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Angels @ Astros – Striving for .500

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Angels @ Astros

June 20-22, 2016

Things that have happened since the last series preview was posted:

  • The fucking Rangers wasted no time in messing up my prediction that the Astros would not lose another series to them this year, and now they are running away with the goddamn league.
  • The Astros are still in the thick of things for a postseason berth… along with eleven other teams.
  • Will Harris’s ERA nearly doubled in one day.  Nobody cared.
  • Dallas Keuchel still looks like he needs to be turned off and back on.
  • Viewers got an extended reprieve from Alan Ashby in the TV booth and the results were predictably enjoyable.  Never in however many years of seeing Kevin Eschenfelder on TV have I ever thought that he should get a shot at the PBP job, but after his solid work in Arlington, hell, why not?

I honestly haven’t been able to see much of the Astros the last couple weeks.  Having two small children and a stir crazy wife makes for some busy summer weekends, and a couple of projects at work have hampered my ability to write previews.  Yes, kids, if you play your cards right, you can grow up to work at a job that doesn’t care if you spend two mornings a week writing about baseball on company time.

Not going to lie, either: the four-game series in Arlington took some wind out of my sails and, truly for the first time this year, caused me to temper my postseason expectations.  The West still seemed winnable on June 6; now, not so much.  At this point I’ll be happy with the team playing .500 ball at the break.

Monday, June 20 – 7:10pm CDT
Jhoulys Chacin (3-4, 5.00) vs. Doug Fister (7-3, 3.26)

Jhoulys Chacin breaks autocorrect more than Kim Kardashian breaks the Internet, and with less butt cleavage.  Chacin was acquired from the Bad News Braves in early May but did not face the Astros when they traveled to Anaheim at the end of the month.  In fact, Chacin tossed a complete game against the Tigers the day after the Astros series concluded, but he has struggled in the three starts since, unable to make it past the 6th inning.  Aside from a good showing against a scrubtastic 2013 Astros team, Chacin has no sizeable experience against Houston.

None of the Astros pitchers in this series have faced the Angels yet this year.  Fister is the first of those and continues to be pretty damn good, and rehashing that fact gets old after a while so I’ll try not to.  He has not faced the Angels since 2013 but he has faced their hitters quite a bit: in 114 AB against Fister, Angels hitters are .219/.282/.325 with just eight extra base hits against him.

Tuesday, June 21 – 7:10pm CDT
Hector Santiago (4-4, 5.30) vs. Collin McHugh (5-5, 4.89)

Like with Chacin, Houston has not yet seen Santiago this year and now might be as good a time as any.  After finishing April with a 3.34 ERA, he’s had a 6.86 ERA in nine starts since.  He turned in six innings of one-run ball against the lowly Twins last week, so there’s that.  Santiago gave Astro hitters fits last year with a 1.85 ERA and .143 opposing average in four starts.

Despite not factoring into the decision, McHugh held his own for the better part of 6.2 innings against Adam Wainwright and the Turds last week.  In three starts against them in 2015 McHugh was 2-0 with a 3.98 ERA.

Wednesday, June 22 – 1:10pm CDT
Matt Shoemaker (3-7, 4.50) vs. Lance McCullers (3-2, 4.24)

Shoemaker has a big problem with run support: he has been routinely pitching deep into games, not giving up many runs, and still taking a loss or no-decision.  He had a streak of five games where he pitched through the 7th or later, only allowing more than two runs once, and he went 1-2 over that stretch.  That one win, by the way, was against the Astros in his longest outing of the season, leaving the game with one out in the 9th and a seven-run lead.

McCullers pitched 6.2 strong innings against the Reds on Friday and was let off the hook for a loss before the team eventually lost in extra innings.  He did very well against the Angels last season, turning in a 2.52 ERA and 21 strikeouts in four starts.

Astros Sweep Cards in St. Louis

Posted on June 16, 2016 by Sphinx Drummond in Game Recaps

Springer 8th inning homer lifts Astros past the Cardinals.

WP: Sipp (1-2)

LP: Siegrist (4-2)

Save: Harris (5)

Box

Game Zone

Adam Wainwright commercial A Damn Wayne Wright Commercial

The game started as a pitcher’s duel between Adam Wainwright and Collin McHugh, in the end, neither factored in the decision. After the Cards took a 1 to 0 lead in the bottom of the 7th inning, the Astros doubled down in the top of the eight when George Springer smashed his 15 home run of the season to give the Astros a 2-1 lead. It turned out to be all they would need, but for good measure, they tacked on a couple of more runs in the top of the ninth as well.

