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Sic Transit Gloria. Glory Fades. I’m Mike Hampton

Posted on July 7, 2009 by Andyzipp in Game Recaps, News

Astros 4, Pirates 1

W – Michael William Hampton (5-5, 4.16)

L – Virgil Matthew Vasquez (1-2, 4.50)

SV – Jose Rafael Valverde (7, 3.86)

Attendance – A far sight less than the 26,834 tickets sold for this clash of the titans…

Astros.com Recap (Grodsky?)

Pirates.com Recap (Jenifer Langosch…Do your self a favor and don’t GIS her.)

Before the Game:

In honor of the Pirates coming to town, I made a big plate of haluski and heated up some pierogies.  If I could have found Yuengling, that would have been the trifecta.  But when faced with the option of Steel City Reserve or Shiner Black, Texas won.  Just like in the eventual, inevitable war of secession.  And also the game.

Prior to the game, Pirates manager John Russell had a closed door meeting with his team.  He reportedly told them, “Here’s my advice to you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.”

Game Recap:

There’s a lot being made of Mike Hampton winning 10 straight decisions against the Pittsburgh Pirates, 4 of them coming this season.  It’s sort of being glossed over that prior to the 2009 season he hadn’t faced them since 2004.  So Mike Hampton beat the Pirates again?  Oh that’s great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either.

Hampton wasn’t exactly sharp, but he didn’t really have to be to beat the last place Pirates.  Hampton allowed only six base runners in his seven innings, nibbled a bunch and took advantage of an alert defense behind him.  If only he could figure out how to do that against any team not from Pittsburgh.  On the other hand, he’s left-handed, so I assume he’ll be on someone’s 15-day D.L. for several more years, regardless of actual results.

By the way, I’m almost 38.  I don’t suffer from any sort of memory imparement that I’m aware of, but do you remember the Pirates being good?  Was Omar Moreno on the team then?

At the plate, the Astros got to Virgil Vasquez early, with Geoff Blum doing the damage in the bottom of the first with a 2-out, 2-run triple, plating Lance Berkman and Miguel Tejada .  Mostly to show how poorly Garrett Jones tracks baseballs hit, well, anywhere, the play was sent to New York for further review.  Or CB Bucknor needed a Dove Bar break.  One of those.

Miguel Tejada doubled in the other RBIs in this game in the fifth, scoring Hampton and Michael Bourn.

Outside of the totally necessary replay review in the bottom of the first, the only real drama in the game was in the eight inning, when set-up man LaTroy Hawkins gave Humberto Quintero what amounted to gas face.  Quintero approched the mound after Hawkins grimaced after a pitch…

Quintero: Your mind is as warped as your face, LaTroy

Hawkins:  Don’t get nasty, brother.

Quintero signaled for Rex Jones’ mustache to come out.  Rex came, too.  Quintero inquired, “Are you fond of that moustache?”

By this point, someone had jostled Cecil Cooper from his in-game coma, so he trotted out to the mound…

Hawkins: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can’t predict the future.

Cooper: We don’t have a relationship.

Hawkins: But we’re friends.

Cooper: Yes, and that’s all we’re *going* to be. Well, yes…

Hawkins: That’s all I meant by “relationship.” You want me to grab a dictionary?

After which, a bewildered Cooper returned to his restful slumber and Hawkins closed out the inning.

After the Game:

Oswalt: What’s the secret, Mike?

Hampton: The secret?

Oswalt: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.

Hampton: The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life. For me, it’s elementary school teachers.

Coming up:

Maholm versus Moehler.  Baseball fever.  Catch it.

Casting out Demons

Posted on July 5, 2009 by Craig in Game Recaps

Astros 7, Giants 1

Starters: Roy Oswalt, Randy Johnson
W: Oswalt
L: Johnson

Astros.com Recap

GameZone

Before the Game

In the first two games of this series, no Astro got as far as third base, much less scored. It was the first time in history that 25 sweaty men visited San Francisco for two nights on a holiday weekend and no one got so much as a reach-around.

Also, Miguel Tejada and Hunter Pence learned before the game that they had been voted to the All-Star team by the players, so …

Game Recap

… they celebrated with solo homers off Randy Johnson. Tejada ended the Astros’ scoreless streak in the first inning with a homer to left-center that barely reached the front row, then Pence took the Sea Hag deep to left in the fourth inning.

