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Opening Day at Osceola

Posted on March 2, 2011 by OregonStrosFan in Featured, TRWD

Chuck, Live from Kissimmee (3/1/2011)

Opening Day at Osceola

Today was a lovely day for baseball and a thin crowd dominated by Braves fans opened Osceola County Stadium for the spring. We watched our guys get slapped around by the Braves for the second day in a row in another game where the final score means dick.

Let me relay two observations from previous days that I’d neglected to mention. At the plate Towles’ hands look very, very slow. He didn’t always look this disjointed. In fact, I remember a couple of years ago when he looked like a star in the making here in Orlando. His swing just looked very different to me in the intra-squad game and I started to watch him carefully. I noticed that in his stance and through his swing he appears to roll his right foot outward and put all of his weight on the outer edge of his foot almost like he’s on snow skis and is making a sweeping turn to the right. I can’t imagine how he maintains balance like that, and I certainly don’t see how he can have any sort of consistent rhythm in his swing.

That reminds me – yesterday Hunter was taking his first at bat and unadvisedly swung wildly at a pitch that was going to hit him. I know I’m straining credulity here, please bear with me for a moment. Hunter sort of leapt out of the way as he swung and somehow managed to foul the pitch off. Everyone on the Astros bench was laughing and Carlos, the batter on deck, looked over at the bench with a broad smile and shouted at his new hitting coach, Mike! Teach me how to do that!

The other thing I forgot to mention was during the intra-squad game Brett Myers (who looked great today, more on that in a moment) commandeered a spot on Clark’s bench and basically raised hell throughout the entire six inning game. It was playful – shouting at the umpires, yelling words of encouragement and derision at the pitchers and hitters, he’d pop up and position himself at the entrance of the dugout like any good Little League coach and pretend to give signs to the catcher pitch by pitch. The highlight came in the fourth or so when Myers, in the middle of the inning, ran out onto the field and accosted catcher Brian Esposito (who looks really strong behind the plate) with a baseball card, mockingly beseeching him for a signature. It was brilliant. Myers dashed out of the dugout and in three strides was beside Esposito, waving the card in his mask-obscured face. Before Esposito could complete the question, Dude, what the fu- Myers with perfect timing had turned around and was back in the dugout.

Myers looked very much in control today. If he starts here and builds, getting better steadily, he’ll at the very least replicate last year’s surprising performance. He threw strikes, he seemed to hit his spots, he looked very, very good for early spring.

Every pitcher looked pretty good, actually, with the exception of my man Urckfitz. He got hit pretty hard, mainly because he was not keeping the ball down at all. I’m excited about Rowland-Smith. He has a very nice breaking ball and decent velocity. If Arnsberg works some magic we may see a pretty good pitcher emerge.

After Heyward’s double he immediately and quite foolishly tried to steal third. Needless to say, Q threw his ass out.

Koby started and finished a nice 3-6-3 double play which is never routine with a right handed first baseman, especially one who’s not out there for his glove to begin with.

Bourgeois and Steele both made very nice diving catches charging in from center.

Sadly I’ll be absent from the next week’s slate of games but will be back in action on the 10th, just in time to host Mr and Miss Limey as they make a pilgrimage to Osceola for a long weekend of baseball, sun, and, if history is any guide, plentiful libations shared with Ty in Tampa.


Chuck, Live from Kissimmee

Posted on March 1, 2011 by OregonStrosFan in Featured, TRWD

Yes, it’s that time again. Goodbye void and hello baseball, Spring Training style.  And as usual, we don’t mess around here at SnS.  In keeping with our long-standing tradition of providing excellent, informative, and thought-provoking commentary here on the SnS front page, we’ve decided to bring back our man in the park for an encore edition of “Chuck, Live From Kissimmee.”

Chuck, Live from Kissimmee (pt. 1, 2/28/11)

For me the void ended on Sunday. I’d been in the Orlando area a couple of days by then and had seen a few workouts, but Sunday offered an intra-squad game and that seemed to me an appropriate marking of the beginning of spring and of the beginning of spring training.

The turnout on a very warm Sunday was incredibly light. The majority of the fans inside the complex seemed to be socially maladjusted autograph seekers. If you’ve ever been to spring training you know the type. Fuck me, maybe you ARE the type. If you have irreconcilable differences with basic social norms, break long periods of uneasy silence with machine gun bursts of random observations at an inappropriate volume, lug around enormous binders filled with baseball cards of every conceivable variety while two-strapping a large backpack surely filled with more of the same, wear free promotional caps and only free promotional caps, if your sandaled stride as you leg it across grass and asphalt in hysterical pursuit of the one minor leaguer you missed last year is remarkably reminiscent of Borat, then yes, you are the type. And I thank you for your lurking presence near the batting cages and the parking lot while I sat happily in the bleachers and watched the game in relative peace.

