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Who Were Those Guys?

Posted on May 7, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros lose 11 to 3 and start the wrong kind of streak after getting swept by Rangers

WP: Colby Lewis (2-2)
LP: Samuel Deduno (0-1)

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Contributed by Sphinx Drummond

The Astros came home after a historically successful road trip only to shit in their own beds. Win 10 in a row, great young team. Lose three in a row, same old shitty Astros. Okay, maybe not. The road warriors are 10-2 on the road though, and just 8-8 at home. And the Astros are still 18 -10 overall, and in first place by 5 games. They still have the second best record in MLB.

Samuel Deduno pitched a scoreless first inning and then all hell broke loose. After surrendering 4 runs in the 2nd inning, he became the sacrificial lamb destined to eat innings at whatever the cost in order to save the arms in the bullpen. Four point two innings into the game and Deduno had been pummeled, giving up 11hits, 3 walks, and 13 runs. Maybe he’s not the answer for who is the fifth starter. Relief pitchers Joe Thatcher, Will Harris, and Tony Sipp closed out the game, each pitching fairly well.

The batters weren’t much help. Jose Altuve and Jake Marisnick were hit-less and saw their still stellar averages drop to .339 and .342. Evan Gattis got two hits and has seen his average climb above the Mendoza Line to .205. George Springer sat this one out and Chris Carter hit another meaningless homerun that didn’t help anything but his homerun total, which now stands at four.

The Rangers offense is benefiting from a healthy Prince Felder and is getting outstanding contributions from journeymen Kyle Blanks and Carlos Peguero. Blanks has been blistering the ball to the tune of a .357 average and Peguero hit 2 homeruns last night and had three for the series. Thanks to the Astros (and Seattle) the Rangers are no longer in last place in the division, and now stand 6.5 games behind the leading Astros.

Thursday the Astros fly to Anaheim and face the Angels in a four game series. Collin McHugh will take his perfect 4-0 record and go against Hector Santiago and his 2 wins and 2 losses. Game time is 9:05pm CST. It’s right on time to put the ugly three game losing streak in to a shit filled bed, set it on fire, and start a brand new winning one.

Attendance – 22230
Game Time – 2:32

The Beginner’s Guide to the 2015 Houston Astros

Posted on May 6, 2015 by MusicMan in Columnistas, From Left Field, Original

The Big Picture:
Crane & Luhnow expected this team to play .500 ball.  There was a clear message that they needed to improve on last year’s 70-92 record, and while they were aiming for .500, most preseason projections had them around 77 wins, and either last or next to last in the division.  (The AL West was expected to be very competitive.)  The offense is big on homers, and even bigger on strikeouts.  The bullpen was atrocious the last several years, and that was where the free agent dollars were mostly spent.  The starting rotation involves two guys that they’re praying weren’t flukes last year, an overpaid veteran, and a bunch of question marks.

So far, the offense is even better than projected, because (a) the power is there, (b) they’re drawing a ton of walks, and (c) they lead the league in steals, too.  The bullpen has been awesome – they are 18-1 when they have a lead at any point in the game.  The rotation is holding together, with those two at the top showing they were no fluke.

The Starting Lineup:
2B – Jose Altuve:  Signed out of Venezuela as an amateur.  Never considered much of a prospect because of his size.  All he did was lead the league in batting average last year, set the team record for hits, and win the Silver Slugger for 2b.  He’s started off this year hitting about .350 and showing a little more home run power (3 already).

3B – Luis Valbuena:  Acquired via trade from the Cubs this offseason.  Average defensively, projected to be about a .260/20 HR guy.  So far only hitting .200, but tied for the team lead with 6 HR.

RF – George Springer:  Former first-round pick by the Astros.  30 HR/30 SB potential.  Also has the potential to strike out 150 times.  Will never hit for big average, but draws walks well has hits the ball hard.  Excellent in RF – he could probably play CF for many teams.  So far only hitting .200, but with enough walks to have his OBP around .320.

