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High School Reunion

Posted on September 13, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Disneys 11, Stars 3

contributed by NeilT

Yesterday Kris and I drove from Houston to Vernon for my 40th high school reunion. We didn’t leave Houston until noon, and didn’t get to Vernon until after 7:00. We hit the cold front right after we stopped in West for Kolaches, and by the time we got to Wichita Falls the temperature had dropped to the low 60s.

We stayed long enough at homecoming to see the homecoming queen crowned, and left in the 3rd quarter with Vernon beating Burkburnett 21-0. Burkburnett had the bigger band, and still had a drill team. If you read Empire of the Summer Moon, and if you haven’t you should, Burk Burnett was the West Texas rancher who took Teddy Roosevelt to meet Quanah Parker, the son of Cynthia Ann Parker. Quanah, the town, is still 30 miles further west. Cynthia Ann Parker was recaptured from the Comanches in 1860 by Texas Rangers on the Pease River between here and Crowell, though neither Vernon nor Quanah nor Crowell were here yet, because as a rule the Comanches were almost as effective a group of savages as the Texas Rangers—not the baseball team.

Anyway we left the homecoming game to go to the class party at my classmate Terry’s house just as the Astros game was starting. Terry is a pharmacist, and you’ll recall that his dad had City Pharmacy, and then the Gibson’s Pharmacy, and Terry has done a great re-do on a house on Tolar street, right across from where the Johnston’s lived. I plugged my phone into the car and Altuve was already on base with a single, and took second on what must have been the shortest wild pitch ever described on radio. Fowler singled, and Carter was intentionally walked. I made Kris sit in the car and listen until Castro K’d and then we went into the party. I checked the score a bit later and it was 3-zip on a Marisnick single and a Grossman single in the 2nd.

It turned out to be a fun party. I think Vernon is different than when I left. I suspect there’s not as much middle class, and a lot of the jobs are lower paid. There doesn’t seem the expectation that you grow up and go to UT or A&M or Tech, probably because college is really expensive. You’d think that 40 years would have brought progress, but that doesn’t seem to be what happened. The kids at the football game seemed rougher, and poorer, and less educated, but who knows, maybe we did too. Maybe that’s everywhere.

But I really liked talking to my classmates 40 years on. We talked about who wasn’t there and why, and wished there were name tags, and I liked people, which wasn’t necessarily the case 40 years ago. The Peirzynski kid was still a bit scary, but I’ve learned that’s a family trait.

I gather Oberholtzer pitched three-up-three-down through the third, but I checked the score at midnight when we got back to our room and the game had ended 11-3. The Disney’s scored 2 in the 4th, with one on a Villar missed catch error, and 7 in the 5th, all after a one-out Marisnick fielding error. Oberholtzer was replace by Jorge DeLeon—who the hell is Jorge DeLeon?—after the first 3 runs in the 5th. Defuno replaced DeLeon for the final out in the inning. It was not a quality start for Oberholtzer. The Disneys scored 2 in the bottom of the 6th on a Kendrick double that drove in Captain Nemo and Grimhilde.

This was the bottom of the 7th:

Defensive Substitution: Alex Presley replaces center fielder Dexter Fowler, batting 3rd, playing center field.
Defensive Substitution: Max Stassi replaces catcher Jason Castro, batting 5th, playing catcher.
Defensive Substitution: Gregorio Petit replaces third baseman Matt Dominguez, batting 7th, playing third base.
Defensive Substitution: Marc Krauss replaces first baseman Jon Singleton, batting 8th, playing first base.
Pitching Change: Michael Foltynewicz replaces Samuel Deduno.

I suspect that at this point the front office suspected a blow-out, and had decided that the zen thing to do was go with it. This is what happened at the top of the 8th:

Tony Campana remains in the game as the center fielder.
Defensive Substitution: John McDonald replaces center fielder Mike Trout, batting 2nd, playing shortstop.
Defensive Substitution: John Buck replaces third baseman David Freese, batting 5th, playing catcher.
Gordon Beckham remains in the game as the third baseman.
Defensive switch from left field to right field for Collin Cowgill.
Pitching Change: Juno Diaz replaces Vinnie Pestano

I knew Juno Diaz was Dominican, but I didn’t know he played for the A’s.

