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It’s the HomeRuns Fault

Posted on July 1, 2014 by BudGirl in Uncategorized

Mariners 10, Astros 4
W:Walker (1-0)L:McHugh (4-7)SV:Wilhelmsen (1)
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Four homeruns by the Mariners and two by the Astros. This game seemed like it may be the Astros for the taking at the end of the 1st. Springer launched a dinger to the railroad tracks in Minute Maid Park in the bottom of the first, this gave the Astros the lead, McHugh then coughed up 2 runs by a homerun by Zunino. Marwin got the lead back for McHugh with a solo homeun.

Saunders and Miller each hit homeruns off of McHugh to give the Mariners the lead for the game. But the Mariners weren’t done with homeruns. Cano hit one in the 7th. That would then be it for homeruns in the game but not the end for runs. The Mariners put up 2 runs to the 1 by the Astros for the final score.

Marwin played some pretty good defense and Altuve was his usual good player.

Not a good night for the Astros, so here’s to hoping they do better on Tuesday. Check out Mr. Happy’s preview for more info on the series.

It Was Almost Porter’s Fault

Posted on June 10, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 4, D-backs 3
W: Cosart, L: Collmenter, S: Qualls

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Boy howdy, I’m glad Porter was not a manger of the NL Astros. I don’t know if I could have handled all the moves he would have made during a season. Like what he did last night. I understand not wanting to lose the opportunity to have Sipp pitch to others in the inning but it was a risky that move that almost cost the game. Marwin Gonzales ended up in the outfield and did not make a good read on a ball hit to him, having him in the outfield was not something I would necessarily want on a regular basis.

And who knew National League games could last so damn long. Seriously, this game took 3 hours and 12 minutes, but it sure as hell felt a lot longer. I hate the western part of the country being behind us in time. I get tired earlier now that I’m older.

Cosart was pitching a pretty good game, but then hit a wall, started thinking, worrying or something and lost it towards the end of his outing. Ultimately, he was charged with 3 runs in 6 innings, but something changed out there for him. He has been pitching better since that one April start that was horrid, but he still has some work to do. Springer didn’t play because his knee hurt. Singleton should have had a RBI but there was so poor base running occurring in front of him.

Regardless the Astros won, which is always a good thing.

If you want to know about Tuesday’s game, check out M Raup’s Series Preview.

It’s All Springer’s Fault

Posted on May 27, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 9, Royals 2
W:Feldman, L:Ventura

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I have to admit every time I heard Ashby and Blum mention Ventura I automatically thought of Robin Ventura, it is not the same Ventura. Anyways, this game was all about Springer and no one else. No one else helped win this game for the Astros besides Springer, at least you would believe that if you believed the talking heads on the broadcast. I am excited the kid had a great night and encouraged that he is starting to do really well. But, let’s be reasonable, don’t most baseball players have streaks – both good and bad ones? Let’s hope this good one lasts for a while and remember that he is only human when he goes through a bad one again – all the greats had their moments. I wish I could find the video of his post-game interview. He must have talked to Biggio, he gave credit to everyone on the team for setting up the opportunity for RBIs, good pitching, etc. He did not really take any credit for himself. Seems like a nice young man. I wish I could get one of my nieces to date him, that would be awesome!

The Astros pitching did a pretty good job on the night only giving up 2 runs. The bullpen did a nice job – but they still make me nervous when brought in to pitch. The other hitters got 12 hits on the night. Overall, it was a great game by the Astros and hopefully there are more to follow.

Go Coogs!

Astros 1, marONRs 6‏

Posted on May 24, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

submitted by Neil T

I came home last night and went to sleep at 6, and just woke up at 12. I think the same thing must have happened in Seattle. Anyway, I thought this would be an excellent chance to review the Astros-Salt Scab’s history, particularly since not much happened in the game.

We all know why Bud Selig moved the Astros to the American League. He caved to the demands of all fandom to let the greatest natural rivals in baseball, the Astros and the Mariners, face each other across a division.

Dodgers-Giants, nothing. Yankees-Red Sox, who cares? Cubs-Cubs? ‘Nuff said. Astros-Mariners? That’s the Beatles and the Rolling Stones.

Just recall for a moment their early World Series history.