Randy Johnson had injured his shoulder while batting in the prior inning. Roy got him to flail at some slop for strike three, and the Hag’s great skeletal demon-wing caught a gust of air and beat wildly behind his head. He flung his puny bat in disgust and bellowed for his handlers.

The Unit came out to pitch the next inning and quickly gave up the homer to Pence. And then Jason Michaels, of all people, knocked one out to left and the Sea Hag grew another snake in his hair. Keppinger followed with a single, then came all the way around to score when Roy took down the Hag for good. Oswalt knocked a dribbler back to Johnson, who then demon-winged it wildly toward first. Keppinger scored while the rightfielder ran to San Mateo to retrieve the ball. The Hag’s handlers decided he needed to return to his holding pen, so they brought out a crane and wheeled him back to the containment area. Diagnosis was a strained left shoulder for Johnson and a 4-0 lead for the Astros.

The Giants finally got a hit off Roy in the 5th inning, but nothing came of it.

The Astros got some insurance runs in the 8th inning, beginning with a single by Carlos Lee. Michael Bourn, who didn’t start, came in to pinch run and then stole second. He went to third on a ground out, then Jason Michaels walked with two outs. Keppinger hit a ground-rule double that scored Bourn and put Michaels on third. Then Roy “RBI Machine” Oswalt singled in the 6th and 7th runs, but amazingly, as Roy rounded first he was possessed by Hunter Pence’s inner demon and he tried to take second base. You could actually hear JD’s ass pucker and he was groaning “No, don’t go there!” as Roy slid into second and crunched his foot against the bag. Luckily he appeared to be OK. Oh, and he was called out.

Roy gave up a solo homer to Rich Aurilia in the bottom of the 8th inning, but that was all the Giants could manage. Oswalt went eight innings and LaTroy Hawkins mopped up the 9th for the 7-1 win.

Tidbits:

* On that weird-ass commercial for the All-Star Game, where the Hand of the BBGs uses the magnetized Gateway Arch to snatch up players and fans and then shake them all like fleas into Busch Stadium, I love how all the Cubs get left behind.

* You’d think the Giants could find a Chinese laundry somewhere in goddamn San Francisco that could get the urine stains out of their “white” uniforms.

* According to Brownie, when Hunter Pence picked up his cellphone and saw he had a call from Ed Wade, he thought he was being traded. Nope, Wade was calling with the news about Thunderpants’ All-Star selection. Then Pence babbled on the phone for hours until Wade finally demanded that he hit the cut-off.

* The Astros head home Monday for an eight-game homestand in seven days. It will include the resumption of the Nationals game that was suspended May 5. The suspended game will resume Thursday at 6:05 p.m., with the regularly scheduled Thursday game to follow. Fans with tickets to the regular 7:05 game can come early for some free baseball.

the fixx is (hopefully) paulino is saved by zero

Posted on July 4, 2009 by BatGirl in Game Recaps, News

astros 0, giants 13

mctaggert’s take

chron’s boxscore

so, what was that? 

if you made it through the first third of the game the astros played against the giants on friday night, you know exactly what i am talking about.  you were saying it, too. 

but, a scant three innings earlier, as the game was starting i found myself singing thinking… 

maybe he’ll win

and why not?  paulino pitched extremely well in his last start against the tigers.  he’s shown some great stuff.  the astros have been putting together wins on the road.  it’s the last series before coming home to the weak loving arms of the pirates and nats.  the astros could go out, get the first one of three against the giants with a nice outing by felipe, and end the night with a .500 record.  no high expectations, mind you.  just some good-looking possibilities. 

loaded with danger   

it was obvious that paulino forgot to bring his location with him to the mound last night.  he was up in the zone.  no breaking ball to speak of.  hitting his spots?  uh, no.  the giants saw this, took advantage of his ineffectiveness, and waylaid him.  nine runs on nine hits in two innings.  with an eye toward saving the bullpen, coop let him twist in the wind for as long as possible, before bringing fulchino in to try and stop the bleeding.

conquering the space around him   

“I was like, ‘Wow, this is unbelievable,'” Paulino said. “I threw all my pitches, they hit everything I threw up there.”

the reality is, these kinds of games happen sometimes.  everyone knows and understands this.  even felipe paulino.  but the thing is, when you are part of a temporary 6-man rotation, and your team is trying to gear up to make their patented second-half run….well, you just can’t afford to have these things happen now. 

if paulino wants a spot in the rotation when it goes back to 5-man after the all-star break, he’s got to do a much better job of showing the astros that he can be counted on as a consistent number 4 or 5.  time is running out for him to get it together.  maybe getting smacked around by the giants will do him some good.  depending on how well ortiz pitches, paulino’s next outing has the potential to seal the deal. 

one thing leads to another

“You’ve just got to battle through it,” manager Cecil Geoff Blum said. “After two innings, you still have plenty of innings left to scratch back. But we didn’t put anybody on base.”

