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Hooks Fighting Mad – Minor Recap

Posted on April 14, 2009 by Duman in From the Bus Stop

Yesterday in the minors was exciting even though only Lexington won.  Jordan Parraz’s first series against his former farm mates turned volatile in the 8th inning. Parraz while scoring the 6th run of the game for the visitors, collided with Hooks’ catcher Brian Esposito…. on a ground ball to short that forced a runner at first base.

“I guess for some reason, he thought I was trying to cover the plate, deke him or put a move on him,” Esposito said. “But I was clearly giving him the plate and didn’t even see it coming. I was looking down the first-base line toward the play and the next thing you know, I’m pulling myself off the ground. That’s the first time I’ve ever had that happen.”

When Parraz came up to bat in the 9th, Chris Salamida plunked his former teammate in Salem in the back.  That resulted in Salamida and Esposito being ejected from the game along with manager Luis Pujols.

“The problem I have about the ejection is that it was without warning,” Pujols said. “If the umpire knew that something could happen and you want to avoid people getting hurt, that’s what the warning is for.

“If (home plate umpire Myers) had any doubt, he could call me (over) and give the warning and stop the thing right there. Don’t let things happen and then run the manager, pitcher and catcher out. I don’t understand that.”

The outcome of the game was a 8-4 loss.  Brad James struggled in the first but garnered some measured praise from his manager.

“He was off in the first inning a little bit,” Pujols said. “He settled down after that. But I think he threw the ball better today than the last time I saw him pitch (against Class AAA Round Rock on April 7).

“But for his first outing of the year, I don’t worry too much about (the walks) right now.”

Colin Delome hit his second homer of the season to lead the offence.

Lou Palismano has headed back to extended spring training to rehab his injured shoulder.

Robert Bono brought back to back  0-4 win loss records into this season.  Two seasons of short season ball and not a single win.  That changed last night as Lexington beat Kannapolis 2-1 and Bono earned the win with 5 strong innings.

It feels good. But I’ve been doing it all along,” Bono said. “Just keep going out, throw the ball the same way. … Tonight, I was going right after it.”

The local paper reports that Bono “pitched like a crafty veteran over five shutout innings. Relying mostly on a sinking two-seam fastball and a curveball, he gave up five hits, no walks and struck out three.”

Brandon Barnes went 2 for 3 at the plate.  He like the Lexington team is having much different fortunes than a one year ago.  Last year, Barnes suffered through a 0-22 slump and was sent back down to extended spring training with a bingo batting average and striking out almost half the time.  At the same time, his team got out to a horrible start with the win loss record.  This year, through the first four games, the Legends are undefeated and Barnes is hitting .538 (7 out of 13) with 2 doubles, and zero strike outs.

It looks like Lancaster could use some help.  We predicted that the Lancaster team would be the weakest in the system and they are looking like it. Last night, they reached new lows by getting trounced 16-1 in their home opener.

The only highlights for the JetHawks is the C & C show.  Jason Castro had two doubles and is hitting .318 on the season.  Koby Clemens went 1 for 2 with two walks and is hitting .444 on the season.

Round Rock got it’s first look at Bud Norris.  Our reporter on the scene gave this report of his outing:

Spotty command
91ish FB
Pretty good breaking pitches

The Express got a three run homer from Marc Saccomanno to give them the lead after six innigns.  The lead didn’t last long as Omaha put up three in the 7th and three more in the 8th to send the Express to their 4th loss of the season 8-4.

Express pitchers are out of control.  They have walked 37 batters in 45 innings.

Pirates 7, Astros 0

Posted on April 13, 2009 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

W: Duke (2-0)
L: Moehler (0-2)

I will hereby put more effort into this recap than the Astros appeared to put into today’s game:

Moehler left with a sprained knee, Matsui left with a stiff back, the team’s best non-Oswalt pitcher was burned in mop-up duty, Cooper threw out a panic-induced lineup (again), Berkman struck out with aplomb, Pence was the most patient hitter on the team, Cooper completely mismanaged the only scoring opportunity in the game, and through 7 games, the Astros have been outscored 43-16.

