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  • Articles posted by Ty in Tampa (Page 9)

Quite the day…

Posted on June 26, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Royales 4
Astros 5

W: Wright (2-1) | L: Bannister (5-5) | S: Valverde (6)
HR: Twinkie 2

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I’m going to admit right out of the gate that I didn’t see very much of this game. I know what you’re thinking, “But Ty, how can you write a recap about a game you didn’t see?” Well, I’m here to tell you that it CAN be done, and it has been done. But I’m not going to try to do that this day, despite the ‘opportunity for artistry’. I hate chicken salad.

I did happen to see both of Lance’s 2-run deposits out of the corner of my eye. Congratulations on quadruple figgers, Elvis!

I remember when Elvis died. I was 14, almost 15 and it was a huge, dark day. Elvis had become a cartoon by this time and I was musically a million miles away. I was only aware of the brilliance of his talent from the context of my parents and people I knew who really dug him. But I recognized how huge it was that he was gone. I sat in my room with the radio on, Elvis is everywhere, and stared at my Farrah Fawcett poster.

I wonder what it’s like to be 14, 15 right now. Today, for most of us, we lost huge icons from our youth.

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Farrah. Just the utterance of her name would give me a stiffy in 1977. Just about every male friend I had displayed her poster in his room, and a few female friends as well. The fact that she was from Texas, and was a Longhorn, just made her better. In my mind, I still see Jill Munroe tossing her hair in the opening of Charlie’s Angels. She shone bright for a brief time in this teenager’s life.

Rest well, Farrah.

In the late 60’s and early 70’s, nothing was more important of a possession for me than my 45’s. I was a collector. I hate to say it but baseball cards just didn’t do it for me. I had stacks and stacks of 45’s and would spend hours ‘programming’ my own radio station. This is where I most fondly remember the person they would within a decade call the ‘King of Pop’. In 1979, I was unable to appreciate the impact and innovation of Off The Wall, being heavily entrenched in hard rock and the emerging new wave scene. But in 1970, I could fully embrace the sugary soul-pop of The Jackson 5. I can’t get ABC out of my head right now. The string of hits were in heavy rotation on KILT and in my bedroom. His greatest accomplishments may have been in the decades that followed but they won’t be as endearing to me as that booming voice from a mere 12-year-old.

Even moreso than Elvis, the genius of Michael Jackson’s talent has been overshadowed by indiscretion and self-destruction. It will be interesting to see how his legacy is handled by the very estate that followed his every move. I know I’ll have a tough time getting past the last 15-20 years.

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Rest well, Michael.

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Astros retain dignity in boot battle

Posted on June 19, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, June 18th 2009

Astros 5
Rangers 3

W: Arias (1-0) | L: Jennings (2-2) | S: Valverde (3)

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I hate fucking interleague baseball. There’s no way I could sum up the reasons better than Andyzipp, but I wanted to make sure everyone knew I was on board with my disgust. This idea really can’t be that popular, can it? Since it fucks the balance of the season anyway, why don’t they just have it in the only place that cares about it, New York?

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The ‘Silver Boot’ (I even hate indulging in the goofiness of it) was already safely in the Rangers’ trophy case when they met tonight on Thermal Field at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. So really, what else was there to play for? Well, for the Astros, I suspect that six straight punkings by the other team in Texas would leave a somewhat bad taste in one’s mouth heading into a tough series at the Twins.

Anticipation was high (as was the HR over/under) for Brandon Backe’s first start back from a long DL stint and he didn’t disappoint, depending on your perspective. He didn’t really look good, but then he kept the Astros in it for the 4 innings he labored. Solo dongs in the 1st and 2nd set an ominous tone but Brandon settled somewhat and turned it over to Wright at 3-0 Rangers after doing all he could to keep the wheels on in the 4th.

Defensively, the Astros combined for sloppiness AND stellar plays. Kepp’s stab and throw DP in the 3rd was awesome. Q’s throw to 3rd in the 4th was not. Guther snagged a blistering fly ball headed to the wall and was able to gun it to 1st in time for huge DP in the 5th.

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The Good Guys scratched one out in the 5th on a 2-out double by Estad followed by a single by Q. They got closer in the 6th with a run on a Kepp walk, Miggy single and then a sneaky single into right by Lee. A Berkman walk loaded them up with no outs for PENCE!!! No dice, K. Kaz up next and Taylor Teagarden had a whiff of his own, letting a pitch sail right past his glove to the backstop, scoring Miggy. That’s all they could do for that threat but it was a whole new ballgame.

Wright did an excellent job holding back the Rangers for 2.2, he had a huge K of Davis, the last batter he faced, with a runner on 2nd and 1 out. Arias then came in and K’d Teagarden for his only work.