The Battle of the Pease River wasn’t much of a battle. It was a small camp of Comanche, about 20, mostly women and children, and their was the obligatory massacre, this time by the Texans. Cynthia Ann Parker did not repatriate well, and died in the 1870s of the flu. It’s a story that kids from my time and place grew up with, and there was Quanah Parker’s lumberyard here in Vernon owned by one of Quanah Parker’s grandchildren named Quanah Parker. That’s not surprising apparently, because the elder Parker had about 20 wives, even after the last of the Comanche finally moved to the reservation and even when Roosevelt visited.

I had fun at my high school reunion. Never having been to one, there was stuff I learned from my 40th high school reunion that I didn’t know. 40 years on, I mostly remember things and people fondly, and I don’t remember the errors so much except as anecdotes. Stuff was important to others that I’d mostly forgotten, and people who I’d forgotten and otherwise are good people. One guy has 15 grandchildren. One girl would do nothing different except that she wouldn’t be a high school cheerleader. A girl who’s a massage therapist nailed the spot on my shoulder. One guy spent half the evening showing Kris pictures of fish on his iphone, and finally convinced her that I should go to Belize for fishing. Today I’m going to hang out with Monte and try to play jazz guitar to his trumpet, and Easley to play Beatles songs. I’m pretty sure that I won’t remember any of this 40 years from now, but I’m pretty sure I won’t remember this game 40 days from now, and that’s just how things work.

Astros Soundly Swamp Seattle

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Seamen’s wild card hopes fade after Astros take series 2 games to 1.

WP: Nick Tropeano (1-0)
LP: Hisashi Iwakuma (14-7)
SV: Sipp (4)

BOX

contributed by Sphinx Drummond

The Astros took their fourth series in a row and third series of the month, they are currently 6-2 for September. It was a great night for the Astros. Jose Altuve became the second Astro to reach 200 hits in a season and Nick Tropeano worked five-plus innings for the win in his big league debut, yielding only 2 runs on 4 hits and 2 walks, while striking out 5.

When this team plays well, they aren’t bad. Pretty good actually.

With a .336 average, Altuve is looking to become the first Astros player to win a batting title. At 24 years old, he would join Joe Mauer (2006) and Alex Rodriguez (1996) as the only AL players 24 or younger to win a batting title in the past 20 years. Also, since the beginning of July, Chris Carter leads the Majors with 23 home runs.

Thursday is a travel day, the Astros head to SoCal to face the Angels in a three game series. The Angels look ready to win the division with a current 9 game lead over second place Oakland. C. J. Wilson will take the mound opposite Brett Olberholtzer for a 9:05 pm CST start.

Weather: 66 degrees, clear.
Wind: 4 mph, In from LF.
T: 3:01.
Att: 16,931.

It’s the Walk’s Fault

Posted on September 9, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 1, Mariners 4
W:Farquhar (3-1)L:Foltynewicz (0-1)SV:Rodney (44)
recap

I have to admit, this game was hard to watch. I was able to watch until Downs got his first out and the rest I do not remember. Comes to find out the Astros lost in the bottom of the eighth inning. Two walks and a triple, gives the Mariners the lead and they ultimately win the game. At least Michael Foltynewicz tried, but he needs to figure it out. He had a bit of a rough outing when I saw him pitch in Houston. He’s got some stuff and seems to need to locate it better.

Altuve took the night easy going 0-3 (he did have a walk), but Singleton got two walks while Grossman got 3 hits on the night. Go figure.

Well, the Astros won’t win them all, but they’ve won more than the last couple seasons so that is a good thing, right?