By the way, where the FUCK do you work?

For the second year in a row Koby Clemens brought his bat. Very few pitchers threw many offspeed or breaking pitches (with the strange exception of Douglas Arguello who threw all sorts of breaking balls) so it’s impossible to extrapolate what I’m seeing now but like last year I’m struck by the obvious fact that Clemens can hit. At the time I thought drafting him was purely a PR move (and it may have been), but he is plainly shaping up to be a major league hitter. His defense
though needs a lot of work. That’s a charitable way of saying he is terrible. He was hit two balls at first. He bobbled one and let the other pass right through the wickets. I’ve watched him in several workouts thus far as well and it doesn’t get any better there, either.  He works hard and doesn’t seem to let his errors eat at him, but he’ll need to improve dramatically to offer big league defense.

You’ll likely have read that Anderson Hernandez made a couple of very nice plays at third and Manzella also made an impressive play at third diving to stab a sharply hit ball up the line and springing up to fire out the runner easily. I got my first look at Jordan Lyles who looks very much like a pitcher out there and had no trouble getting through his inning 1-2-3.

After the game I wandered over to a field in the back and watched a group of high-level minor leaguers go through some fielding drills.  This was my second chance to watch Delino DeShields, Jr. Last year I read that the team was considering moving him in to second from the outfield. So far, I know not why. His hands are stony and his arm is inaccurate.  I mean, he’s 18 years old and since I’m a casual fan and not a professional scout I can’t project what I see today into what might be five years from now. I have no idea what Adam Everett looked like at 18, but I would have to guess that he looked a damn site better than DeShields does.

I’ll leave it at this – in every workout I’ve seen DeShields lines up in tandem with fellow second baseman Enrique Hernandez. Maybe you busriders know all about this Hernandez kid but I don’t. All I know is that he has great hands and shows a very accurate arm. I think he’s 20, not too much older than Delino. Hell, he’s almost old enough to drink. But watching the two side by side it’s obvious who’s the more advanced defensive player, by far.

I love watching the minor leaguers’ workouts. It’s amazing how fundamental many of the things they practice are – how to call for an infield popup for example. I really enjoyed a fast paced drill where the pitchers fielded balls and threw to various bases and into various situations as dictated by the coach in charge. Squeeze! or 1-5! Or 1-4-3! or In between! and the pitcher and the first baseman would both charge the ball and communicate who’d get it over to the second baseman. The fellow in charge of these drills by the way was Dave Borkowski. Again, the pace of these drills is incredibly fast; a new pitcher appears at the front of the line every few seconds to execute the play directed by Borkowski.

I also enjoyed watching the pitchers, catchers and infielders work on various bunting plays and a wheel play designed to pick off a runner on second base. An added bonus is I now know the current signs the catcher gives the infield for these plays.

This morning I attended the meet and greet the team hosts for the season ticket holders. It was about 120 elderly shut-ins, three or four of the hardcore autograph seekers and me. I tell you what, I have never heard so many people complaining about free Starbucks coffee. I guess Starbucks is too robust for the velcro-shoe set.

Wade and Mills came out and gave a bit of a pep talk. Good thing, too, because after a hearty fruit cup a lot of these folks were beginning to nod off. After they opened the floor to a Q&A one lady leapt up and declared that she had noticed an uptick in the paehshin of the club. Don’t you people from Michigan have your own team? I wondered.
Another codger stood up and braced himself against his walker as he demanded to know why the hell the team was planning to move to Disney after all the county had done for the team. No, this codger was not I, nor did I put him up to it. I did befriend him, though. I would guess he’s close to 70 and far more profane than I am. In our friendly chat he called me a prick, a bastard and cheerfully told me Fuck you!

Afterwards I watched the minor league guys do some infield drills and then take BP. Mixed in were some of the big league players who wouldn’t be making the trip to Disney, most interestingly Barmes and Hall. I didn’t see a whole lot of these two fielding but from what I did see they both look very good, very comfortable. They look like a tandem that’s been playing together for a while. And both of them showed considerable pop in BP. I’m fascinated to learn what the team does with the infield this year, who the back-ups are, whether Manzella makes the team. There’s no Geoff Blum, no guy who can play all the positions. I could see a guy like Jimmy Paredes having a shot.

