Minute Maid Park
Friday, April 11, 7:05 p.m. CDT – my20-HD
Saturday, April 12, 6:05 p.m. CDT – FSN-HD
Sunday, April 13, 1:05 p.m. CDT – my20-HD
The Astros close the home stand with a three game set against the Marlins and are still looking for their first series win. The good news is that the Astros have yet to be swept in a series. But, they are tied with the Nats for the worst record in the National League and are second only to the surprising Tigers for the worst record in all of Major League Baseball. Let’s see if the Astros can get on a winning streak now that the whining Co-ards, and the sandy vaginas Pujols and La.093 are gone. You got any Queens?