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Astros Spit On Yankees’ Broom

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Sphinx Drummond in Game Recaps

McCullers and Bullpen put on a display in 4-1 victory

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Everyone talks about how great of a franchise the New York Yankees are. Of course they’ve won more World Series than any other team. No other team has won even half as many World Series as the Yankees have.

I want to talk about Yankee losses. The Yankees have lost over 7,618 games. The Astros have only lost 4,459 games. The Astros would have to lose 3,159 games in a row and the Yankees would have to win 3,159 games in a row before the Astros could be as big of losers as the Yankees are. My friends, that ain’t happening. I think it is safe to say the Yankees will always be bigger losers than the Astros.

Monday and Tuesday the Yankees attempted to make a dent in the deficit by winning the first two games of the series. Wednesday, the Astros Lance McCullers said he’d seen enough and with Wotan’s blessing, he went out and pitched a gem. McCullers worked 6 innings, striking out 10 while surrendering 5 hits and two base on balls, giving up only one run on a solo homer by Brian McCann. Ken Giles, Luke Gregerson, and Will Harris were all outstanding, each working an unblemished inning with Harris picking up his 11th save.

The Astros scored all four of their runs off Yankee starter Masahiro Tanaka who lasted 5 innings. Colby Rasmus broke out of his 0 for 30 slump with a 2 run dinger, Carlos Correa drove in his 65th RBI. Carlos Gomez knocked in his 29 RBI before leaving the game with a hammy injury. Jose Altuve picked up 2 more hits and his average is at .357, his OPS is .988.

The Rangers lost on Wednesday, the lead over the Astros is now 2.5. No game on Thursday. Astros travel to Detriot and face the Tigers in a game that starts at 6:10 pm CST. Colin McHugh starts for the Good Guys and Matt Boyd for the Tigers.

OMG OMG Bregman’s Here, Bregman’s Here to Save the Day

Posted on July 26, 2016 by BudGirl in Uncategorized

Yankees 2, Astros 1
W: Pineda, L: Keuchel, S: Miller
mlb recap

This game was supposed to be the one for the ages. Some people seemed to be more excited about Bregman being called up than Correa (I hope its not a racist thing). Personally, both call ups excited me. I am glad to see him succeed and have his opportunity, but I think it is a bit unfair to assume he is Altuve. He’s only played one game so far.

Great defensive plans in the game, both Correa and Bregman flashing some leader. Springer had the offensive highlight, a lead-off HR. It really felt like a good night was going to happen. Knoxbanedoodle seemed to be psychic on the night.

Totally bullshit hot take, granted, but it’s been my experience this year that leadoff bombs are often the chief highlights in otherwise punchless efforts. Hope that’s not the case tonight.

The Astros had their chances but came up short. Bregman remains hitless in the major leagues. Keuchel did a good job pitching, it is nice to see him have good outings, especially this time of the season. Otherwise this game was similar to the other 44 they’ve lost. 7 LOBs will make Astros fans sad.

Yankees @ Astros – Welcome to the Show, Mr. Bregman

Posted on July 25, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Yankees @ Astros

July 25-27, 2016

I remember Sean Bergman.  You might remember Sean Bergman.  I’d bet that very few outside of this site remember Sean Bergman.

You probably shouldn’t remember Sean Bergman because he was an unremarkable starting pitcher for the Astros in the late 1990s.  Before coming to the Astros in 1998 he was unremarkable for the Tigers and Padres.  In 1998 he posted a career-best 12 wins and 3.72 ERA but was overshadowed by Shane Reynolds, Lima Time, and eventually Randy Johnson; in 1999 he was overshadowed by Reynolds, Lima, and Mike Hampton (in wins) and by Chris Holt (in losses).  The Astros cut him during the 1999 stretch run, and although he was picked up by the Braves he did not make their postseason roster.  He posted a 9+ ERA for the Twins in 2000, never pitched in the majors after that, and according to Wikipedia now coaches elementary school PE and middle school girls basketball in Ohio.

I think the only reason I remember Sean Bergman is because of a single game of his in 1999.  Entering games on June 1, the Astros were in first place (but only barely, after having been swept by the fucking Pirates) and Bergman was not pitching as well as he had the previous year.  Being 16 years old and fairly myopic, I made a prediction: Bergman would get his season back on track that night by throwing a complete game shutout and earning the win.  He actually did precisely that… sort of: he threw seven scoreless innings at the old County Stadium in Milwaukee, and after the Astros broke a scoreless tie in the 7th the game was called in the top of the 8th due to rain.  It was arguably his best start as an Astro and his last shutout starting appearance of his career.