On to Disney for the game. I hate that fucking stadium. I really do.  The bright spots were several, despite the final score. The Astros got lots of hits. Look at the box and you’ll see. Wallace, Lee, Steele, Pence ripped one, even Manzella had a couple of hits. Later in the game Paredes and Mier turned a tight double play. I was sitting directly behind Tal Smith and at the play he straightened up and clapped with excitement, the only time he displayed any emotion at all throughout the game. Castro effortlessly threw out some idiot who tried to advance to second on a ball that had bounced off of Castro’s chest.

All in all it was great to see our guys back out there again.



It Speaks for Itself

Posted on August 3, 2010 by OregonStrosFan in Game Recaps
Astros at Jakes, 8/3/10
HOU 18, STL 4 (Box score)
WP: Norris (4-7) , LP Garcia (9-5)
McTaggart recap; Gamezone
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The play-by-play, standing alone, is a thing of beauty.  I’ve added a couple of comments in brackets just to pile on…
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Play-by-Play (via CBS Sportsline)
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ASTROS 2ND: Jaime Garcia pitching
Carlos Lee : singled to center.
Jeff Keppinger : singled to left, Lee to second.
Pedro Feliz : fielder’s choice to third, Lee scored, Keppinger to third on 3rd baseman Miles throwing error.
Chris Johnson : sacrifice fly to center, Keppinger scored.
Jason Castro : grounded into fielder’s choice to first, Feliz out at second.
Bud Norris : singled to center, Castro to second.
Jason Bourgeois : doubled to left, Castro scored, Norris to third.
Angel Sanchez : doubled to deep center, Norris and Bourgeois scored.
Hunter Pence : grounded out to second. [Spaz ends his 2nd inning of the night]
End of Inning (5 Runs, 5 Hits)
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ASTROS 3RD: Jaime Garcia pitching
Carlos Lee : singled to center.
Jeff Keppinger : grounded out to third, Lee to second.
Pedro Feliz : singled to center, Lee scored.
Chris Johnson : struck out swinging.
Jason Castro : grounded out to first.
End of Inning (1 Run, 2 Hits)
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ASTROS 6TH: Jaime Garcia pitching
Chris Johnson : singled to left.
Jason Castro : (Johnson to second on wild pitch), Castro singled to left, Johnson to third.
Mitchell Boggs relieved Jaime Garcia.
Bud Norris : sacrificed to pitcher, Castro to second.
Jason Bourgeois : walked.
Angel Sanchez : tripled to center, Johnson, Castro and Bourgeois scored.
Hunter Pence : sacrifice fly to right [in foul territory], Sanchez scored.
Carlos Lee : doubled to right, Lee out at third [robbed of a triple by a bad call from the 3B ump]
End of Inning (4 Runs, 4 Hits)
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ASTROS 7TH: Jason LaRue catching, Mitchell Boggs pitching
Jeff Keppinger : walked.
Pedro Feliz : (Keppinger to second on passed ball) singled to right, Keppinger to third.
Chris Johnson : doubled to deep center, Keppinger and Feliz scored.
Dennys Reyes relieved Mitchell Boggs.
Jason Castro : singled to center, Johnson to third
Brett Wallace hit for Bud Norris.
Brett Wallace : singled to right, Johnson scored, Castro to second.
Jason Bourgeois : grounded into double play shortstop to first, Castro to third, Wallace out at second.
Angel Sanchez : singled to left, Castro scored.
Hunter Pence : grounded into fielder’s choice to third, Sanchez out at second. [Spaz ends his 4th inning of the night and is the only Astros player without a hit]
End of Inning (4 Runs, 5 Hits)
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ASTROS 8TH: Dennys Reyes pitching
Carlos Lee :  walked
Jason Michaels hit for Jeff Keppinger.
Jason Michaels : singled to center, Lee to second.
Pedro Feliz : singled to center, Lee scored, Michaels to third
Geoff Blum hit for Chris Johnson.
Geoff Blum : singled to right, Michaels scored, Feliz to third.
Jason Castro : walked, Blum to second.
Tim Byrdak [no misprint here folks, Tim Byrdak hitting with the bases loaded and no outs] : struck out swinging [joining Spaz as the only hitless Astros player]
Jason Bourgeois : walked, Feliz scored, Blum to third, Castro to second.
Angel Sanchez : struck out looking.
Hunter Pence : singled to center, Blum scored, Castro to third, Bourgeois to second [holy crap, Spaz joins in on the hit parade]
Carlos Lee : grounded out to shortstop.
End of Inning (4 Runs, 5 Hits)
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ASTROS 9TH:  Aaron Miles [Jake third baseman] pitching
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A come from behind win? Nah, it couldn’t be…