“We know that we’re down by nine, but we still have to keep the same approach we’ve had during the game,” Blum said. “We had scored a lot of runs the last couple of games, so I don’t think that any of us really wanted to push any harder than we needed to or panic too much. I still think we wanted to have some good [at-bats] and do the best we could when we got a pitch to hit.”

what blum said.  but the offense just wasn’t able to get anything going to combat the huge deficit they faced.  however, it should be noted, the kid that started for the giants was pretty exceptional.

the impression that you sell

despite the loss, the astros still find themselves very much in contention and poised to climb to the top of the standings over the next week.  and if they can find a way to hit lincecum and johnson, things look even better for the astros as they make their way back to houston for the final homestand going into the break. 

gbb’s series preview

the incredulousness of the GameZone

Astros Beat Padres

Posted on July 3, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Astros 7, Padres 2

W: Wandy Rodriguez, L: Kevin Correia

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap

The Astros take 3 out of 4 in San Diego for another series win. Wandy Rodriguez was dealing in this game and the bats came out early and often.

Astros Highlights:

Wandy Rodriguez went innings giving up 1 run on 7 hits with a walk and 5 strike outs. Maybe he didn’t like me saying he was not an Ace. He seems to be doing better since I said that.

Killer B’s (Yeah, I have to reference it today.)

Lance Berkman went 2 for 3 with a walk. Hopefully he is really around that corner and not just taking advantage of the Padres pitching.

Michael Bourn went 2 for 5 on the day, scoring 2 runs and also stealing a base.

Geoff Blum went 2 for 4 on the day. He hit one HR and had 4 RBI’s. Not bad young man, not bad at all.

Padres Highlights:

Scott Hairston went 2 for 4 on the day.

Beekeeper ended the 52 minute delay.

Game Analysis:

The Astros were in control of this came from the beginning. It is nice to be able to say that, especially since they won. Check out the ESPN recap to see the swarming bees and hear a bit of their report.

Bench Tidbits:

No, I’m not going to avoid mentioning the Bees. Seems to me that all the great jokes have all ready been made and the sports reports have already taken all the good titles. I just can’t do them justice. But be sure to check out the GameZone where some great reactions are. The guys (and girls) did the Bees proud. Be sure to check out the TalkZone also, there is already this thread about the beees.

This game reminded me of the one against Milwaukee (I think it was Milwaukee) where there were the huge bugs. I remember one being on the Astros pitcher’s cap. I guess since those bugs weren’t able to sting people the game could not be delayed.

The Astros may have a rougher time in San Francisco. Check out GreatBagwellsBeard’s series preview for more information.

All the best health to Ty in Tampa, I know this recap didn’t live up to your standards, but I figured I wouldn’t even try to do that, I’d just embarrass myself. Get well soon.

Troy Aikman through out the first pitch.

Happy Independence Day America!! The best place in the world.

Wherein Brian Moehler plays the role of Black Bart

Posted on July 2, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Astros 7
Padres 1

W: Moehler (5-4) | L: Silva (0-2)

MLB.com Recap
MLB.com Video Recap
AP! Recap! On Yahoo!
GameZone

The Good Guys picked up another series win – their eighth in the last ten – (Ed. – got a little ahead of things there) win with a decisive and LOLtacular 7-1 victory over the Fathers last night. The win brings Houston back to two gamers under .500, a strange point of resistance that they’ve been careening off of for at least six months now, by my rough calculations. 

Squared up against Pads righty Silva (The disaster with the 8+ ERA named Walter, not to be confused with the disaster with the 8+ ERA named Carlos), the ‘Stros scuffled through the order the first time, getting no-hit through three and a third innings to open the game. In there, Moehler chugged along, giving up just a solo jack to Alfonzo in the 2nd to fall behind 1-0.

