row and may be starting their annual Fade to Pink tour.

The Cubs lost the opener of a four-game series in Cincinnati, but then took the last three. That string of three wins is all that kept them from dropping behind Pittsburgh into the cellar.

When:
Tuesday, June 13, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Wednesday, June 14, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Thursday, June 15, 1:20 p.m. CDT – FSN

MLB Extra Innings – Tuesday’s and Thursday’s games will be on the Chicago Fox affiliate. Wednesday’s will be on Fox Southwest. Or you could probably use WGN, but I’m not going to their website to look it up.

Where: Wrigley Field

On Tuesday, 500 lucky Cub fans will win a Greg Maddux autographed magic baseball. It’s always 6 inches from where you think it is.

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Nieve leads Astros to 7-2 victory

Posted on June 10, 2006 by mihoba in Game Recaps

Rookie starter Fernando Nieve pitched into the eight inning and struck out nine in leading the Astros to a 7-2 win in game two of the four game weekend series against the Braves. Nieve allowed only a two-run home run by Andruw Jones, shutting down the Braves after falling behind 2-0 after the first inning. He gave up only three singles the rest of the way, all by catcher Bruce McCann, after Jones took him deep. Read More

Braves at Astros – Oh No, There Goes Roy O, Go Go Barzilla

Posted on June 8, 2006 by Craig in Series Previews

By Craig Elliott

The Astros took the series with the Cubs, despite a monstrous hosing from Carlos Zambrano. Chris Burke threw his shoulder out again on a swing and a miss, and then again at the press conference, and then again after that. Barzilla got called up while Roy rests his back.

The Braves just lost three of four to the Nationals, and before that they got swept by the Snakes. They’re trying to keep sight of the Mets, which is even worse than it sounds.

When:
Thursday, June 8, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Friday, June 9, 7:05 p.m. CDT – FSN
Saturday, June 10, 3:05 p.m. CDT – Fox
Sunday, June 11, 1:05 p.m. CDT – FSN

MLB Extra Innings – Thursday, Friday, and Sunday’s games will be on Fox Southwest. Saturday’s game will be on the Fox mothership. And I suppose you could watch these games on the Watch The Braves Suck bandwagon, if you really wanted.

Where: MMPUS

Some standard promos this weekend like Friday fireworks and K-card giveaways, but Sunday will be Photo Day and kids can run the bases. Lance Berkman will be on hand to receive instructional tips from the youngsters.

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Astros win pitchers duel, take series from Cubs

Posted on June 7, 2006 by mihoba in Game Recaps

Rookie  Chris Sampson , in his first major league start, pitched seven innings of three-hit ball in leading the Astros to a 1-0 win Wednesday afternoon over the Cubs.

Sampson, called up from Round Rock less than a week ago, took the punch out of the Cubs bats with a heavy sinker that recorded 16 ground ball outs. Read More

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