Posted on June 9, 2010 by OregonStrosFan in Game Recaps

Astros @ Rockies, 6/8/2010

Houston 4, Colorado 3 (BOX)

Lopez (W, 3-0),  Lyndstrom (S, 14), Belisle (L, 1-2)

Bernardo Fallas (Chron.com) recap / Owen Perkins (MLB.com) recap

Gamezone

Monday’s game was ugly.  Tuesday’s game had a similar stink to it, with the distict possibility that it would be worse…  Michael Bourn getting a night off with Jason Micheals playing center in his stead. A lineup that put Keppinger in the lead-off spot and Manzella in the two-hole, Feliz, Michaels, Cash and Moehler batting 6 through 9.  Moehler making his third start of the season (after getting shelled in his first start and pitching a decent game in his second), this time against the Rockies, who absolutely rake against Moehler.  None of this things inspired confidence – an impending feeling of doom if you like…

The first inning, in fact the first for batters for the Rockies, only heightened the stench in the air. 4 straight hits by the Rockies, with no outs, led to three runs. JD: “It could go from bad to worse to flat out ugly here in a hurry…” .  Oddly enough, it didn’t.  Moehler got a strikeout on the next batter and got Helton to ground out into a double play in the next at bat.  Inning over, HOU 0, COL 3.

The 2nd inning went 3-up, 3-down for both teams.  In the 3rd inning, Moehler induced the Rockies into their second double play of the night, and ended up stranded 2.  HOU 0, COL 3.

You can’t throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch! led off the top of the 4th with a double, and subsequently scored on a long single by Manzella.  Berkman flied out to left, Lee singled to left and then Spaz grounded into a 6-4-3 double play to end the top of the 4th.  HOU 1, COL 3.  Moehler pitched out of trouble in the bottom of the 4th, again leaving 2 Rockies stranded.  Through 4: HOU 1, COL 3.

Kevin Cash managed a single in the top of the 5th, but was left stranded at first.  Rockies had some traffic on the bases in the bottom of the inning, but the Astros end the inning by turning their 3rd double play of the night.  Through 5, HOU 1, COL 3.  The Astros went down in order in the top of the 6th (despite a scorcher hit by Manzella to third), but the ‘fun’ started in the bottom of the inning.  Olivo singled to start the bottom of the 6th.  With Helton up with no outs and 2 strikes, the Rockies put on the hit and run.  Helton whiffed and Olivo was thrown out by Cash for the strike ’em out, throw ’em out double play (the Astros 4th of the night).  The next batter, Mora, took a walk and then during Barmes’ at bat, good ole’ Balking Bob Davidson did what he does best -calling some weak-ass balk on Moehler. With 2 outs and a runner now in scoring position, the Astros intentionally walk Barmes to get to the pitcher, Francis.  Francis grounds out into a force at 3rd base to end the inning.  through 9, HOU 1, COL 3.

The Astros scored another run in the Top of the 7th with a double, and some heads-up base running by Lee on a shot by Spaz that was caught at the wall.  With Lee on 3rd base after tagging up on Spaz’ fly out, he was able to score on a broken bat roller by Feliz to the shortstop. Middle 7, HOU 2, COL 3.  Wilton Lopez took over the bottom of the 7th and set the Rockies down in order.  Through 7, HOU 2, COL 3.

