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Thanks, I needed that.

Posted on May 25, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

May 24, 2016

Astros 3, Orioles 2 (13 innings)

W: Feliz (2-1) L: Bundy (0-1)

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Once again, the Astros got a good-not-great starting pitching performance.  Once again, the Astros got a largely shutdown performance from the bullpen.  Once again, the Astros allowed only 2 runs.

But this time, they eked out a win.

How?

Well, by producing 2 runs in regulation instead of 1.  No, the flip-flop of Springer and Altuve was not responsible for this.  Rather, there was actually a runner on when Valbuena(?!?!) homered, despite Moran’s best efforts to remove this via double play.

Foster allowed solo homers to Alvarez and Machado; no shame there – Machado may be ahead of Altuve this year by a nose for the MVP.  Hitch decided to lift him in the 6th with 2 out, so he fell just short of a “quality start”, but it was quality nonetheless.  The bullpen then locked things down, with a brief hiccup for Gregerson to make things verrrrrrry interesting in the 9th.

Flipping Altuve and Springer seemed to wake up Springer, as he reached 5 of 6 times, but did nothing to shake Altuve from his brief “funk”, as he went hitless.

By the 13th, the typical feeling of “we will never score again” had set in, but Little Tony Kemp knocked one over the head of Adam Jones for a triple.  (Note: the look on Kemp’s face as he raced around second was great.  Little League excitement there.)

Orioles fans will probably second guess how things proceeded from there; walking Springer AND Altuve to face Correa makes sense on one level (you need the force at home), but with Springer’s free-swinging ways, it may have made more sense to go for the K against Springer, then walk Altuve to set up a DP without loading the bases.  But they made their choice, and Correa FINALLY woke up to smack a single up the middle for the win.

Bottom line – a win the Astros absolutely had to have.

PS: Colby, the HPU was absolutely horrible.  But you cannot get thrown out of the game.  It leaves us with a cleanup hitter whose 2016 performance has shown him as likely to get a hit as an average fan.

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Posted on May 20, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

May 19, 2016

White Sox 2, Astros 1

W: Sale (9-0) L: McHugh (4-4)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes, that’s all you can do.

Chris Sale is 9-0 with a 1.58 ERA, and is somehow not the most impressive pitcher in the majors this season.  But when a pitcher is 9-0 with a 1.58 ERA, you can say that your game plan is “attack fastballs early in the count”, but your real game plan is “pray he makes mistakes he doesn’t usually make.”

The real shame of the evening is that the Astros ended up wasting an excellent start by Collin McHugh, who went 7 innings allowing only 2 runs.  Granted – another run was saved by an incredible catch by George Springer:

http://m.mlb.com/video/v715646983/?game_pk=447478

Unfortunately, the White Sox were able to scratch out both runs with small ball, including steals of second base in both cases.  Can’t really blame Gattis for those; both were on curveballs in the dirt, where even the Squatting Molinas would have had little chance of throwing the runner out.  And Gattis was the only Astro to solve Sale, pulling a first pitch changeup outside the strike zone over the left field wall for the lone run of the inning.

Back down to 17-24, but at least they won a road series.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

White socks White Sox

Posted on May 18, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

May 17, 2016

Astros 6, White Sox 5 (11)

W: Neshek (1-0) L: Albers (1-3) S: Sipp (1)

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The Astros made things much more difficult than they needed to be, claiming a 6-5 win in 11 innings that should have been over much sooner.

Fortunately, they were able to ride a strong performance from Tyler White, who went 3-4 with 2 home runs and a double, which later scored the lead run as Kemp made his 2016 debut by pinch running for White.

It was White’s first homer since April 20, and was a timely display of White pow…

Sorry, folks.

As I was saying, it was about time that White’s power stroke returned.  This game boosted his slugging percentage by 65 points… not too shabby for May.

Keuchel continued to shit the bed, leaving the bases loaded (via walks) in the seventh after allowing 3 runs.  Fortunately for him, Good Giles showed up and made 2 White Sox look absolutely foolish, striking them out easily to clean up the mess.  Keuchel’s last 6 games now look thus:

6 G, 35.2 IP, 7.32 ERA, 29 R, 50 H, 14 BB, 30 K, .336/.390/.544 allowed.

Gregerson also continued the bed-shitting, allowing a leadoff double before the 2013 Astros decided to show up to “field” the bunt.  Marwin forgot that he was the first baseman, leaving the bag unoccupied as the throw went to Altuve, a good 15 feet away.  After a sac fly tied the game, Adam Eaton came within inches of ending things.  Gregerson allowed another stinging single before retiring Abreu on a groundout to send it to extras.

In the 11th, El Oso Blanco celebrated his return by drilling a 2 run homer.  One would think that ample cushion in extra innings, but Sipp made things more treacherous by allowing a 2-out RBI double before striking out Avila to end the game.

So between White and El Oso Blanco…

Goddamnit.

Sorry, folks.  I can’t figure what in last night’s news would have gotten me all thrown off.

Hello, McFly?

Posted on May 13, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

May 12, 2016

Red Sox 11, Astros 1

W: Price (5-1) L: Keuchel (2-5)

Abbreviated Game Zone – where was everyone?

