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  • Articles posted by Andyzipp (Page 10)

More Ludicrous Than A Mid-Year Report Card?

Posted on July 16, 2003 by Andyzipp in Zipper Flap

Predictions, my friend. Predictions.
When we last saw your Houston Astros, they were busy accomplishing their season-long goal of clinching the season series with the Pittsburgh Pie-roots.  This “outstanding” accomplishment also allowed the Stros to relax during the All-Star Break with a one game lead over the Co-ardinals of San Louie and three games over the hapless Cubs.Read More

Like Homeless Guys Selling the Chronicle, Opening Day is Upon Us

Posted on March 31, 2003 by Andyzipp in Zipper Flap

The trees are greening, lawns are getting lush, and those damn love bugs are starting to clog up air-filters all over south east Texas.  And more importantly baseball is being played again.

Once again, an opening day is upon us, and for some reason, once again the Astros are starting a day late for no apparent reason. Sensing a trend, I was very tempted to post this a day late as well.  But since I last shared one of these mishaps with the world about three-quarters of a year and one website ago, I figured that I was late enough as it is.Read More

My 2 Cents (A Reflection)

Posted on July 11, 2002 by Andyzipp in Bleacher Rap

By Scott
Editor’s note – This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com on July 11, 2002.

So I don’t write much around here, but I figured in the wake of the recent turmoil and our decision to hang ’em up after 6 years, I should probably chime in to 1) remind everyone that I exist and 2) just talk a bit about what the experience of running this site with Kev has meant to me. If you’re not interested in the nuts and bolts of the site or my personal ramblings, you can check out now and save yourself some time. But I figure there’s been a lot worse crap written on this site, and if that can fly as content, well then I think y’all can tolerate me for a spell.Read More

The Last Zipper Flap

Posted on July 9, 2002 by Andyzipp in Zipper Flap

Editor’s note – This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com.
 

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel…

Queasy. Even though I’ve known this announcement was coming for a couple of weeks, seeing it glowing ominously on my CRT this morning, it still feels like a sharp shot to the gut, and makes it all too real.

So whether this site exists until the end of the week or the end of the season, to steal from the “Naked Gun”, I feel like I’ve swallowed a gallon of Clorox…I’m cleaned out but I’m all hollow inside. The truth is, I feel like I’m writing a eulogy for a dear friend.Read More

My Kingdom For An Edge: Drugs And Baseball

Posted on June 18, 2002 by Andyzipp in Bleacher Rap

By Steve Beitler
Editor’s note – This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com on June 18, 2002.

The Ken Caminiti steroid flap has become yesterday’s news faster than the Astros bullpen can blow a lead, which tells us more about drugs and baseball than most of the pundits did when the story first broke.

“This could change baseball forever,” intoned Chris Rose of “The Best Damn Sports Show Period.” Read More

Touring The Minors

Posted on June 17, 2002 by Andyzipp in Bleacher Rap

By Knoxbanedoodle and Spiers for Hall of Fame
Editor’s note – This article originally appeared on AstrosConnection.com on June 17, 2002.

DAY ONE

Knoxbanedoodle and Spiers For Hall Of Fame’s Astros Farm System road trip actually begins like this: we are in Providence, Rhode Island, in Spiers’s apartment, watching Oswalt strike out the side against the Pirates in the top of the eighth. He is throwing 98 MPH gas, the game is tied at one, and in the bottom of the inning Vizcaino pokes a little two run single into left field. We win.

Things are good. We keep saying: “Oswalt,” or “Dude, Oswalt,” or occasionally just: “Dude!”Read More

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