On a personal note, I went to Dallas to watch the Cowboys on Sunday. As a Cowboys fan, it was embarrassing that the AT&T Stadium looked more like Candlestick Park (or wherever that other team plays). But, I could have handled that. I could handle my team playing the way it did (after all the defensive wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be). But, I could not handle some 49er fans, who didn’t stand for the National Anthem, offer me his Kaepernick Jersey. He’s lucky I was so pissed I wasn’t really thinking straight. They were worse than Cubs and Rangers fans together. I should have taken the jersey with a polite thank you. There are any number of things I could have done with it. After all, the douche did offer it to me. I also realize that every team has these fans, but those just topped it off. I get it, your team is winning, kudos to them but a big FU to that fan and his buddies.

On another personal note, it seems lately that I have friends passing away from cancer. That truly sucks and puts things like the above into the right prospective. I would like my team to win, but I’ll forget Sunday’s game a lot sooner than I’ll ever forget my friend Gosia. RIP my friend.

Astros @ Mariners Series Preview

Posted on September 8, 2014 by Ebby Calvin in Featured, Series Previews

submitted by Bench

SEPTEMBER 8-10, 2014


Under new management, the surging Astros have taken four of five from the A’s and Angels and now head to the MLB hinterlands of the Pacific Northwest to continue playing the role of AL West SPOILER. The Mariners sit nine games out of first place in the American League West, but are in position to take one of the two Wild Card spots, which would be their first postseason berth since 2001. Currently the bunting tossers are tied with the free falling A’s, half a game up on the Tigers with the Yanks and Indians sitting within five games.  TO THE BILGE WITH THEM!

The current September version of the Astros seems light years away from last year’s September version, who swooned to a 15 game season ending losing streak.  However, last year the Astros managed to go 7-5 before ending with the 15 game crapper, so we’ll get a useless metric of illusory progress based upon how the last half of the month goes.

Meanwhile, Altuve continues his quest to cap one of the all-time great Astro offensive seasons by eclipsing Biggio’s club hit record of 210 hits.  Altuve leads the Major Leagues in batting average (.340), hits (198) and is first in the American League with 51 stolen bases. Carter continues his quest for 40 homeruns and an enormous arbitration award. The starting rotation continues to come together, and Qualls won’t be facing the A’s anymore.  This is actually kind of fun.

Monday Sep. 8, 2014
Safeco Field – 9:10 CT

Brad Peacock (4-8 5.01 ERA)

Great name, mediocre pitcher.  It’s like the opposite if Felix Hernandez were named Gerald Feltcher. But Brad has been pitching well over his last few starts, going 1-0 with 2.16 ERA in 16.2 innings.  Over his career, Peacock is 2-3 against the Crusty Seamen with a 6.98 ERA.   Ackley and Morales have hit him particularly hard.

Felix Hernandez  (14-5 2.18 ERA 37 BB 209 K)

He’s the fucking king.

Tuesday Sep. 9, 2014
Safeco Field – 9:10 CT

Collin McForkingHuge 8-9 2.89 ERA)

McHugh has continued to be McForkingHuge, going 4-0 with a 1.79 ERA in his last seven starts. Despite tossing that initial gem in Seattle when he was first called up, he’s been knocked around for a couple of losses in his last two bouts against the grog snarfing blaggards.  Time for some revenge.

Roenis Elias  (10-12 3.90ERA)

Roenis makes the most of the vowels in his name.  And he’s made the most of his work against the Astros, allowing only 3 hits in 19 at bats against the good guys. However, he hasn’t been able to pitch deep into games regularly which gives a chance to get into the downy seagull underbelly of the Mariners’ no doubt well rested bullpen.

Wednesday Sep. 10, 2014
Safeco Field – 9:10 CT

Nick Tropeano (naught)

And here is our September callup major league debut.  The 24 year old went 9-5 with a 3.03 ERA in 23 games (20 starts) at Triple-A Oklahoma City this season with 120 strikeouts and a .202 batting average against in 124 2/3 innings.