Things got fun for the Astros in the top of the 8th.  Matty B. came in to pitch for Francis, and Michael Bourn came in to pinch-hit for Lopez.  Bourn started 1-2, but ended up lining a single to right (on the 7th pitch of the at bat).  With Keppinger up and the count 2-2, Bourn took off on a hit-and-run.  The ball was looped into center and Bourn had already passed 2nd base before he realized the ball would be caught, so he turned on the burners, touched 2nd and busted it back to 1st base to avoid being doubled off.  With Manzella at the plate, good ole’ Balking Bob Davidson called another horseshit balk, this time on Belisle, sending Bourn to second base.  Manzella then put down a sweet bunt single towards 3rd base.  1 out, runners at the corners.  Belisle was lifted at this point and replaced with Franklin Morales.  Berkman proceeded to ground into a force out at 2nd base, scoring Bourn. Tie ballgame.  With Lee in the box, Berkman hustled down to 2nd base for his 2nd steal of the year.  A soft fly single to left put the Astros up by a run (both charged to Matty B), and an ugly strikeoout by Spaz ended the inning.  Middle 8, HOU 4, COL 3.  Bourn stayed in to play center in the bottom of the 8th, and Michaels switched over to left.  Lyon came in to pitch.  Brad Hawpe, the leadoff batter for the inning, absolutely crushed the 2-1 pitch into left, but Michaels made a leaping catch at the top of the wall to rob him of a hit (double or home run, I couldn’t quite tell).  Lyon retired the next two in order to end the 8th.  Through 8, HOU 4, COL 3.

The Astros went down in order in the top of the 9th.  Lindtrom took the hill to close out the game.  Struck out Mora for the 1st out. Walked Stewart (on a couple of decent pitches), bringing up pinch-hitter Jason Giambi (yes he is still alive and playing baseball) with a runner on.  Giambi crushed the ball to left, but Michaels made the catch at the back of the track. 2 outs, runner on first base.  Gonzalez proceeding to ground into the 4-6 force to end the game. GOOD GUYS WIN 4 – 3!!!

All in all, a fun game to watch.  It started out fugly, but Moehler managed to get 18 straight outs without allowing a runner to score (after the first 3 runs had scored with no outs in the bottom of the 1st that is…).  It wasn’t particularly pretty, but Moehler did what he so often does, and that was to give an unspectacular but workmanlike performence on the mound.  6.0 IP, 9 H, 3 ER.  The pen held the Rukkakes scoreless for the final 3 innings as well.  Manzella began to show some life at the plate, and Lee actually looked good all around (good swing, heads-up base running, etc).  The Astros slowly chipped away at the 3-run deficit and took the lead on a well-played 8th inning (sorry Matty B, wish it had been someone else…).

And that there is your ballgame, folks. Rockies can’t sweep now, and the Astros still have a chance to win the series.  Good stuff, all.  And better news still, you’ll be happy to know that the legendary JackAstro will be back for his regularly scheduled Tuesday night recap next week, so no more having to read my uninspiring rubbish on Wednesday mornings anymore…

By the way, for those of you keeping score at home, with the win on Tuesday the Astros fall 6.5 back in the “Race for Rendon,” trailing the Orioles and Indians (and tied with the Diamondbacks) for the prize of the 2011 draft.

Y’all have fun now, ya hear!!!

So you want to be a Natinal, eh Roy?

Posted on June 2, 2010 by OregonStrosFan in Game Recaps

June 1, 2010. Natinals at Astros

Natinals 7, Astros 8  (BOX)

W. Lopez (W, 2-0),  Capps (L, 0-2). Lindstrom (BS, 2)

McTaggart Recap

How shall I lose thee? Let me count the ways. With a boot, and a gaffe, and some walks, but it wasn’t to be.  The Good Guys tried their asses off to pull out a “L” from tonight’s game, but just couldn’t make it happen in the end, try and try as they may.  Despite the fluid nature of the Astros stellar, to shit, to shit, to shit, to stellar performances tonight, it was a win and a sorely needed one at that.

Brett Myers came through in a big way tonight

Giving a beleaguered bullpen a strong 7-inning start (7.0 IP, 4 H, 4 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 10 SO, 0 HR).

Count Berkman in as a convert to the Brett Myers fan club:

“I was prepared not the like the guy just from playing against him, and I’ve got to tell you he’s one of my favorite teammates in terms of his competitiveness.  He has a perfect attitude for what you’re looking for in a pitcher. If he loses 2-1 win, he’s always blaming himself and takes responsibility. He’s a competitor and not scared to throw the ball over the plate. I just think he’s a great addition to this team.  That’s the kind of guy you can win with.  He’s a warrior. The day he pitches he’s focused, he’s intense and I think the team feeds on that. I think the team takes the personality of the that day’s starter, and he does a great job of bringing that intensity to the ballclub.”

As did the offense

Sweet Baby Bourn: 1-4, 2 BB, 3 R

Jeff Keppinger, bitches: 3-5. 1 R

Puma: 3-5, 1 BB, 1 R, 5 RBI

Pence!!!: 2-3, 2 BB, 2 R, 1 RBI, 1 HR

The defense, not so much

A booted ball by Blum and a poor throw to the plate by Berkman in the top of the 5th led to 3 unearned runs.