DH – Evan Gattis:  Acquired via trade from the Braves this offseason.  Late bloomer – 28(?) years old but only in his third season.  Former catcher turned outfielder, but DH is really his best position – he’s terrible anywhere in the field.  If he stays healthy (which he never did with the Braves), could easily top 30 HR, and maybe reach 40.  Currently tied for the team lead with 6 HR.  Had a terrible start (like 0-22 with 12 K) but has gotten hot since then.

1B – Chris Carter:  Complete feast-or-famine guy.  Had a two-month stretch last year where he was the best hitter in the league.  Around that, has been a human windmill at the plate.  Also a potential 30-HR guy, but if he plays the full season, he could potentially strike out 200 times.   Has looked lost at the plate this year, only hitting .150.

LF – Colby Rasmus:  Signed as a free agent from Toronto on a 1 year deal after a down season last year.  Originally a first-round pick by Luhnow with the Cardinals.  Has been a CF his whole career until this year, clearly an above-average LF.  Moves to CF if Marisnick sits.  Another high-HR, high-K guy in the lineup.

SS – Marwin Gonzalez: Only a placeholder until (a) Jed Lowrie comes off the DL in July, or (b) Carlos Correa gets called up.  Decent utility guy, but not who you want starting.

C – Jason Castro: Former Astros first-round pick.  Big for a catcher.  Hit really well in 2013, not at all in 2014; made big improvements defensively in 2014, now grades out as above-average in pitch framing and throwing out runners.  Needs to start hitting if he is to remain the catcher of the future.

CF – Jake Marisnick:  Biggest surprise of the season so far.  Acquired from the Marlins last year, former first-round pick (notice a trend here?)  Gold Glove-caliber CF.   Expected to be a .250/10 HR type hitter with good speed.  Currently hitting almost .400 with 4 HR, and tied for the AL lead (with Altuve and Springer) with 10 SB.  If he can even hit .300, he’s locked in for the foreseeable future as our CF.

The bench:
This is modern AL baseball – there’s barely anyone on the bench.
C – Hank Conger:  Acquired from the Angels via trade in the offseason (in what was Luhnow’s most head-scratching move so far).  Rated as the best pitch framer in all of baseball.  Barely hit his weight in LA, has done better at the plate so far with a little pop.  Switch-hitter, so if Castro struggles, could push to be the starter.

Infield – Jonathan Villar: Acquired in the Berkman trade with the Yankees Oswalt trade with the Phillies.  Originally a SS, had to become a utility player to have a future with the team.  Capable of highlight-reel plays, but fails to make the routine plays.  Good pinch-runner.

Outfield – Robbie Grossman: Acquired in the Wandy Rodriguez trade from the Pirates.  Capable of playing all three outfield spots.  Has shown flashes of offense, especially in the second half of seasons, but never put it all together.

Starting rotation:
1.   Dallas Keuchel, LHP – never a hyped prospect, had a 4.50+ ERA his first season and a half.  Made a breakthrough last year and posted a 2.82 ERA to become the staff ace.  Has followed that up by winning the AL Pitcher of the Month for April with a 0.80 ERA.  EXTREME ground ball pitcher – might give up only 1-2 fly ball outs per start.  Put a good defense behind him and you’re in great shape.
2.   Colin McHugh, RHP – claimed off waivers from the Mets last year, the front office saw something they didn’t.  Astros started working with him to use his curve more often and change eye level with lots of high fastballs, and it has paid off big.  Now a high-strikeout guy and could easily put up a 3.00 ERA, which is right about where he is so far this year.
3.   Scott Feldman, RHP – signed as a free agent last year to give veteran presence to the rotation.  That’s about all he gives.  Just an innings-eater, won’t go below 4.00 ERA.  Has an interesting contract in that it was front-loaded; will only make $5M next year after making $15M last year.
4.   Roberto Hernandez, RHP – signed as a minor-league free agent this year, won the 5th spot in the rotation in spring training, then solidified his spot with (a) injuries to others and (b) effective work so far – has put up around a 3.80 ERA.
5.   TBD, currently Samuel Deduno – Deduno is supposed to be the long reliever in the pen, but was pressed into starting duty after injuries and ineffectiveness from others.