The only reason I dredge up this sort-of-cool story about an unremarkable pitcher from two decades ago is because of the similarities in Alex Bregman’s and Sean Bergman’s last names.  I’m not clinically dyslexic but my brain sees them as the same name.  In fact, I almost wish that Bregman’s name was Bergman; “Bergman” rolls off the tongue a little easier and bears a strong resemblance to “Berkman”.

The storylines aren’t the same and the two guys appear to have very different career trajectories, but they’ll always be linked together in my head, just like cannibalism and the song “Farmer in the Dell”.  And if the Baseball Gods are real, there can be only one outcome for Alex Bregman’s debut: he must pitch a complete game shutout.

Monday, July 25 – 7:10pm CDT
Michael Pineda (4-9, 5.25) vs. Dallas Keuchel (6-9, 4.70)

Pineda had an awful start to his season, including giving up six runs to the Astros in his season opener, and ended May at 2-6 with a 6.92 ERA.  He has improved drastically since then, although he has had recent struggles against both types of Sox.  He’s coming off six shutout innings and eight strikeouts against the Orioles.

Don’t look now, but Keuchel has strung together six straight quality starts, and with his last start in Oakland he would’ve won his fourth straight decision if not for a late bullpen collapse.  It’s also well-documented that he loves him some pinstripe hitters: since 2014 he is 3-1 with a 1.88 ERA against Yankee lineups.

Tuesday, July 26 – 7:10pm CDT
CC Sabathia (5-8, 4.04) vs. Doug Fister (10-6, 3.42)

On June 16, Sabathia pitched six innings of one-run ball to beat the Twins and notch his ERA down to 2.20.  Things have been pretty terrible for him in his six starts since, going 0-4 with a 7.46 ERA and nearly doubling his season ERA.  Somehow he’s managed to pitch to the Astros only once since they joined the AL: in 2014 he got worked for six runs in as many innings.  That’s not terribly meaningful but it is what it is.

Fister was nails in his last start in Oakland, pitching seven shutout innings en route to his 10th win of the year.  He hasn’t faced the Yankees since 2013 and their roster has decent success against him over his career, hitting .288 with an .811 OPS.

Wednesday, July 27 – 7:10pm CDT
Masahiro Tanaka (7-2, 3.00) vs. Lance McCullers (5-4, 3.33)

The Astros have never had too much trouble with Tanaka, beating him twice last year (including in the Wild Card Game) and scoring two runs off him on Opening Day this year.  After an up-and-down month of June, Tanaka has had an excellent July (2-0, 1.48) and the Yanks have won seven straight starts of his.

Despite floundering very late in a 9th inning he probably shouldn’t have seen, McCullers’ last start was easily his best of the year, going 8+ innings and allowing only one run against the Angels.  He has never faced the Yankees nor many of their hitters, but he does love himself some pitching at Minute Maid, where he is 4-1 with a 1.86 ERA this season.

Angels @ Astros – The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Angels @ Astros

July 22-24, 2016

The Astros made a highly anticipated roster move on Thursday night, sending AJ Reed down to AAA and calling up…

…Preston Tucker.

Friday, July 22 – 7:10pm CDT
Matt Shoemaker (5-9, 4.08) vs. Lance McCullers (4-4, 3.61)

Shoemaker is beginning to make an early bid for Astro-killer status.  The modern-day Francisco Cordova has piled up the innings against Houston this season, averaging over seven innings per start with a 2.02 ERA in those starts.  Fortunately this hasn’t necessarily translated into wins for the Angels who are 1-2 in Shoemaker’s starts against the Astros.  Shoemaker is coming off his best start of the year, a complete-game five-hit shutout of the Pale Hose in which he walked none and struck out 13.

McCullers deserved better than to get a loss in last weekend’s 1-0 game in Seattle.  He has one start against the Angels this year, allowing one run over 5.2 innings in a June no-decision.

Saturday, July 23 – 6:10pm CDT
Jered Weaver (8-7, 5.02) vs. Collin McHugh (6-6, 4.25)

The beginning of the season wasn’t very kind to Weaver but he’s riding some recent momentum with two straight starts of allowing one run.  The Astros have not had any trouble with him, though: in two starts against Houston he is 0-2 with a 7.94 ERA and a whopping seven home runs allowed.

