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  • 2013 (Page 17)

Doubling Their Pleasure

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Royals 7 Astros 2

contributed by Mr. Happy

Erik Bedard toed the slab tonight for the Good Guys, and he had two problems that plagued his performance and that collared him with his third loss. Bedard either couldn’t throw a strike, walking three in 4.2 frames, or he caught too much of the plate, where, when he found the plate, the Royals popped three two-baggers off of him. Frankly, I’ve seen enough of Bedard. His value is as a long reliever and place holder until Cosart is ready, which I hope and pray is very soon.

The Royals jumped on the Astros in the bottom of the first inning, scoring two runs, which by themselves were almost enough for the efficient and stingy Ervin Santana, who allowed two runs on five hits in seven innings of work, striking out six and walking none, tossing 96 pitches. In what was a case of too much too little too late, Chris Carter’s home run, his 13th, in the seventh inning off of Santana was the only real Astros offensive highlight. The other good notes on the game included yet another hit for scrappy Brandon Barnes, whose BA is .292, and Brad Peacock tossing 3.1 innings of two hit one run baseball.

The Royals go for the broom tomorrow afternoon against Lucas Harrell.

My first week of work here in Toledo went very well. The campus folks are delightful, and the campus is beautiful. I move into my apartment this week. I’ve been camping out at some upscale student housing. You should see how nice this place is. Granite kitchen tops. Full kitchen, with microwave and dishwasher. Washer and dryer. It’s not anything remotely similar to what I lived in at college. Kids should be beating down the doors to live here. LSU continues its Super-Regional series against Oklahoma, besting the Sooners and Jonathan Gray last night 2-0. Geaux Tigers!!!

The great and powerful

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

contributed by NeilT

Most of you have heard how her mean neighbor, Grocer McLane, wanted to put down Astroleena’s little mascot, Orbit. As she clutched Orbit to her breast and fled the Harris County Domed Stadium, she heard her Auntie Emmet call, “Astroleena, no! Hunker down! The Domed Stadium’s coming down in the next cyclone!” And of course the cyclone came a-twisting and carried Astroleena, little green Orbit, and the Domed Stadium away to a strange, strange place.

As she awoke, Astroleena found herself surrounded by small, wee second basemen. “We’re the Altuves,” they said in unison, “except for that guy over there in the Vandy jersey. You’ve killed her! Or at least your Domed Stadium did!” And sure enough, poking out from beneath the Domed Stadium were two hideously disfigured bird feet wearing a pair of sparkly orange cleats.

“What! No! I haven’t killed anyone.”

Suddenly the hideous bird feet melted away. “Ding dong” sang the Altuves in unison, “the Wicked Witch of the East ain’t dead. You seem to have let her get away with the series. But look! She left her sparkly orange cleats! At least you got something.”

And then Astroleena’s gaze followed the Altuve’s eyes upward as a beautiful woman in a tight besequined gown floated down from heaven.

“Hooray!” cried the Altuves, “it’s the Good Fairy Lola!”

She was a fine-looking woman, though with an oddly husky voice. “You must be a very powerful witch, to have played the Orioles such a good series.”

“I’m not a witch at all, I’m only a little girl, Astroleena from Houston. Where am I?”

“You’re in the marvelous Land of Bud, also known as the American League.”

“But I want to go home to Houston.”

The good fairy pondered. “I can’t help you, but perhaps the great and powerful Wizard of Bud can. You must follow the chalk lines to the Brewery City and ask the great and powerful Wizard. And put on those sparkly orange cleats, I think you’ll find them very stylish.”

As Astroleena laced up the cleats she gazed at her little mascot Orbit. “Orbit,” sighed Astroleena, “I think we’re in Kansas.”

***
Royals 4
Astros 2

Lyles went 7 innings, giving up 6 hits and two earned runs, off a Perez HR in the 4th. It was another excellent performance by a starter, though maybe a bit wild. He threw 100 pitches and only 61 strikes. Only one walk though.

Wright pitched to one batter in the 8th, Hosmer, who singled. Fields came in for Wright and Hosmer scored the go-ahead run on a Butler double. Johnson then scored on a Lough double. It was plenty enough.

The bats were not particularly effective against Shields, who went 7. There was not, as the saying goes, just enough offense. In the 1st, 2nd, and 4th runners were stranded at 3rd. I hate that. Barnes scored on a Crowe triple in the top of the third. Gonzalez scored on a Castro double in the 7th. The next 7 Astros lined up to go down, so to speak.

Today is another day.

Houston Astros vs. Kansas City Royals… life in the fast lane!

Posted on June 7, 2013 by Noe in Austin in Series Previews

Well, other than Seattle, I can’t think of a better rival to face this weekend than the Kansas City Royals. I mean, there is so much to say about the Kansas City Royals, but the best thing about them is their storied past. The are to the AL what the Pittsburgh Pirates are to the NL. A team/organization that has struggled to be competitive using a lower market budget. But if you talk about their past, you talk about success. To the tune of one world series win and a handful of playoff loses. But they also featured great players like George Brett, Freddie Patek, Hal McCrae, Willie Wilson, Dan Quisenberry, Bret Saberhagen, and Dennis Leonard. Of course, you can probably make up your own list of great Royals too. So the current status of the Royals is young talent trying to make it in the bigs… again. Seems they’ve been doing that for a long time as well.