The San Diego lead then evaporated hilariously in the top of the 4th, beginning with one out in the inning. Miggy, Twinkie, Flapjack and Blum rained singles down all over Indifference Field at Where The Fuck Is Everyone Ballpark, plating two for a one-run lead. After a brief break in the action for a Pudge lineout, Erstad got the train moving again with a walk, and Kaz knocked home a third run with yet another single.

So Moehler stepped in with two outs and the bases juiced, and Astros fandom feeling comfortable with banking the three runs already on the board, and calling it an inning. A weak grounder to third validated that, but SPEED KILLS AND BRIAN MOEHLER IS A LOADED GUN MOTHERFUCKER HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM GO. I assume some variation of that thought jammed into Chase Headley’s brain, because after he deftly plucked the short hop, a complete panic-freeze was in effect and all systems went into temporary shutdown. The look on his face was a poignant reminder of Gunther flying around first to be gunned down by infinity earlier this year – the terror and confusion that grips a man when he realizes that he is incapable of making his body do something rational and good, his actions seemingly controlled remotely and without authorization by an unseen and willfully stupid force.

Would've gone immediately to 1st, but his mind was a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Would've gone immediately to 1st, but his mind was a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Headley first looked back toward third, which was holy shit balls far away and not at all a possibility, and after a pause for dramatic effect, skipping around and pants-shitting, his Freakout Gland kicked into action with a vengeance, causing him to heave the ball wildly off his back foot towards first. The throw skipped past Gonzalez on the outfield side and headed up the line in right while Blum and Erstad scored. Because Venable was inexplicably strolling in from right (nice courtesy effort there, guy), Gonzalez had to go chase the ball down while Kaz got waved home, and the throw to the plate crashed into the backstop right around the time the sixth run of the inning came across. Hooray tee ball! Sno-cones for everyone!

Please adjust your scouting report at third for Headley to read “needs work on decision-making and footwork; exhibits above-average comedic range and timing.” From there, not a lot happened – Moehler wound up with six innings of one-run ball, while Venti Fulchino and Hawk nailed down the final three frames. Kata drove in Erstad with a sac fly in the 9th to round out the scoring, then a pie fight broke out and Headley went to the movies for some reason, where he was shot. The end.

Fundamentals are the most valuable tools a player can possess.

Posted on July 1, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Astros 3, Padres 4
W: Josh Banks, L: Chris Sampson, S: Heath Bell

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap

Fundamentals are the most valuable tools a player can possess. Bunt the ball into the ground. Hit the cutoff man. Take the extra base. Learn the fundamentals. –Dick Williams

Playing without the fundamentals is like eating without a knife and fork. You make a mess. –Dick Williams

It takes pitching, hitting and defense. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. –Joe Garagiola

Be on time. Bust your butt. Play smart. And have some laughs along the way. –Whitey Herzog

Most one-run games are lost, not won. –Gene Mauch

I have to admit, I had this game on the television last night, but did not watch it. I saw snippets, but pretty much slept through most of it. So, there probably won’t be much to my game analysis, not that there ever really is. It does seem like the Good Guys don’t like to win on Tuesdays.

Astros Highlights:

Mike Hampton pitched 6 innings giving up 1 run. Not bad since he just came off the DL.

Lance Berkman went 2 for 3 with a walk. He had 2 RBIs and scored a run also. I hope that he continues on the path to the Lance Berkman that caused the creation of the furries at Minute Maid Park.

Padre Highlights:

Heath Bell got his 22nd save of the season. This kid seems be pretty good. He almost got burned after giving up two walks (Jason Michaels and Ivan Rodriguez) by Michael Bourn, but was saved by Junior Gwynn.

David Eckstein, who I have not respected since 2005, had a decent night at the plate.

Game Analysis:

Seems as though the Astros are figuring out that playing good sound baseball can help them win. I hope so.

“I needed to hit the cutoff man, and I didn’t,” Pence said. “I think I tried too hard to throw him out at home when there really wasn’t much of a chance, and I should have just hit the cutoff man. When I was throwing it, I was trying to throw him out instead of hit the cutoff man. In hindsight, I should have just hit the cutoff man.”

Astros first baseman Lance Berkman said. “We just have to do a little bit better job of executing fundamentals.

They keep teasing us with a .500 record. I hope it happens with this series, but those games back sure seem hard to make up.

Bench Tidbits:

YummyHeath Bell’s name makes me think of Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Houston finally got some rain yesterday, not nearly enough, but some is much better than none.

Check out Mark’s series preview for game information.

Read the GameZone for in-game reactions.

Happy Canada Day.

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