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And Geoff Blum as…”The Skipper”

Posted on August 23, 2009 by GreatBagwellsBeard in Game Recaps

Little Buddy!

Little Buddy!


After all the moaning and groaning about the quality of the Astros’ starting pitching, and the subsequent abuse of the bullpen that’s followed, the team has strung together four wins on the back of strong outings by the erstwhile slags in the rotation. On Saturday night, Brian Moehler lead the entire Astros cast in a team win in front of a huge crowd of Houstonians who mistook MMPUS for the much-advertised grand re-opening of Second Baptist Church on Faith & Family Night. In their defense, there are many architectural similarities between the ‘stros home field and the Repentagon, and there was a save at Minute Maid last night, but it was by LaTroy Hawkins, not Ed Young.

Moehler started out the game by giving up two dinky runs in the first before working out of the jam with a dp. From there on out, he was stellar for the next four innings, before Coop’s itchy trigger finger pulled him in favor of Byrdak with the bases juiced in the fifth. Byrdak pitched an effective 1 2/3 innings, before yielding the mound to Sammy Gervacio, who struck out the only batter he faced before Coop realized he’d accidentally given a rookie some playing time and yanked him for Fulchino.

On the other side of the box score, Blum got the offense going in the 2nd, driving in Caballo with a double and was subsequently driven in by Matsui’s fortnightly extra base hit to tie the game. Sweet Baby Bourn started another rally in the fifth, scoring on a shallow sac fly to center by Lee. Tejada and Berkman followed with singles, and Blum’s single brought Miggy home, giving a two-run lead that would remain unchallenged. Blum continues to contribute, even on a night when Coop said he’d be unavailable. Apparently, he slipped himself into the lineup when Coop wasn’t paying attention. Which isn’t that hard, when you think about it.

LaTroy tossed a nearly-perfect ninth in place of the shelved Valverde, who has thrown more pitches than Yorman Bazardo this week. Seriously.

Fast and Sweet with a little Pop.

Posted on August 21, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Diamondbacks 0, Astros 1
W: Roy Oswalt, L: Yusmeiro Petit, S: Jose Valverde

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap
Game Zone

This was a fun game to attend. 2 hours and 20 minutes was all the time it took for Roy Oswalt, LaTroy Hawkins and Jose Valverde to win this game. They only gave up 4 hits on the night with NO WALKS. Yes, you read that right, NO FREAKING WALKS!!! How outstanding is that? When was the last time that happened?

Astros Highlights:

Roy Oswalt went 7 innings giving up 3 hits, NO WALKS, and no runs. He only threw 95 pitches before being lifted for pinch hitter Darin Erstad (who did get a hit in his at-bat).

Michael Bourn (I have to include him in any highlights because I love this kid.) went 1 for 3 on the night with a walk and stolen base. Was stranded both times he was on base.

Jeff Keppinger got the only RBI in the game when he doubled Hunter Pence home. He did have an error in the field. He was not alone in the error column, Miguel Tejada had one also.

Diamondback Highlights:

They struck out 6 times.

Their pitcher Jon Rauch is 6’11” tall, 290 pounds. That’s one big boy.

Game Analysis:

This seriously was one of the best games I’ve been to in a while. Would have liked to see the Astros score some runners when they have bases loaded with one out, but the pitching held up on this night.

Bench Tidbits:

The fireworks were awesome tonight. I could have done without the Michael Jackson music but still very enjoyable.

I purchased a chicken tender basket for the last time tonight. Just not worth $8.50.

I signed up to be a designated driver, that way I got my free small soft drink. This is the one thing I do at every game now. EVERY game I attend. I feel it is Drayton’s and Aramark’s way of giving something back to me for any shitty food I might purchase.

Early day for me tomorrow, going to San Antonio to visit the folks.

Check out GreatBagwellsBeard’s pinch writing series preview. Way to step it up, without any time to warm up.

Have a great weekend and Go ‘Stros.

Red Wire? Blue Wire?

Posted on August 21, 2009 by GreatBagwellsBeard in Series Previews

BOOM!

BOOM!


With the departure of Pudge this week, the reigning question for the remainder of the season is, “To blow up, or not blow up?” (We’ve stopped asking “what?” “why?” and “how?” about Coop, because it sounds like we’re doing grammar flashcards with a second grader) Even though the trade deadline is past, another waiver-assisted trade would not be impossible.

Miggy and Papa Grande are still strong chips, as is Hawkins; every contender could use another bullpen arm, and a possible DH who’s hitting over .300 would be enticing to many AL teams. WadeSmith is being circumspect in public, but who knows what machinations are taking place behind closed doors? Since it definitely appears that we’re not buyers right now, why not sell some of the valuable pieces for some young starting pitching, and give us a 2010 that’s worth looking forward to, instead of one that’s remarkably similar to 2009.

But nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo The D-backs. They’ve lost so many pitchers to injury this season that they actually inquired about Mark Prior at the trade deadline, just so that they could have an entire rotation of 15+ game winners on the DL at the same time. So we can hope for some potent offense this home series. Then again, we’re not sending out a single starter who has a sub-4 ERA, including Roy and Golden Boy Bud Norris. Will any of these starters make it (or be allowed to make it) past the 6th? Magic 8-Ball says:

Shit!  This thing is busted.

Shit! This thing is busted.

Well, if you’re at these games, take it as your opportunity to boo Coop, or pull Drayton aside to tell him that you have an important message for him from Bud Selig re: Coop.

Probable Pitchers

Friday, August 21st
7:05 CT, MMPUS
Yusmeiro Petit (2-7, 6.47) v. Roy Oswalt (6-4, 4.01)
Yusmeiro The Less hasn’t won more than 3 games in a season, ever. And he’s been a starter most of that time. He’s an epic amount of suck. He’s the GI Joe movie of starting pitchers, especially in the sense that it’ll be entertaining to watch stuff blow up around him. Current ‘stros haven’t actually hit him all that well, but at least they’ve faced them, which means the Rookie Curse thing shouldn’t be an issue.
The Mississippi Midget is looking to rebound from a shittastic outing on Sunday where he lucked out by getting a no-decision despite giving up five runs. D-backs, collectively, have hit just .200 against Roy, with Stephen Drew the only exception at .412.

Saturday, August 22nd
6:05 CT, MMPUS
Max Scherzer (7-7, 4.00) v. Brian Moehler (7-9, 5.40)
The pitcher whose name sound like a sneeze v. the pitcher whose name sounds like the worst possible deployment of the “(blank) ‘er? I barely know ‘er?” joke. Lovely. Scherzer has faced the Astros once before in relief and mowed the entire lineup down. No one, I mean no one, has gotten so much as a hit off the douchebag. Seriously. Let’s hit him so hard that his name becomes easier to pronounce.
Moehler. Gawd. There are so many times that he looks like he has #4 starter stuff, and that’s literally the best thing you can say about the guy. Yet he’s one of the morst consistent members of the staff this year. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2009 Houston Astros! In limited exposure, the D-backs have hit him well, particularly Mark Reynolds, who has a preposterous 2.000 slugging percentage against him. I think mathematically that means that he hits 2 HRs every AB against Moehler.

Sunday, August 23rd
1:05 CT, MMPUS
Jon Garland (6-11, 4.42) v. Bud Ice Norris (3-1, 4.05)
Garland continues to show why it’s a crap shoot to spend a lot of money on a free agent pitcher, posting the worst season of his career after leaving Chicago’s South Side for the desert. Must be the heat and the soul-crushing sight of 15,000 retirees and unemployed schlubs in the seats. Wait, how is that different from the White Sox? Oh yeah, the horrible violent crime. Duh. Bourn, Michaels, and Tejada should all have a field day with Garland, as would Maysonet (.333) if Cooper ever acknowledges his existence.
Bud took his first loss last time out, and if you think he’s happy about it, you better fucking check yourself before he rips your idiot head off and throws it up Tal’s Hill. He’s never faced the D-Backs, and their lineup looks like a fantasy baseball keeper-league wet dream from 2007, so he should be just fine.

Injuries
Astros:
Aaron Boone – awaiting September call-up, getting ready for heart-warming round of PR. But not too heart-warming…gotta let that thing recover.
Doug Brocail – knawing on what’s left of Brandon Backe in his cage
Mike Hampton – “It’s unchartered waters”, says Mike, about hurting his rotator cuff. Really? Really? A trip to the DL with an aching arm is new to you? I’ll buy that it’s a new part of your arm, but like a 70’s British car, I guess every part has to break at some point.
Wesley Wright – Still in the Phantom Zone, for his own safety.

D-Backs
Eric Byrnes – Infected hair highlights
Tom Gordon – Still running from that Stephen King beastie
Conor Jackson – Died of dysentery on the way to Oregon
Scott Schoeneweis – What’s depression?
Justin Upon – strained expectations
Brandon Webb – found out he was the adopted child of Mike Hampton and Kerry Wood. Arm promptly fell off.

Promotions!
Friday: Gold Star Cap “collectible”.

Delicious!

Delicious!


