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THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS

Posted on July 2, 2011 by Dark Star in Featured, Game Recaps, News

Bullpen once again comes in and stops the clotting; Astros lose

RED SOX 10, Astros 4
Saturday July 2, 2011
MMPUS

WP: Andrew Miller (2-0, 3.06)
LP: J.A. Happ (3-10, 5.63)

HOUSTON (SnS) – In a replay of their last forty gazillion er, seven-hundred and forty-three um, several dozen games, the Houston Astros showed a few signs of life here and there before giving in and getting completely smoked by the opposition – in this case the AL Boston Red Sox, to the tune of 10-4 here Saturday night.Read More

This is it.

Posted on June 30, 2011 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Rangers 0, Astros 7
W: Wandy Rodriguez, L: Harrison

This was the game that starts the patented Astros second half. You just wait and see. The Astros are going to start rattling off wins. And before you know it, there will be series wins and maybe even sweeps. Things are starting to turn around. All the hard work is going to pay off. The guys deserve it. Us fans deserve it. Now’s the time to show all those “experts” how great this team is.

Carlos Lee is starting to hit for power. Jason Michaels is starting to get his swing going for the bench. Hunter Pence is going to remain FOTF. Michael Bourn is going to run like the wind around the bases. Brett Wallace is going to find his way back to hitting the ball. Clint Barmes is doing good things with his glove. Wandy Rodriguez is going to start going 7 to 8 innings every start along with the rest of the starters. And Chris Johnson is going to find his swing from the end of last season.

Of course all that could happen if a couple things don’t happen. First, you can’t trade the players involved in the patented Astros second half. And secondly, you have to keep the bullpen off the field.

Seriously though, this was a nice win for the Astros. They played a clean game and had good starting pitching.

Hopefully, they can continue it throughout the weekend. It would be nice to hear some good news for a while.

Sometimes The Bear Eats You. Sometimes The Forest Is On Fire.

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

W: Howell (1-1)
L: Lopez (1-4)

In the middle of this interleague hokum, the Astros finally decided to play along and show the hometown faithful what it would be like to be an AL team. Pitching meant little today, whether you were a #5 starter masquerading as a #3 or a normally reliable reliever put in a situation dealt with all season long. Few were immune to the onslaught of the bats and the Rays ended up on top at the end, 14-10.

The Astros banged out 14 hits. Every starter except for Happ had at least one hit; Lee and Barmes had two, Keppinger had three including a double and a home run. Only two runners were left on base. The team was one shy of tying the Astro record by slapping ten extra-base hits.

However, the Astros were the first NL team this season to score ten runs and still lose the game. Happ gave up three in the first and hung on despite constant rattling from the Rays before leaving with a 7-5 lead after five.

The see-saw continued when Lopez gave up two in the sixth, then the Good Guys came back in the seventh on a Jeff Keppinger bomb to regain the lead at 8-7. In trouble in the eighth, Lopez gave way to the closest thing to a lock-down the Astros have had this year, closer Mark Melancon.

The Rays had 19 hits on the day. The top four hitters were 13 for 22 with 10 RBIs and 12 runs scored. They hit mistakes, they hit good pitches, they hit ’em where they were, where they weren’t, where they should’ve been and they hit the hell outta the closer. Melancon gave up six hits and five runs in 1.1 innings while blowing the second save of the game for the Astros.

A shell-shocked and grim-faced Brad Mills praised the offense after the game. It would be nice if this was the start of more production from the bats. Unfortunately, this happened on a day when even the most reliable members of the bullpen had no answer for the defending AL champions.

Day off tomorrow to get a break from another sweep, and then it’s time for more AL wonderfulness as the Rangers and then the Red Sox come to town. That’s smoke you’re smelling.

Saturday Night Special

Posted on June 25, 2011 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Rays 7, Astros 2
W: Wade Davis, L: Bud Norris

Recap and Boxscore
GameZone

This was the usual Astros game that we are all accustomed to at this point in the season. A starting pitcher having a pretty decent outing, at least good enough to get a win. A player gets on base and forgets all lessons ever learned in baserunning. A bad bullpen giving up runs. Grounding into double plays.

I really, really, really wanted the Astros to score 5 runs in the bottom of the ninth (yes, I know it wasn’t going to happen) just to see who Brad Mills would have put at catcher. How awesome would that have been? I’m thinking it would have been Bourgeious behind the plate, unless he went to second and Keppinger caught.