Springer was also a star in the field, making some great throws, picking up one outfield assist and he nearly had two more.

After dropping the first three Wednesday games of the season, the Astros have now won eight Wednesday games in a row.

The Astros have Thursday off. Friday they welcome the Reds from Cincinnati, Lance McCullers will go againt mound opponent John Lamb. Haircuts in homerun alley?!?!? Who goes to a game to get a haircut? Gym bags to the first 10 thousand or something like that.

Astros 1, Ashby 0

Posted on June 15, 2016 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

June 14, 2016

Astros 5, Cardinals 2

W: Fister (7-3) L: Garcia (4-6) S: Harris (4)

Game Zone

Box score

Win Probability

There were many factors in the Astros’ 5-2 victory over the hated Cardinals on Tuesday night – not the least of which were:

  • Carlos Gomez donning eyeglasses, which may or may not be prescription wear, and proceeding to go 2-4 with 3 runs scored;
  • Colby Rasmus avenging himself upon the Cardinals on behalf of his family, launching a Colby Jack and singling and scoring another run;
  • Your powers of math and deduction showing that the Astros scored all their runs on the evening from the 6th and 7th spots in the order – which is not bad for a team that has only 25 runs from the 6th spot all year;
  • and Doug Fister continuing his witchcraft, throwing 7 1/3 innings of 2-run ball with only 2 solo home runs scarring his profile.  (Let us ignore the fact that his ERA is 1.5 runs lower than his expected ERA based on his strikeouts, walks, HR, etc.  Let us instead focus on the 2 runs that he drove in to make it 5-2 instead of 3-2, which reminded us all of what we’re missing in the NL.)

No, the real reason the Astros were victorious on this muggy summer evening was that Alan Ashby was suffering from laryngitis, necessitating Robert Ford’s move to TV play by play – where he could then demonstrate his absolute superiority to Ash in every facet of the job.

Let us hope for continued laryngitis this evening.

Astros v Rangers Series

Posted on June 9, 2016 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps, Uncategorized

Monday’s Nightmare
Astros 5, Rangers 6
W: Dyson, L: Giles
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So, I’m working a flex schedule for the summer and Monday was my first day off. It started out great, I went to the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion box office to get tickets for Jim Gaffigan and met a friend for lunch. So, I was in a good mood and relaxed when the game started. Didn’t take long for that to end. Mike Fiers seems to want to continue challenging the hitters to bail him out. He’s sitting at a cool 5.00 ERA for this season.

The hitters did their job for the most part. In fact, I thought the Rangers were being more than accommodating in trying to help the Astros win. I do not know why the Astros do not want to beat the assholes in Arlington. And they made it worse they by allowing Odor to be the one to get the winning hit. Ugh.

Tuesday’s Disaster
Astros 3, Rangers 4
W: Diekman, L: Keuchel, SV: Dyson
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Well, the Astros took the lead early in this one, then let it slip away. Keuchel seemed to pitch well until the 8th inning when he gave up a two-run bomb that was enough to give the bad guys the lead and enough for the win.

I have to admit, I love the Astros. I love this team but I was almost in tears of frustration by their futility when playing the Rangers. I know the boys are trying, you can see it on their faces and in their actions but they cannot seem to cross the barrier that allows them to get the win. I cannot imagine how frustrated they are.

Wednesday’s Recap was brought to you separately by Sphinx Drummond.

Thursday’s Must-Win Did Not Happen
Astros 3, Rangers 5
W: Perez, L: McHugh, SV: Diekman
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Not surprisingly, the Astros dropped another game to the Rangers. Instead of staying even with them by splitting the series, they fall back.

McHugh only lasted 3.2 innings and Devenski did a good job coming out of the pen. Feldman’s run didn’t matter since McHugh did enough damage. But, the Astros just cannot seem to find a way to get runners to cross home or fill the holes for the Rangers hits.

Work was a distraction from watching this game. Of course, the work distraction is not necessarily a good thing. But, that is for another discussion.