Nor the bullpen

Lyon allowed a run to score in the top of the 8th and loaded the bases before getting back-to-back strikeouts to end the thread (Astros lead 6-5). Line: 1.0 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 2 BB, 2 SO.

Lindstrom allowed the tying and go-ahead run to score in the top of the 9th for his second blown save of the season (Natinals lead 7-5). Line: 0.2 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 1 SO.

That is until Wilton Lopez

came in and cleaned up Lindstrom’s bases loaded mess. Line: 0.2 IP, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO.

And Berkman atoned for an earlier sin

2 out in the bottom of the 9th, Berkman plated 2 with a walk-off base hit.

As did third base umpire Bill Hohn

Yeah, this guy, who ruled that Berkman checked his swing on what otherwise would have been strike 3 and the ballgame (and yes, it looked as if Hohn did Berkman a very big favor).

Sure, parts of the game were ugly.  Yet it was a win, and a sweet one at that…

Things I learned in the Gamezone tonight

Brett Myers is a fucking gamer, but he doesn’t even look Korean. He lowered his ERA to 3.04 on the season.  Better than Lincecum. Lincecum looks more Korean than Myers.  But ultimately, What can you say about Myers?  He’s a battler.  He hits them with everything he has.

Bizarre Panamanian rituals: Carlos gets under more balls than a midget hooker.

Yet another brilliant marketing strategy by Pam.

You do NOT walk a man to get to Jeff Keppinger, bitch! (unless Feliz trying to score from third on the play).

SnS places JackAstro on the DL

Posted on May 19, 2010 by OregonStrosFan in Game Recaps

Astros at Dojers, 5/18/2010
Dojers 7, Astros 3
W: Kuroda (5-1) L: Norris (2-5)
Astros.com Recap
Gamezone Commentary

Sorry folks.  I know you were expecting yet another spectacular JackAstro recap to help dull the ache from yet another Astros loss, but it ain’t gonna be.  JackAstro was injured in a freak masturbation accident and has had to be put on the 15-day DL by SnS.  In the interim, you’re stuck with me. FYL!  And we were stuck with the ‘Hyde’ version of the Astros tonight. FOL! And I volunteered to recap this game. FML! (that’d be “your, our, and my” for the ATM grads in the crowd).

Anyway… Caught the Vin Scully broadcast of tonight’s game vs. the Dojers. What can I say. JD and Brownie are awesome, but how many more chances am I going to get to hear Scully call an Astros game?  Dude is a baseball treasure, and I will be sad to see him ‘hang up the mike’ when he does decide to retire.  The melodic rhythm of his call; the intricate, yet simple, weaving of life stories and lessons in the midst of a baseball game while at the same time actually letting me know what the hell is going on.  I listen to him, and close my eyes.  Suddenly I’m 10 again, playing catch with my dad on a sunny Houston afternoon.  No Motions to respond to, nor Court deadlines.  No 9-11.  The Red Sox and Yankees are cellar-dwellers.  Reagan is President.  All is right with the world!  Simply, Vin Scully is a joy to listen to.

As for the game, it was un-spectacular.  Astros go down 3-0 after 1.  Bud walks too many batters that come around to hurt him.  Kaz can’t hit to save his life (finding his ‘inner-DAS’, i.e. finding himself in an 0 for 20 streak).  Astros lose.  We’ve seen this story play out before.

There were bright sports though.  While the Astros did find themselves down 0-3 after 1, they did fight back and tie the game thanks to the big bat of Carlos Lee.  A solo shot in his first at bat.  A 2-run single in his next.  Narrowly missed another home run in his third at bat.  Certainly nice to see.

The Dojers ended up scoring another 3 off Bud before he was lifted with 1 out in the 5th inning (line: 4.1 IP, 7 hits, 6 ER, 3 BB, 3 SO), and tacked on another with a home run off Fulchino in relief.  All-in-all, yes the Astros did get swept by the Dojers, but Carlos Lee showed signs of waking up at the plate and I got to hear Vin Scully call an Astros game.  Life is good!

And if you are not convinced and still trying to find a gold nugget in this steaming pile of poo that is the 2010 Astros’ season thusfar, just remember that the 2010 draft is less than 3 weeks away, and Bobby Heck has 4 of the first 58 picks in the draft.

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