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Coop thinks you’ll be more comfortable under the bus

Posted on August 6, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, Auguest 5, 2009

Astros 6
Giants 10

MLB.com Recap

Sorry, back problems. Terrible pain. Here’s your recap: Astros lost.

Play Moehler off, Keyboard Coop:

“Definitely a disappointing day,” Houston manager Cecil Cooper said. “We could have used a gritty seven innings, but we didn’t get it. I thought Moehler threw the ball OK early in the ballgame but in the sixth couldn’t make a pitch. We needed him to kind of pitch out of that sixth-inning jam, and he really couldn’t make a pitch there. He was throwing [Whiteside] a sinker to get him to roll over, and it didn’t sink. That kind of costs us.”

Meh, the Astros lost.

Posted on August 5, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Giants 8, Astros 1
W: Jonathan Sanchez, L: Felipe Paulino

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap

I went to this game and the best part of the night was when the 3 1/2 year old with us sang Take Me Out to the Ballgame. We left after that because she was done. It is probably the only time we have indulged her and left early. I guess she knew how it was going to end.

There is some interesting theories about how the Astros lost this game, but they only had 4 hits in through six innings. I think that had lots to do with it. This team does not seem to be playing with the fire they need to be able to overcome injuries. Every team has injuries throughout the season and they have to overcome them. Granted the Astros have some really tough ones right now, but such is the life dealt by the BaseBallGods.

Bench Tidbits:

Read Alkie talking to himself during the game in the GameZone.

Andymas. Andy’s having a birthday party Friday, anyone want to go? Granted I do have another birthday party to attend that day. Freida, Andy, Debbie and Darrin all have the same birthday. Early happy birthday shout outs to you all. (Granted Debbie and Darrin don’t read my recaps, hell Freida and Andy probably don’t either.) But it’s the thought that counts.

Not surprising to me is that someone is going to get pissed off by deciding what kind of music to like by Texas performers.

Read Limey’s Series Preview for information about today’s afternoon game.

Oh and I have a ticket to the Eagles-Cowboys game January 3, 2010. Yee-haw.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner

Posted on August 3, 2009 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Giants at Astros, 8/3/2009
Astros 4, Giants 3

Sometimes, the talented folks here say it almost perfectly.
Hit it, Matt:

Matt Cain was all like PEW PEW and the Astros were like damn! This dude is tough. Then Mike Hampton was being all gutsy and only gave up 2 runs while the manager for the Astros Geoff Blum came out of the dugout and said FUCK MATT CAIN! He hit a homer. Then Bourn was all TRIPLE LOL! Matsui went out to bunt but instead hit a 2 run homer and chicken sandwiches rained from the rafters. Cecil Cooper woke up to talk to Arias about what a fucking stud he is and here we are at 3-2 Astros in the 8th inning.

After that, ThunderPants showed off his oh face on a triple; Kabong drove him in, before being lifted for a “defensive replacement” that promptly booted one, bringing on the 4-3 final score; and Greg Lucas tried to explain the concept of free mass-produced chicken sandwiches to Kaz and his intepreter:

Yoshi says “home run” in Japanese is “home run”.

Norris, Astros Salvage Win in Busch

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Andyzipp in Game Recaps, News

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Astros 2
Godless, mother-humping Cardinals 0

W: David S. “Bud” Norris (1-0, 0.90)
L: Adam Wainwright (12-7, 2.79)
S: Jose Valverde (12 saves, 2.70)

A: 45,227

Astros.com Recap

Bud Norris won hisself a game, and the Astros got back on the airplane after losing an assload of road games, 3 games in the standings, and most of their manhood.

It would be remarkably lazy to go with the whole “This Bud’s for you” angle on Bud Norris’ first major league start during which he gathered his first major league win (not to mention his first major league hit).  I will leave that to ESPN.  If Norris is as good as he was in his first start going forward, you can expect a lot of beer references.

The only thing that should be said is that the south doesn’t have the market cornered on rednecks.  “Bud” is proof that there are plenty of Dukes of Hazzard fans in Cali, as well.

Norris was great, taking advantage of the Cardinals lack of familarity, limiting the heathens to 2 hits over 7 innings.  I’m going to go ahead and say that was mostly him, because he no-hit the Cards into the 6th inning of Sunday’s game.  But I’ll be damned if the LaRussa’s charges didn’t look just like the Astros usually do when facing a new pitcher. Either way, he came up big in key spots (the key spots existed because Norris walked 4 Turdinals) and the bullpen held up, despite Cooper’s use of 38 pitchers to get the final 6 outs.  Guess what?  Wes Wright?  He can pitch to right handed hitters, too.

