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Ben May’s Strike Zone Might Reach Mars Before Humans Do

Posted on May 7, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

May 7, 2016

Mariners 3, Astros 2 (10 innings)

W – Cishek (2-1)
L – Sipp (0-2)

Box Score

GameZone thread

No matter your elevation above mean sea level when you read this, be advised: if someone throws a baseball your way, MLB umpire Ben May is probably going to call it a strike.  Hitters for both teams jawed about the strike zone – particularly its generous upper and lower borders – all night long, and this came to play a pretty large role as the game wore on.

First of all, let’s calm everyone down about one thing: Keuchel looked much, much better than his recent starts.  Despite allowing a solo shot in each of the 2nd and 3rd innings, he settled in well and lasted seven innings while striking out eight.  I’m not going to spend a lot of time on Keuchel here, though.

Given that, it figures that Houston wouldn’t have much going offensively for much of the early game: Nathan Karns had a two-hit shutout through five innings.  It didn’t help that Jose Altuve didn’t start the game, sitting due to a sore finger (he would later pinch-run, stay in defensively, and take one at-bat).  The Astros finally broke through in the 6th, though – Marwin Gonzalez and Carlos Correa notched back-to-back 1-out singles, and Colby Rasmus drove in Marwin with a double down the first base line.  With runners at 2nd and 3rd with only one out, Karns predictably got out of the jam with back-to-back strikeouts of Preston Tucker and Carlos Gomez.  Houston again stranded runners at second and third in the 7th inning, and stranded another at second in the 8th.

It was during the 8th that things had gotten interesting, though.  Leading off the inning with a 3-2 count, Correa took a pitch that was easily at least 3-4 inches below his knees; Ben May, umpiring behind the dish, rung him up.  While Correa incredulously returned to the dugout, A.J. Hinch came out to argue and got tossed, probably as much in an effort to light a fire under his team as it was to argue the call itself.  That low strike continued to be called repeatedly for the remainder of the game, prompting several hitters to turn around and likely question May’s parents’ marital status at the time of his birth.

Anyway, Josh Fields and Tony Sipp combined to hold the Mariners scoreless in the 8th and 9th innings and the stage was set for the Astros to go out with a whimper.  Leading off the bottom of the 9th, Luis Valbuena hit his first homer into the second deck in right field, tying the game and giving M’s closer Steve Cishek his first blown save of the season.

There was also a bizarre moment between the 9th and 10th innings where Carlos Gomez, as he was taking the field in the top of the 10th, made a beeline for first base umpire Jeff Nelson and started arguing about something.  Maybe it was about the strike zone, maybe it was about his 0x4 night, maybe Gomez is having buyer’s remorse about his shaved head – who knows, but Gomez got himself tossed.  Kind of a dumb thing to do, especially since that left only one player – the indomitable Eric Kratz – on the bench.  Had the game gone longer than 10 innings it could have played a big factor.

Well, it didn’t go 10 innings.  Sipp stayed on the mound for the 10th and gave up a 1-out solo blast to Robinson Cano, his second of the night.  And after that is when the Astros went quietly; Cishek pitched a perfect 10th, nailing down quite possibly the ultimate “look at all the fucks I give” stat combo of a blown save and a win.

No More Solos for Marwin

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

May 6, 2016

Astros 6, Mariners 3

W – Fister (3-3)
L – Walker (2-2)
S – Gregerson (7)

Box Score

GameZone thread

Yay, offense!  The Astros had built up a 5-0 lead at one point and looked like they might cruise through this one, but some oopsies in the 7th made it a little more interesting.  Not complaining overall.

Carlos Correa went deep in the 1st to stake an early lead against Taijuan Walker.  Marwin Gonzalez hit a two-run blast in the 2nd, which was the 26th homer of his career and the first non-solo homer of his career, ending a MLB record streak that he had locked up 15 homers ago.  Touch ‘em all, Marwin – we’re glad that you finally had someone to high-five at home plate.

