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Friday Night Pilgrimage

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Marlins 2
Astros 0

contributed by NeilT

I was really excited about this recap. I had most of it written two weeks ago, and it was brilliant: politically astute, timely, and hilariously funny. Then I figured out that the Astros didn’t play the Blue Jays until next week.

Stupid, too, because I really knew they were playing the Marlins. I had tickets to tonight’s game, but sold them. One of the guys in our ticket group sent out a request for tickets, and I said that I would sell mine. I didn’t want to, really, but I got this nice note from the buyer saying that he appreciated the tickets. His nephew was a baseball fan and was coming to town. I felt ok about that, but figured the guy could have walked up to the box office and got pretty good seats.

So I came home, took a nap, poured a scotch and sat on the back porch and listened to the game. I had two scotches into the 8th inning. I spent a lot of the game when not reading petting my dog, Lola, who has always been a good baseball dog. No head for statistics though.

When I wasn’t petting Lola or listening to the game I read my book, Paris to the Pyrenees by David Downie. I picked up the book at random at Brazos Books. Downie, it turns out, is a beat up old atheist, maybe my age, who had moved to France when younger and proceeded to eat and drink himself to near death. The book is about his pilgrimage along the French leg of the Camino de Santiago, as a kind of health regimen. It is something I would do in a heartbeat if I had the money and the time. A friend of mine started the Spanish leg this year, from Roncevaux across the north of Spain, but gave it up after two weeks because of blisters. He told me I could come along, but I didn’t, and never will.

My son’s former Boy Scout troop is doing the Spanish leg this year on mountain bikes, which I bet will piss off a bunch of walking pilgrims no end, and should. Being part of the world’s most affluent Boy Scout troop was actually kind of fun though.

So tonight I sat on the back porch, petted Lola and thought about how she was an 11-year old dog of a breed the average life-span of which is 12 years, and drank 15-year old Highland Park. It was a melancholy sort of night, and a good game for that sort of thing, with Keuchel pitching well and Hand pitching better. Keuchel had plenty of runners, and got out of Dallas Kerfuffles in the 5th and 6th with double plays. I hope that’s the real Dallas Keuchel. That Dallas Keuchel is a good major leaguer, not a superstar, but a guy who will give up a couple of runs but keep you in the game. Which he did.

But there weren’t a lot of hits. Altuve and Petit got random singles, and Castro chased Hand with an 8th inning double. Carter, who has been on fire for July, walked twice. Maybe Hand was brilliant, maybe the Astros offense sucks without Fowler. Sucks more.

Kris came home in the 8th and made pasta and salmon, and the radio broadcast played songs by Bobby Goldsboro, which I hadn’t heard since my childhood, and would have been happy not to have heard tonight.

Three up, three down in the 9th, and the ‘Stros have lost three in a row.

A Horseshit Afternoon at O.co Coliseum

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Athletics 13 Astros 1

WP: Samardijza (4-8) LP: Feldman (4-8)

contributed by Mr. Happy

Behind the strong right arm of the Shark and the booming bats of the Athletics, the Astros were routed 13-1 in a matinee slaughter. This one should have ended early. The putrid pitching of Feldman and his merry band of mess makers (Zeid and Bass) were pounded by 14 hits, and they gave six free passes and a grand slam. The Astros bats could muster but six hits against the two Athletics pitchers. Chris Carter hit a home run off of the flag pole in the fourth inning for the lone Astro run. In fact, the only other good thing that I can say about this game is that the Astros made no errors.

The Game Zone was fairly light for a matinee, as the GZ denizens were as unhappy with the ball club as I was.

Marlins @ Astros Series Preview

Posted on July 25, 2014 by Ebby Calvin in Featured, Series Previews

If the sun ever set, the dust clouds could settle and the hordes could rest. But the sun doesn’t set. It might disappear from time to time, to blink perhaps, but soon enough it shimmers upon its glacial waters once more.

Darkness does not fall in the summer months on the Kenai Peninsula. Its residents grow weary.