Box score

Win probability

Doc Luhnow answers the door

Don’t say a word!

Dallas Keuchel, clearly flustered: Doc, Doc, it’s me, Dallas.  Doc, you gotta help me…

Doc: Don’t tell me anything.  Quiet, quiet. I’m gonna read your thoughts.  Let’s see now… you’ve come a great distance?

Dallas: Yes, exactly!

Doc: Don’t tell me! Uh… you want me to buy a subscription to Baseball Prospectus?

Dallas: No!

Doc: Not a word, not a word now! Donations… you want me to make a donation to buy out Carlos Gomez’s contract?

Dallas: Doc… I’m from the past.  I came here in a time machine that you invented.  Now, I need your help to get back to the year 2013.

Doc: My God… do you know what this means? It means that my plan didn’t work at all! 4 years of work!!

Other notes:

  • Keuchel’s ERA is now 5.58, placing him 41st out of 49 qualified AL starters.
  • David Price, who completely dominated the Astros for 6 2/3, has an ERA of 6.00, placing him tied for 45th (with Sonny Gray, supposedly the best pitcher available for trade).
  • Keuchel’s 1.60 WHIP is 45th of 49, so it’s not like it’s bad luck.
  • In 2013, those numbers for Keuchel for the season: 5.15 and 1.54.  He missed qualifying by 8 innings, otherwise he would have been 3rd-to-last and next-to-last in those categories.
  • Congratulations to Eric Kratz, who not only avoided a well-deserved Designated for Assignment, but actually got a hit last night! With this hit, he no longer holds the worst BA or OPS in last night’s lineup, which now belong to…
  • Jake Marisnick, who has posted an impressive 1-21 for .048/.091/.048 start!
  • Josh Fields absorbed the last 2 innings on the bullpen’s behalf before catching a (well-deserved) flight to Fresno.  But thanks to Marwin’s error, 2 of the 3 runs he allowed were unearned, so he lowered his ERA to 6.89!

Editorial note:

Seriously, if you could have picked one thing to guarantee that the Astros’ season would collapse, “Keuchel pitches like complete garbage” would have been at or very near the top.

No offense, sir.

Posted on May 11, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

May 10, 2016

Indians 4, Astros 0

W: Bauer (3-0) L: Devenski (0-2)

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Win probability

This was, to be honest, a dull affair.  Devenski made the mistake of allowing two leadoff hitters in the 2nd inning, and that was basically the ballgame.  Why?  I’ll just let the facts speak for themselves.

AL average 7-8-9 hitters, 2016: .235/.296/.354

NL pitchers, 2016: .136/.162/.174

Last night’s 7-8-9 Astros, 2016: .186/.246/.271

Slash line allowed by Bauer vs. Astros, career: .141/.240/.196

Slash line allowed by Bauer vs. all other teams: .241/.315/.393

Runs allowed by Ken Giles, designated whipping boy, 2016: 12

Runs allowed by Josh Fields, last night’s 8th inning pitcher, 2016: 11

fin

Brother, Ken you spare a reliever?

Posted on May 6, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

May 5, 2016

Mariners 6, Astros 3

W: Vincent (2-1) L: Gregerson (0-1) S: Cishek (9)

HR: Altuve (9!!!)

Game Zone

Box score

Win probability

We’re not yet 30 games in, and we’re running out of ways to say that the Astros lost via a combination of poor pitching and poor base running.

Let’s start with the good news:

  • After another leadoff homer, Jose Altuve is now 14-27 plus 2 walks leading off the game, for a split line of .519/.552/1.296
  • Gates came up with an actual 2 out RBI.
  • Devenski continues to show that he is a viable starter.

That’s it.  That’s the list.

Devenski cruised through six innings, his lone run coming on allowing 3 straight singles with two out in the 3rd.  He left the game with a 2-1 lead thanks to Altuve’s HR and a Gattis RBI single in the 6th (after Correa’s GIDP seemingly snuffed a rally).

Then the bullpen happened.

Bringing Giles in to face the 7-8-9 hitters would seem a logical next step in the “let’s get his confidence back” plan.  Unfortunately, he walked the first hitter, and gave up a dribbler that he and White conspired to turn into a single.  Getting the force at third on a bunt seemed to tamp down the threat, and Sipp then entered to face the lefties at the top of the lineup.  Unfortunately, Sipp was all over the place, walking another man to load the bases and then surrendering a 2-run single.  Fortunately he got a GIDP from Cano to limit further damage.

White actually started things off in the bottom of the 7th with a double, his first extra base hit since the earth cooled.  After a Tucker strikeout and a Castro walk, Altuve (who is trying to single-handedly carry this team) doubled onto Tal’s Hill.  Unfortunately, Pettis decided to send Castro, despite there being one out and Springer and Correa waiting to hit.  Castro was gunned down, the game remained tied, and Springer’s fly ball ended the inning instead of plating Castro.

In the 9th, Gregerson loaded the bases via single-walk-single with one out, and then Cano crushed one over Gomez’s head to clear the bases.  Ballgame.

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