Walker looked uncomfortable on the mound and left the game after the 2nd inning with what were later revealed as neck spasms.  His immediate relief, Mayckol Guaipe (my spell-check just caught fire), pitched two scoreless innings before giving up a 2-spot in the 5th.  After singles from Castro and Springer, Correa notched an RBI single and was followed by a sac fly from Rasmus.

Doug Fister had things on lockdown through six innings, facing just one batter above the minimum.  He ran into a buzzsaw in the 7th, though.  With one out and nobody on, Fister plunked Nelson Cruz, gave up a double to Kyle Seager, and walked Adam Lind to load the bases.  This was enough for Hinch to give him the hook, bringing in Pat Neshek to get out of the jam.  It looked like that just might happen after Correa made an outstanding play to his right, reining in a line drive by Chris Iannetta that very nearly found daylight.  But Ketel Marte lined a Neshek sinking fastball down the first base line, clearing the bases and making the Astros’ lead a lot less comfortable.

The team got a run back in the bottom half of the inning with a bases-loaded Rasmus groundout.  Will Harris pitched a scoreless 8th; I think one of my favorite things about watching Harris pitch is how he gets batters to offer at pitches that bounce in front of the plate.  Tonight it was Robinson Cano checking his swing and fouling off such a pitch.  Luke Gregerson atoned for his poor outing on Thursday with a scoreless 9th to close it out.

Mariners @ Astros – Longfellow Edition (If You Know What I Mean)

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

First Place @ Last Place

May 5-8, 2016

I heard the train at Minute Maid
Its old, familiar “choo-choo” played
While balls flew long
From hitters strong
For peace on earth, more games to win.

Then came the unforeseen beatdowns;
The losses piled up in H-Town.
Success too small
Caused a shortfall
Of peace on earth and games to win.

We’d soon meet on the battleground
The team that hailed from Puget Sound;
They’re in first place
And lead the race
For peace on earth and games to win.

And in despair I cried and said,
“We’ve lost two games to these shitheads!”
They’ve won a lot
While we have not
For peace on earth, more games to win.

Then came the scores more oft and deep:
“The team’s not dead, but the road is steep;
The West shall fail,
The Good Guys prevail
With peace on earth, more games to win.”

Thursday, May 5 – 7:10pm CDT
Wade Miley (2-2, 5.06) vs. Chris Devenski (0-1, 1.45)

Miley Cyrus is the only M’s starter in this series that the Astros have not already seen this year.  He got off to a bit of a rocky start but closed out April with style, pitching a complete game five-hit shutout of the Royals.  Prior to that start his ERA was a full two runs higher.  The Astros have had some success against him: in 2015 as a member of the Red Sox he held them to one run over six innings, but as a Diamondback in 2014 he allowed four runs over five innings.  Altuve, Gattis, Gomez, and Marwin all have career 1.100+ OPSes against him, and with the recent offensive surge this could be a promising matchup.

Devenski drew the short straw to have his team get shutout with him on the mound.  He allowed two runs to the A’s over five innings in the tough luck effort.

If these next three matchups look familiar, it’s because they are identical to the matchups from last week’s series in Seattle…

Friday, May 6 – 7:10pm CDT
Taijuan Walker (2-1, 1.80) vs. Doug Fister (2-3, 4.60)

Last matchup (4/25): Mariners won 3-2

Astro highlights: Fister threw a quality start; everyone except Rasmus reached base.
Astro lowlights: 8 LOB, continually letting Walker and the M’s bullpen off the hook.

Since then: Walker allowed three runs (two earned) in five innings and took a loss against KC; Fister allowed one run in 6.2 innings and picked up the team’s only W in Oakland.

Saturday, May 7 – 6:10pm CDT
Nathan Karns (3-1, 3.81) vs. Dallas Keuchel (2-4, 5.11)

Last matchup (4/26): Mariners won 11-1

Astro highlights: Nobody died.
Astro lowlights: Innings 1-9.