1903. The first modern Series. The Boston Americans of the American League faced off against the Pittsburgh Pirates of the National League. For once the Seattle media got it right: “If it’s not the Astros and the Mariners, why bother?” As Honus Wagoner said: “We was too bum last year. We was the joke in that Boston-Pittsburgh Series. What does it profit a team to hammer along and take a few wins when everybody knows the wrong teams are playing? I am ashamed we was even there.”

Boston took the series, 5-3 (it was a nine game series). The Astros would have whipped the Mariners’ butts in 5.

The first World Series generally recognized as “great”—recognizing that no World Series could be great without the Mariners facing the Astros—was the 1912 Series between Boston and the New York Giants. This was the series when Fred Snodgrass dropped a catchable fly ball to allow two Red Sox runs in a 3-2 Sox win. The Sox went on to take the 8-game Series 4-3-1. Interestingly, it was scheduled as an 8-game series, but one game was declared a tie when they ran out of daylight in extra innings. That wouldn’t have happened at MMPUS. Christy Mathewson pitched for the Giants, and Smoky Joe Wood for the Sox.

Mathewson, always the gentleman, let it be known that while he gave it his best, this should have been an Astros-Mariners series. Which team would have taken the Series? I have to give this one to the Mariners. In 1912 they were as good as they ever were.

1919. This quote from Eddie Ciccotte says it all. “Ah hell, of course we threw the Series. Why wouldn’t we? It wasn’t like nobody cared about the Black Sox and the Reds. All we heard night and day was Astros-Mariners.” The Mariners were the better team that year, but they had no compass. They took the gamblers’ money and the Astros took the Series.

1924, the Senators and the Giants, with four games decided by one run. This was Walter Johnson’s series. In game 7, with the Series tied and the Senators behind 3-1 in the eighth, a routine ground ball took a bad hop and allowed two runs to score. The 36-year old Big Train held on in relief through extra innings until another ground ball bounce gave the Senators the Series.

“I just wish I’d done it for the Astros against the Mariners,” the Big Train was quoted, “they’ve got a train and I am a Train. This should have been the Astros, with me taking that final win under that locomotive’s wail.”

History. It’s what makes this historic rivalry so historic. Next time we’ll talk about the 30s and the 40s.

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But tonight the Astros lost 6-1, which was the ‘Stros 4th loss on a rough West Coast swing. Brad Peacock, who had just put his 30-win season on track, was out with a sore forearm. Rudy Owens, a AAA lefthander who sports either a 1.13 or a 10.05 ERA was brought in from OKC for the start. Interestingly, Rudy Owens has never been mentioned in the Bus Ride. Not once. He’s pitched 140.1 innings for OKC in May.

Jose Altuve had 3 hits with one double off of King Felix, and now leads the major leagues with 66 hits. Who’d’ve thunk? He had the single RBI, driving in Marwin Gonzalez playing 3rd. Dominguez DHd, which is the worst verb ever. King Felix had 10 K, and 4 LOB.

The Bilious Salt-Scummed Barnacle Lickers had 11 hits, 2bb, and 2Ks. Owens pitched 5.2 innings giving up 5 ER. Downs—who the hell is Downs? Has he been in the bullpen all season and I just haven’t noticed?—went 1.1 with 1 ER on 2 hits. Qualls pitched the final frame with one K.

Origin of the Species

Posted on May 23, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Series Previews

submitted by the GreatBagwellsBeard

At some point during the Opening Day festivities, another poster asked for the origin of my screen name. I demurred at the time because this is a story silly enough to merit everyone’s laughter, rather than just the polite chuckle of a single person.

I signed up for this site in 2007, more than half a decade and two careers ago. I was the sports editor at the dearly departed Houstonist.com back then, and needed some more in depth analysis of the team that wasn’t purely sabermetric (like Crawfish Boxes) or full of redneck bullshit (like the Chron), so that I could steal paraphrase back on Houstonist. OWA looked like the perfect place.

The “select screen name” screen at any site is a pain in the ass. If it’s for something related to personal finances or e-commerce, I suspect that most people tend to gravitate toward something very basic, and very close to your real name. Firstname.Lastname and all that. But if it’s a forum or comments section or whatever, you get to be “creative”. Your name represents how you want to be perceived. Do you want the veil of anonymity or do you want to create a character, a persona to hide behind?