Four walks aside, McHugh last start in Seattle was a pretty good game, shutting out the M’s over six innings with ten strikeouts and earning his first win since May 30.  He has also been effective against the Angels this year with a 2.77 ERA against them in two starts.

Sunday, July 24 – 1:10pm CDT
Tim Lincecum (2-3, 6.59) vs. Mike Fiers (6-4, 4.75)

Lincecum’s return from the scrap heap has been all downhill since his six-inning one-run debut.  The Astros played a part in that, getting five runs in less than five innings in his third start.  He hasn’t finished a 6th inning or allowed fewer than three runs since his debut and his WHIP has nudged over 2.

Fiers may be listed as Houston’s probable starter right now, but after his bad start in Oakland I wouldn’t be surprised to see that change before Sunday.  Fiers now has two straight games in which he didn’t make it out of the 4th inning and I have to wonder if his outburst at Hinch in the dugout might, combined with Feldman’s huge resurgence in the bullpen, might be the beginning of the end for him as a starter.  Fiers has only faced the Angels once this year and it wasn’t good: seven runs allowed over 3.2 innings back in late May.

Winsday!

Posted on July 21, 2016 by Sphinx Drummond in Game Recaps

Doug Fister and Chris Devenski combine to shutout the A’s 7-0

WP: Fister (10-6)

LP: Mendgen (1-5)

Box Score

Game Zone

Jake Marisnick and the Astros pounded the Daniel Mendgen and the A’s Wednesday to avoid sweep. After dropping this year’s first three Wednesday games, the Astros have now won 12 Wednesdays in a row.

Fast working Doug Fister limited the A’s to 4 hits and gave away 2 free passes while striking out 5 in 7 solid innings to become the first Astro pitcher to reach double figures in wins. The Astros are 13 and 6 in Fister’s 19 starts. Chris Devenski followed Fister with a perfect 2 innings of relief, striking out 3.

The Astros opened an early lead with one run in the first and 2 runs in the second inning. Jake Marisnick led the hit parade with 2 hits, Jose Altuve and George Springer also added 2 hits apiece. Carlos Correa drove in three runs and in the post game interview mentioned Altuve getting on base so often as the reason he is leading the team in RBI.

Altuve is something like 12 for last 17. He went 8 for 12 with 2 walks for the three games in Oakland and extended his road hitting streak to 19 games. He is amazing, he is hitting like you used to see Rod Carew or Tony Gwynn hit, but with more power than they ever displayed.

The Astros are 20-14 in day games this season.

The Astros are off on Thursday, this is good, they are horrible on Thursdays with a 1-8 record. On Friday, the Astros will  host the Angels. Lance McCullers (4-4) takes the mound against the Angels’ Matt Shoemaker (5-9).

Thanks a lot, Jake

Posted on July 20, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

July 19, 2016

A’s 4, Astros 3 (10 innings)

W: Rzepczynski (1-0) L: Neshek (2-2)

Box score

Game Zone

Win Probability – boy, that escalated quickly

Well, things started out well.  Valbuena got himself the rarely seen “bat flip on a single in the third inning” to take a 1-0 lead, driving in Altuve.  Springer managed to homer to dead center.  Correa brought in Altuve after a triple.  Keuchel was cruising.  Through 6, it was 3-0.

Damn, things fell apart faster than the GZ thread.

Manager Jake Marisnick left Keuchel in for over 110 pitches, which put runners on 2nd and 3rd with one out.  He then decided to call on key offseason acquisition Jake Marisnick, who immediately allowed a double to make it 3-2.  Some chump in CF cut off a liner to get the second out, allowing him to escape the inning without further damage.

In the 9th, the Astros turned to All-Star closer Jake Marisnick, who promptly allowed back-to-back doubles with one out, tying the game.

In the 10th, the Astros loaded the bases with 2 outs, but Other Jake Marisnick (at DH instead of CF last night) grounded out to end the inning – at least he didn’t hurt himself swinging.

In the bottom of the 10th, two out and a man on first, the Astros turned to their only lefty in the pen, Jake Marisnick.  His season-long troubles continued as he issued a walk, then an infield grounder between Jake Marisnick and Jake Marisnick.  Shortstop Jake Marisnick fielded it, double clutched, then threw wide of the plate, allowing the winning run.

Hopefully, Jake Marisnick will have been removed from the roster by the afternoon conclusion of this series so that the Astros can salvage their season.

 

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