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wE haVe YoUr pITchR. sENd uS a BULLDOZER or U wIl nEVEr sEE ur OZWALT agIn.

Posted on June 4, 2008 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Pirates, 6/4/08
Pirates 5, Astros 2

W: Duke (3-4) L: Oswalt (4-6) S: Capps (12)
HR: Pvt. Wigginton (3)
AP recap
Footer

Two who can say it better than I – the lovely Ms. Footer:

Call this loss uninspired. … The few who took in the Astros-Pirates game watched the home team prevail, 5-2, thanks to timely hitting aided by a sluggish Houston defense that could have prevented at least two runs with a tiny bit more effort.

And pravata:

Lee hestitates on a liner to left and it drops, Matsui misplays a one hopper, Tejada lets a grounder bounce off his glove, the dumbass rundown, wild pitch, no one can hit the ball with runners on. Hose down day at the monkey cage.

And sad to say, the defensive “effort” might be secondary to the fact that Roy still looks nothing like Roy Oswalt, Pitching Ace.

I leave you with these thoughts:
Roy Oswalt, 2008: 5.38 ERA, 1.46 WHIP, 16 HR/82 IP
Woody Williams, 2007: 5.27 ERA, 1.43 WHIP, 35 HR/188 IP

This Week in Baseball – SnS style

Posted on June 2, 2008 by MusicMan in SnS TWIB

Week of: May 26 – June 1, 2008

Welcome to a new, and possibly recurring, feature on Sns: a recap of the last week in the world of baseball – with an Astros focus, to be sure, but also spanning the globe to find the agony of a Cubs defeat.
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Episode 39: In which my man-crush on Lance Berkman starts to border on the unseemly

Posted on May 13, 2008 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Giants, 5/12/08
Astros 7, Giants 3

W: Oswalt (4-3) L: Chulk (0-1) S: Ponche (9)
HR Berkman (13), some guy who is not Berkman (4)

Footer on the scene to capture Berkman’s majesty
Box score of tribute to Lance
AP/ESPN/mere mortals

The Houston Berkmans again were Berkmanesque on Monday night, gaining a 7-3 Berkman over the San Francisco Giants of Lesser Manhood than Lance Berkman.Read More

Haren “outduels” Sampson

Posted on April 29, 2008 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Diamondbacks, 4/28/08
DBacks 5, Astros 3

W: Haren (4-1) L: Sampson (1-3) S:Lyon (8)

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AP/ESPN
Box score

When your wobbly #5 pitcher faces a Cy Young candidate, you’d better do everything right. The Astros did not as a team, and Sampson certainly did not individually.
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A two-game sweep is still a sweep

Posted on April 24, 2008 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Astros at Reds, 4/24/08
Astros 5, Reds 3

W: Cassel (1-0) L: Cueto (1-2) S: Valverde (3)
HR: Berkman (6)

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AP/ESPN

Jack Cassel fought his way through some early struggles, helped himself at the plate, and watched the offense come through with just enough to make the Early Bird Special another winner, winner, chicken dinner.Read More

Ah, so THIS is what WadeSmith had planned

Posted on April 22, 2008 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Padres at Astros, 4/21/2008
Astros 10, Padres 3
W: Oswalt (2-3) L: Germano (0-2)
HR: Berkman (5), Tejada (4), Edmonds (1), Gonzalez (3)
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AP/ESPN

Speed, pitching, defense, and big boppers in the middle. Look no further than the first inning:

Bourn draws another walk, steals second. Kaz bunts him to third and ends up reaching with a single. Tejada drills a single to Anaheim Jimmy, 1-0. Berkman promptly clears the bases with a bomb to RCF, and all the sudden, Roy is sitting on a 4-0 lead.
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