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Top 8, Beaker senses there’s some actual drama to be had from this god-forsaken match up and takes matters into his own hands. The hometown boy delivered a textbook Arlington fly ball to deep center that landed on the grassy knoll. Go, Arlington Boy, GO! That ended up being all the Astros needed on this night, despite the insurance run on a SWEET triple by Bourn later in the inning.

Papa Grande’s first save opportunity since returning from the DL was interesting. A leadoff single, but then a ground out FC, a steal of 2nd, then a K. Next batter, PH AndrUw Jones laced a liner into RF. PENCE!!! says, “I ain’t done dazzlin’!” and dives for the catch and the win!

Fucking good thing this interleague shit is over. What? Eh? Oh.

“It’s Fair! Holy Shit!” Blum mobbed at 1st again!

Posted on June 12, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, June 11, 2009

FTC 1
Astros 2
F-13

W: Fulchino (2-1) | L: Ascanio (0-1)

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“It’s fair! Holy shit!” The exact words that came out of my mouth as I’m having a discussion with my boss about something I can’t remember. He’s a pretty cool guy and I have a pretty cool job but even he was a bit taken aback. He knows that every so often I have to keep an eye on an afternoon game to write about later and unless I have clients in the office, he has no problem with it. The reason I’m telling you all this is that I never would have had my expletive exclamation at the time I had it had events in the game turned out the way it was headed. 9 innings. Pitcher’s duel. Over by 5. Recap by 6. Meeting with boss. BAM!

Enough about me, here’s the story. Russ Ortiz had a hell of an outing. He kept the mighty FTC in check to the tune of 3 hits and 3 walks through 5.1 without allowing a run. It was precarious at times, 1st and 3rd with 1 out in the 2nd after the Good Guys got 1 in the 1st was worrisome but the well-turned DP took care of things.

Dempster settled in and had the Astros on their heels, never able to capitalize on men-on-base situations. He effectively shut ’em down the rest of his 7. 1-0 Astros.

As Ortiz approached 90 pitches into the 6th, he walked fucking Dempster to leadoff the inning, then gave up a double-play ball to Miggy’s left, who flipped to Kepp for 1, then on to Twinkie for 2 single into CF to the Temper Tantrum to leave 1st and 3rd with no one out. Coop kept his faith in Ortiz and it paid off with a big K of Terry-o to put the inning-ending DP back into play. Then Coop went match-up, bringing in Byrdak to face Fuku. Tim slidered him into submission then blew the FB by him for out #2. Arias was next to face Lee, who grounded sharply to Kepp to FUCK THE CUBS!!! Sorry, that just came out.

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If you haven’t seen this, do yourself a favor and click the link. That WAS the 7th inning.

Sampson ho-hummed the 8th.

LaTroy jogged out to the mound to save a 1-0 lead in the 9th and he faced the heart of the FTC order. Fuku made him work, fouling off 4 before grounding out to 2nd. Next batter Lee turned on a high slider and deposited the ball into the RF seats. Shitfuck!

We gotta fast forward here. Bottom 13 and the FTCs Ascanio is on his 2nd inning in relief. First batter Miggy is out on a nice play by Scales off of Ascanio’s foot. Tejada’s slide into 1st made it look more routine than it should have. Next up, newly patient Beaker takes a pass, then steals 2nd as Michaels Ks. 2 out for Twinkie, who’s put on intentionally to bring up interim manager Blum, with last night’s heroics still dancing around in his spiked 80’s ‘doo.

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Tejada tows offense

Posted on June 3, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Rockies 2
Astros 3
F-11

W: Ortiz (3-2) | L: Fogg (0-1)
HR: Miggy

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The game was slipping away in familiar fashion. Down 2-1 in the 9th inning after fine work by Paulino and the pen kept them in it, the man who earlier drove in the lone Astros run came up with 1st and 3rd and no out. Tejada delivered again. It wasn’t hard-hit – that would come later – but his shallow fly that dropped in front of the Rockies right fielder got Pudge, the tying run, home to give the Good Guys new life.

No, he don't sell popcorn.

No, he don't sell popcorn.

Cut to the bottom of the 11th. 1 out against Josh Fogg, Tejada delivered again. A lined laser into the Crawford Boxes ended the game and emptied the Astros dugout for a bouncy celebration at home plate. They should be happy. Miggy’s walk-off broke a 0-22 losing streak when trailing after 6 this season.

Tejada’s 4-6 night raised his BA from a league-leading .353 to league-leading .362 and gave the Astros a needed boost against the similarly struggling Rockies. On a night when more questionable moves by Coop could have sunk the effort, Miggy’s blast electrified the huge crowd that remained at MMP.

