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Myers did it again!

Posted on August 19, 2010 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Mets 3, Astros 2
W: Elmer Dessens, L: Gustavo Chacin, S: Manny Acosta

Astros Recap
GameZone

Brett Myers kept his streak of going 6+ innings in each start going tonight. He pitched himself into trouble then out of it. The guy a tough competitor. I’m glad he’ll be an Astro for a couple more years.

The game was moving along at a pretty fast pace, since there was very little scoring. A 14 ining game that only lasted 4 hours and 18 minutes. I remember games with Tim Redding pitching that took as long.

There were only 5 runs on 22 hits combined on the night. Both pitching staffs did a pretty good job. The Astros were behind going into the bottom of the 9th but Mr. Geoff Blum hit his second homerun of the year to tie the game. An additional 5 innings were needed before another run would cross the plate.

Top of the 14th Chacin pitching for the Astros, the pesky Jose Reyes, led off with a walk, was moved over by a bunt from Angel Pagan, Mike Hessman walks, Reyes stole 3rd, Carlos Beltran intentionally walked, Ike Davis hits a sacrifice fly to right to score Reyes. Chacin then intentionally walks Jeff Francouer to load the bases again, and strikes out Tohlie (not Towlie) for the final out. All those Mets come to bat and luckily only score one run.

But that one run was more than enough, the Astros went 1-2-3 in the bottom to end the game.

The good guys really couldn’t get anything going against R. A. Dickey. Then again, it didn’t seem like they could get anything going against any Met pitcher. Bobby Parnell showed a bit of heat on his fastball. The radad showed 102 as his fastest, I’d like to say it was a home gun but they weren’t at home. Imagine how fast he can toss the ball at his home park.

I have to admit, I was out of town for about a week and did not pay any attention to the Astros while I was gone. I didn’t pay attention to anything since where I was staying had no television or internet. But who needs that when you have to just walk outside to a beach. Water clear all the way from your shoulder to your toes. I have to say, Puerto Rico is a nice place to find some great beaches.

And the Astros are now on a 3-game Wednesday losing streak. They need to cut that out. I prefer to write winning recaps. Good day to you all. And Go Astros!!!

Wednesdays Gone Look Away

Posted on August 11, 2010 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Braves 8, Astros 2
W: Billy Wagner; L: Brandon Lyons

Astros Recap
Gamezone

I took off early to start a vacation to go to this game. So far, not a great start to the vacation but it can only go up, right? Well, we had some awesome seats thanks to a cool dude but the players were not really listening to us. Pence still has that hitch in his swing. Bourn did get a hit one of the times I asked him to do so. But overall, the game was good fun until the top of the 10th inning.

Michael Bourn got his hit, stole second, got caught in a pickoff/rundown and end up save at second only to steal third on the next pitch or so. Good times there. The Astros had their best scoring chances for the whole game in that inning.

Wandy seemed to be off-kilter with Castro behind the plate, not sure why but Castro seemed to be on a different page than Wandy. They worked it out though and Wandy pitched a solid game. So did that Hanson kid for the other team.

The 10th inning was just ugly. No other words really seem to be necessary. Walks, grandslams and 6 runs scoring for the bad guys. All this did was bring every assine Braves fan to the forefront. Now, I understand wanting to see your team in visiting ballparks, but do you really have to be dumbasses? Seriously? Stop that fucking tomahawk chop thing you do. It is just stupid. It’s not clever or original for your team.

Well, read the recap and the gamezone for mroe information about the game and I’ll see you when I get back from Puerto Rico. I heard the rum and beaches calling my name. I just hope the Astros have a good of time in their games as I will while I’m away. Adios, my friends, start drinking.

10-4 good buddy

Posted on August 10, 2010 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Braves at Astros, 8/9/2010
Astros 10, Braves 4
Winner: Byrdak the Vulture (2-1)
Loser: Bo the Bailer (Patti: “Next time don’t duck like a little chicken”)
HR: Heyward (12), McCann (16)

Norris labored into the seventh inning, surrendering bombs from Heyward and McCann (who teed off on an egregious “get it over” slider). Fortunately, he was helped by some strong plays like Thunderpants throwing out the pitcher for a 9-3 groundout. Even more fortunately, Wallace is still new enough to cover the bag on the play. Wouldn’t be the last little league play of the night.

(This happens every time one of these floozy Braves starts poontangin’ around with those show folks.)

Lee, Johnson, and Wallace combined to give Norris three runs of support in the fourth, and Bud looked like he might settle in to a rocking chair. Unfortunately, McCann’s HR in the seventh changed all that, and set up Tim Byrdak for the vulture.

The Astros rallied in the bottom of the frame, featuring the Good Guys’ historical whipping boy Kyle Farnsworth giving up four baserunners and only recording one out. Afterwards, he was told by Bobby Cox, “leave, don’t go home, and don’t go eat, and don’t play with yourself.” The rally was capped by an egregious case of slapdickery that pushed matters to their final score of 10-4.

Just two more games to put our last beatings on Bobby Cox. After this season, we can all look on and agree that a legend and an out-of-work bum look alot alike.

smokeyandthebandit

Wednesday Streak Over

Posted on August 6, 2010 by BudGirl in Game Recaps

Astros 4, Cards 8
L: J.A. Happ W: Chris Carpenter

MLB Recap
GameZone

You know, giving up 7 runs in 1+ innings of work and ending up with a 4.03 ERA isn’t too bad. J.A. Happ just didn’t have it Wednesday in St. Louis. I rather expected the loss, the 7-game win streak in addition to the Winsday streak were going to have to end at some time. I was just hoping it wouldn’t be.