Good thing they told us it’s a collectible, because it looks like a birthday cake from Kroger. Over/under on number of eating-related injuries to fans: 200
Saturday: Faith and Family Night, with a concert by MercyMe after the game. As mentioned in this space before, Christian rock doesn’t have to be the worst example of both of those words. This week’s example: Anathallo.
Sunday: School Supply Set! Oh boy! And it’s Scouts Day, which means that pedophiles get both bait and prey. Root for the Good Guys!

What to Watch For:
Flying objects, as many of them will be leaving the field of play this weekend.

Discuss the games in the Game Zone!

Wandy goes dist….eh?….oh.

Posted on August 21, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, August 21. 2009

Marlins 1
Astros 4

W: Wandy | L: Johnson | S: Valverde

astros.com
AP via Yahoo!
Game Zone

Marlins Astros Baseball

Wandy’s 103rd pitch was the second straight single he gave up to begin the 9th and Coop had seen enough. His previous 8 innings were outstanding, the only blemish an unearned run in the 1st after a couple of walks and an error. His command and his curve had the Marlins guessing all night but 2 on, no out and the heart of the order up made Coop call for Papa Grande.

Aided by a fine catch by Beaker in right center (his second highlighter of the night), Jose got the job done and the Astros walked away with a series win against a team struggling to keep pace in the playoff chase.

The offensive firepower came from a 2-run bomb by Lee and a PENCE!!! solo dinger. Even Wandy got into the act in the 5th with a nifty show-bunt/swing-away double that scored Q. Later in the 5th, the Astros had the bases loaded with 1 out but Fish reliever Christhian Martinez got Carlos to ground into the 6-3 DP.

Another home weekend series upcoming with the fresh-from-being-swept DBacks.

Win of the year! Of the week!

Posted on August 20, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Astros 6
Fish 3

W: Gervacio (1-0) | L: West (4-5) | S: Valverde (17)

Astros.com Recap
Videos from the game
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GameZone

The Good Guys won last night, so there’s that. Michael Bourn was absolutely everywhere again – hitting, sliding, leaping and stealing… our hearts.

So dreamy...

So dreamy...

Staked with 4 runs from the offense, Bazardo had a decent start, giving up just 2 runs in what should have been at least 5 innings of work. Unfortunately, Kaz muffed the turn on an inning-ending double play in the top of the 5th, throwing a wrench in the works. With 2 on, 2 outs and a 2-run lead, Coop obviously needed to manage this one like game 7 of the World Series, using not one but two relievers to get the last out, then switching to a third to start the next inning. But again, the Astros ultimately won, so it’s fine.

Cheer up, MFers, you had Monday off

Cheer up, MFers, you had Monday off

The official scorer took pity on Gervacio’s plight, awarding him his first big league win in spite of throwing just 5 pitches. Congrats to Sammy, and here’s hoping that Bazardo can snag his first Astros W next time out. With Hampton disintegrating before our eyes, it looks like Yorman will at least get a few more chances. Or he’ll be throwing out of the pen tonight, one or the other.

Doesn't have a problem with that

Doesn't have a problem with that

 

He Said, He Said

Posted on August 18, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Marlins 6, Astros 2
W: Ricky Nolasco, L: Bud Norris

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap

Cooper in the post-game conference stated that Bud Norris had the one mistake and he wasn’t able to recover from it. He also stated that Nelasco was the same pitcher that he saw in Florida last week (Art Howe disagreed with that in a very polite way). Astros spanked Nelasco for 10 runs. Hmmm, you really think it was the same pitcher. Yeah, it is the same guy, but he didn’t pitch the same. A three-hitter. Norris said his change up wasn’t there

When Michael Bourn was interviewed after the game, he mentioned things like, “first pitch strike,” “kept us off balance,” and “sometimes the pitcher is better and you have to tip your cap to them.” Hmm, I just have to wonder what the hell Cooper was watching. He said nothing like this.

I have to admit I don’t like Cooper and I really don’t like him talking about players making mistakes. Be careful tossing those stones at glass houses Mr. Cooper.

Astros Highlights:

Carlos Lee hit a two-run homerun in the first inning.

Marlins Highlights:

Ricky Nolasco and his three-hitter. Great job mixing the pitches and making adjustments after the last game he pitched against the Astros.

Bench Tidbits:

No new adventures to report this week, but I went to dinner with a bunch of girlfriends tonight. Great conversation and good food. Life can be good.

I hope that Limey’s prediction comes true before the end of this series.

Good Luck to Pudge Rodriguez in his trade to the Texas Rangers. Hope you can take them to the playoffs. I think his playoff experience is going to be a huge contribution for that team in the final run of the season.

Check out GreatBagwell’sBeard’s Series Preview for information about the rest of the series.

There was a little bit of action in the GameZone if one is interested.

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