Hishashi Iwakuma  (14-6 2.97 ERA)

Iwakuma has been the 1-B to King Felix’s 1-A for the Cropswaggles this season. He’s scuffled as of late, dropping 2 of his last 3 games with a 7.24 ERA over 13.2 innings pitched therein. But historically he’s done well against the Astros – no great feat of course – with a career 4-2 record with a 2.56 ERA against the good guys.  Altuve hits him too, as has Dominguez.

Lawless seems to have the team on an even, relaxed keel.  By all media accounts he seems to be a charming person.  He also doesn’t give a fuck about your idea of pitching matchups which seems as anti-advanced data metrics as you can get:

Lawless, who spent a lot of time on the bench as a player watching former Cardinals manager Whitey Herzog, said he’s not big on matchups, such as left-handed pitchers have to face left-handed batters.
“If you can’t go out there and pitch an inning and get three outs, then maybe you’re not a Major League pitcher,” he said. “That’s why games are five hours long, because we drag them. Get three outs and play on.”

Hear hear. But really, is that the comment of someone in lock step with the organizational philosophy espoused by Luhnow and his collection of affectionately likeable nerds? Regardless, the team is playing well, having fun, getting some good experience for young up and comers and whippersnappers, and fucking over their rivals’ post-season chances in the process.  So far, it’s been about as perfect a September as a team that is no longer abjectly awful can hope for.

The burgoo gibees take two of three.

Walk and Runs

Posted on September 8, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 4, A’s 3

W: Veras (4-1)
L: Cook (1-3)

Submitted by Reuben

It’s not often that the Astros manage to rally in the 7th inning against a tough pitcher and not only tie the game but take the lead. And it’s really not often that they are able to rally in the 9th inning and turn around a deficit. So I’m guessing it’s extremely rare that they achieve both of those feats in the same game, yet that is exactly what happened Sunday afternoon in Oakland.

I wasn’t even expecting to be able to catch much of this game. I was flying back from visiting my folks in North Carolina and had a 6pm ET flight. I got to the airport at 5, went through security and found my gate, and then turned on the radio broadcast on my headphones while I waiting for boarding to begin. 6pm came and went and eventually we were informed that there weather in Charlotte, where my connection was, and that we would be “updated” again at 7 – the time we were originally scheduled to actually land in Charlotte.

So I got to hear the 7th-inning rally, which was great. I texted my dad, wondering who Lawless would use as closer with Qualls admitting that the A’s were his Daddy. Maybe Keuchel could throw another CG? Nope, was the near-immediate answer from the game, as Dallas surrendered a 2-run bomb to former Stro-property Nate Freiman. I focused on my book for a while before reluctantly turning the game back on.

Things got interesting in the 9th. A leadoff walk to Marwin was followed by 1-out walks to Krauss and Grossman. Then Ryan Cook’s wildness infected Fernando Abad, and soon the Astros had scored 2 runs without the benefit of a hit.

Then we heard from the captain that we were finally going to take off. Which was great news, because the window was quickly closing on any shot I had at making my connecting flight. But, the game wasn’t over and the Astros holding a 1-run lead in the bottom of the 9th against the A’s was about as automatic as a stick shift. At least Lawless had the sense to use Sipp. His decision to have Fowler bunt Altuve to 2nd base earlier had me questioning his sanity/IQ.

We started to taxi over to the runway. Crap, hurry up, Sipperstar. He tried to oblige, getting the first two batters out. Then a walk to zero-HR-hitting Craig Gentry with clutch-power-hitting-Astro-killah Josh Donaldson on deck. Shit, Sipp. Now Fields was coming in. Take off was imminent. Finally Fields finished his warm-up tosses and play resumed. The engines fired up, simulating a Fields fastball (some say Josh might be the best player on the team, don’tyouknow). It seemed inevitable that we would be way up in the air, out of reach of my phone’s 3G network, before the at-bat could end, and I would have to wait, not knowing the result of an annoying-ass cliffhanger, until we got to Charlotte – at which point, certainly, it would turn out Donaldson had hit a walk-off homer.

