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  • Articles posted by MusicMan (Page 14)

What a weird wild ride

Posted on August 10, 2011 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Astros at Diamondbacks, 8/9/2011:
Snakes 11, Astros 9
W: Owings (6-0), L: Lopez (2-5), S: Putz (27)
HR: Martinez (4), Bogusevic (1), Paredes (1), Upton (23)

So, it’s been a while since your humble recapper showed up. If
ever there was a game to recap, well… I don’t know, this
really might not have been the one to choose. But such
is life, such is baseball (as Ken Burns would say, they are
always linked), and so away we go with the summary of
last night’s action.

CB Bucknor was behind the plate – so we could expect nothing
less than complete incompetence. We’d get it in the
upcoming frames, but first Lyles would get things
started by allowing a first inning run; after recording
two outs, an Upton single and a Montero double, that Martinez
errantly broke in on, gave the Diamondbacks the first of many
runs on the night. The Astros would take the lead when JD
drove a ball over the LF wall to make it 2-1, then Bogusevic made
it 4-1 on a drive to LCF that absolutely must be seen to believe (you
can check it out at MLB’s site, but for some reason they
keep their video proprietary). As for Lyles, everything
seemed to be going smoothly until the sixth inning, when a
little bad luck and a few too many bad pitches made what was
a 7-1 lead now a 7-7 tie, and then Lopez teed one to Upton that
promptly made it 9-7. Paredes then cut the lead to 9-8 on a big
fly to RF. It looks as though the Astros would be able to tie things
up in the top of the 8th, but Bogusevic was rung up on a tough
check swing call to keep the lead at 9-8. But Iron Rod couldn’t
keep things close, allowing 2 more in the bottom, and we all
expected that would be that, and the Astros would have simply
run out of things that would have interested the tired fans; but
y’know, baseball never quite works that way.

How did the Astros threaten in the top of the eighth inning?
Oh, you would have to see it to believe it – it was purely
Little League stuff. Bourgeois bunted with Barmes on, and like
Yackball, things went haywire in a hurry. Hernandez lets the ball drop
so he can get the double play, but throws to first like
Hakeem is manning the bag, allowing Barmes to spring to second
in time for the safe call (which was questionable to begin with).
This sent the GZ into a tizzy.

Top 9, Paredes and Q get one out singles, and Barmes almost
homers to the LF corner, instead garnering a ground-rule double
and making it 11-9. Downs PH for Boojwah, and
needless to say, Bucknor had to inject himself into the game (and
keep with his M.O) by giving a 3-1 pitch 6 inches inside a
strike call, and deflating Downs for the next pitch K.

Just like that, it was two out and effectively game over, as
Altuve grounded out to Putz on a nice diving play to end it.

(PS – like Paredes, this recap hits better from the left side.)

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Nats are quite the gracious hosts

Posted on September 21, 2010 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Astros at Nationals, 9/20/2010
Astros 8, gNats 2
W: Norris (9-8), L: Livan (10-12)
HR: Quintero(!) (4), Blum(!!) (2)

Things didn’t start well, as Bud gave up two in the first; just a one out walk-single-double combo that had you saying “uh oh”. Fortunately, Bud settled down from there, going 6 2/3 innings with only those two runs allowed. (Note to “Norris to the bullpen” faction: this is what good starters do – they push through and get you quality innings even after struggles.)

Even more fortunately, the Astros went on to win for the 10th time in Bud’s last 11 starts.

CJ started the rally in the 5th, down 2-1, with a leadoff double. Then the Nationals did what bad teams do, falling apart with multiple errors and home runs. The end result was a 7 run frame that effectively ended the game, including Q fishing one into the left field seats, and Blum turning on one for a bomb over the RF bully.

Byrdak cleaned up a bases loaded jam in the 7th by striking out Dunn, and that was that.

Hurry, Astros! There are only 12 games left to reach .500!