The offense continued to show just how inept they can be without Lance Berkman in the lineup. Houston collected 8 hits and managed to leave 7 men on base. They also took exactly zero (0) walks, showing little patience or understanding of what exactly a strike zone is.  Curiously, the Cooper moved the slumping Hunter Pence into the 3rd spot in the order.  Pence whose average had dropped to .290 (his lowest since April 17th) responded with 2 hits.  Great job, Cecil.

Michael Bourn and Miguel Tejada collected the two RBI that made the difference for Norris.

And because this is better than anything I could ever write…even if I was Jack Sutherford…

Jackastros has mad MS Paint skilz.

Well, That’s Just Great

Posted on August 1, 2009 by GreatBagwellsBeard in Game Recaps, News
Another fine performance

Another fine performance

So let’s get this straight.  In the last month, the ‘stros have lost Berkman, Oswalt, Erstad, and now Wandy to injury, Ortiz and Hampton to a black hole of suck so inescapable and so powerful it was probably created by Michael Bay, and the reinforcements are a cadre of rookie pitchers, a guy with a bum heart, and The World’s Angriest 42-Year Old Setup Man, despite the fact that the entire Pirates roster could’ve been had for Eli Iorg’s corpse and a jumbo pack of Fruit By The Foot? Fan-tastic.

At Busch last night, Mr. Cooper’s Little Leaguers managed to injure themselves (Wandy), get ejected (Bourn), and generally screw things up (Michaels) just like a bunch of little kids.  When your ray of sunshine is Q getting three hits off of Chris Carpenter, you’re really stretching.  Matt Holliday and Julio Lugo delivered clutch hits for the C0-Ards like it was 2004, since you can have great production if you’re a midseason acquisition by the Redbirds even if you’re a hack like Preston Wilson.  Holliday in particular was temple-pounding frustration incarnate last night; after spending all season looking like Billy Beane’s worst idea since the whole movie thing, he’s turned into Roy Hobbs.  Just grand.

Now firmly under. 500 again, the Good Guys’ annual late season heroics seem especially unlikely now.  No word yet on Wandy’s status for his next start, but if he’s out any extended period of time, we’re really going to wish that new homes could’ve been found for Valverde and/or Tejada at the trade deadline.

Well, let’s all drink until the inevitable Cubs collapse in the NLCS.  Then we’ll really start drinking.

astros force win on cardinals

Posted on August 1, 2009 by BatGirl in Game Recaps

final: houston 3  st. louis 4

espn recap

that was an extremely tough game to watch the astros lose.  i’m definitely one of those fans that feels sick to their stomach after one of these, and with the division, wildcard and .500 seeming to slowly slip away, it is all the more painful to see the astros free-fall from contention in front of the BFiB.

ivana hitter

rodriguez and his double sevens have been hitting a horrid .091 over the last seven days, and they finally managed to break out of his 0-18 slump.  unfortunately, it was one or two at-bats too late.  when pudge struck out with the bases juiced to end the 5th inning, it brought the total number of men he had personally left in scoring position to 5.  total astros lob this game = 11

no, really, you take the W

alberto arias made sure to help the cardinals steal seal the victory by giving houston’s lead away in the 8th.  with one out, he hit pujols with a pitch, which set up holliday (who went 4-4 on the day) to line a double to right, scoring pujols and putting him in position to be the go ahead run…which holliday eventually was, when rick ankiel got it done with a single to make it (what would end up being a final) 4-3.  a most undeserved win for st. louis.

a solid 4

moehler looked good, though.  everyone thought so.  i guess everyone thought so.  i really didn’t hear what cooper had to say about his starter, but i did read this:

“Sometimes you get a little aggressive on him, and he just keeps moving it out a little further.  He just throws a lot of quality pitches.  Big League pitcher.  I drink take my hat off to him,”  LaRussa said after the game.

moehler has been to the astros what hampton should have been for the team this season.  hopefully he continues to stay solid as houston tries to piece it’s rotation back together.  if norris pitches well sunday, if oswalt comes back strong, and if wandy continues to look like an ace, mike hampton should consider asking his girlfriend about possible substitute teaching gigs for the fall.

its a lot of “if’s”, sure.  but it’s much better than too many “butt’s”.

best (partial) post-game quote

“…I got right up to my release point and it squirted out of my hand.  When I let go of it, I thought i was going to throw it halfway up the backstop.”

— Brian Moehler

if you have free time this weekend

and you need a little distraction, here’s some stuff you can try to pass the time:

— read random barzilla threads/books

— count the infinite number of places one can acquire steel tubs in the houston area/start numerous threads about something…ANYTHING….other than baseball and the astros

— take a case of left hand imperial stout (and video recording device) to coach’s house

or,if you want some basball, there’s always the stellar insights of:

gamezone

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