Bullpen:
Closer – Luke Gregerson, RHP:  Signed as a free agent from San Diego, had never been a closer before.  Pretty typical closer stuff – high velocity, good breaking ball, no third pitch.  Very effective so far.

Setup – Pat Neshek, RHP:  Signed as a free agent from St. Louis.  EXTREME sidearm motion, almost submarine – makes it very hard for right-handed hitters to pick up the ball.  Only allowed something like .160 average to RH last year.  Had a rough first couple appearances but has settled in well.

Setup – Chad Qualls, RHP:  Signed as a free agent last year, in his last year of his contract.  Closed effectively last year, but lost the job to Gregerson.  Strict fastball-slider guy.

Specialist – Tony Sipp, LHP:  Claimed off waivers from San Diego, can’t figure why they let him go.  Hinch will trust him to go a full inning, not just face lefties.

Specialist – Joe Thatcher, LHP:  Minor-league free agent signing, also a former Padre (was with Gregerson and Qualls in SD).  Typically used only against lefties.

Josh Fields, RHP:  Rule 5 pick from Boston last year, 99 MPH stuff.  Got knocked around a ton in the first half of last season then really settled in, and even got moved to closer when Qualls was hurt.  Having him at the back of the pen shows how much the pen has improved.

Will Harris, RHP: Claimed off waivers from Arizona in the offseason, also can’t figure out why they let him go.  Has pitched 12 straight scoreless innings to start the season.  Was originally supposed to go to the minors after Fields came back from injury but has been so good they can’t send him down.

Kevin Chapman, LHP: Just called up from the minors to soak up any long-relief innings until they get the 5th starter straightened out.  Won’t be here long.

On the DL:

SS – Jed Lowrie:  Signed as a free agent this year, was off to a great start but then tore a ligament in his thumb.  Surgery has him out until July.  Subpar SS and could move to 3B before his contract is up.

SP – Brett Oberholtzer: Acquired in the Michael Bourn trade from Atlanta.  Originally slated to be the #4 starter but developed blister problems in spring training.  Still inexperienced and there is no guarantee he can hold down the spot.

SP – Brad Peacock: Out indefinitely with a strained lat.  Was in line to be the #5 starter until he got hurt.

Top prospects:

SS – Carlos Correa:  #1 overall pick in the 2012 draft, now the #1 overall prospect in all of baseball.  Picture somewhere between Cal Ripken and A-Rod (without the roids).  Still only 20 years old, and leads AA in average, OBP, and slugging, with 11 steals thrown in for good measure.  Above average fielder.  Has gone from “should be here some time in 2016” to “should be here by June” so far this year.

SP – Mark Appel:  #1 overall pick in the 2013 draft, but hasn’t developed nearly as well as Correa did.  Absolutely bombed in high-A last year, but had a good fall and has been OK in AA this year.  Will still be a good #2 or #3 starter, but probably a pick they wish they had back.

1b – Jon Singleton:  Was given the chance to win the 1b job last season and absolutely dropped it.  Went 0 for his last 39 or 40 AB in September, had his confidence completely shot.  Went back to AAA to start this year and is hitting great.  Signed to a 6-year/$10M contract so will be given every chance to win back the 1b job.

 

This article has been edited to properly reflect that Villar was acquired from the Phillies, not the Yankees.

