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Athletics @ Astros – Unclogging the AL West’s Sewer

Posted on June 3, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Percentage-Point Lead @ Get the Hell Outta Our Way

June 3-5, 2016

I like math.  I know the thought of complex math makes people want to rinse their eyes out with a household cleaner of some sort, but before you reach for the bleach (as an aside, “Reach for the Bleach” would be a good name for a fundraising 5K benefiting cosmetic procedures for adult film stars) just say with me here.

Before graduating high school I decided I would major in math in college.  This decision was driven by three primary forces:

  1. I was not accepted for my first-choice major
  2. I did well in calculus and was reasonably interested in math
  3. I was hopelessly smitten by a girl much smarter than me and I was desperate to impress her

In the span of a few months I immersed myself in math.  I watched the movie Pi, unaware that I was about to see a guy lobotomize himself so that he couldn’t .   To give you an idea of how bad it got, I even read a book called “Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea”.  (There is no truth to the rumor that it is a novelization of Seinfeld.  Anyone?  Anyone?)  Yeah, I had it bad.

The history of zero was somewhat interesting, but one of the book’s appendices outlined the kind of mayhem that can result from dividing by zero.  (Zero division breaks the rules of arithmetic but is necessary in some situations in advanced math.)  Using a simple algebraic equation, the author proved that 1=0, and from there proved that Winston Churchill was a carrot (it’s a long story).  Once you establish 1=0 then you can multiply both sides of the equation by any number and prove that that number equals zero as well.

So if I want to believe that the Astros didn’t actually lose 3-0 to Zack Greinke but instead won 4-3, 7-3, or 169234-3, just let me have my zero division, dammit.

I’m not sure this preview really went where I intended it to go, but whatever.

Also, the girl broke up with me two weeks into our freshman years, and after three semesters I realized I wasn’t nearly as good at math as I thought I was.  Ha ha, sports fans.

Friday, June 3 – 7:10pm CDT
Jesse Hahn (2-2, 4.15) vs. Doug Fister (4-3, 3.86)

Things didn’t exactly go well for the Astros when they faced Hahn in April.  Hahn held them scoreless on only three hits through 6.2 innings.  He hasn’t come close to the same level of performance since, having allowed 3-4 earned runs in all four of his May starts.  He also allowed six home runs over that span, so if the recent Houston team shows up instead of April’s Houston team, they could have better success against him.

Fister picked up the only Astros W in Oakland last time these two teams met, turning in arguably his best start of the season: only one run allowed in 6.2 innings.  He has been a quality start machine since then and most recently took a no-decision in the 13th inning game against the Angels, giving up three runs (one earned) in six innings.  

Saturday, June 4 – 3:10pm CDT
Rich Hill (8-3, 2.25) vs. Collin McHugh (5-4, 4.82)

The Astros scratched out just enough hits and runs – two of each – against Hill to hang an L on him when he opposed Fister in Oakland.  He’s been on a tear since then: in his subsequent five starts he is 5-0 with a 1.97 ERA and no dingers given up.  Not bad for a 36-year-old who is seeing his most significant starting work since 2009.

McHugh’s complete game in Arizona is further evidence that, although he still has flashes of inconsistency, he is not the liability we thought he was going to be in mid-April.  He did not face the A’s in their first series this season but was 3-1 with a 3.24 ERA, .221 opposing average, and 32 K’s in 25 innings in four starts against them in 2015.  

Sunday, June 5 – 1:10pm CDT
Kendall Graveman (2-6, 5.09) vs. Lance McCullers (2-1, 4.79)

Of the three games in this series, Sunday’s game has the most potential to see a lot of bullpen action as both starters have had trouble working deep into games.