Paulino had one of his best outings of the season, going 6 with 7 Ks. His 2 runs were allowed in the 4th on back-to-back doubles and an RBI single. 5 relievers gave a scoreless inning each and the defense was solid, one of the stand-out plays came from new arrival Matt Kata. With the go-ahead run on 2nd in the top of the 11th, a sharp grounder by Fowler up the middle was snagged by Kata on a dive to his right, a bullet throw to Lance from his knee just got the runner to end the inning.

The 4-game series continues tonight at 7:05 with Marquis vs. Moehler.
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Kvetch in the Talk Zone

Sunday Satisfaction

Posted on May 31, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Astros 2
Pie’roots 1

W: Hampton (3-4) | L: Maholm (3-2) | S: Hawkins (6)

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I played golf this morning. I broke 100. I drank beer. It was a good day. The Astros beat the Pirates 2-1 in a pitcher’s duel of sorts. A satisfying Sunday.

I got home by the top of the 4th and the score was already 1-1. Hampton had been dealing, giving up just a solo shot in the bottom of the 1st to McLouth, one of only three hits Hampton gave up to that point and for the rest of his 7 innings. Ground balls the order of the day. In fact, all of the Pirate balls-in-play for outs were ground balls. JD says, “I could play the outfield today.”

The Astros got their 1 early run in the top of the 2nd. After a Twinkie walk, Michaels moved him to 2nd on a deep fly ball to the wall in center. Then Q knocked a chopper up the middle past the infield and Lance staggered around 3rd as McLouth airmailed his throw to the backstop.

Nifty defense helped Hampton out a few times but Pirates ne’er sniffed a threat all game. Aye!

The decider came in one fine piece of offensive puppetutes pompitus pizmotality. With 1 out in the 7th, Hampton singled after JD suggested he go deep. Slacker. Maysonet then singled and with Miggy up, Maholm’s 1-1 pitch clanked off Diaz’ glove and the runner’s advanced to 2nd and 3rd. Miggy then floated one over Dirty Sanchez’ head into shallow center sending Hampton home with the game winnah!

Sampson and Hawk did their jobs just fine, thank you! Astros walk away with a series win and a semi-high note heading home for 4 vs. the Rukkakies. I heard Brownie say something about Valverde joining the team for this series and stepping up his rehab in hopes for a return from the DL soon.

Pen frustrates in finale

Posted on May 22, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

Thursday, May 22, 2009

Brewers 4
Astros 3

W: McClung (1-1) | L: Fulchino (0-1) | S: Hoffman (11)

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Tonight’s test was a frustrating one. Roy gave up 10 hits, the most since late last season but held a 3-1 lead when he handed over his 1st-and-2nd-1-out jam in the 7th to Jeff Fulchino. Roy had gotten out of his own trouble all night, surviving 2 bases-loaded-1-out innings allowing only 1 run. Fulchino plunked Braun, then Byrdak gave up a 2-run double to Fielder, then Sampson gave up an RBI double to Hart. The Astros ended up dropping the series finale with the Brewers, 4-3.

The real highlights of this game though were the 4 SnSers behind the plate. I couldn’t pass up the chance to weave them into this recap. Let’s go!

No sign of the guys at the 1st pitch.

No sign of the guys at the 1st pitch.

They missed Penis Face Dick Nose's 2-out triple but were there in time to see Lard Ass K.

They missed Penis Face Dick Nose's 2-out triple but were there in time to see Lard Ass K.

The Good Guys got on the board in the 2nd with a single by Lee and the a bomb by PENCE!!! against the wall in center. They added another in the 4th on Miggy’s solo tater against the left center field wall.

One of Roy’s jams was in the 5th when he gave up a lead-off double that was erased on a FC, then 2 singles to load ’em with one out. Roy got the ground ball to Blum who got it to Kepp in time for the out at 2nd but the throw to 1st was too late and the run scored. 3-1 Astros.

The bottom of the inning was wild. With 2 out, Twinkie singled and Lee walked. PENCE!!! then singled to left and Lance raced around 3rd and reached home as Kendall gloved the ball. Lance slid south of the plate and appeared to get his hand down on the only open spot of the plate before Kendall made the tag. Let’s see what our guys think:

The call....?

The call....?

SAFE!!!

SAFE!!!

Nope. Delfin Colon saw it differently. You tell me. Who has the better angle?

Lance went uncharacteristically apeshit and Colon wasted no time in tossing him, and then when some old guy who kind of looked like a manager came out and started yelling, he got tossed too.

I explained how the game got away up top. It sucked. But I did want to leave you with this moment of zen:

"Man, look at that guy behind home plate..." -JD
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