Quick and painful

Posted on May 6, 2015 by MusicMan in Featured, Game Recaps, News

Rangers 7, Astros 1

W: Wandy Rodriguez

L: Feldman

HR: Valbuena (7), Peguero (1), Blanks (3)

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Win Expectancy

Scott Feldman never gave his teammates much of a chance, getting pounded for four runs in the first and two more in the third, and basically never allowing a hitter to make less than hard contact.

The game was still in the balance in the bottom of the second, with the Astros trailing 4-1 thanks to Valbuena’s upper-tank shot in the first, and the bases were loaded for Altuve with two outs.  This is where all those things that went right during the winning streak broke the other way.  Altus pounded a ball down the LF line that was just foul, and a foot away from clearing the bases; instead, he tapped out to the pitcher on the next pitch, and the Astros’ only threat of the night was over.

To make matters worse, Springer suffered a likely concussion crashing into the wall in the seventh:

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2015_05_05_texmlb_houmlb_1&mode=video&content_id=103159383&tcid=vpp_copy_103159383

Speculation is already that he will head to the 7-day DL, which could mean a Santana sighting for a week.

Oh, and Wandy Rodriguez pitched 8 easy innings against his old team.  Congratulations to a guy this writer always enjoyed watching pitch.

Well that sucked.

Posted on May 4, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Rangers 2, Astros 1
W: Detwiler, L: Qualls, S: Feliz

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I know the Astros’ win streak had to end at some point but damn did they have to have it end against the Rangers? I just hate their front-running fans. They are as bad as Cubs fans. And why did Roots Sports not remove the microphone from around the fans yelling Let’s Go Rangers? I cannot think of anything more irritating to hear on the broadcast, besides Ashby.

Seems like Keuchel is going to be the bad luck pitcher this season, he does his best to not give up any runs (or only 1) and his team cannot score any for him. Keuchel had 6 consecutive strike outs, which is odd since he is usually getting outs on the ground. I do not understand why the Astros do not want to score runs for Keuchel. I guess they believe he will win regardless, I guess they forget they are responsible for half of the score. The Rangers have scored 3 of the 4 runs Keuchel has given up this season. WTF???

Gattis has seemed to get some hits of late; his batting average is a season high .200. The middle of the line-up needs to start doing something and it wouldn’t hurt if they rest of the team

The Rangers had four doubles in this game and only the last one scored and that is the one that lost the game.

I’m done for the Spring semester. Anyone want to grab a burger before summer school starts?

Rangers at Astros, 5/4-5/6: Respect the streak

Posted on May 4, 2015 by MusicMan in News, Series Previews

Rangers (8-16) at Astros (18-7)
May 4: Detwiler (0-3, 8.66) at Keuchel (3-0, 0.73)
May 5: Wandy (0-1, 4.82) at Feldman (2-2, 4.31)
May 6: Lewis (1-2, 3.00) at Deduno (0-0, 2.70)
All games at 7:10 PM, CDT
TV: Yes!

FINALLY, the Series Previews have come BACK to OWA!

Our long local nightmare is over, Constant Reader.  At last, your trusty OWA admins, contributors, hangers-on, and groupies have conspired to return to the grand tradition of previewing each series in our own unique ways.  And just in time, too!

https://youtu.be/Y-FrR-f4ig4?t=1m36s

A player on a streak has to respect the streak.  You know why? Because they don’t come around that often.

Uh-oh.

Somebody go sacrifice a live chicken while I plow through the rest of this, OK?

Texas Rangers: 8-16

They lead the league in bullpen innings pitched… which, y’know, is not a good sign.  Neither is that 8-16 record, but we’re all about digging deeper here.  Their best hitter is Prince Fielder, whose bloated contract has provided all of a team-leading 2 home runs; their second-best hitter is Kyle Blanks, who wasn’t on the roster until last week; and their third-best hitter is Carlos Corporan (res ipsa loquitur).  Their best starting pitcher doesn’t appear in this series.  They are being outscored by more than a run per game.  Let’s move on before I write anything that actually jinxes us.