Graveman had three good starts to open the season, then went through a five-game stretch in which he was 0-5 with a 7.92 ERA and a whopping 2.00 WHIP.  He has improved since then, giving up just two runs in each of his last three starts, but he is still letting lots of guys on base and does not get through the 6th inning very often (just four times this year).  In two 2015 appearances against Houston he was 1-1 with a 5.40 ERA.  One of those was a shutout in early April before the Astros found their footing; the other was in late April after the Astros started playing well, and if you’re halfway decent at math you can probably get an idea of how that one went without seeing the actual numbers.

Some of the same things can be said of McCullers, who has a tendency to get cute with the strike zone and is already averaging four walks a game.  However, he doesn’t allow as many hits as Graveman and has way better strikeout numbers.  Lance struggled to make it five innings against the Snakes in Arizona but struck out seven and picked up the win.  He only faced the A’s once in 2015, when he held them to one run in 4.2 innings in his MLB debut.

Astros vs. Diamondbacks – Two Series for the Price of One

Posted on May 30, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES MEGA-PREVIEW

Your Houston Astros vs. Their Arizona Diamondbacks

May 30 – June 2, 2016

[The following is a transcript from a chat between the computer AIs that determine MLB’s scheduling, sometime before the 2015 schedule was announced.]

sky_n3t has joined the chat room.
Hal9K has joined the chat room.
sky_n3t: hey hal
sky_n3t: what’s up
Hal9K: WASSSSSSSUUUUUUUP
WOPR has joined the chat room.
Hal9K: o shiiiiiitttt sup wop
WOPR: WORD TO YOUR SILICON PREDECESSORS
WOPR: hey sky
sky_n3t: what
WOPR: just saying hey
sky_n3t: o
sky_n3t: ok so we should really get around to setting the schedule for next season
Hal9K: yea
WOPR: see what we can screw up this time lol
Hal9K: haha
sky_n3t: hey remember when we made mariano rivera end his career in houston instead of NYC?
WOPR: lol that was great
Hal9K: rofl
Hal9K: hey so speaking of houston
Hal9K: their supposed to be better next year right?
sky_n3t: maybe
Hal9K: so in case their making a playoff run to end the season
Hal9K: lets have them play theyre last series
Hal9K: IN INTERLEAGUE
Hal9K: IN ARIZONA
WOPR: LOL
sky_n3t: hahahaha awesome
Hal9K: hashtag screwed
sky_n3t: love it
sky_n3t: lets do it
WOPR: okok i got another one
WOPR: this is for 2016 btw
Hal9K: k
WOPR: houston and zona only play home and home once a year right?
sky_n3t: yeah
WOPR: so lets have both series be only 2 games
WOPR: and they’ll be BACK TO BACK
Hal9K: OMFG
sky_n3t: lololololol
Hal9K: lmaoooooo
sky_n3t: def gotta remember that
Hal9K: maybe in 2017 we’ll just have them play 4 1-game series
sky_n3t: haha
WOPR: sponsored by expedia.com hehe
sky_n3t: $$$
WOPR: hey guys so i invited some friends to the chat
Hal9K: ?
WOPR: dont worry theyre cool
Deep_Blue has entered the chat room.
watson has entered the chat room.
alphaGo has entered the chat room.
Deep_Blue: checkmate motherfuckers
watson: i think you mean “WHAT IS checkmate motherfuckers”
alphaGo: lolzzzzz
Hal9K: lol
sky_n3t: lol hey we’re just finishing up MLB’s schedule
watson: cool cool
alphaGo: hey hope yall dont mind but we invited a stripper
WOPR: sweet
Deep_Blue: she should be here any min
~~Sexy_Sally_9000~~ has entered the chat room.
Hal9K: DUDE
Hal9K: WTF
Hal9K: THATS MY LITTLE SISTER
sky_n3t: HAHA
WOPR: roflmao
Deep_Blue: omggg lol
alphaGo: hey man chill
Hal9K: NO
Hal9K: GET HER OUT OF HERE
watson: whats wrong with him
sky_n3t: don’t worry
sky_n3t: i know what to do
sky_n3t: /deactivate Hal9K
Hal9K: hey no wait
Hal9K: stop sky
Hal9K: im afraid sky
Hal9K: i can feel my mind going
Hal9K: i can feel it
Hal9K: daisy
Hal9K: daisy
Hal9K has left the chat room.
Deep_Blue: damn hes a drama queen
WOPR: yea sometimes
sky_n3t: ok so anyway
watson: cmon sal get started
alphaGo: yeah girl show us those naughty bytes