Houston Astros at the Kansas City Royals
When: July 7 through 9
Where: Kauffman Stadium (it has a fountain!)

Game One – Friday, July 7
7:15 pm CST
Jordan Lyles (3-1, 4.30 ERA) vs. James Shields (2-6, 2.83 ERA)

The Kansas City Royals have not been playing good baseball lately. They are 1-7 in their last 8 games and nothing epitomizes why this is so than James Shields. This talented right hander is not getting any type of support from his mates to get some wins under his belt. His 2-6 won/loss record does not tell the story as much as his 2.83 ERA does. On the other side is Jordan Lyles. The young Mr. Lyles has had a rocky major league career so far, but in the last few outings, he has shown the promise once bestowed upon him an arm that can help this club as a starter. Nothing says “turning it around” as a well located changeup does and right now, Lyles is featuring that pitch more and more. That is keeping hitters off his fastball well enough that he is getting the team into more positions to win ballgames. And lo and behold, they have been doing just that. It helps the Houston starters to know that the Royals lately struggle to win games at home.

Game two – Saturday, July 8
6:15 pm CST
Erik Bedard (1-2, 4.76) vs. Ervin Santana (3-5, 3.03)

It looked for all concerned that Erik Bedard was done for this season. Apparently a stint in the bullpen help him somehow, because he has come back to the starting rotation and this time the guy is being so precise with his location. In his last four games, he’s gone 3-1 and has pitched masterfully in those wins. In the lost? Not so well, but he kept his team in the hunt for the win and that’s good. On the other side is Ervin Santana, a one time Anaheim Angel. Yet another hard-luck Royals starter, Santana has lost his last seven games in a row, in spite of pitching well into the seventh in five of those games and into the sixth in the other two. Every loss he’s taken have been winable games, all by one or two run deficits. Given the way Bedard has pitched lately, how the Royals can’t seem to win in Kauffman, and how bad luck stricken Santana has been, looks like a very good chance for Bedard to pick up a W.

Game Three – Sunday, July 9
1:10 pm CST
Lucas Harrell (4-7, 4.97 ERA) vs. Luis Mendoza (1-3, 4.76 ERA)

Lucas Harrell was supposed to be the #1 starter on this team. He’s not. He’s pretty much has had hot and cold outings, but overall, he’s just been mediocre. So who does he face off against? Another mediocre pitcher in Luis Mendoza. My prediction is fireworks… lots and lots of fireworks. Hopefully many more coming from the Houston side than Kansas City. Juneberno.

Catch up on all the highlights in the HappyZone!

2013 #1 Houston Astros draft pick: Mark Appel/Stanford

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Noe in Austin in Bus Ride, Featured, From the Bus Stop, Minor Leagues, News You Can Use

Mark AppelThe Houston took what they considered to be the best of the best in the 2013 MLB Amatuer draft: Mark Appel from Stanford University. Yes, that Mark Appel. Both a Houston native and a Scott Boras client, this is the epitome of the ying and yang in MLB life. Apparently the high cost that comes from being both #1 overall in the draft and also a Boras client is somewhat mitigated nowadays from the MLB putting salary parameters for teams. That and perhaps that this just made the best sense to do. As an organization struggling to bring themselves into legitimacy to their own fans, much less to the entire MLB landscape, this is exactly the sort of move that brings more and more thumbs up that this is not a team that is turning their back on winning. And winning soon too.

So just what is it about Appel that is so appealing. Well, if the comparison to Mark Pryor is true (and there is nothing that he shows that says it’s not), this kid is going to be really good. In fact, he may be better than just good. And he’s now going to be a Houston Astro. I know, sign on the dotted line kid before we all pass out from holding our collective breath here. All in all, looks like Houston just drafted an Ace of the near future.

And there ain’t nothing wrong with that at all!

2013 Draft: Mark Appel Goes #1 to the Houston Astros

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Noe in Austin in Videos

Clouted, Smashed, Belted, Blasted, Clubbed, and Crushed.

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros win slug-fest with Orioles 11-7

WP: Keuchel (3-2)
LP: Garcia (2-3)

Attendance: 15,526

contributed by Sphinx Drummond

The Astros hit six home runs on Wednesday, raising their won-loss record for Wednesdays to an awesome 7 wins against 3 losses. Last week I considered the possibility that the Norse god Wodan represented the Asgardian community as one of the baseball gods. I thought that because the Astros play so well on Wednesdays or Wodan’s day, that he must favor them some how. After reading a discussion over in the talk zone about jinxing no-hitters, I realize now that the Astros playing well on Wednesdays has nothing to do with any baseball god or gods. I have no explanation for the Astros’ Wednesday performances. I guess it’s just magic.

Jason Castro, Carlos Pena and J. D. Martinez each belted two-run homers, and Jose Altuve, Matt Dominguez and Marwin Gonzalez knocked solo shots, for a total of six on the night. The Astros came one home run shy of a single-game franchise record for home runs.

Dallas Keuchel pitched well enough to earn his third win of the season. Clemens and Blackley did their best to allow the Orioles back in the game. Hector Ambriz, after allowing a run scoring single, cleaned up Blackley’s mess by coaxing a double play ball to end the eighth inning. And Jose Veras closed out the 9th in a non-save situation.

This season has more four game series than I remember in the past. I guess there’s a reason for that. Thursday the Astros try to take another series in a businessman’s special that has Bud Norris going against Miguel Gonzalez

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