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Tigers at Astros – Hacking up Hairballs

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Craig in Series Previews

The Astros are still stumbling along just below .500, going 5-5 in their last 10 games and 33-37 overall. They’re still only five games behind the first-place Jakes, and the race won’t even really start for another few weeks anyway.

Most recently, the Astros somehow bumbled their way to an eye-bleeding win Thursday to avoid a sweep at home by the Royals. Pudge Rodriguez did his best to start a rivalry with the Royals, or at least with that one guy, but no one else really gave a shit.

This series with the Tigers will be the Astros’ last mid-season exhibition before returning to real baseball. One nice thing about this series is that we’ll get to see our old buddy Adam Everett, who has played in 51 games this year and has a .265 batting average. Of course that’s not a full season, but his current average is better than all of his Astros years except 2004, when he batted .273.

The Tigers are leading the AL Central by five games with a record of 41-31. They’ve won their last seven games, including sweeps of the Brewers and the ass-wipe Cubs. Brandon Inge and Curtis Granderson are tied for the team lead in homers with 17 apiece, and Miguel Cabrera is right behind them with 15.

Minute Maid Park

Friday, June 26, 7:05 p.m. – FSH-HD
Saturday, June 27, 6:05 p.m. – FSH-HD
Sunday, June 28, 1:05 p.m. – FSH-HD

SnS Public Service Announcement – There may be a problem viewing games this weekend, as the saturation coverage of Zombie Michael Jackson will most likely overwhelm television satellites and bleed his image across all channels. Everyone may have to resort to using the MLB At-Bat app on their iPhones, including the handy new feature, Fart-Bat, that rips a hilarious fart whenever there’s an error or a Cub. I’ve got a great idea for the Met-Bat app, but Apple would never approve it.

Notable giveaways

Friday – Orange cap collectible. Don’t get your hopes up because this isn’t an actual orange cap; it’s a paperweight with a little orange cap on it. A dust-collectible, in other words.

Not a real cap

Not a real cap

Saturday – That Jeff Bagwell bust thing they’ve been pimping for a month. Another dust-collectible.

Sunday – An Astros gym bag, for carrying the head of Alfredo Figaro (he pitches Saturday for the Tigers). You’ll need to attend both Saturday and Sunday games to complete your collectible set.

Projected Matchups from Astros.com

Friday
Justin Verlander (8-3, 3.31) v. Wandy Rodriguez (6-6, 3.18)

Verlander is leading the American League in strikeouts and has won eight of his last 11 starts. He’s 1-0 in his career against Houston, and the current Astros who have faced him bat .414 against him. The only guys with more than one hit are Erstad at 3-for-7 and Jason Michaels at 4-for-7 with two doubles. Carlos Lee also has a homer off Verlander.

Wandy got a win against the Twins last weekend, but he had four straight losses before that. He faced the Tigers in 2006 and got bombed, and current Tigers go .273 against him. Brandon Inge is 2-for-3 and Curtis Granderson is 2-for-4 against Wandy.

Saturday
Alfredo Figaro (1-0, 3.60) v. Felipe Paulino (1-4, 6.18)

Figaro is a rookie who made his MLB debut last weekend against the Brewers. He got the win and struck out seven Sausages, which was the most strikeouts for a Tiger’s big-league debut since Dave Borkowski struck out eight in 1999. The scouting report says Figaro has four big-league pitches, he hit 97 mph in his debut, and he has a lovely singing voice.

Paulino is coming off the DL for his first start since early June. He’s never faced Detroit nor any of their Tigers. His last win was on May 2, and since then he’s had two losses and some no-decisions.

Sunday
Edwin Jackson (6-4, 2.40) v. Russ Ortiz (3-3, 3.47)

Jackson is in his first year in Detroit after spending the last three seasons in Tampa. His ERA is second in the American League. He’s faced the Astros three times at some point in the past and has a 2-0 record. Current Astros are only 9-for-38 against Jackson, with Carlos Lee and Geoff Blum leading the pack at 2-for-4 each. One of Lee’s hits was a homer, and the only other Astro with a homer off Jackson is Aaron Boone.

Ortiz has one start and no record against the Tigers. Several Tigers have seen him before, including Adam Everett at 4-for-14. Miguel Cabrera and Placido Polanco each have two homers off Ortiz.

Injury Report

Tigers – Jeremy Bonderman (hairballs), Dontrelle Willis (separation anxiety), and Carlos Guillen (distemper) are out until after the All-Star Break. Catcher Matt Treanor (kennel cough, tapeworms) is out for the season.

Astros – Felipe Paulino is on the DL but should be activated for this series. Geoff Blum might be back this series after his rehab managerial assignment, while Mike Hampton and Doug Brocail are still on the DL.

Oh by the way …

* The National League will mourn the death of Michael Jackson by requiring every player to wear one glove. The American League has apparently balked at the idea.