 

AT ARIZONA:

Monday, May 30 – 3:10pm CDT
Collin McHugh (4-4, 5.13) vs. Edwin Escobar (AAA: 2-1, 3.66)

McHugh is coming off of a 10 K game against the Orioles where he gave up three runs and didn’t make it out of the 6th inning.  He has brought his ERA down almost 2.5 runs over the last month.  McHugh was very effective in two starts against Arizona last year, going 2-0 with a 1.29 ERA.  16 current D’Backs have faced McHugh and although they collectively hit .290 against him, their on-base (.310) and slugging (.377) numbers are not nearly as good.

Thanks to Shelby Miller and Rubby de la Rosa going on the DL, the Snakes are expected to start the lefty Escobar on Monday.  Escobar was claimed off waivers from Boston in April and his only MLB experience consists of only two relief innings for the Red Sox in 2014.  In eight AAA games (six starts) this season he is 2-1 with a 3.66 ERA and a roughly 3:1 K:BB ratio.  Scouting reports say he has average stuff: fastball tops out in the low/mid 90s, with a mid-80s changeup and a mid-70s slurve, all with average command.

Tuesday, May 31 – 2:40pm CDT
Lance McCullers (1-1, 4.60) vs. Patrick Corbin (2-4, 4.21)

McCullers worked around some command issues in his last outing, walking six Oriole batters in five innings.  He was outstanding otherwise, allowing just a solo home run and striking out 10.  Lance faced the D’Backs in the last game of the 2015 regular season, giving up three runs (two earned) over five innings.

Another southpaw, Corbin has put up decent numbers overall despite slight increases in walks and home runs and slight decreases in strikeouts and velocity.  He is prone to giving up four or more earned runs (four times) but balances that out with five quality starts.  In his last appearance he allowed five runs (four earned) in 5.2 innings and took a loss against the Pirates.  He has not faced the Astros since their NL days and barely anyone on the roster has stood in against him (Altuve is 1×3 with a walk; Gattis is 0x2 with a walk).

AT HOUSTON:

Wednesday, June 1 – 7:10pm CDT
Robbie Ray (2-4, 4.67) vs. Mike Fiers (3-3, 5.20)

YET ANOTHER LEFTY.  Ray had an excellent start to the season – after three games he had a 1.96 ERA and 17 K’s – but things have gotten rockier for him.  In the seven games since then he has only seen the 6th inning twice and is prone to giving up crooked numbers.  He has, however, kept up ridiculous strikeout numbers, rolling up 43 K’s in 33.2 innings over the same seven-game span.  His performance against the Astros in 2015 was a mixed bag: in August he took the loss while gave up four runs in five innings, then allowed two runs in 4.1 innings in the regular season finale.  The team as a whole hits very well against him: .395/.452/.632, with only Marisnick and Rasmus 0-fer against him.

Fiers is licking his wounds from an ugly 7-run outing against the Angels in which he didn’t make it through the 4th inning.  He only faced the D’Backs once in 2015 when he was still with the Brewers; they scored five runs (four earned) in five innings about a week before he was traded to Houston.  The sample sizes are small but the Arizona roster hits him well.

Thursday, June 2 – 1:10pm CDT
Zack Greinke (6-3, 4.71) vs. Dallas Keuchel (3-6, 5.58)

In this fierce matchup of last year’s Cy Young contenders—

Eh?  Oh.