***

Marlins @ Astros Series Preview

Projected Starters/Promotions

Friday, 7pm, MMPUS: Hand (1-2) vs Keuchel (9-6)
Beach Towel to 10,000; Fireworks

Saturday, 6pm, MMPUS: Koehler (6-7) vs Cosart (9-6)
Nolan Ryan Beef Sunglasses to 10,000; Jason Derulo (who?) Postgame Concert

Sunday, 1pm, MMPUS: Turner (3-6) vs TBD
Nothing. Like it.

***

You can’t swim in Skilak Lake. You can float, I guess, in the same way an ice cube floats near the top of unsweet tea, but then you’d be dead and, again, not swimming. The glacial runoff that feeds a large portion of the 15-mile mirror in the mountains supports little vegetation, cleansing the incoming streams into a milky turquoise that runs 500 feet to the rocky bottom. If you visit Alaska and want to see a clear blue sky, look down, not up.

This is the finish line. A big middle finger pointed straight at every bear, rock, twig, tree, net, hook, line and sinker that litters the defiant trek inland. 32 miles of twists and turns and bends and breaks – upstream. Eggs are laid here. Lives begin and end. It is survival of the fittest is stripped to its core.

But nature’s laws must be obeyed and these (cold) bloodlines are worth the fight. Truman Capote once wrote: “It’s the Circle of Life, and it moves us all. Through despair and hope, through faith and love, til we find our place on the path, unwinding. In the circle, the Circle of Life.”

***

Injuries

Miami
Capps: Scurvy
Dietrich: Motion Sickness
Fernandez: Mercury Poisoning
Furcal: Balantidiasis
Gregg: Hymenolepiasis

Astros
Albers: Right shoulder tendinitis; TBD
Cisnero: TJS; 2015
Crain: Biceps surgery; TBD
Fowler: Right intercostal strain; August
McHugh: Right middle fingernail avulsion (ew); late July
Presley: Strained right oblique; late July
Springer: Right quad strain; August

***

This is the start line. The Kenai River empties from the western shore of Cook Inlet, just south of Anchorage, and in July its banks swell as the salmon surge. Dip netters from Soldotna, Homer, Sterling and the like crowd the sandy beach; hundreds of power forwards competing for a loose rebound. They elbow, push and pull for position, each vying for the great carom of summer as the sockeye swim back home. It’s windy and it’s cold and it’s strewn with coolers and stoves and tents.

The nets, great contraptions of mangled metal and twine, extend twelve feet from the shoreline and pierce the water at (hopefully) just the right spot. If they’re lucky, they snag a fish and walk it up to camp. Small clubs the size of a child’s souvenir baseball bat strike just above the eyes with a dull thwack. Family members deftly filet each fish with broad strokes and intricate slices and, depending on how many you’ve caught so far, place the limp red meat either on a stove or in a Ziploc bag. Then it’s time to get your shore position back.

It’s a harried process. Take a family, outfit them with a net and a club, remove all sleep and promise them of weeks of food – if they’re lucky. Then place them next to hundreds of other families in the same situation and say “Go!” Crime is mostly limited to petty theft and game regulation violations, but the urgency to fill the freezer within a three-week window is real and tempers often flare.

Sand sifts salty, water blends bloody, light darkens spirits. Days run into weeks and coolers overflow. And Alaskans retire to a weary bed in the sun.

Comeback Attempt Doolittle Too Late

Posted on July 24, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros fall to A’s 9-7 with a little too much doo from Peacock

WP: Chavez (8-6)

LP: Peacock (3-7)

SV: Doolittle (15)

Brad Peacock got off to a horrible start for the second straight game. This time he made it out of the first inning, barely. He threw close to forty pitches in the first inning but ultimately pitched his way out of a jam without giving up any runs. He wasn’t so fortunate in the second inning, giving up 5 runs, the first one, a solo shot by Jed Lowrie on the first pitch of the inning.