Want a box score? Check mlb.com.

2,3,6,3,2,0

Posted on April 13, 2009 by pravata in News You Can Use

(That’s the runs scored the first six games, Footer notes ) …entering Sunday’s game, the Astros had the National League’s worst average with runners in scoring position. They were 6-for-31, for a .194 average.

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Special Education – Pittsburgh Edition

Posted on April 13, 2009 by GreatBagwellsBeard in Series Previews

Picking on the Pirates is a lot like farting in church: you know you shouldn’t do it, but it’s just too much fun to stop. The Buccos have been awful for so long that the last time they were any good, most of their current roster was watching Ninja Turtles. Thus, pointing out how bad they are is abusing a deceased equine in the worst way. But the fact is, they’re awful, and they’re not getting any better.

A series win over the Co-ards to start the season, and a split with the Reds make the Pirates a strong candidate for that one team each year that gets a special segment on SportsCenter about how they’re surprising everyone in April and “they may be frisky enough to make the playoff picture”. The next step of this process is the team falling apart like a Plymouth Reliant on May 1st, and the baseball world righting itself. This will mark the final time all season the SportsCenter acknowledges that Pittsburgh has a baseball team, unless Jack Wilson begins dating Alyssa Milano or gets traded to the Yankees. Or both. Bottom line: the Pirates have been in the cellar so long, they’re starting to resemble a Mason jar of pickled beets.

The Mud and Blood have struggled out of the gate against strong opponents (Chicago and St. Louie), and some Vitamin P might be just what the doctor ordered. However, the games still have to be played, and they’d be remiss to sleep on these Pirates, as bad as they might be. Coop has also promised to rotate in some of the reserves during this series, which might be just the shot in the arm that this lineup needs.  Then again, given Cooper’s lineup-making prowess, we could see Quintero leading off.

On the tee-vee:

Monday, April 13, 12:35pm – FSN

Wednesday, April 15, 6:05pm – my20

Thursday, April 16, 11:35am – FSN

Projected Matchups from Astros.com

Monday

Brian Moehler (0-1, 37.80 (seriously)) v. Zach Duke (1-0, 1.42)

Moehler has a chance to rebound from a jinxed outing against the Scrubs that saw him lit up like a pinball machine. Unfortunately, he’s been hit well by the Pirates in past meetings: Nate McLouth is 6-11 against him, and Adam LaRoche has hit .364 with 6 RBI vs. Moehler.

Duke is one of the stronger arms (literally and figuratively) on the Bucs staff, but he’s had very little success against the Astros in the past. He’s 1-4 for his career against us, and has been hit well by the Puma (.300), El Caballo (.318) and Pence (.333), though he’s never given up a homer to a current Astro. I think it’s time to change that.

Tuesday

Everyone goes a little crazy while stuck in Pittsburgh on an off day.

Wednesday

Mike Hampton (0-1, 5.40) v. Ross Ohlendorf (0-1, 3.00)

Hampton’s Hams didn’t have much to oink about after the prodigal son’s return to Houston; three runs over five innings and an early exit were not what we were hoping for out of the former All-Star, but we’re taking an optimistic approach to this start, given that Hampton tends to beat the Bucs like a rented mule when they match up; he’s 10-3 for his career, and owns Jack Wilson (.111, some sobbing in the dugout) and Ramon Vasquez (.143 and rocking back and forth silently, staring at his bat).

Ohlendorf is a Princeton man, and you know what they say about Princeton men. (If you know what they say, please let us know. We only have Harvard and T-sip jokes here.) He’s a converted reliever, and while he had a strong showing in his first start against the Co-ards, there’s reason for hope. Namely, Miggy eats his lunch (.667), Bourn gets on base against him (.429) and of course Berkman, who puts up preposterous numbers against him, including a 1.600 slugging percentage (to go with .600 BA and 2.200 OPS). Time to remind Ohlendorf that the best college in New Jersey…is still in New Jersey.