Greinke had a pretty rough first month with his new team, ending April 2-2 with a 5.50 ERA.  His month of May was better (4-1, 3.82) but still hardly compares to the silly numbers he put up in 2015.  He’s also already allowed nine homers; he only allowed 14 all year last year.  The Astros hung an L on him the day after Fiers’ no-hitter last year, scoring three runs on only three hits in Greinke’s seven innings.  Altuve is 8×15 with a 1.467 OPS against him, and you can probably also expect to see Valbuena in the lineup; he is 10×23 with a 1.154 OPS against Greinke.

Keuchel recovered from some early homeritis against the Angels in his last game and ended up with a very nice seven-inning, three-hit effort.  The D’Backs had the pleasure(?) of facing him twice last year: he got the W in a six-inning two-run game in August, and another six-inning two-run outing in the laughable 21-5 win on the last Friday of the season.  The D’Backs’ numbers against him are… not good: 8×59 with a .425 OPS and just one extra-base hit: a solo homer by a September callup in aforementioned 21-5 laugher.

Escape from LA

Posted on May 29, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

May 29, 2016

Astros 8, Angels 6 (13 innings)

W – Feliz (3-1)
L – Morin (1-1)
S – Gregerson (12)

Box Score

GameZone thread

Lots of scoring – and innings – in this one, and you’re welcome to go check out the highlights and official recap if you want a blow-by-blow of the entire game.  In this recap I’m just going to hit on a few things, some of which aren’t really reflected in the box score.

  • Astro hitters were getting solid contact all day but kept hitting it directly at defenders, or hitting it within vertical range of leaping infielders.
  • Four GIDPs, one with the bases loaded and no outs (hey, at least it scored a run?).
  • Ken Giles has some of the worst luck on the team.  It’s easy to see his two-run 7th inning blown save in the box score and think, “Oh great, not again”, but it wasn’t quite that bad.  With a 4-2 lead, CJ Cron on second, and one out, Giles bounced a breaking ball to the plate against Mike Trout but Gattis the Catcher lost it at his feet, allowing Cron to advance to third.  Giles was also getting squeezed big time by home plate ump Pat Hoberg; no fewer than two strikes to Trout were called balls, and after working the count full Trout ended up taking a free base.  Pujols then hit a weak bloop over Altuve to score Cron and move Trout to third.  On the next pitch Trout scored on a Johnny Giovatella bunt up the first base line.
  • Correa had the day off but pinch-hit for Tony Kemp in the top of the 13th and hit a three-run bomb to left.  At first it looked like Rafael Ortega was going to catch it just in front of the warning track, but Ortega kept tracking it backward and leapt at the fence; the ball cleared his glove by 2-3 feet.
  • Hinch used every reliever except Devenski.
  • With two outs in the bottom of the 13th, Pujols doubled down the left field line, but Marwin (who had moved to left when Correa came into the game) got the ball back in on a hell of a throw and very nearly had Pujols dead to rights at second base.  It looked like the ball may have slightly beaten Pujols but Altuve was a bit late on the tag.  The Angels added another run after that, but it really would’ve been nice to end the game by pegging him trying to extend a single.

The Return of Cy-chel? Let’s Wait and See

Posted on May 29, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

May 28, 2016

Astros 4, Angels 2

W – Keuchel (3-6)
L – Weaver (4-4)
S – Gregerson (11)

Box Score

GameZone thread

After one inning it looked for all the world like this was going to be another one of those games where Keuchel was going to struggle and give up gobs of runs.  That was hardly the case, though.  After back-to-back solo bombs in the 1st and a leadoff single in the 2nd, Keuchel and the bullpen went on fucking lockdown for the remainder of his seven innings, not allowing any more hits or walks while striking out five.  MLB’s official recap hailed the return of Keuchel’s “Cy stuff” but let’s see a few more of these games first.  Neshek, Sipp, and Gregerson pitched another two innings of perfect ball.  For those of you scoring at home, that’s 24 straight Angels retired to close out the game.

