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Your best is only a maximum of inefficiency.

Posted on July 31, 2011 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Brewers 5, Astros 4

W: Rodriguez (4-2)
L: Rodriguez (2-1)

And so it has come to this. Staggering around, rolling steel balls between their fingers, the Astros brain trust has become Captain Queeg. Paralyzed by the need for decision and unable to prepare and carry out a plan, they lash out blindly because inaction would be mistaken for cowardice and weakness. Unfortunately, action for the sake of action rarely produces the results hoped for.

The brightest spot in today’s game was the first home run by Jason Bourgeois, a 3-run spot that gave the Astros a lead they held for half an inning. Myers’ line on the day, against a good hitting club, looks ok at first – six innings, four runs, six strikeouts, no walks – but Milwaukee never played with a sense of urgency. Rather, the Brewers knew when they took the field that they were going to win, it was only a matter of getting through the nine innings to finish the job.

In the end, it was Fielder driving in The Peen to no one’s surprise, just like the script said it would be. Another day at the office when the Astros come to town, another fly swatted off the arm.

The mixed messages of the weekend centered around the question of accountability. Surprising trades were made that took the best the team had to offer in a sacrifice to the future. Conveniently, the true outcomes of these moves will only be a little clearer in a couple of years and if they’re successful, will share many fathers.

The other side of this question came with the demotion of Wallace and CJ, and the promotion of Bogusevic and Paredes, both of whom are clearly not ready for The Big Time. Bearing a sizable chunk of responsibility for this year’s futility has worn heavily on our two demoted Stars Of The Future.

“We knew we were making moves and getting younger guys out here, but I guess they didn’t have that in store for me and Wally and the organization is going in a different direction,” CJ said. “I guess they don’t really want us to be too much a part of that right now.”

Wallace was only slightly more upbeat. “It’s definitely surprising. We’ll go down there and take care of business.”

It would appear that this is a temporary development, an eye-opener for CJ and Wallace that will last until Lee gets moved and Paredes makes us all long for CJ’s brand of stone handed ball. As with all things Astro though, only time will tell…and he ain’t sayin’ shit right now.

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

Posted on July 31, 2011 by Dark Star in Featured, Game Recaps, News

Happ-iness Runs

MILWAUKEE 6, Houston 2
July 30, 2011
(Meet Me In The) Beer Park

WP: Gallardo (12-7, 3.69)
LP: Happ (4-13, 6.01)

MILWAUKEE (SnS) – Still stunned by their sudden Pence-lessness, the staggering Houston Astros dropped the contest to the Milwaukee Brewers here tonight, losing by a tally of 6-2. Brewer hurler Yovany Gallardo picked up his 12th win in the process, while Houston lefty J.A. Happ lost his lucky 13th, and saw his ERA creep up over 6.00 (the Lima Line?)Read More

Brewers, post-Pence

SEDAN DELIVERY

Posted on July 28, 2011 by Dark Star in Featured, Game Recaps, News

HOUSTON 5, St. Louis 3
July 28, 2011
Busch Park

WP – W. Rodriguez (7-7, 3.47)
LP – Garcia (10-5, 3.14)

ST. LOUIS (SnS) – For the second straight muggy night, the cellar-dwelling Houston Astros took down the top-of-the-division St. Louis Cardinals convincingly, here at the Cardinals home park on the banks of the Big Muddy. The peasants from Texas stormed and overran the castle tonight to the tune of a 5-3 victory, led by a resurgent Carlos Lee and aided by a gritty pitching performance from Wandy Rodriguez.Read More

Cards, wishing for a hurricane

GIVE ME AN INCH

Posted on July 27, 2011 by Dark Star in Featured, Game Recaps, News

HOUSTON 4, St. Louis 2
July 27, 2011
Busch 3

WP – F. Rodriguez (2-0, 2.45)
LP – Boggs (0-3, 3.10)

ST. LOUIS (SnS) – The slumping Houston Astros rode a fine starting performance by Bud Norris and some solid relief work to outlast the St. Louis Cardinals here Wednesday night, 4-2. The win broke a five–game losing streak for the Astros, and insures they’ll leave St. Louis taking at least one game in this series (the 4-game set wraps up tomorrow evening at 7:15 CDT.)Read More

Cardinals, rare win

MY DARK HOUR

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Dark Star in Featured, Game Recaps, News

ST. LOUIS 3, Houston 1
July 26, 2011
Busch III

WP – Westbrook (9-4, 4.86)
LP – Myers (3-11, 4.66)

ST. LOUIS (SnS) – The 2011 Houston Astros are very accomplished at finding unique and different ways to lose, you can say that for them. I suppose in a season where they are likely to lose 110+ games, that sort of skill is a requirement. The Astros lost to a mediocre St. Louis Cardinal team here tonight, 3-1. It was the second night in a row they dropped a game to the Dreadbirds, this time squandering a nice complete game start by Brett Myers in the process.Read More

bogus Pujols HR, bullpen woes, Cardinals

The Slip

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Ty in Tampa in Featured, Game Recaps

Monday, July 25 2011

Astros 5
Jakes 10

W: McClellan | L: Happ | S: Boggs

I was hoping it wouldn’t happen.

No, I had already resigned myself that this team would be shit. What I was dreading was…dreading watching the Astros. It’s a tough muster as most of you already know and admittedly, I haven’t been watching much. That may have as much to do with work-related issues – our office and it’s many, many feet of cabling is relocating – than with lack of interest in this woeful group of not-quites. But maybe not.

Tonight’s game was a typical shitfest. Positives are hard to pick out of this pile and I found myself with my head in my hands more often than focused on the screen. Despite a more direct approach, Happ still blew and the fielding behind him was creative at best. The lineup made the Jakes’ McClellan look better than his .500 record and 4.34 ERA. Really just hard to watch, so I didn’t. Much.

Which makes this one hard to recap. Quite frankly, it’s difficult to keep up with the literary firepower that emits from recaps these days. It’s hard enough for me to string a coherent sentence or two together, much less tie this team’s problems – and my frustrations – to a pop culture reference or historic event. I commend those with that talent and I love reading them. The bar gets higher as the team gets lower and they’re a great read. But I’m just not that clever.

What I can do though…is make an animated GIF.

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