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Kansas City A’s

Posted on August 8, 2015 by Waldo in Game Recaps

Submitted by NeilT

A’s 3
Astros 1

There were points during the last two seasons when I took solace from the A’s. They have a funny history. Sometimes early they were the best team in baseball, dynasties, really, but then Connie Mack would break them up because he couldn’t afford them. It had nothing to do with rebuilding, it was money. Mack was owner, general manager, and manager, and sometimes he won, but he also had 17-year losing streaks. Mack lost the most games of any manager in baseball, 1,489, for a winning percentage of .398. He’s in the Hall of Fame though.

Then his sons and the Shibe heirs took over the team, squabbled, and lost more games. I think I recall there was a daughter, too, but Connie wouldn’t leave his baseball team to the daughter. In the end the Phils were in the World Series, the A’s were averaging 1,978 fans per game, and Roy and Earle Mack were broke, over-leveraged, and forced to sell the team. In 1954 the A’s won 51 games.

Arnold Johnson—who had owned Yankee Stadium and was a business partner of the Yankee owners—bought the A’s. The American League helped them to move to Kansas City. Nobody in Philadelphia cared.

Kansas City was ecstatic. Johnson was a hero.

The Kansas City Blues were the Yankees top farm team, and Johnson owned Blues stadium. He sold it to Kansas City, and leased it back under—believe it or not—advantageous terms. Kansas City had major league baseball.

The first year the A’s were in Kansas City, 1955, they drew 1,393,054. They also went 58-96. For the next six years under Johnson, their best record was 1958, 73-81. Overall they went 371-552, for a .401 winning percentage. By 1960, attendance was 774,944.

The team under Johnson is famous, though, for completely different reasons. Kansas City is a railroad town, and from 1955 to 1960 every train pointed north and east. They were the Yankee’s farm team.

While Johnson owned the A’s, the Yankees were the best team in baseball. Through 1953, the Yankees had won the World Series a record five times in a row. From 1955 to 1960, the Yankees won the World Series twice, lost it three times, and once, 1959, came in third in their division. Nobody’s perfect. And part of their success was their trades with Kansas City.

The Yankees/A’s trades were so frequent, and so one-sided, that the rumors at the time was that there was some secret agreement between the teams. There were 16 total trades. The A’s sent 27 players and cash to the Yankees for 35 players and cash. The Yankees got Roger Maris, Clete Boyer, Ralph Terry, Bobby Shants, Art Ditmar, and Hector Lopez. The A’s got Marv Throneberry. They also got the Yankee’s aged, problems, and guys who needed more playing time like Bob Cerv. When the Yankees needed Cerv, he went back to New York.

Maybe there was collusion. Maybe the A’s just needed cash for operations. There’s a nice summary of the trades here: http://www.baseball-almanac.com/corner/c042001b.shtml

I didn’t see much of last night’s game. I picked my son up at the airport, and his plane was later than I thought it would be. I got home in the 7th. Keuchel was still pitching, so was Sonny Gray. Gray had the better of it.

Gray pitched a complete game, 5 Ks, 5 hits, no walks. The Astros one run came on another Valbuena solo shot in the 5th. Keuchel gave up 3 earned runs on 10 hits, with one solo home run to Valencia in the 3rd. Wojo got one out in the 8th.

For those keeping track, the Astros OF was Gomez (CF), Rasmus (RF), and Tucker (LF). The outfield combined for 0 hits. Castro caught, and got a single.

The Astros are now1 for 5 on their road trip, and I’m looking at the history of the A’s again.

DAMMIT: Astros squander opportunities

Posted on August 5, 2015 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

August 4, 2015

Rangers 4, Astros 3

W: Gallardo (8-9)  L: Straily (0-1)  S: Tolleson (20)

HR: Fielder (16), Gomez (9)

 

Box score

Game Zone: Is it “HOME run” or “home RUN”?

The Astros pissed away the type of game that young, improving teams tend to piss away on the road, losing 4-3 to the Rangers in a game they had no business losing.

This game boiled down to 3 innings:

BOTTOM 5:

After escaping with his neck intact for 4 innings, Straily can’t make it through the fifth.  A single/triple/single opener to the inning gave up 2 runs, and then the 2 ground balls he produced couldn’t produce a double play.  An ensuing walk to Moreland convinced AJ that it was time to bring on Sipp to face Hamilton, a leveraging decision I’m inclined to agree with.  But it didn’t pay off, as Hamilton ripped a single to RF for an all-important insurance run.

TOP 6:

Gomez led off with his first homer as an Astro, and the good guys proceeded to then load the bases with one out.  But Valbuena’s fly ball to left wasn’t deep enough to score Correa, and MARWIN! grounded out harmlessly to kill the threat.