* I’m pretty sure this has been posted on SnS before; in fact I’m pretty sure this is where I saw it first. Anyway, as a memorial to Michael Jackson, here are the inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines, practicing their stirring rendition of Thriller:

Discuss today’s thrilling interleague game in the Gamezone.

A non-collegiate game happened

Posted on June 25, 2009 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Astros 3
Royals 4

W: Soria (2-0) | L: Fulchino (2-3) | S: Bale (1)

MLB.com Recap
MLB.com Video Recap
AP! Recap! On Yahoo!
GameZone

As a backdrop to the final game of college baseball this year, the Astros found themselves stuck in a pitcher’s duel that crapped out late for the loss. Oswalt pitched a solid six innings of one-run ball, working around some traffic and striking out eight.

The Royales screwed themselves out of a likely run in the 3rd, when Maier clubbed one over Bourn in dead center, and it rolled to the base of the wall at the top of the hill. Maier cruised into third, where the base coach decided it would be a strong plan to go for it with zero outs in the inning. The throw beat Maier by plenty enough for Pudge to have time to dive back inside the line for the tag. Score that one as a triple with an error charged to the parts of Dave Owen’s brain that evaluate risk/reward scenarios, time estimation and spatial relationships.

KC did manage to scratch out a run in the 6th on a Hulett single, taking a 1-0 lead before Roy got himself out of a bases-loaded mess without further damage. Hochevar had held the Good Guys hitless until Lee singled in the 5th, but in the bottom half of the 6th, Matsui wound up in scoring position after a throwing error, and Erstad came on to hit for Roy. On a 2-1 count, he found a fastball that tailed back over the plate, and mashed the shit out of it, clanging off the face of the right field upper tank for the one-run lead and his first tater of the year.

That’s where it stayed until the top of the 9th, with El Loco Ponche on the hill to close out the win. With one out, Maier hit a routine grounder to Fat Elvis, who thoroughly Buckner’d it to allow the tying run aboard. Jacobs then smacked one a mile in the air over towards the boxes, and it looked like trouble. Michaels eased around the side wall and out of view of the cameras, where he made the catch with absolutely no room to spare, and heaved it in to double up Maier, who was standing on third (lesson learned). Unfortunately, the umps chatted and got the call right, ruling that the ball had glanced off the wall before Michaels caught it. Great play and sales pitch, regardless. With runners on the corners and one down after the error and the near miss, DeJesus predictably singled in the tying run before Valverde got out of it with a grounder and a lazy fly.

The bottom of the 9th produced nothing, and KC struck first in extras, with Pena going yard to right off of Byrdak for a 3-2 lead. Pudge lead off the bottom half with a single against Soria, and moved into scoring position on a bunt from Kaz. Kata pinch hit for Byrdak, and came up huge with a solid knock to right, scoring Pudge after what seemed like an impossibly long run from second. They could’ve run a couple of commercials and still cut back to the game in time to see him slide in for the tie, bless his stumpy little legs. Bourn flied out to the track, Kepp walked, and Miggy came up empty on a swinging ponche to finish it out.

In the top of the 11th, Fulchino came on for Byrdak, providing me an opportunity to talk up his performance this year to the guy next to me who had never heard of him. I was just about to sing the praises of his rich, full-bodied flavor – with a hint of mocha and cinnamon – when Olivo blasted his first pitch four-hundred-something feet off the gas pump for the eventual game winner. So yeah, I guess that one is partially on me. My bad. From then on, I referred to him only as a cocksucker and a generally worthless piece of crap. My heart wasn’t really in it, but this still seemed to work better, as he struck out two and finished the inning with no additional scoring. The damage was done, though, and Michaels, Twinkie and Thunderpants went quietly against Bale to end the game.

Sweep avoidance mode is in effect shortly today, with an impending Businessman’s Special at 1:00. Do your part to uphold the antiquated theme by dressing nattily in a suit pulled from the wardrobe rack of Mad Men, and enjoying a few Martinis and filterless Lucky Strikes while closing that big deal.

Weekly Strike with Wes Wright

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Andyzipp in Media, Videos

Our friends at 1560 The Game sat down with Astros reliever Wes Wright to talk baseball, punching Perez Hilton and fashion?

1st Round Pick Mier Reaches Agreement

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Duman in From the Bus Stop

Astros have announced they reached an agreement with Jiovanni Mier, the 21st overall pick of the MLB Draft.  Mier is reported to be heading to Greeneville once he passes a physical in Houston.

“I’m just really excited to get going right now,” Mier said. “The money isn’t really that big of a deal. It’s nice to have, but I am really excited about having a chance to play professional baseball. It’s a dream come true.”

Oh to be a teen again and have thoughts like 1.385 million dollars isn’t that big of a deal.

The Astros have now 34 of their 51 picks and 23 of the top 25. Greeneville is now home to Mier, Meyer (3rd sup), Hyatt (4th).  The Gulf Coast League Astros are home to Bushue (2nd), and Nash (3rd).  While Tri Cities has Wikoff (5th), Walker (8th), Orloff (9th) & Castro (10th).  If the Astros are able to sign Dallas Keuchel (7th), who is the lone unsigned pick from the top 10 rounds, he will likely go to Tri Cities as well.