But he didn’t, and Fields got strike 3 after we left the ground but about 3 seconds before I lost the signal. So melodramatic, these Astros. Anyway, afterwards, OrangeWhoopass’s NeilT pointed out the real significance of what the win meant:
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Public relations

Posted on September 6, 2014 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 4
White Elephants 3

contributed by NeilT

Whenever the Astros play the As, it reminds me of their general manager, Mr. Bean, and it makes me want to talk statistics. Being myself a statistics god, there aren’t many with my level of expertise to talk to, so I headed off to Montrose. As the Talk Zone recognized long ago, statistics are gay, and there’s no place like a gay bar to talk numbers. Did you know that? There’s even a gay bar in Montrose called Numbers?

Now me, I go to TCs and look for Miss Lola Laloush. She has two great interests in life, baseball and drag racing. I’m sure she could have some great conversations with DarkStar about that 454 Chevelle SS, ‘cause I suspect she’s all about the big engines. But I’m not interested in that stuff. I wanted to talk baseball, and I hadn’t seen Miss Lola since I showed up at City Hall to explain to city council the dangers of transsexual third basemen in the clubhouse. Truth be told—–and don’t tell Kris—I’ve got just a bit of a crush on Miss Lola. She is one fine looking woman, and why she hangs out at a gay bar in Montrose is beyond me.

They know me at TCs ‘cause Miss Lola has introduced me around, and of course everybody there knows their baseball. Last year when I broke down crying at the end of the season they patted my shoulder, gave me a Shiner, and let me cry. I knew I wasn’t the first guy at TCs to cry about the Astros.

But for the second time this season, I showed up at TCs and Miss Lola wasn’t there. I should have called her, but I guess I think she’s always there. I asked the bartender and he said, “haven’t you heard? She’s gone to work for the Astros.”

Knock me down with a boa feather.

“Miss Lola went to work for the Astros?” I asked. “Yep,” says the bartender, “right after the media storm about Porter’s firing.”

Apparently after the Astros fired Porter, the Astros searched for someone who understood the team’s goals and who knew how to deal with the public, and everyone mentioned Miss Lola. “Her business is the public, and did you know she has a physics degree?” That’s what the bartender told me: he said it was just like Mike Fast. She’s not from Oklahoma, though. She got her masters from the Instituto Tecnológico y de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey. Think of that. A beautiful woman with a physics masters, from Monterrey. Did I mention she was one fine looking woman?

“No one,” said the bartender, “knows appearances like Miss Lola.” Well damn, I thought. Two things I’ve learned about Miss Lola that I didn’t know: (1) She has a masters in physics; and (2) she’s gone to work for the Astros. I already knew that Miss Lola knew how to make things look good.

I was on my third Shiner. I can’t think of anyone better the Astros could have hired, because she will certainly charm the public. And the Astros need some public relations expertise. Hopefully I’ll catch up with Miss Lola soon, and I’ll let you know what she says about her new job in the front office.

***

Meanwhile I’m thinking nothing helps public relations like winning. Oberholtzer kept things close over 6 innings, with 7 hits and 3 earned runs, 3 walks, and 1 strike out. Singleton led things off in the third with a homer, but the A’s went ahead in the bottom of the inning with 3 runs on 72 singles, two walks, and a visit to the mound. In the fourth, Altuve singled, got his 51st steal, and came home on a Chris Carter single. The Astros went ahead in the 6th after Altuve singled and was driven home by cHRis Carter. Altuve now has 196 hits, which is 15 behind Biggio’s team record and 25 ahead of Cabrera with 171. His average is back over .340. Carter has 36 HRs, tied for second with Stanton and one behind Cruz. This team may not be all Carter and Altuve, but it sure seems that way.

Veras replaced Oberholtzer for the last 2 outs of the seventh. Sipperstar pitched the eighth and closed out the 9th, with 4 outs on the 8th on a wild pitch.

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