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  • Articles posted by MusicMan (Page 25)

Things that happen while you’re sleeping

Posted on June 19, 2007 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Angels, 6/18/07
Score: Angels 10, Astros 9
W: Rordriguez (1-2) L: Borkowski (1-1)
Homeruns: Scott (7), Lamb (6)
March to 3000: 2,990 (1-6, one gawdawful throw)
Read Alyson’s Report Here: Footer
Or the AP recap here: Yahoo!

Once again, we repeat our mantra: Fuck the West Coast.
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At least it was quick

Posted on June 11, 2007 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Cubs, 6/11/07
Score: Cubs 2, Astros 1
W: Zambrano (7-5) L: Williams (2-9) S: Dempster (13)
Homeruns: Zambrano (2). Yes, that Zambrano.
March to 3000: 2,980 (0-4, 2 K, now .219 for the season)
Read Alyson’s Report Here: Footer
Or the AP recap here: Yahoo!

That game was very much like sex with a Cub fan: quick, ugly, and rather unsatisfying.
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Rocky Mountain Low

Posted on June 7, 2007 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Rockies, 6/7/07
Score: Rockies 7, Astros 6
W: Affeldt (3-1) L: Wheeler (0-2)
Homeruns: Berkman ( 8 ), Taveras (1), Tulowitzki (3)
March to 3000: 2,979 (0-1 in a PH appearance)
Read [s”>Alyson’s[/s”> Tony DeMarco’s Report Here: Astros.com
Or the AP recap here: Yahoo!

Daytime baseball, and Berkman not yet suspended. Sounds good to me. Little did I know.
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What? A recap??

Posted on May 22, 2007 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Fuck the West Coast.

Fuck Charter Communications and the 24 hours I’ve been without Internet service.

Fuck this case of strep throat.

Oh – a recap?

Giants 4, Astros 0.
W – Lowry; L – Sampson

The punch-and-judy offense continues, aided by some Barker-esque baserunning by Lee and a hilarious routine of “who’s covering first?” in the 6th.

Love that Reds bullpen

Posted on May 8, 2007 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Reds, 5/7/07
Score: Astros 5, “Chili”-eaters 4
W: Roy Oswalt (5-2) L: Kyle Lohse (1-3) S: Wheels (6)
Homeruns: Dunn (9), Gonzalez 2 (7)
March to 3000: 2,961 (1×4)
Read Alyson’s Report Here: Footer
Or the AP recap here: Yahoo!

Oh, what a night.

Let’s start with Ryan Freel, whom I sincerely hope is seeking endorsement opportunities with Aflac. Read More

That just wasn’t pretty

Posted on April 24, 2007 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Phillies, 4/23/07
Score: Phanatics 11, Astros 4
W: Eaton (2-1) L: Sampson (2-1)
Homeruns: A. Rodriguez 2 (14). According to ESPN, nothing else matters.
March to 3000: 2,946 (1×4, HR)
Read Alyson’s Substitute’s Report Here: Santoliquito
Or the AP recap here: Yahoo!

Credit to Santoliquito for the perfect summary:

Chris Sampson knew there would be nights like this, when his mechanics are slightly off, his out-pitch sinker isn’t sinking very well and everything is up in the strike zone, tantalizing out there to be swatted.

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