The youngins are still trying though and that is what I like about this team. Chris Johnson is trying his darndest to make sure Ed Wade doesn’t sign a 3rd baseman in the offseason. He went 1 for 3 with a walk. The 1 happened to be a 2-run homerun.

The tall drink of water, Jason Castro, hit a bases clearing triple (there was 1 runner on base) to go 1 for 3 with a walk.

The big hitter for the Astros, also known as Brett Wallace, got one hit but scored 2 runs. This kid is showing some promise.

One must give credit where credit is due in this game. The Astros bullpen went 7 innings giving up 1 run. Compare their outing to the one by the St. Louis bullpen the game before and the Astros kicked their ass. Great job guys, especially you Mr. Figueroa going 3 innings of scoreless baseball.

Other news:
My mom found this story (not exact link) on the front page of the internet. I love my mom, she’s great. Pretty fucking great catch.

Check out strosrays, as usual, outstanding series preview.

It Speaks for Itself

Posted on August 3, 2010 by OregonStrosFan in Game Recaps
Astros at Jakes, 8/3/10
HOU 18, STL 4 (Box score)
WP: Norris (4-7) , LP Garcia (9-5)
McTaggart recap; Gamezone
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The play-by-play, standing alone, is a thing of beauty.  I’ve added a couple of comments in brackets just to pile on…
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Play-by-Play (via CBS Sportsline)
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ASTROS 2ND: Jaime Garcia pitching
Carlos Lee : singled to center.
Jeff Keppinger : singled to left, Lee to second.
Pedro Feliz : fielder’s choice to third, Lee scored, Keppinger to third on 3rd baseman Miles throwing error.
Chris Johnson : sacrifice fly to center, Keppinger scored.
Jason Castro : grounded into fielder’s choice to first, Feliz out at second.
Bud Norris : singled to center, Castro to second.
Jason Bourgeois : doubled to left, Castro scored, Norris to third.
Angel Sanchez : doubled to deep center, Norris and Bourgeois scored.
Hunter Pence : grounded out to second. [Spaz ends his 2nd inning of the night]
End of Inning (5 Runs, 5 Hits)
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ASTROS 3RD: Jaime Garcia pitching
Carlos Lee : singled to center.
Jeff Keppinger : grounded out to third, Lee to second.
Pedro Feliz : singled to center, Lee scored.
Chris Johnson : struck out swinging.
Jason Castro : grounded out to first.
End of Inning (1 Run, 2 Hits)
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ASTROS 6TH: Jaime Garcia pitching
Chris Johnson : singled to left.
Jason Castro : (Johnson to second on wild pitch), Castro singled to left, Johnson to third.
Mitchell Boggs relieved Jaime Garcia.
Bud Norris : sacrificed to pitcher, Castro to second.
Jason Bourgeois : walked.
Angel Sanchez : tripled to center, Johnson, Castro and Bourgeois scored.
Hunter Pence : sacrifice fly to right [in foul territory], Sanchez scored.
Carlos Lee : doubled to right, Lee out at third [robbed of a triple by a bad call from the 3B ump]
End of Inning (4 Runs, 4 Hits)
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ASTROS 7TH: Jason LaRue catching, Mitchell Boggs pitching
Jeff Keppinger : walked.
Pedro Feliz : (Keppinger to second on passed ball) singled to right, Keppinger to third.
Chris Johnson : doubled to deep center, Keppinger and Feliz scored.
Dennys Reyes relieved Mitchell Boggs.
Jason Castro : singled to center, Johnson to third
Brett Wallace hit for Bud Norris.
Brett Wallace : singled to right, Johnson scored, Castro to second.
Jason Bourgeois : grounded into double play shortstop to first, Castro to third, Wallace out at second.
Angel Sanchez : singled to left, Castro scored.
Hunter Pence : grounded into fielder’s choice to third, Sanchez out at second. [Spaz ends his 4th inning of the night and is the only Astros player without a hit]
End of Inning (4 Runs, 5 Hits)
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ASTROS 8TH: Dennys Reyes pitching
Carlos Lee :  walked
Jason Michaels hit for Jeff Keppinger.
Jason Michaels : singled to center, Lee to second.
Pedro Feliz : singled to center, Lee scored, Michaels to third
Geoff Blum hit for Chris Johnson.
Geoff Blum : singled to right, Michaels scored, Feliz to third.
Jason Castro : walked, Blum to second.
Tim Byrdak [no misprint here folks, Tim Byrdak hitting with the bases loaded and no outs] : struck out swinging [joining Spaz as the only hitless Astros player]
Jason Bourgeois : walked, Feliz scored, Blum to third, Castro to second.
Angel Sanchez : struck out looking.
Hunter Pence : singled to center, Blum scored, Castro to third, Bourgeois to second [holy crap, Spaz joins in on the hit parade]
Carlos Lee : grounded out to shortstop.
End of Inning (4 Runs, 5 Hits)
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ASTROS 9TH:  Aaron Miles [Jake third baseman] pitching
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The Kids Are Alright

Posted on August 3, 2010 by MusicMan in Game Recaps, News

Astros at Cardinals, 8/2/2010
Astros 9, Cardinals 4
W: Figueroa (3-1) L: MacDougal (1-1)
HR: Some STL scrub (26)

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