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There’s no success like failure, and failure’s no success at all.

Posted on May 30, 2011 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps, News

Diamondbacks 4, Astros 2

WP: Heilman (4-0)
LP: Fulchino (1-3)

A day late and a dollar short. Behind the eight ball. On the southern end of a northbound train. The Edsel. On a downhill slide. There’s no success like failure, and failure’s no success at all. Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.

Luck can’t last a lifetime unless you die young. Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there. If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.

Only the mediocre are always at their best. Things don’t go wrong, they simply happen. The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. To hit bottom is to fall from grace. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened, it won’t last. Always expect the worst, and you will never be disappointed.

Every solution breeds new problems. Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out. If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.

VENOMOUS

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Dark Star in Featured, News, Series Previews

Arizona (26-24) vs. Houston (19-31)
May 27-29, 2011
Minute Maid Park

HOUSTON (SnS) – The Arizona Diamondbacks roll into town this weekend two games over .500 and in second place in the NL West, a couple of games out of first. Read More

Win Streak at 2

Posted on May 26, 2011 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Dodgers 1, Astros 2
W: Mark Melancon; L: Matt Guerrier

Recap and Boxscore

The Astros have won two series in a row. The longest game-win streak of the season is 3, but I’ll take winning series too.

This was a quick game, time wise. An-Rod gave up 1 run in 6 innings, a homerun to Matt Kemp. He had a pretty good game. He seems to be taking advantage of the opportunity given him.

The excitement came in the bottom of the ninth when JR “Rodeoclown” Towles hit a single to score Brian Bogusevic (pinch running for Brett Wallace who had doubled).

Next up are the hated (hahaha) Diamondbacks from Arizona. I think tickets are still available. I do know Saturday is Faith and Family night, Bayou Bash and Replica Jersey give away. Could be a fun time at MMP.

Bench tidbits:
A shout out to my nephew who is having his Eagle Scout presentation on Saturday. Way to go Thomas!

“Sure [they can tie the game]. Will they? Nah.”

Posted on May 24, 2011 by Ty in Tampa in Featured, Game Recaps

Monday, May 23, 2011

Dojers 3
Astros 4

W: Fulchino | L: Jansen

Limey’s preview
Game Zone

Who doesn’t love these kinds of games? Quality pitching from both sides. Tied at 1 late until the last gasps from your starter yields 2 and expectations are low for a late-inning surge, but the team comes through on their last chance. We may not get to see many like these this season – hell, wins period – but they sure are fun to watch.

For the most part, I only got to see the fun stuff at the end. I won’t bore you with things you’re likely not to care about but there was a hockey game going on tonight, too. The Dojers scored first on a solo dinger by Matt Kemp in the 2nd but the Astros answered in the 3rd when a 4-for-4 Bill Hall doubled off of starter Kershaw, then scored on a single by Q.

Norris held it together until with 2 outs the 7th, he gave up a ground-rule double to right. After intentionally walking Mitchell, he grooved an 0-2 FB to Ethier who smoked it past the mound to CF. Bourn uncharacteristically left the ball behind on his charge and had to race back to get it as the 2 runners on base crossed the plate.

FF to the bottom of the 9th, still 3-1 and Jansen on the bump. CJ K’d then newly-minted-badass Bill Hall singled. PH Downs also K’d mightily and it was not looking good for a comeback. PH Angel Sanchez did a fine job of working Jansen hard on a 11-pitch walk to bring up Bourn with 2 on. Both runners moved up on indifference, which ended up fucking the Dojers when Bourn slapped a screamer down the RF line that tied the game and left him standing on 2nd.

Jansen was seriously rattled at this point but Mattingly left him in and he promptly plunked Barmes. Up strolled Pence in another situation to be a hero and boy did he come through. A broken-bat single over the left side of the infield had Bourn gunning for home. The throw from LF was on target and on time, but for a sweet half-slide by Bourn that went wide toward the backstop but he got his hand down and slapped the plate before a tag could be laid. He did his best Willie “Mays” Hayes super-clap before chest-bumping Hall while the rest of the crew bounded out and started jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

So was I…so was I.

Astros vs. Dodgers: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into the Parking Lot

Posted on May 23, 2011 by Limey in Featured, Series Previews

The Astros just won a series.  On the road.  In a foreign country.  Against a team from the other league.

I’ll just let you ponder that for a moment…because I have something more mindblowing to tell you.Read More

Oh Yah, That’s Real Fine There Eh?

Posted on May 22, 2011 by Ron Brand in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 3, Jays 2

W: Rodriguez (3-3)
L: Drabek (3-3)
SV: Melancon (3)
HR: Pence!!! (6)

I didn’t get to see this one since the Rangers took over my cable system today. Hopefully that is only temporary.

Evidently the Good Guys showed up and played a fine one, taking a series from the Jays in Tranna by winning today, 3-2. Wandy went six, only allowing two solo homers. Wilton Lopez got a clutch double play in the seventh before walking Juan Rivera in the eighth with one out and throwing three high pitches to the next batter. Skipper Mills yanked the short chain and went to Melancon with a 2-1 count. The new closer struck out Arencibia and Davis to get to the ninth whereupon it got hairy indeed.

With two outs an infield single and a ringing double to right brought Bautista to the plate. Thankfully, challenge wasn’t on the menu and the HR leader was walked to load the bases full of evil portent.

Fuck that shit though, as mighty Melancon induced a groundout to end the game and preserve the win for Road Wandy.

Trade Bait Hunter Pence was an offensive star, tomahawking a two-run homer in the fifth to put the Good Guys ahead to stay.

Some abbreviated but still good stuff in the GZ. Now on to the City of Angels for some good corned beef hash at Canter’s and banana cream pie at the Apple Pan in between resurrecting what used to be a Blood Feud.

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