Thursday

Russ Ortiz (no starts yet this year, 110-82 career) v. Jeff Karstens (0-0, 5-11 career)

Time for our first glimpse of Russ Ortiz during this series. As part of the continuing Let’s Put Together A Team That Looks Awesome on Paper (2001 Edition) plan, the ‘stros brought in Ortiz on a look-see deal before Spring Training, and he impressed sufficiently to be named the fifth starter. Ortiz is 8-1 for his career against the Bucs, with a respectable 3.21 ERA. He’s been hit well by Jack Wilson (.421), Nate McLouth (.667) and Ryan Doumit (.500); however, McLouth and Doumit were (scientifically speaking) fetuses the last time that Ortiz faced them, and the samples sizes are pretty small. Russ is strong against Chris Gomez (.100) and Freddy Sanchez (.200). He hasn’t faced much of the rest of the Pirates roster, owing to his 2008 absence and the fact that those players were all in high-A ball last year.

Red Raider Karstens is a ground ball pitcher who came up in the Yankees organization, and (much like Ortiz) is making his first start of the season this week. He’s coming off a weak spring, but you don’t exactly have to be the second coming of Cy Young to be the fifth starter for Pittsburgh. Hell, last year’s fifth starter was a fan who won a contest on opening day by sitting in the right section of PNC Park at the right time. Owing to his past stint in the Bronx, the only ‘stros to face him are former AL players, including Tejada, Keppinger, and Erstad. Erstad is perfect for his career against him, while the other two haven’t registered a hit yet.

Injuries

Good Guys – Aaron Boone is out for the season (shot through the heart, you’re to blame). Brandon Backe was joined on the 15-day DL by Doug Brocail, who’s been struggling with a sore shoulder. Much like most other 41 year olds, a little rest and some time in front of the tv should mend Brocail just fine. Everyone else is healthy, which takes away that excuse for the poor offensive performance at Shitty Beer Stadium this weekend.

Pirates – Phil Dumatrait (an actual, real baseball player) is pulling a Backe and taking an “extended spring training” on the DL to overcome some injuries. However, his injuries did not come at the loving hands of Galveston’s Finest.

Additional thoughts

– I didn’t get to see much of this weekend’s bloodbath in St. Louis because I was driving all over the Houston metroplex to see my in-laws. I guess the sensation was about the same, but the food here was better.

– One of the attractions of PNC Park in Pittsburgh is the ability to see across the river into downtown. Which is great, because that way you can see all the people headed to wor…HAHAHAHA, just kidding. Northern industrial cities are dying.

– Phil Dumatrait’s MLB headshot looks like he just got arrested for manufacturing methamphetamine. Seriously, that’s the look of the guy who goes to Walgreen’s and asks for ten boxes of Sudafed like it’s not a big deal.

Discuss the games in the Game Zone, and remember: it’s April, don’t feed the trolls. Oh yeah: fuck the Cubs.

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Weekend Farm Report

Posted on April 13, 2009 by Duman in From the Bus Stop

Let’s start the weekend trip around the farm in Lexington where the young arms have lived up to their hype through the first three games.  Jordan Lyles was solid but not spactacular in his Thurday start.  Friday’s game was rained out but Saturday had two outstanding pitching peformances from the Legends.

In game one, Ross Seaton gave up three hits and two walks while fanning two in five innings.  He gave up two runs but only one was earned; a home run that plated the unearned run as well.  Frederico Hernandez hit a three run home run and Brandon Barnes went 2 for 3 at the plate in the 6-3 win.

In game two, Brad Dydalewicz pitched 5 innings of no hit baseball in the Legends 13-2 victory.  He did walk four batters but picked off one of those baserunners.  Ebert Rosario, Brandon Barnes, & Albert Cartwright had 3 hits each and Russell Dixson and Kody Hinze both homered.