Since then: Karns got a win in Oakland with a quality start; Keuchel looked shitty against the Twins.

Sunday, May 8 – 1:10pm CDT
Hisashi Iwakuma (1-3, 4.03) vs. Collin McHugh (3-3, 6.59)

Last matchup (4/27): Astros won 7-4

Astro highlights: McHugh was decent; bats tagged Iwakuma for 5 ER in 5 IP; scoreless relief outing for Giles.
Astro lowlights: 13 K’s at the plate.

Since then: Iwakuma beat the A’s, allowing one run over seven innings; McHugh fell one batter short of a quality start against the Twins but picked up a win regardless.

Twins @ Astros – Twin Peaks of Suck

Posted on May 2, 2016 by Waldo in Series Previews

SERIES PREVIEW

AL Central Cellar-Dwellers @ AL West Cellar-Dwellers

May 2-4, 2016

It’s here: maybe the first truly seminal moment of the 2016 season.  A ten-game homestand against a terrible Twins team, a beatable Mariners team, and a sub-.500 Indians team.  Fuck the 8-17 record; if you’re going to mount a comeback it had better damn well start now.  The pitching is showing signs of life, but the bats better wake up.  Anything less than a 2-1 series win is unacceptable, and the Astros should really be eyeing a sweep here.

The Twins are a bit of a weird team statistically.  At 7-18 they are the worst team in the AL and only a half-game better than the MLB-worst Braves.  Their closest peers in team ERA are hanging around .500 or a few games better.  Their bullpen ERA just misses the top third in baseball, yet they lead MLB in blown saves (7) and are 2nd in losses (7).  Their offensive game isn’t too dissimilar from the Astros, although Houston’s is a touch better in most categories.  Like the Astros, at face value they are less than the sum of their parts, although the Astros’ parts are arguably better.

Can we see some bright spots to build on in this series?  Please?

Well… read on.

Monday, May 2 – 7:10pm CDT
Jose Berrios (0-1, 11.25) vs. Dallas Keuchel (2-3, 4.41)

Berrios is a 21-year-old, six-foot converted shortstop and a top pitching prospect for the Twins.  Of particular note, he won 14 games between AA and AAA in 2015 and racked up 175 K’s against 38 walks in 166 innings.  He made his MLB debut against the Tigers last week, allowing five earned runs over four innings.  He tops out at 96mph on his fastball with a slurve and a plus changeup, throws from a three-quarters delivery, and pitches aggressively.  Given the Astros lineup’s trouble with hard-throwing young pitchers – a (dis)ability that transcends time and rosters – I’ll be watching him on the mound while peeking through my fingers.  If there are any signs of hope here, it’s that he apparently struggles with his fastball command from time to time, and that this is only his second time facing big-league hitters.

Keuchel got hit hard by the Mariners in his last start, giving up five earned runs over six innings in the 11-1 routing that most of us didn’t stay up for.  He has done well against the Twins historically (2-1, 2.30 in three starts), and current Twins hitters that have faced him are just 10×49 against him.  Hope he has a good game tonight, because the bottom halves of tonight’s innings could be ugly.

Tuesday, May 3 – 7:10pm CDT
Alex Meyer (0-0, 18.00) vs. Collin McHugh (2-3, 6.65)

Meyer is another guy the Astros have never faced, making only his fourth big-league appearance and his first start.  He is a redwood standing 6’9” and uses his height to generate lots of power, throwing his fastball in the upper 90s.  He also throws a sinker, knuckle curve, and a slider that’s apparently particularly impressive.  His minor league K numbers are comparable to Berrios’s, having routinely been at or above 10 K per 9 IP throughout his career.  Like most pitchers his height, he does struggle with command more than Berrios and he’s gotten hammered in every big league outing he’s had.  In his only appearance this year he allowed two runs on five hits and two walks in just one inning of relief against the Tigers.