The Astros are 9 back of the Rangers and 4 back from .500. I was hoping for a better season. I was expecting a better season. There are so many problems with this team I have a hard time reconciling that with the trust I have in Luhnow. Not every move he makes is going to be good but I hope he has the character to own up to a bad decision and do what the can to make the right change. All this losing makes me sad. I like being happier better. And for that reason, I’m going to share a picture from the vacation I took in early May.
Siesta Key

Astros Finally Beat the Rangers in a Baseball Game

Posted on June 9, 2016 by Sphinx Drummond in Game Recaps

Astros win in Arlington for first time ever in a long time.

WP: Doug Fister (6-3)

LP Tom Wilhemsen (2-3)

Save: Will Harris (2)

Box Score

Game Zone

Yu Darvish started but didn’t make it to the sixth inning, his shoulder was tight. Aw. Later Adrian Beltre, limped off the field with a sore hammy. “Stinky” didn’t assault anybody.

The Astros won. In Arlington. Such a great feeling. They should do it more often.

Thursday the get a chance to win in Arlington again. Colin McHugh squares off against Martin Perez in a 1:10 pm CST start.

Attendance : 37,696

 

Astros @ Rangers – Chicken Shit for the Soul

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

Astros @ Rangers

June 6-9, 2016

A potent case of writer’s block will prevent me from being any more creative with this preview, but maybe that’s not absolutely necessary.  After all, just a healthy dose of “fuck the Rangers” would be enough to pacify the locals.

No, today, I’ll simply be making a bold statement:

Whataburger Fancy Ketchup is not as good as Heinz ketchup.

Also:

The Astros will not lose another series to the Rangers this season.

Call it clarity, gas, what have you, but I felt a sense of calm in the aftermath of the last sweep.  Maybe we’ve been in the eye of the hurricane these last two weeks and shit is about to go sideways again…

…or maybe not.

On paper, the pitching matchups in this series don’t look good.

On the field, fuck the Rangers.

Monday, June 6 – 7:05pm CDT
Mike Fiers (3-3, 4.84) vs. Colby Lewis (5-0, 3.09)

Despite giving up just two runs over seven innings, Fiers was on the receiving end of one of those 2-1 losses the Astros suffered at the hands of the Rangers in May.  He’s coming off a very nice outing against the D’Backs: six innings, one run, 7 K’s.

Lewis shut down the Astros for seven innings a couple weeks ago, and his most recent game was another six-inning shutout affair against the Indians.  In between, though, he got rocked by the Angels for six runs in five innings… and still got the win.  Fuckers.

Tuesday, June 7 – 7:05pm CDT
Dallas Keuchel (3-7, 5.50) vs. Cole Hamels (5-1, 3.39)

We’d have to break out a microscope to look for positives in Keuchel’s starts against the Rangers this year.  22 hits and 13 runs in 12 innings is just plain awful.

Hamels has punked Houston twice this year, and last time had the benefit of what might as well have been a 47-run lead as he cruised for eight innings and racked up about 30 strikeouts.  Since then the Pirates beat him up for six runs (five earned) in 4.2 innings, and he gave up three runs over seven innings in a loss to the Indians.

Wednesday, June 8 – 7:05pm CDT
Doug Fister (5-3, 3.51) vs. Yu Darvish (2-0, 3.38)

The Astros have won seven straight games that Fister has started.  Cool story, bro.

Darvish came off the DL right after the Rangers’ last series with the Astros, and his starts have been good, if brief.  The team has been careful with him to not throw too many pitches, resulting in games against the Pirates and Mariners with 5 and 5.2 IP, respectively, with no more than three runs allowed.

Thursday, June 9 – 1:05pm CDT
Collin McHugh (5-4, 4.97) vs. Martin Perez (4-4, 3.24)

If this matchup were Craigslist then McHugh and Perez would be posting on Missed Connections.  Neither pitcher has pitched in the season series yet this year.

McHugh left Saturday’s game against the A’s in the 6th inning with the Astros ahead 5-4, before a blown save robbed him of a W.  Although the Rangers didn’t have much trouble with McHugh in 2015 (4.43 ERA, .344 opposing average), McHugh was still 3-0 against them in four games.

Perez has won three straight starts thanks to some good pitching and healthy run support.  Almost the opposite of McHugh, the Astros didn’t score many runs off Perez in 2015 (2.00 ERA in three starts), but they did hit him well (.324 opposing average) and he was only 1-2 against Houston.

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