Astros win 4-2

Posted on September 14, 2010 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Brewers at Astros, 9/13/2010
Astros 4, Brewers 2
W: Myers (12-7) L: Kintzler (0-1) S:Lindstrom (23)
HR: Hart (28, Crawford Boxes special)

A great disturbance was felt in the force… of gravity. Prince Fielder was on the bench for Monday’s game due to the infamous “fly-like symptoms”. This forced the remaining Brewers to completely recalibrate their approach in the field due to the lack of pull towards the first-base line.

Brett Myers was his usual self: 7 innings, 10 strikeouts, six hits, and the only run coming on a Hart Foundation solo shot into the boxes. The Astros put together a lot of hits, but were unable to string together more than an opening frame run. This was due in no small part to Face of the Franchise Hunter Pence, who managed to leave 6 runners on base in addition to the one he erased on a GIDP. Fortunately, his teammates picked him up in the 7th, as Lee, Johnson, and Manzella strung together 2-out RBI singles for the three runs that would make the difference.

The win moves the Astros to six games under .500. Hurry, Astros! There are only 18 games left to reach .500!

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JA, dat ist gut

Posted on August 30, 2010 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Cardinals at Astros, 8/30/2010
Astros 3, Polesmokers 0
W: Happ (5-2) L: Westbrook (7-10)
No save? Damn right.

JA “don’t call me J-A” Happ spun a 2-hit shutout Monday night to deal another blow to the reeling Cardinals.
Since June 1:
Astros 43-37
Jakes 39-38

Happ was as dominant as anything you could hope for. He faced 28 batters. He threw 4 pitches from the strech outside of the third inning, where he walked the leadoff hitter. He got 4 outs from Pujols in 3 at bats.

Much more of this, and we’ll speak of him in the same hushed tones as Angel Sanchez. Thanks, Ed.

Meanwhile, the Astros got on the board in the first when Lee blooped a 2-out pitch right on the RF line that then caromed wildly toward the wall, and Thunderpants raced through a stop sign (unsurprisingly) to score the run. They would later add two in the seventh, with Wallace providing a key double.

Ordinarily, a 1-run game would have seemed tense, but there was never any sense that the Co-Ards could score while Happ was pitching.

Let’s do this again tomorrow, shall we?

10-4 good buddy

Posted on August 10, 2010 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Braves at Astros, 8/9/2010
Astros 10, Braves 4
Winner: Byrdak the Vulture (2-1)
Loser: Bo the Bailer (Patti: “Next time don’t duck like a little chicken”)
HR: Heyward (12), McCann (16)

Norris labored into the seventh inning, surrendering bombs from Heyward and McCann (who teed off on an egregious “get it over” slider). Fortunately, he was helped by some strong plays like Thunderpants throwing out the pitcher for a 9-3 groundout. Even more fortunately, Wallace is still new enough to cover the bag on the play. Wouldn’t be the last little league play of the night.

(This happens every time one of these floozy Braves starts poontangin’ around with those show folks.)

Lee, Johnson, and Wallace combined to give Norris three runs of support in the fourth, and Bud looked like he might settle in to a rocking chair. Unfortunately, McCann’s HR in the seventh changed all that, and set up Tim Byrdak for the vulture.

The Astros rallied in the bottom of the frame, featuring the Good Guys’ historical whipping boy Kyle Farnsworth giving up four baserunners and only recording one out. Afterwards, he was told by Bobby Cox, “leave, don’t go home, and don’t go eat, and don’t play with yourself.” The rally was capped by an egregious case of slapdickery that pushed matters to their final score of 10-4.

Just two more games to put our last beatings on Bobby Cox. After this season, we can all look on and agree that a legend and an out-of-work bum look alot alike.

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The Kids Are Alright

Posted on August 3, 2010 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Astros at Cardinals, 8/2/2010
Astros 9, Cardinals 4
W: Figueroa (3-1) L: MacDougal (1-1)
HR: Some STL scrub (26)

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