McHugh showed signs of improvement in his last outing in Seattle, allowing two runs over five innings.  We still need him to start working deeper into games, but a low-scoring outing is a low-scoring outing.  He has had success against the Twins, going 2-0 with a 2.00 ERA in three starts, including 7.2 innings of shutout ball last year.

Wednesday, May 4 – 7:10pm CDT
Phil Hughes (1-4, 4.45) vs. Mike Fiers (2-1, 4.97)

Hughes has been pretty solid for the Twins since 2014.  He gives up lots of hits but has been stingy on the walks the last couple of seasons, although he’s already almost halfway to his 2015 walk total.  He’s got four quality starts to his name this year, but his most recent start was his worst: four runs in five innings against the Tigers.  He also hasn’t gotten much help from his bats, already being on the losing end of two shutouts.  Hughes is a flyball pitcher, so with any luck some well-placed balls in the air in Minute Maid – where he has never pitched – can do some good.  He did not face the Astros in 2015 but they got to him pretty good in 2014, tagging him for three homers and five runs.

Fiers threw his best game of the year last Friday, holding the A’s to two runs over seven innings.  You could even make the argument that Fiers has been the most consistent Astro starter since the first week of the season.  He had good success against the Twins last year: in three games (two with the Brewers), he was 1-1 with a 2.08 ERA.

Sweep Avoided, Still Barely Treading Water

Posted on May 1, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

May 1, 2015

Astros 2, A’s 1

W – Fister (2-3)
L – Hill (3-3)
S – Gregerson (5)

Box Score

GameZone thread

Sunday’s game featured another substandard offensive showing, but at least today it was enough for a win.  The Astros managed only two hits against A’s pitching, but they balanced that with working seven walks.  Altuve notched a leadoff homer in the 1st to take an early lead, Castro led off the 3rd inning with a single, and the Astros were done hitting for the day.  The Astros managed to load the bases on walks after Castro, and then Rasmus hit a sac fly to the warning track in right center, missing a grand slam by 10-15 feet.

Two runs was all that Doug Fister needed today.  He worked himself into some jams in the 2nd (bases loaded) and 3rd (runners at the corners) and then pitched out of them, then went on cruise control until the 7th.  Springer made a diving grab of a Coco Crisp liner to lead off the inning, then three consecutive hits by the A’s cut Houston’s lead to 2-1.  Fister induced a 1-out grounder before leaving the game.  Tony Sipp cleaned up the mess in the 7th, Sipp and Harris combined for a scoreless 8th, and Gregerson pitched an uneventful 9th.

The starting pitching has been really encouraging lately, but the bats are still playing with fire and need to get their shit together.  There’s a 10-game homestand starting on Monday night so we’ll get a break from all this west coast nonsense for a while.  [Insert generic platitude about getting back on track at home.]

Held at Bay in the Bay Area

Posted on April 30, 2016 by Waldo in Game Recaps

April 30, 2016

A’s 2, Astros 0

W – Hahn (1-0)
L – Devenski (0-1)
S – Madson (8)

Box Score

GameZone thread

I guess some games are better left played at 9pm central, but even if this had been a night game you wouldn’t have even stayed up all that late.  It only took two hours and 27 minutes for the Astros to piss this one away.

Devenski pitched a fine game – two runs in five innings – especially given that it was his first MLB start.  Feldman turned in three perfect innings of relief.  Not really much to complain about on the pitching side this time, and who gives a shit about how the A’s scored their runs.

The lineup managed only three fucking hits against Jesse Hahn, a guy who despite good career numbers in the majors was pitching in the minors earlier this week.  They also squandered the few opportunities they had:

  • Through five innings every baserunner the Astros had (all two of them) were erased on double plays
  • Stranded runners at the corners in the 7th
  • In the 9th, bases loaded with one out, Gattis ends all drama with a game-ending GIDP.  Saw it coming from a mile away.

7-17.  Watch on Sunday if you dare.

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