Not If You Were The Last Lefty On Earth
(apologies to the Dandy Warhols . . . Andy Warhol . . . phenobarbital . . . etc.)
I never thought you’d win the game because scoring runs is so passe
Like today
If you think that’s not depressing and all-in-all a fucking pain
you’re insane
Or you’re a fool who doesn’t care if his win-loss doesn’t match his ERA
In a way
It was still close when Mills pulled you but the bullpen let the game get away
Like every day
But I never thought you’d get the ‘W’ because scoring runs is so passe . . .Read More