Mier

Tuesday’s Gone, Look Away

Posted on June 24, 2009 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Royals 2, Astros 1

W: Zach Greinke, L: Russ Ortiz, S: Joakin Soria

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap

Astros Highlights:

Russ Ortiz pitched 7, seven, sept, siete, sieben innings of 2 run baseball. Russ did a great job. I was surprised when he came out to bat in the bottom of the 5th inning. I thought for sure Cecil Cooper would have pulled him. Glad he didn’t.

Miguel Tejada is still hitting the ball. He went 3 for 4 on the night. If the Astros were going to take Andy’s advice, he’s a great one to start trading.

Alberto Arias, Tim Byrdak, and LaTroy Hawkins pitched 2 scoreless innings in relief. The bullen pen did a good job.

And Michael Bourn got a single on the night.

Royals Highlights:

Zach Greinke pitched 8 innings of 1 run baseball. His first win since May 26. Sometimes the Astros have a way of making the other guys come out of slumps. He probably would have gone 9 innings, but was pinched hit for in the top of the 9th.

Billy Butler went 2 for 4 on the night. One of his hits was for a homerun.

Game Analysis:

I have to admit, this game was kind of boring. Not sure why, could have just been my section or us. The homerun by Butler was loud. The Astros had their chances and didn’t capitalize. Maybe it was an Ortiz start that makes one not excited. Still I can’t say the Astros sucked on the night, but they definitely weren’t great. Go get’em today Roy.

Bench Tidbits:

Puma Paw

Puma Paw

At a game where Lance Berkman was honored for hitting 300 homeruns, the promotional give away was this. Seriously, this was the lamest give away ever. It did provide some entertainment during the game, but it is hard to describe what we were doing with it. Plus, the only appearance Lance made was before the game when he got a bat and hopefully correct lineup card from the Astros and a pinch hit in the 9th.

Check out stroysray absolutely awesome series preview.

There was some stuff posted in the GameZone.

Seems like a good College World Series is going on right now. People were more interested in that score than the game last night. Good luck to both schools. I’m rooting more for Texas since I’m from Texas, I just hope Longhorn fans don’t act like jackasses if they win.

One of ‘em got 2-hit (and it wasn’t the Astros)

Posted on June 23, 2009 by OregonStrosFan in Game Recaps

Astros 4, Twins 1 (June 21, 2009)

WP: Rodriguez (6-6), Save: Valverde (5), LP: Perkins (2-4). Box Score
McTaggart (Well-supported Rodriguez stifles Twins)
Minneapolis Star Tribune (Injuries, illnesses taking toll on Twins)

The Good Guys got things going early in this one. In the top of the first, Bourn bunted for a hit and stole second. Keppinger singled to center, scoring Bourn. Tejada hit a ground-rule double to right, moving Kepp to third. Lee grounded out to second, scoring Kepp and moving Miggy to third. A double by Pence later in the inning scored Miggy. (Bourn scored on a sac fly by MIggy in the seventh, but that was just icing).

That was all April/May Home Wandy would need (that, and a little self-realization: “”When I threw the first five, I said, ‘Hey, I can pitch.”). Other than a mistake to Cuddyer in the bottom of the second, Wandy pitched a gem. His line on the night: 7.0 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 8 Ks. Sampson and Valverde finished off the eight and ninth without allowing a hit, sealing the series win.

A Little Wandy Love

*”Wandy pitched an outstanding game and set the tone with quick outs and not very many pitches. Coming out of the bullpen, it makes us focus and make sure we want to pick up where he left off, for sure. I wanted to make sure he got his ‘W.’ ” – Sampson

*”Whenever your pitcher is on like that, it’s fun.” – Bourn

*”[Rodriguez] just threw the ball well. He pitched really well. He had good stuff, good location. Sometimes you have to tip your hat to the pitcher, and you’ve got to do that today.” – Gardenhire

Tidbits

Cooper did nothing again, but was not thrown out for it this time.

Q was a late scratch from the game with back spasms, forcing Coop’s second choice to set up behind the dish.

Keppinger got to swing away today (instead of having to sacrifice bunt to move over the world’s fastest man) and went 3-5 with a run and an RBI.

Bourn went 2-5 with 2 runs (but gets a pass for being a Hitler youth – where’s the feigned outrage on this one Pinwheel?).

Pence went 3-4 with an RBI.

Mauer’s 12-game hitting streak was snapped, and the poor sucker is now only batting .407.

If you can’t hit it, wear it.

Fathers Day Shout-outs

Congrats to BUWebguy on his first Father’s Day and on the Astros’ newest fan (along with Mrs. BUWebguy). Sic ‘Em!

Congrats as well to rpntex on the new gas-powered trimmer (among other things) as well. Keep up the good work!

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