TOP 9:

A Rasmus walk and a Valbuena single put the tying run on third with nobody out, but Castro and Altuve registered hideous strikeouts following Marwin’s sharp grounder that couldn’t bring Rasmus home.

The team went 1 for 9 with RISP on the night, a number that will inevitably relegate you to the loss column.

The Astros try to avoid the sweep tonight on ROOT Sports, MLB.tv, or the streaming service of your choosing.

Can’t Win a Game by Field Goals Alone

Posted on August 4, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 9
Rangers 12

MLB wrap
GameZone

On a night when both teams hit the ball, a lot, the Astros came up the loser. McCullers ended up getting sent down, which apparently was the plan but if we all know the arrogant and irritating Rangers fans they are probably saying he is ruined. Doubt it assholes.

Fiers ended up coming in to pitch in the 3rd. He could have done a better job, but knowing he was expected to pitch game 2, I’m going to let this one slide. He has a bad outing the next time, I might not trust Luhnow too much about his judgement. Ah, hell, let me be honest, I’ll trust Luhnow until he ruins the team.

Back to the game, every Astro got a hit on the night. Three of them hit the ball real far (Correa, Castro, and Valbuena). Hopefully the bats are still awake for Game 2.

In regard to Game 2, I’m going to put it out there. I think the Astros will win. Come join me and others in the GameZone. The drama there is great!

Trade Deadline

Posted on July 31, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros Something
Diamondbacks Something else

This has been a hell of a week. I mean it’s not every week you find yourself aired out on the internet, but there you go. I thought earlier this week that maybe I’d write about the trades–there was sure to be new players on the Astros tonight–so I started searching the internet for trade rumors. First thing I found when I googled “Astros trade rumors” was this:

Ken Rosenfeld reports that Astros fansite Orange Whoopass, AKA Stars & Stripes, is in discussions to trade star recapper Sphinx Drummond and NeilT to Padres fan forum Gaslamp Corner for the young recapper PadreSapien.

What the . . . I had no clue that OWA was looking to make a move. I immediately PM’d Sphinx to see what he knew. “Yeah, Waldo had PM’d me to let me know this might be out there. He said there was nothing definite, that management was thinking they needed some youth and that the Gaslampers admired my veteran presence.”

“But Sphinx,” I PM’d right back, “if it’s you they want, why am I being mentioned?”

Sphinx didn’t answer. I called my agent.

“HH, this is NeilT . . . Yeah, you know, your recapping client over at OrangeWhoopass.Com . . . No, I don’t need you to kick me in the junk . . . Listen, have you heard any rumors about me being traded to some Padres website, they know I don’t surf, right? . . . What do you mean you figured, it was a smart move for OWA? . . . I’m the highest paid OWA recapper, and they want to cut cost? After they found out I didn’t have a funny bone all you got for me after last year’s draft was two dolls carved out of soap, some Wrigley’s Double-Mint Gum, two Indian head pennies, a broken pocket watch, and an aluminum knife. That makes me the highest paid recapper?”

I PM’d Waldo. He didn’t answer.

I checked the website MLB Trade Rumors:

“On the fansite front, discussions have apparently stalled between GaslampCorner.Com and OrangeWhoopass.Com for the PadreSapien/Sphinx Drummond trade. The OWA front office insists on GC taking NeilT as part of the trade, GC says they’ll only take NeilT if BudGirl is included. It’s no surprise that OWA wants to get out of the high salary NeilT is being paid. He rarely writes about the actual game being played, and even when he does he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He’s been a complete bust for Astros fans. The Astros are reportedly in talks with Reds fansite, PeteRosefortheHall.com, which is desperate for a veteran like Sphinx.”

I don’t write about the game being played? When have I ever not written about the game being played? I’m a big league recapper, I know my job. I called back HH. Whoever answered the phone–it sure sounded like HH–told me he was in a meeting and asked me to leave a message. I checked the OWA forums, and sure enough, under the “This Week’s Recaps” area of the forum there was a long thread discussing the possible trades.

Moriartp: They couldn’t trade Reuben? He’s good, and I don’t think he’s done a recap all season. I’d hate to lose Sphinx. I always enjoy Sphinx. Without his Wodensday series the Astros wouldn’t have won a game in 2013.

Fredia: Win something loss something.

Austro: Apparently the Padres know that the NeilT recaps haven’t had a hit all year. But man, I’d hate to lose Sphinx. And asking for Sphinx and BudGirl just to get rid of NeilT is insane.

JimR: Boofuckinghoo. You have to trust Waldo and the front office, they’ve been stockpiling talent for this very scenario. We have to sit back and watch this playoff run.