Since 2007, I’ve become a stronger proponent of using my real name online because 1) a future employer who googles my name will mostly get the actor from Airplane and 2) I think it’s largely a chickenshit move to hide behind a screen name, particularly if you’re going to be critical of another person. But in 2007, I was a different person who valued perceived cleverness over honesty, so I watched the cursor blink in the registration screen and tried to come up with something good.

If you’ll forgive another digression, I think we can all agree that quotable movies have a life cycle, with regard to quotability. Austin Powers quotes, circa 1997, were pretty funny. Austin Powers quotes, circa 2003, were the sole domain of morning drive time radio dipshits and cool dads. But now, almost 15 years after the fact, a well-timed Austin Powers quote can actually be funny again, since it’s tinged with a pleasant nostalgia, and the over-use has petered out. And so it goes with the big comedies since then: Anchorman, Borat and the like. I think “niiiiiiice!” will be funny again in 2020.

Though there isn’t a timer that regulates how long you have to decide on a screen name, I was starting to feel the pressure. It’s 2007. Anchorman hasn’t quite worn out its welcome, right? All those Burgundian exclamations. Astros. Hmm.

…

Great Bagwell’s Beard!

So that’s how that happened.

Probable Pitchers

Friday, May 23rd
9:10 CT, Safeco Field
Rudy Owens (0-0, 0.00) v. Felix Hernandez (5-1, 2.94)

This was going to be Brad Peacock, but thankfully it ain’t. Rudy Owens sounds like a brand of breakfast sausage, not a lefty starter. He’s been 2-3 with a 6.05 ERA at OKC, and averages almost 7 K’s per nine. Ironic that he’s called up the day the guy he was traded for got DFA’d.
The ‘stros have handed Felix his only loss on the year, so there’s that. Altuve is hitting .417/.462/1.045 lifetime against him, and Dominguez has homered off him and sports a hilarious 2.100 OPS against one of the best pitchers in baseball.

Saturday, May 24th
9:10 CT, Safeco Field
Dallas Keuchel (5-2, 2.92) v. Brandon Maurer (1-2, 6.00)

Keuchel has been a great surprise this year. At this rate, he might end up as our All Star. Only Stefan Romero, Michael Saunders and Willie Bloomquist are hitting over .300 against him, and Romero is a soccer player. The whole team is .218/.290/.599 against him. So basically they hit like Astros.
Maurer has given up homers to Presley and Villar, and Dominguez has hit him well, too. His name makes him sound like Minnesota’s catcher with a speech impediment.

Sunday, May 25th

3:10 CT, Safeco Field
Scott Feldman (2-2, 3.02) v. Hisashi Iwakuma (3-0, 1.76)

Feldman hasn’t quite been an ace, but he’s been the #3 starter he’d be on any other team. Smoak has hit him well, with a couple dingers. If only we’d drafted him instead of that All Star catcher.
Iwakuma started the season hurt, but has come on strong since returning from the DL. He’s struck out Carter a lot, but then again, who hasn’t? Marwin is crushing him, to the tune of .714/1.286/2.000. Really.

Promotions

C’mon, only OSF has a snowball’s chance of making any of these games.

What to Watch For
– Bouncing back from the sweep.
– Facing two of the best starters in the AL West.
– Scratch #1 up there.
– Fuck the scurvy knaves right in their bilge pump.

Talk about it in the Game Zone!

Astros Sipp-y Fielding Boo Boo Costs a Game!

Posted on May 23, 2014 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Seaturds 3 Astros 1

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The Astros combined poor hitting (save The Altuve) and a mental lapse in fielding by Tony Sipp, who failed to get over to 1B in time to get an out when the bases were loaded, which allowed two runners to score on the play, to lose to our most hated rivals. The Good Guys could scratch out but four measly hits, although one of Altuve’s two hits left the yard-a first pitch leadoff home run in the first frame. The only other Astros to get off of the hit schneid were Matt Dominguez and Jesus Guzman, who each singled.

As is too often the case, the K was too prevalent among the Astros hitters, notching another double digit game with 11 strikeouts. Karter and Castro combined for six of those Ks. Also continuing to perplex and confound the Astros was their disturbing lack of ability to hit with runners in scoring position, going 0-7 w/ RISP. This lackluster effort spoiled an otherwise fine pitching performance by starter Jarred Cosart and the bully. We go at it again tonight with the sea urchins. Come check us out in the Game Zone.

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