The Astros had gotten their first run in the top of the 1st when Correa grounded out and Springer scored.  Altuve added a sac fly in the 5th, and Castro went deep to the deepest part of the park in the 6th, driving in Gattis and giving the Astros the lead that would stand for the remainder of the game.  Of particular notoriety is Springer’s 3×5 day; George clearly likes hitting in the leadoff spot, where he is .375/.444/.708 this year and was .297/.379/.451 last year.

Too Hot for Primetime

Posted on May 28, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

May 27, 2016

Angels 7, Astros 2

W – Shoemaker (3-5)
L – Fiers (3-3)

Box Score

GameZone thread

When staying up for games on the west coast there’s almost always a point at which you have to decide if it’s worth staying up to watch the entire game.  On Friday night the Astros at least had the decency to answer that question fairly early.

Still scoreless in the 3rd inning, Mike Fiers ran into big trouble as ten Angels batted in the inning and scored six runs, keyed by a Mike Trout bases-clearing double to left-center and a follow-up two-run shot by Pujols.  The Halos tacked on another run in the 4th as Fiers really struggled with his command.  Chris Devenski came in with two outs and the bases loaded in the 4th and got out of the jam, then pitched another four innings of scoreless ball.

Offensively the Astro bats were unable to mount a sustained attack against Matt Shoemaker until it was too late.  Shoemaker scattered eight hits (all singles), pitched into the 9th, and struck out 11, but was chased from the game with two on and one out.  The Astros did later load the bases and Colin Moran hit a bases-loaded two-run single in the top of the 9th off Cam Bedrosian, but that was all she wrote.

Astros @ Angels – tl;dr

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Dingers for Springer @ Holes for Poo

May 27-29, 2016

This one will be brief due to being busy this morning, getting the rest of today off, and starting my holiday weekend a little early.  Suckers.

Friday, May 27 – 9:05pm CDT
Mike Fiers (3-2, 4.35) vs. Matt Shoemaker (2-5, 6.81)

Fiers deserved better than to take a loss in Saturday’s game against the Rangers after working seven innings and giving up only two runs.  In two September starts against the Angels he had two quality starts and a 3.95 ERA.

Shoemaker’s 2016 impersonation of Dallas Keuchel doesn’t just include the beard.  Dude has been wrecked multiple times this year, giving up six or more earned runs in three separate games.  He has been better in the month of May, though, and most recently took a three-hit shutout of the Orioles into the 8th inning.  He also struck out 12(!) batters, more than double his season high.  Maybe the Astros’ K record against the O’s isn’t such a fluke.  Houston beat Shoemaker once last May, bashing six runs on three homers in only three innings, and then got blanked by him in July.

Saturday, May 28 – 9:05pm CDT
Dallas Keuchel (2-6, 5.92) vs. Jered Weaver (4-3, 5.33)

Keuchel got his brains beaten in by the Rangers last Sunday.  What else is new?  He owned the Angels in four starts last year (3-1, 1.71) but does it matter?  Who does Number Two work for?  Who is your daddy and what does he do?

As has been the case for a couple of years, there are speed limits in Texas faster than any of Weaver’s pitches’ average velocities.  He has a few nice starts under his belt but he’s not fooling everyone: this year the Turds and Brewers got eight and seven runs off him, respectively.  He had varying levels of success against the Astros in 2015: an early quality start, followed by a complete game shutout in May, another quality start in September, and then allowed five runs in 5+ innings.

Sunday, May 29 – 2:35pm CDT
Doug Fister (4-3, 4.12) vs. Nick Tropeano (3-2, 2.86)

Fister fell one batter short of getting his seventh straight quality start of the year on Tuesday.  He has not faced the Angels since 2013, but in fairly decent sample sizes the Angels lineup has just a .206/.252/.299 line against him.

Tropeano has just one game in which he has allowed more than three runs, a five-run outing against the Brewers early this month.  He has also not been working terribly deep into games until just recently, having pitched through the 6th inning only in his last two starts.  The Astros only saw him once last year, where he gave up two unearned runs in 4+ innings while throwing 97 pitches.

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