Mr. Happy: I agree with Coach completely. Waldo knows what he’s doing.

I’ve got to tell you, I was devastated. I haven’t had a hit? Not a single hit? I know when I asked them my kids told me they had checked out one of my recaps. I always mention to Kris when I post a recap.

The Astros made a trade with the Brewers, and got Gomez and Fiers for some prospects. I sat in my office this afternoon and followed the trade results up to the deadline. Finally there was this:

“Gaslamp management decides to stand pat. No trade with OWA.”

Gomez showed up in tonight’s game. De La Rossa pitched for the Brewers, and Feldman gave up a run in the 2nd. Anyway I think it was the second. Some other stuff happened. Go check the play by play on MLB.com.

submitted by Neil T

Why lookie here: A walkoff brooming!

Posted on July 31, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Astros 3
Angels 0

WP Gregerson (4-1)
LP Alvarez (2-2)

Time: 3:02
Attendance 27,598

submitted by Mr. Happy

What were you doing when Castro the Astro parked the three run shabby that ended last night’s game? I was lying in bed all prepared to stay up for free baseball. Unlike BudGirl, I personally had no faith that Castro could end that game. I’ve not been so glad to have been wrong in quite some time.

Frankly, while I love Castro’s arm (and what’s not to love about it?), he has regressed offensively to the point where I don’t mind him not being out there anymore (except that we have to contend with the frontal assault on Conger’s noodle arm). I’ve learned not to expect much O from catchers, but it’d be nice to get a catcher who had the whole package of good hit, good arm and good handler of pitchers psychologist. But these birds are scarcer than hen’s teeth.

This was the type of game that I love so much—a pitcher’s duel, with both Scott Kazmir and Matt Shoemaker matching zeros through seven frames. Fuck a bunch of hitters-grab some pine, meat. Shoemaker exited after the seventh inning, but Kazmir pitched into the eighth frame, exiting in favor of Pat Neshek, who was boss in striking Trout out with runners on 2B and 3B.

In the home ninth, after Valbuena does what he seems to do best, which is strike out, pesky Jed Lowrie coaxed a walk. After Colby Rasmus flew out, Marwin Gonzalez, who’s been strong lately, singled to CF, moving Lowrie to 2B, bringing Castro to the dish. The ball he hit-in a 1-2 count-must have been a mistake because Castro doesn’t usually make you throw him a strike to get him out. But it’s a mistake that I’ll take.

The GameZone was slow at first but built up a healthy head of steam as the game progressed. I appreciated more baseball talk and less backbiting snark in last night’s effort. Come check out the GameZone; you might learn something.

Astros Fly Past Angels

Posted on July 30, 2015 by BudGirl in Featured, Game Recaps

Strong pitching and solid hitting push Astros ahead of Angels in the standings.

submitted by Sphinx Drummond
BOX

GAMEZONE

Video Highlights

The Announcers like to talk about a play-off atmosphere surrounding Astros games of late. It’s exciting but there is still a ways to go. In the meantime the Astros are keeping in position for a nice run as the season winds down. Lance McCullers was solid in his seven innings, allowing 5 hits and 1 run. He picked up 5 strikeouts and walked none while picking up his 5th victory against 3 losses. Pat Neshek pitched the 8th without harm but Luke Gregerson struggled in the ninth giving up 2 runs and allowing the tying run to the plate before closing the door and securing the victory.

The Angels took an early 1 to nothing lead with a run in the third but that would be all until the ninth. The Astros took the lead with two runs in the fifth when Luis Valbuena scored on Rasmus’ sac fly, then a few batters later Hank Conger scored on Jose Altuve’s infield single. Some poor base running ended the inning with Preston Tucker at the plate. Tucker lead off the sixth inning with a solo dinger to stretch the lead to 3-1.

Jon Singleton finally hit his first homer of the season, a laser shot to the bullpen in the seventh inning that made the score 4-1. The Astros added a couple of insurance runs in the 8th inning giving them a 6-1 lead heading into the ninth.

This is the latest the Astros have been atop their division since Sept. 21, 2003, when they led the NL Central. The Astros have spent 92 days in 1st place this season, including a run from April 19-July 11, while the Angels have spent 21 days in 1st. Of course first place is just a position in the standings that is only meaningful at the end of the season, but still…

Thursday the Astros try to complete the three game sweep when the Angels with send Matt Shoemaker (5-7 4.55 ERA) to the mound to face Scott Kazmir (6-5 2.24 ERA) in a 7:10 pm CST start. Promotions: Coca-Cola Value Days and Young Professionals Night.

Game Time: 2:50
Attendance: 31,272

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