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Oswalt Inning ™ does not sink the Good Guys

Posted on July 29, 2008 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Reds at Astros, 7/28/08
Astros 5, Dickities 4
W: Oswalt (8-8) L: Cueto (7-10) S: Valverde (27)
HR: Dunn (30), Blum (9)

The Daily Footer
Boxscore

(I was) walkin’ the tightrope steppin’ on my friends
Walkin’ the tightrope (it) was a shame and a sin
Walkin’ the tightrope between wrong and right
Walkin’ the tightrope both day and night

Yes, Roy returned to his all-too-familiar tightrope act Monday night against his old friends from Cincinnati. Spotted to a 3-run lead in the bottom of the first, Roy proceeded to load the bases in the top of the second with nobody out. Longtime Astros observers (such as the fine readers of this esteemed site) knew what was coming; let’s be honest, at this point, Astros fans in a persistent vegetative state knew what was coming.

Ah, but as the saying goes, hitting is timing, but pitching is distrupting timing. And thus Oswalt threw all of us off balance with three straight strikeouts to escape trouble and keep the 3-0 lead.

This only delayed the inevitable.

You see, Roy at this point will go Oswalt Inning ™ at some point. It is, as they say, a matter of when, not if. And Roy made it all the way to top 3, when 2 singles and a walk loaded the bags for Dunn, who then deposited a bomb just to the left of Tal’s Flagpole to make it a 4-3 game. (ed note: Why isn’t there any trade interest in a guy with 30 HR?)

Fortunately, Geoff Blum either really, really wants out of Houston, or he really, really wants a starting job, as he continued destroying the ball in the manner of his Sunday game. Following a first inning SF, Blum blasted a Cueto hanger into the first few rows in RF to make it a 5-4 game.

There it would stay, thanks especially to some strong work from a bullpen that seemed to say “Reliever?? Seriously, Ed? HOW ABOUT A FREAKING BAT!!!” Byrdak, Geary, Wright, and Valverde combined for 4 innings of shutout, 1-baserunner ball, and this one went into the books for the good guys.

Limey’s recipies, and the horror that is today’s Milo Hamilton, in the GameZone.
Trade deadline chatter in the TalkZone.

Astros take series

Posted on July 27, 2008 by pravata in Game Recaps

The Randy Wolf Drive To The Pennant started today. And, at first, it looked pretty much like the Astros Drive Into A Ditch we’ve been watching so far.

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Don’t Stop Believin’

Posted on July 26, 2008 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Astros 3, Brewers 1
W: Wandy Rodriguez, L: Manny Parra, S: Jose Valverde

Astros Recap
Yahoo Recap
Box Score

Hold onto that feeling.Read More

Astros swept, increase playoff hopes

Posted on July 24, 2008 by JackAstro in Game Recaps

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Astros 7
Pirates 8

W: Osoria (4-3) | L: Geary (2-2) | S: Marte (5)

Footer Oliphant Recap
AP Recap / Box via Yahoo!
Game Zone

On a day when the Astros increased their playoff hopes with an infectious blend of delusional optimism and poorly-timed e-mail blasts, they also managed to pack up their shit and move into the Central basement, where they are free to remove their pants and holler up to the rest of the division to send down some fucking meatloaf.

The two teams’ starters combined for a robust 5.1 total innings and 11 runs, while the bullpens were just OK enough to keep the differential at 1 run in favor of the Pirates for the eventual sweep. It was a constant back and forth on offense, with the visiting nine jumping out for 4 in the first, and the Good Guys answering back with 3 in the bottom half. They traded runs in the second and third, the Astros tied it up with 1 in the fourth, the Pyroots pulled away again with 2 in the seventh, and Houston answered with 1 in the bottom, but that was it. I’d document the whole thing, but I think this does a better job:

See-saw affair with an unpleasant but predictable ending

Bombs away at MMP

Posted on July 23, 2008 by mihoba in Game Recaps

Pirates 8, Astros 2

w: Maholm (7-6) | L: Cassel (1-1)

AP recap

Krysten Oliphant @ astros.com

Rather than wait for a ninth inning meltdown like the previous game against the swashbucklers from the three river town. the Astros and fill in pitcher Jack Cassel allowed runs early and often while the bats of the hometown nine decided to take another night off as the Astros lost 8-2 on Tuesday evening. Read More

Astros fail

Posted on July 22, 2008 by MusicMan in Game Recaps

Pirates at Astros, 7/21/2008
Pirates 9, Astros 3
W: Yates (4-2) L: Valverde (4-3)

Box score
Who gave Footer the night off?

It was destined to be a strange night from the beginning, as Coop the Mad Scientist put a prototypical #2 hitter in the leadoff spot, and a player with no future but as a leadoff hitter in the #2 spot.

Lineup dyslexia:
School fail
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