Was it just me or did it seem like Hunter Pence did a cartwheel after his throw home? Seriously, all I could see were arms and legs flying everywhere. I couldn’t even watch the ball because I was watching that train wreck. So, I’m not sure if the call at home was right or wrong. You can see the replay on the video section of the recaps.

So, here’s my story of the evening. I was invited to go to the game by a friend of mine. I haven’t seen her in years. She’s a nice person but…..

The plans were made to meet at 4:15 and go to Front Porch in Midtown (at least the Midtown it is now, not the one HudsonHawk used to know). I was not going to join them for this part of the evening for two reasons. First, none of the three are what I’d consider drinking buddies. I’m not saying I want to hang out with someone that pounds the beers as a buddy, but if I’m going to meet up for drinks before a baseball game, I want to join other drinkers, rather like SnS on Opening Day. Secondly, I was at Galveston getting on my tan.

So, I meet the other three at the baseball game. We are a pretty quiet group. Nothing rowdy. Then the friend that invited me, let’s call her Sally, tells everyone that she believed me, for years, that Republicans don’t do the wave. I think it was a game in either 2006 or 2007 when I and another friend told her this. She was getting ready to participate in the wave at a game and we didn’t want her to do that so we told her that Republicans didn’t do the wave. She sat right back down. I am amazed that anyone is that gullible to believe us. And to believe it for years.

So, Sally is also a fan of Hunter Pence. Is anyone surprised? I was. I really didn’t think she would know any of the Astros. She made a comment that “he plays hard all the time.” I question that comment because she really doesn’t watch baseball.

So, the Astros double out to end the game and we decide that we are going to stay and watch the free concert. The concert was supporting the Boot Campgain.

Michelle Branch did a pretty good job. It was an acoustical performance. I really did enjoy it. She even sang the song, The Game of Love (Sphinx Drummond was worried about that.). I wasbsitting there enjoying the concert and Sally realizes it is 10:00 and she is ready to go. She’s tired. Apparently it is 2 hours past her bedtime. Sometimes people surprise me and this was one of those times.

I know I’m “talking” about someone that is a friend, but seriously? She’s like the energizer bunny hyper which can be quite tiring for those around her. So, while I love going to Astros games I’m not sure I’m not sure I’m ready to go with her again. I probably will because I love going to the games, even though the Astros are bad and she’ll drive me nuts in the process.

A special thanks to strosray fro letting me have his Rays game to recap. You’re the best man.

INTERLEAGUE COLLISION! CALL A SOMNAMBULANCE!!

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Dark Star in Featured, Game Recaps, News

ASTROS 5, ARLINGTON 3
June 22, 2011
Ballpark at Arlington

WP: Melancon (5-1)
LP: Feliz (0-1)

ARLINGTON (SnS) – The Houston Astros defeated the Rangers here Wednesday night in the Trailer Park at Arlington, 5-3. The Astros starter Brett Myers pitched well, overcoming an Arlington offense geared to take advantage of the steamroom-like atmosphere in the AA-sized joke of a ballpark they play in. He was matched by Arlington starter Colby Lewis.Read More

Manufacturing interest

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Ty in Tampa in Featured, Game Recaps

Monday, June 20, 2011

Astros 3
Ryangers 8

W: Holland | L: Happ

I’ve said a lot regarding the way I feel about this whole “Lone Star Series” horseshit. Kicking it around more only gives it power but I will say that not only am I less interested in the match-up – simply because it’s interleague which I am not fond of – but I’m pissed off that they go out of their way to pump it up like it’s something to be interested in rather than what it is, a manufactured rivalry between two teams with no shared history. I don’t hate the Rangers, I just don’t care about them and that kills any passion required to make this anything other than a win or a loss.

Well, this one was a loss, as were 5 out of 6 in 2010 and 5 of 6 in 2009. Getting shitstomped by the Rangers is becoming a late-spring ritual, like tornados. In a nutshell, Happ didn’t pitch well, but then the defense didn’t play well either. The Rangers posted 7 runs through 3 – 5 earned – and chased Happ with 2 out in the 3rd.

Anuery did pitch well, keeping the Rangers off the board but Holland limited the Astros opportunities to claw back. They looked like they were figuring him out in the 2nd with 2 runs on 3 hits but that was all they could eek out until they got 1 more in the 8th. Melancon made that moot, giving up a massive solo blast to Moreland in the bottom of the inning to end all scoring.

Remember, there’s 5 MORE CHANCES to put these STINKIN’ RANGERS in their PLACE and bring the SILVER BOOT back to HOUSTON where it BELONGS!!!

Ugh.

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