Houston Astros: 18-7

What can you say about this team?  How about that the 10-game streak could easily be 15, interrupted only by a 3-2 loss where the team blew opportunities in the 8th and 9th?  How about that they are 18-7 despite sub-optimal performances from over half their offensive regulars?

Sometimes, things all break right for a team.  Your starter gives up 5 runs on the day the offense has scored 6, not on the day they’re scoreless.  Your closer gives up 2 runs on the day he has the 3-run lead, not on the day with the 1-run lead.  The hardest-hit ball goes to your best fielder, not over the wall.  Such things make hot streaks.  And guess what? Such things can make hot SEASONS.

To put things in perspective for the series, George Springer has been more valuable offensively than ANY Texas Ranger this season.  Let’s kick ass and take names.

Game 1

Ross Detwiler has gone 1-16 against current Astros.  Unsurprisingly, Altuve has that hit. Detwiler has thrown his fastball only 28.2% of the time this season, so the Astros won’t exactly be sitting dead-red.

Dallas Keuchel is clearly more democratic; the man generates ground balls in a way that would make Crash Davis genuflect. He has allowed only a .238 average to current Rangers.

Game 2

Our old friend Wandy Rodriguez has found great success against this lineup, allowing only 5-28 with one double and no HR to current Astros.  Wandy hasn’t changed much, still mixing his fastball and curveball in equal parts.

Scott Feldman has fared well against these Rangers, allowing only a .220 average with 2 HR in 123 AB.

Game 3

Colby Lewis has held the current Astros to a .269 clip, but it may be Conger time in this one; Castro is 0-11 lifetime against Lewis, but Conger is 5-17 lifetime against him.

Sam Deduno has struggled against the Rangers, allowing 16-48 with 2 HR.  Adrian Beltre might get four wide ones, as he has gone 5-10 with both of those HR against Deduno.

 

SERIES PREDICTION: 

You seriously think I’m going to make a prediction?

Respect the streak.

Ten in a row.

Posted on May 3, 2015 by Waldo in Game Recaps

May 3, 2015

Astros 7, Mariners 6

W – Neshek (2-0)
L – Smith (0-1)
S – Gregerson (6)

Box Score | GameZone thread

INTRALEAGUE MEMORANDUM

To: American League General Managers
Cc: MLB Headquarters
Bcc: [email protected]

Re: The Integrity of the Game

To Whom It May Concern,

In an effort to preserve and protect the integrity of the game of baseball, we must lobby for the following rule changes to be put into effect immediately:

  1. Winning streaks of longer than nine games should no longer be recognized by Major League Baseball.  Consecutive wins achieved beyond nine straight should henceforth be called “extra wins”.

  2. Power hitters should be subjected to even more stringent testing for the presence of performance-enhancing drugs.  These rules will be applied to all players whose last names rhyme with the words “lattice” (this is of utmost importance) or “farter”.

  3. Challenges on plays at the plate, on principle, should always go against any team whose home stadium is located in the area bordered by I-45, I-20, I-65, and the Gulf of Mexico.

  4. Should any American League team overcome a large deficit and tie a game against another American League team whose colors are navy and orange, the game should immediately be called and the former team should be declared the victors.

  5. Mercy rule – If any American League team who has not won a World Series championship should take a five-run lead, that team’s score should be multiplied by the number of that team’s World Series championships.  If neither team has won a World Series championship, the longer-tenured American League team should be declared the victors.

  6. Games in stadiums with a retractable roof must be played with the roof open.

  7. If a game is being played with a retractable roof open and the wind is blowing out to the short side of the field, the roof must be closed.

  8. If a conflict exists between rules 6 and 7, the visiting team should be declared the victors.

Due to recent events we must take drastic measures to restore the Major League Baseball food chain to its intended order.  Thank you for not torching my house because I said moving the Astros to the AL was a good idea your support.

<3,

Allan H. “Bud” Selig
Former Commissioner

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