Jesse Chavez, who has kind of owned Houston this year, did not have a horrible start. After a first inning walk to Chris Carter, he kept the bases empty of Astros until Matt Dominguez picked up the first Astros’ hit of the night with one out in the fifth, and eventually came around to score the Astros first run of the night on an RBI ground out by Marwin Gonzalez. Chavez is 3-0 against the Astros so far this year and Wednesdays’ game was the closest contest of the three.

Jim Johnson, the ex-closer, demonstrated why he is the ex-closer while doing best to help the Astros in the 8th inning by surrendering 4 runs without retiring a batter. Dan Otero took over and gave up another run before Luke Gregerson came in to shut the flood gates and finish the inning. Sean Doolittle closed the game for the A’s in the ninth and picked up his 15th save in the process.

Altuve picked up another hit (out of 5 AB) and continues to lead the league in batting average and all of MLB with hits. Chris Carter got a double to go with a walk and only one strike out in 5 PAs. His average has now climbed to .212 with an OBP of .288. He now has 44 RBI which is second on the club behind Springer’s 51 and one ahead of Dominguez’s 43. Jason Castro and Kiké Hernandez both got two hits on the night, Kiké is batting a nifty .310.

Astros close the series with a rubber game Thursday, a Businessman’s Special which begins at 2:35 pm CST with Scott Feldman going against Jeff Samardzija.

Game Time: 3:30.
Weather: 66 degrees, Clear.
Wind: 7 mph, Out to Right.
Attendance: 28,310.

Just Seventeen

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 11, W.Sox 7

W: Sipp (2-1)
L: Webb (5-3)

Submitted by Reuben

After beginning the 2nd “half” with back-to-back low-scoring one-run losses, the Astros broke out the big bats Sunday, rapping 17 hits and scoring 11. Matty D led the way with a single, double, and homer, not necessarily in that order, and 4 RBI.

Altuve showed some pop as well, swatting a 2-run shot, his 3rd of the year. As would be expected of a 17-hit game, several guys did well. Chris Carter did a fine imitation of a #3 hitter with 2 doubles and a walk and 0 Ks. But Marwin may have had the biggest hit, a 2-run, 2-out single in the 7th that just found grass in front of the CF, and gave the Astro bullpen a little breathing room.

Sipp, Fields, and Qualls did a nice job shutting the door the final 3 1/3 innings after some 6th-inning shenanigans by the defense and Veras blew an earlier lead. Hopefully none of those guys will be traded this month but I suppose we ought to prepare ourselves for the possibility.

With the win, the Astros stay in 27th place in MLB, barely ahead of the Cubs and Rocks, and 1.5 games up on the Rangers.

The Loss Adjuster

Posted on July 20, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

White Sox 4, Astros 3

W: Noesi (4-7)
L: Keuchel (9-6)
SV: Putnam (3)

Good morning. It’s Possum Day. I feel like a possum in every way. Like a possum.
Wake up with a possum smile. Look at me! Look at this smile! Like a possum.
Things are all right, don’t worry about this. My mind’s amiss, I’ve lost the kiss…

Don’t call it a comeback. The Astros were beaten again, turned back at every opportunity by a team that can’t sniff .500 itself, but is again clearly the better team. Sloppy play – a Dominguez throw that sailed high and allowed a runner to score from second and Keuchel plunking a batter with the bases loaded contributed to an early 3-0 lead for the White Sox.

Springer smacked a bolt into the right-field seats in the fourth and Altuve doubled home Quique and Marwin in the top of the fifth to tie it up. De Aza tripled in the bottom half with one out though, and Tyler Flowers rang a double to left to bring in the winning run.

Two leadoff singles in the seventh were wasted by a failed sacrifice, strikeout and tapper to third. In the ninth, Grossman walked and Gonzalez singled with one out. Altuve was called out on strikes and then Putnam put out the fire by fanning Castro.

Remember that 14-6 run in May and June? I hope you do, and clearly too, because you’ll want to suck on that piece of gravel now that summer’s here and the Astros have gone 8-20 since. Gravity wins.

Got a hole in my heart the size of a truck
The size of a truck

The devil tried to fill me up but my down was high as the sky is up
Ain’t that just my luck
Calm as an angel

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