The Legends were off Sunday.  Robert Bono tries to continue the solid pitching tonight in the home opener.  Fans in Lexington can expect to see movement on the bases:

“I like movement. I like bodies moving,” (Lexington manager Tom) Lawless said before last week’s road trip. “If you get on base, we’re gonna be moving. We’re gonna steal. We’re gonna hit-and-run. We’re gonna take extra bases. We’re gonna put pressure on the defense.

“The more you do that, the reputation around the league knows that ‘if you bobble that ball, we’re gonna take the extra base.’ We’re gonna get thrown out — that comes with the territory. But we’re gonna be more successful trying to do it that way than waiting around trying to hit home runs. … I like the home run, but I don’t think you wait around for it. You create opportunities and then try to score the runs.”

Lancaster avoided the shut out Saturday night, scoring a run late in their 6-1 loss.  Sunday, they picked up their first win of the year through some power at the plate and working out of jams on the mound.  Brian Pellegrini & Jon Gaston hit home runs and Koby Clemens had a double and a triple to lead the JetHawks at the plate.  Christopher Hicks pitched 5 solid innings and Lo, Severino & Kelly all pitched their way out of jams for a 7-4 win.

Corpus Christi got a solo home run from Jhon Florentino to start Saturday nights game.  It turned out to be the only run in a 1-0 Hooks victory. Casey Hudspeth went six innings giving up just two hits and three walks while striking out

The Hooks Jhon Florentino connects on his first home run of the year in the first inning against Tulsa. Photo: Steve Nurenberg

The Hooks' Jhon Florentino connects on his first home run of the year in the first inning against Tulsa. Photo: Steve Nurenberg

three to earn the win.  Paul Estrada closed out the ninth for the save.

Sunday, the game went to the 10th with the Hooks coming out on the losing end of a 6-5 decision.  The Hooks blew a 5-1 lead after 5 innings.

“It’s tough,” Hooks manager Luis Pujols said. “It’s tough anytime you lose.”

Drew Locke hit a 3 run homer for the Hooks in the game.  The Hooks also faced former Astros farm hand Jordan Parraz who went O-4 for NW Arkansas.

Round Rock pitchers have walked 29 batters in the first four games of the season.  The free passes have led to losses as the Express lost both Saturday and Sunday.  Their offences hasn’t been too much to write home about either.  JimR gives some first hand oberservations in the TZ.

Happy Easter! Enjoy the eggs!

Posted on April 12, 2009 by Ty in Tampa in Game Recaps

April 12, 2009
Astros 0
Cards 3

W: Lohse (2-0) | L: Rodriguez (0-1)

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Happy Easter ya’ll! A whole lot of decorated eggs in plain view on the field today, courtesy Kyle Lohse. He straitjacketed the lineup to the tune of 24 straight after Matsui’s leadoff single to start the proceedings. 2 ‘excuse me’ hits in the 9th as Loshe was wrapping it up made things unnecessarily interesting as Twinkie went up 3-0, watched strike 1, then lifted strike 2 lazily to center to complete the sweep.

Wandy pitched pretty damn well hisself, but ran into trouble in the 4th, giving up a leadoff single to Spicoli and walking Pooholes. Ryan Ludwick then singled toward Lee in left and by the time the throw made it in, Greene had scored, Pujols was standing at 3rd and Ludwick on 2nd. A ground out to Kaz scored Albert then Wandy settled and down and got the next 2 Shitbirds to end the 4th. They added 1 more in the 5th when Wandy walked the leadoff hitter Colby Rasmus who got moved over to 3rd after a sac bunt and a ground out. Then the Cards newest pissant, Greene singled him home. Byrdak and Valverde pitched well in relief after Wandy’s 6.

Lohse wasn’t really doing anything special but getting Astros out. He didn’t walk anybody and struck out 4 but weak swings and ground ball outs were the order of the day with Matsui, Pence and Bourn the lucky recipiants of hits.

On to Pittsburgh for three, with an odd off day after game one. Tax preparers get a break.

Kvetch in the Talk Zone

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